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  • fuck u asshole

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  • Suprise buttsecks

  • CANON PENIs (watch smosh to get it)

  • His penis is now canon.

  • that lamp in the background...

  • CANNON PENIS!!

  • SMOSH!!!!

  • prepare to be punished!!! boing

  • FAIL FAIL FAIL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • HAHA i have that

  • I BET IF THE ENAMY IS GEY THEY WILL COME FOR HIM

  • @borkokid Oddly enough, in the film "The Punisher", one of the enemies was in fact gay but didn't seem to admire his package ^^

  • taste my lead bullets!!!!

  • Lol

  • i want one just for shits and giggles! hahaha! that's fucking awesome!

  • hes got a boner lol

  • They should've put it in his arm or something.

  • made of....plastic....

  • woo i knew punisher had a big penis

  • Who else pushed the skip button?

  • CCAAAAAAAANON PEEEEEENNIISSSS!

  • blow job

  • PUN CITY!!!

  • It's his love gun

  • LOL!

  • I mean, really?

  • PINGASER!

  • TOO MANY PUNS!

  • I love all your shitty puns xD

  • hahahaha pause a 0:34 

  • Yeah the punisher bend over he is here to "punish" you.

  • he says "i mean really" in every video review lol

  • CCAAANNNNOOONNN PPEENNIISSS!

  • They were thinking about what they did the night before

  • Its totally looks like a king of the dick

  • the "cocked" joke killed me

  • dumb toy

  • LOL Choking Hazard!

  • CANNON PENIS!!!!

  • My Cousin had this toy as a kid, but We didn't have the firing mechanism for the cannon and we didn't know what it was. So we called him "Poop-Man" and when we transformed him, we always put the cannon backwards, and we made him fly around with his butt rocket because he had superpowered farts. One day, we buried Poop-man, because he was trying to stop global warming by farting into the planet. Then we went and had dinner and forgot where he buried him. Poop-Man was thus forever lost. true story

  • @aug325 this comment was funnier than the video

  • "If you're Amish you might not want to watch this-"

    ROFL. Amish aren't even suppose to be on electronics.

    This is also by far my favorite Toy review.

  • Shape Shafter.

  • a toy for all ages!

  • I am so proud to say that i had this toy as a kid, and i always thought it was weird too XD

  • if i was almish i wouldnt be using youtube

  • I can't resist... CANOOOOOOOOOON PEEEEEENIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!

  • if you pause at 1:27 and cover the shi on the bottom word it says shaft XD

  • HAHAHAHAHA if your amish you might not want watch it, thats hilarious

  • XD

  • cannon penis

    

  • @TheDinoloc Thanks for the Smosh reference :D

  • fail

  • Those are Viagra darts.....

  • They used RED instead of PURPLE!??

    FAIL!

  • "These are getting harder, and harder, and harder to find."

    Am I the only one that got that joke?

  • how do omish people get internet?

  • @Fargosis16 Amish* And that's the joke. xP

  • @roflcoptergoeslulz where i come from amish people somehow get into car accidents

    itas fucking hilarious

  • ROFL!!!!

  • @Futonpotatos sorry, hey firetruck your

  • Futonpotatos yeah love smosh

  • CANNNON PENIS!

  • This makes no sence 

  • i counted 16 puns in this video

  • ha ha 

  • oh...my...god!

  • an amish person watching something on a device using electricity?

  • sigh how funny

  • he punishes her ( or him?)

  • Brings a whole new meaning to crotch rocket.

  • CCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOONNNN­NN PPPPPPEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIISSSSS

    -SMOSH

  • You can probably stop the Amish comments, I don't think it's likely that they will see this.

  • fail

  • lol u bring up amish people in most of ur vids :P

  • Better not drop the soap around this one

  • @boxofhalf wat do drop the sope mene

  • @25poopface It has to do with jail. If the person slips the soap out of they're hands , they are forced to bend down , and the other person gives him an anal raping.

  • HE JACKS OFF AND SPRAYS SPERM ON THE PEOPLE XP

  • he punishes the whore, thats why they call it him the Punisher

  • at least it's not a WATER GUN....

  • for some reason, he looks like Simon aka honeydew from yogscast

  • why is it not the PENISHER

  • @DesuDesuRampage no punish-her

  • @DesuDesuRampage PENIS HER

  • the only fail thing here is that Amish people would not even have a computer let alone internet.

  • Surprise Buttsecks.

  • he punishes little girls at night

  • lol

    

  • Wait-why would an Amish person have a computer and Internet connection in the FIRST place?

  • @boxofpi314 Sarcasm

  • Cock Pistol?

  • put on translate to english to english 

  • I remember when he filmed this during a live show and asked us for puns :P

  • His face ain't helping either.

  • Cracked.com calls this video as disturbing as the toy.

  • Ummmm. Are you sure that was meant for kids?

  • Oh Mike I do love you.... But not in that way :/

  • where can i get 1?

  • wait till he gets a girl woop woop

  • FAIL.

  • Lol the punisher toyis epic fail but epic win fail toys and the look on his face is so funny looks like he cant ur-in-ate

  • OMG did you see the look on his face!!! lol

  • you get versions of him wearing a blue suit

  • PENIS. 

  • CANNON PENIS!!!!!! 8DDDDDD

  • Von Helton? Is that you?

  • How is this a toy??

  • wtf???

  • ohhh gggooodddddd

  • that is the reason why kids turn G@y

  • I have that toy! :D

  • Notice how his "gun" shoots white "bullets"

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  • GO GO GADGET DICK CANNON!!!

  • LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

  • do pop the pig

  • the puns lol

  • eeeeeewwwwwwwww

  • he attacks from behind!

  • @keeby10 that comment made my day 

  • i'd go 4

  • its like quake rocket launcher, isnt it?

  • Groinsaw 2.0?

  • He is so hardcore he can kill u with his dick !!!

  • I watch his videos cause they have 2 words, Epic Fail

  • how did no one notice when they made that i mean all of the Dark Of The Moon Crankcases finger chopped off because they might be offencive so how the heck was this made

  • o.0 i bet he lives in his mums basement xD he spends a ton of money on toys lol

  • i swear i red shape shafting

  • aaaawww! i love your doggy!

  • where 1:33?

  • CANNON PENIS!!!!

  • This is a GAY toy

  • Makes me wonder how something like this gets past the drawing board.

  • the puns! oh god the puns!

  • Why is the dart white?

  • D: that's teh world 2day.

  • What is the name of the sound effects? :P

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  • omg. THE PUNS! OH THE PUNS!

  • Punisher looks like he's got his rape face on.

  • o_o xDD

  • ROFL This is the worst thing I've ever seen!

  • The Punisher

  • if ur amish u wouldn't be watching this anyway, u'd be using electicity!

  • And THAT'S why he's STILL a virgin.

  • CAAANNON PEEENIIIIS!

  • @DukesBigFan LOL yes!!

  • @DukesBigFan SMOSH

  • @DukesBigFan SMOSH!!!!

  • who let the c*ck out!?

  • I will be suing this company for the simultaneous use of my likeness and intellectual property.

  • TOO MANY COCK PUNS, THIS IS NOT RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON GOD DAMNIT!

    * Head Asplodes *

  • lol he has a cock out 

  • ...........how?

  • maybe that the punisher real dick size it must be extra large

  • Talk about your PHALLIC AGGRESSION....sheeeesh @!

  • THE PAWNISHER

  • more like the PENISer

  • wow this toy is HARD to find

  • That Barbie is... hot... *.*''

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  • this is all kinds of wrong.......

  • wow so many puns. the bad guys "oh were f$#ked"

  • cock rocket! what happened to his girlfriend pussyship

  • O.O

  • O.o

  • Bahahaha did they mean to do that... Oh yeah fail of course. XD

  • So you have to put this stupid shit in the middle of the Mozart classical music

  • @flash2368 lol

  • 12

    

  • If you got shot in the head by him, would it be a double head shot?

  • PUNNY video.

  • Oh, god... It was bad enough, then when you showed you had to JACK HIM OFF to make the missile fire, I died laughing. Seriously, what the HELL???

  • "his enemies r gonna get screwed" XD

  • I punish jooo! *hip thrust*