Payload

[jd11211]

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and his feet have little thing's on them so he's not really stepping on the paint aps and the chest looks kinda like the matrix if you ask me

[JonesSpirius]

Payload review is good but that slideshow...

you do know that you should technically get 8 hours of sleep for every 16 hours you are awake right?

[arachnoman13]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIKERTRASH!!!!!!!!!

[LightingPheonix]

Why does Payload looks weird?

[BikerTrashWolf]

I am fairly sure it is just a birth defect. Please dont make fun of him because of it :(

[9mandazi9]

i think he looks cool(in some sort of way) and would buy it. Wait i hav one and lovin him(hav 2) just wish they didn't put dat stick comin out of his back.

[erodog]

I don't know dude, I loved that slide show. If I knew you wouldn't want to, I'd ask you to do more with your voices. :P

[BikerTrashWolf]

it is not that I dont want to. it is more of a time thing. Just a regular video with a short 20 second or so slideshow with the figure will take almost 3-4 hours to shoot, edit, encode, and upload. Something like this where I do the voices could easily go out to 5-7 hours. I dont even rember how much time I put into the Dropkick video.

[erodog]

D: Wow.

[gwfb5]

I just got him & Wrechage

& i there OK i like them

they where the only new ones i could find.

One thing i notest that a Minicon i have

fits on the pegs on Payloads left leg.

[IamGreg73]

Oooh. the head goes back. That makes a little more sense...He looked like carlos (midget in my school) with it forward.

[IamGreg73]

Midget! If I had seen this, I would have bought the un-damaged jazz instead!

[shadowthehedgehog281]

you see the armoured truck when you fight brawl with ironhide in the ps2 version

the coward kept running away from me and kept sending his f***ing longarm and payload drones on to me...so i f***ing anilathed them

what? they deserved it :P

[binolar]

I've just got this little mothertrucker and I found it so fragile that I want my money back. he f**kin sux. I almost broke it at 3 different places. But he looks awesome in robot mode (almost like shockwave in g1)

nice review , thanks!

[uum6]

You think you sound cool with all the swear words and the way you think you know everything about transformers. RELAX. If you don't like it, take it back to the store.

[binolar]

sorry dad

[uum6]

Ha ha good response I have to give you credit on that one. Sorry if I sounded sh**ty earlier I just don't like it when people complain about stuff for which other people would die for in this world. No hard feelings.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Die for Payload? man... thats hardcore stuff right there man.

[evoiii8]

Great review. Is that a beast wars figure behind you to the top right? If it is, which one?

[BikerTrashWolf]

That is the Wal-Mart Exclusive blue Transmetal Rattrap that was signed by Scott McNeil in my "Mr. biker goes to mechacon" video.

[evoiii8]

NICE dude.

[SuperJang]

I'll probably pick him up, but get rid of the grill gaurd. Was going to get Dropkick, but his legs are like chicken legs. Hilarious slideshow

[BikerTrashWolf]

but... but... I like dropkick, even with the chicken legs, they are actually poseable, unlike SS and Thundercracker.

[SuperJang]

Really? Hmmmm... maybe I'll own both of 'em. Lol, I hate to break it to you, but I'm wanting starscream, too. :)

[BikerTrashWolf]

Might I suggest the red repaint of Dropkick, I am forgetting the name of him and the moment but it looks neat. Hard to say just from pictures though. Hauler or something I think his name is.

[SuperJang]

I'll look for him on ebay.  Red's my favorite color!

[savdenram]

they make the lead based glue out of lead based horses

[BikerTrashWolf]

Awesome! I would hate to try and ride a lead based horse across a stream though O.o

[savdenram]

i would love to eat a lead based horse burger

[BikerTrashWolf]

Horse meat sucks, it is too stringy.

[savdenram]

but lead is hard and solid so it will make it better :)  i think :( i don't know

[hellothere221]

can you review ur test minicons please

[BikerTrashWolf]

if I can find him... minicons dont get much love around here.

[Unicronsupreme]

you said this was the best of the drones. do you not consider longarm a drone? I'd say that guy is quite a lot better than payload.

[BikerTrashWolf]

If he has a face I dont think of it as a drone, I might be wrong, thats just how I have it in my mind.

[Unicronsupreme]

is that transmetal packrat on the shelf behind you?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yes, but it is the version that was sold @ walmart as the "walmart exclusive" Rattrap. Thats the one I got Scott McNeil to sign :)

[SmokingFox33]

Im hesitating on picking this guy up, simply because people have said his claw arm sticks out his back and ups the suck factor by ten. Since you actualy have him, can you tell me just how good/bad that is? You diddn't touch on it in your vid.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Well, the arm does not throw off his balance that baddly, so a big part of the decision if it makes him suck or not is how much having a carrying handle sticking out of the back of your figures. if you display him shoulder to shoulder with other figures so his back is not that obvious it is a non issue. the only thing I dont like about it is the spring (which I understand is removeable) I would liek to be able to pose him with the claw partially extended btu cant because of the spring.

[bigboi2x4]

a decepticon thats a armored car? the movie figures went all out with the "deception"

[sofakingHansen]

Payload gave Sucktimus a hug!

for a few seconds before he realized he sucked so bad.

[cezrulez]

is dropkick any good?

[BikerTrashWolf]

He sure is, I have a review up for him if you want to search for it in my videos section.

[cezrulez]

got him yesterday. i agree hes the best deluxe

[savdenram]

oh yeah i just leave him standing on his grill panels because it makes him taller

[savdenram]

the glue on it sucks because it can't be lead based ..................... nah i'm just kidding i don't even think there is such thing as lead based glue

[BikerTrashWolf]

LOL when I was reading this I was like "Lead Based glue ????"

[sofakingHansen]

there is lead based glue.

its mighty tastey.

just kidding.

it tastes okay.

[tmd02]

he looks okay, but i'd go for swindle!

i think i saw this guy before you fight jazz with barricade, he runs into you!

[savdenram]

its not lead based glue so it sucks ass just kidding i don't know

[BikerTrashWolf]

You sure its not leadbased? these are made in china after all. I keep wainting to hear about a recall on transformers.

[dinobotrules3]

my payload lost his grill his hands and his head for pete sakes!!!!!!!!

[BikerTrashWolf]

ummm... I am afraid it might be time just to give up on him, He has been beheaded, caught steeling in a Muslim country (twice) and had his bling stolen in south central...

[surfertron20000]

do you have any idea how many and what decepticon drones are out there, i know payload and swindle are drones but i have no clue about others

[AAarcher221]

ima get him and final battle jazz on november 25 even though my b-day is on nov. 26

[BikerTrashWolf]

Wow, Birthday-eve presents, How nice.

[ChrisKnerr]

Good choice of music for the intro and ending.

[tmd02]

lmao, did you speed teleport at 2:32?!?

[BikerTrashWolf]

yep, Cut out about a min of looking

[chata362]

wow!!! you have lots of toys bicker trash wolf rules!!!!!!!!

[BikerTrashWolf]

Ummm. Thanks :D

[transformersprime]

super glue makes the world easy

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yeah, I just forget to buy any.

[AndrewNUYT]

instead of good point you hould of said: ah touhe

[exomatrix13]

i went to target yesterday i piked wreckage over payload in yor opinion did i make a good choice

[BikerTrashWolf]

No not really, both are good figures. Both have their problems. Both have their good points :)

[mohawkid]

have you done a star scream review or will you get to him?

[BikerTrashWolf]

I will... just so many figures... so little Motivation and dedication ;)

[supermegatron1245]

do you think i should skip swindel because i already have payload but i am glid i do not have to get dreadwing.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Skip Swindle, I might get his repaint Camshaft, Much better colors.

[locomocococo]

dont appologise, this isnt a bad review at all!!! you have never done a bad review :D

[Astrotrain51]

I agree as well, Payload is the best drone. One of my favorite figures from the movie line.

Do you mind checking out my reviews if you can?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Will watch more, just finished watching your V Megs review

[kitonight]

were is ironhide review?

[BikerTrashWolf]

??? Wow that is a mixup... I forgot to re-edit it. Will work on that tonight

[mickmicah]

it was rejected it went over 10 minutes

[tomsandee]

Good review, I agree, Payload is the best of the drones, Longarm's pretty good too. If you're looking for Arcee, try Kohls. That's where I found mine. (7 Camaro Concept Bumblebees).

[locomocococo]

Biker trash, you are the best toy reviewer ever!! how long did it take you to get your collection, because i am saving up but i think it will take me a long time.

[raptorclans]

that was pretty funny man... u actually changed my pereption on him. might be getting this chap.

i'm looking for arcee too... been searching for ages, she's so scarce!

[BikerTrashWolf]

Tell me about it. I have never seen either her or 08 bb

[miles93093]

could you review movie arcee if you have it?

[BikerTrashWolf]

I want her so bad I cant even tell you. I want her more than I want the concept bumblebee.

[kitonight]

she on walmart online. last time i saw her she was in stock

[kitonight]

oh great she is out of stock

[Rasenshuriken22]

what's kibble?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Kibble is pieces of the alt mode that just hang off the robot mode because they could not find anything else to do with it.

[kitonight]

huh your not going to work today...YAY!!!

[BikerTrashWolf]

Got sent home because of the storm that might be entering the gulf.

[kitonight]

ok could you do more review. i'm looking forward for leader brawl, ironhide, and 20th prime (if you are going to make it... man my walmart is still not stocking them back yet)

[BikerTrashWolf]

Actually filmed the brawl review a little bit earlier tonight, going to shoot the photos in the morning if I don't get called back to work.

[kitonight]

it would be really awsome if your job was delay to next week

[BikerTrashWolf]

Well if that happens I will have an entire month off because I am going on vacation in two weeks, and The other crew works next week.

[Transformation619]

do you recomend leader brawl or deluxe brawl(which sucks, i know)

[BikerTrashWolf]

O.o... Leader, Hands down.

[Transformation619]

right, correct! By the way what does the hands down quote mean?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Hands down just mean like absolutely or without a doubt.

[chaingang90]

i hate droneheads!!!

[samusarans]

yeah, well I bet I hate them more!!!

[gigasteam]

mom i want it (01.17) i laghft the living crap out of me. you wear just so... i dont know great. this is one of my favoritereviews so 5 stars. and allsow the show after wasent to bad as you sed. grat vid and all.

[Decepticon1992]

Hey dude wassup hope you have a good time at work.

[kitonight]

ok there are one ultimate BB at my nearest walmart, for $80 should i get him?

[deadmansmarch]

you should, if you dont your gonna have to pay over one hundred to get him any other time

[BikerTrashWolf]

Me and my money. I passed. Several times.

He does not look like an 80 dollar figure to me, I don't even think I would buy him @ the 50 dollar supreme price point.

THey put all that effort into the gimmics an he just look cheep.

The videos I have seen, the motors are loud as hell too.

[SubZero7th]

I don't blame you, Josh. I think it would've been much better if they just made it an alternator-type figure, not having the electronics. That plus a much lower price would make the figure worth getting.

[Skyboysaber]

Very fanny ending and thx for ur tips of this figure ^^

[kitonight]

i love the voice at the end

[ilikebrunettes]

You know why they call him 'Payload'? Because he stole $9.99 from you, and you'll never make it back. Just kidding. His not the best of figures is what I'm saying. Nice review, as always.

[TallTeeth]

that was funny. I liked it.

[deadmansmarch]

im looking for payload, but cant find him, i just picked up swindle, and like you said he's got a thing poppin out of his chest...a little phallic if you position it right...

[venomslasher]

my favorite drone is longarm. go longarm

[g1skywarp]

whos the beast wars guy in the background

[BikerTrashWolf]

Oh thats my Rat trap that Scott McNeil Signed.

[kitonight]

you know if you creat a new account you could instead of choosing standard account choose another one and it would let you go over 10 min

[BikerTrashWolf]

So... If I just change my account to director it does not do the same thing?

[chungnug]

just pop his head off it has pegs so it will snapp back in place

[Decepticon1992]

hey dude wassup? nice vid btw

[GordonGrayWolf]

hahaha man, you are having the same trouble i had, eventually i just said screw it and did 2 parts

[joebrassmonkey]

nice slide show very funny. If you got time you should do that more often.

[neojono]

i actually gave a thumbs up at the no-minicon part with you at the same time! lol! glad to see they are somewhat over the fuckers

[NintendoVG13]

lol...i liked how you made fun of Brawl

[supermegatron1245]

funny hips where there are supposed to be elbows :)

[ArmadaChick123]

=D His only good quality is that he's a decepticon! Other then that I really don't like him just because his face looks like the little laps in the beginning of a pixsar movie lol ( I think it was toy-story). Sorry about that lol who cares what i think ( STARSCREAM ) um where did that come from oh well.. Great r/r <3 your stocker

[BikerTrashWolf]

Whats that? I know of no Star scream who might he bee?

[thesmeff]

Lovely slideshow at the end there, great! :)

[GenericUsername5648]

good review, though hard to get used to seeing you sans beard

[BikerTrashWolf]

Well, wait about two weeks, will start reappearing.

[prisoner1138]

Don't forget that his whole damn head pops off too. It's like they ran out of horses at the glue factory when it came time to manufacture this guy.

[toothbrush801]

Hey biker, great review and go to bed!!! No one needs to be up past 1!!! We Appreciate the reviews though! You seem like a great guy

[Clement899]

Dropkick is a drone too...dun forget..hes cooler..

You shud say Payload is the best decepticon "One Eye" drone~ XD

[BikerTrashWolf]

I only consider the One eyes to be drones. I might be wrong but that is just how I have it in my mind.

[kinglaffo]

That's what I thought too

[bonnymyhamster]

whats your favorite drone figure?

[BikerTrashWolf]

This guy, Although clement899 is saying that Dropkick should be considered a drone also. If dropkick is a drone then he is my favorite:)

[unpicked1]

I feel your pain about the 10 minute limit. I am posting videos were I talk about Turbo, and I don't know how many parts I'm going to have to make, I've already made 2 10 minute videos, and I think it's going to take 2 more 10 minute videos to finish telling the story. That the first time I uploaded a 10 minute video. Well, take it easy.

[Demonstormlord]

Actually, I thought that was kind of funny.

"Oh yeah, well I can look side to side." You should have added... "Bitch."

[BikerTrashWolf]

I was going to tell him to F* off but I dont like swearing in my videos.

[kinglaffo]

I'm with you there. Sometimes I can have a pretty foul mouth but in attempt to class up my vids I'm trying not to do that.

BACK

AND TO THE LEFT

[kinglaffo]

Wow after watching it I realized you're explaining that the alt mode in reverse goes...back......and to the left

back

and to the left

[BikerTrashWolf]

LOL I was tired man.

[Kongu954]

great review. i agree he is the best of the decepticon drones. the slideshow was good as well.

[ZenoPhantom]

sweet review

i like the swindel drone more than payload

but non-the-less good review

[EVILSNAKEZOMBIE]

Nice review, I would like your comments/thoughts on my Leader class Prime mod video I just put up.

[miles93093]

Was longarm a drone?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Good question, I am going to discuss my thoughts on that when I review him.

[thegunnerfromh]

Very nice figure, I think. I picked this up about a week ago and I liked it a lot, I really like the wings that hang off, and the gimick is quite ammusing when you say "Pinchy, pinchy" when you use it. = D

I just found a bunch of brand new bumblebee concepts at my local K-mart. If you're looking to buy one try going to a K-mart if there's one in your area.

[BikerTrashWolf]

lul pinchy pinchy. I am just tired enough that I almost rolled out of my chair on that one.

[JTMitchell87]

I think Payload is my least favorite out of the "non movie" movie toys. It has some potential to be a good figure but it just didn't work in the end.

Great review.

[kinglaffo]

Damn 10 minute limit is a plague.

Anyway I think this guy looks kinda cool. So far, some of the non-movie movie toys are the best looking in my eyes. I actually might buy this guy, but I don't know. I haven't been collecting movie toys...why start with this one? But eh, who knows.

Review is fine! Showed both modes, transformation, and your thoughts.

The voices were fine btw haha

Ah and I love "Cure" by Metallica, most don't. Happy to hear that in here.

[BikerTrashWolf]

I was originaly going to use "better than you" Since the whole slideshow was basicly just Payload telling Dreadw ing "Hey, I am better than you" But it sounded terible when turned down low enough to hear the voices.

[kinglaffo]

Cure is a much nicer choice IMO. It's a really under-appreciated song I think.

[robotadventures]

take a break. do something else. i have trouble with his hips. mine doesnt stand well.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Now that you mention it, his hips are a little loose. I am going to try somethign and get back to you on it ok?

[PrimeSonic]

I was expecting the vehicle mode to be just a giant shell wrapped around the robot mode. I was impressed to see it actually all came together pretty good.

Even with all it's shortcomings, it surpassed my expectations.

Can't wait for the next review. And get all the sleep you need.