Exfoliation is a great way to remove dead skin cells and soften and brighten the skin on the face. Followed by a good moisturizer and I think your... um, CONDITION, would be greatly improved!
Lars Arise.... funny name. Ooooh I bet those non vegan Zombies would love me! It would take several full size candy bars to lure me in though. hahaha. Hugs Jason. Very cute!
Brilliant! Our dog Fonzy loves the leather jacket look haaay :) Yay zombies go on strike..boycott the comercialism and give Zombies a break! Great stuff my friend ,loved the dialogue and delivery, very funny :)
I don't invite zombies to my parties. My parties need more upscale undead like vampires. Classy types. And I hate cleaning up the bits that fall off you guys. You really need to clean up after yourself or at least stand on a drop sheet.
Final reason I don't invite zombies to my parties is all they want to do is listen to Trance or the Baby Elephant Walk.
The only thing deadly about a zombie is how they can kill a party.
You tell'em, uncle zombie... By the way, do you know Jesus? I mean... maybe you met him at one of those zombie get togethers or mixers or something. What is he like in person... er, in zombie?
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MSalser42 3 months ago
thats like so cool!
PantyMython 2 years ago
Great video! Very wise words. Why does your face make my scrotum itch..? Any-wayze I'm lovin your show.
1rude Ape
TheEvilDeathBaby 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha!!
audionautix 2 years ago
wonderful! i want more!!!
JazzyLemmon 2 years ago
more? of this? really?
audionautix 2 years ago
man thats amazing -lol great job
youtrojaxtube 2 years ago
why thanks!
audionautix 2 years ago
can I have a high five uncle zombie or will your arm fall off? =p
smokingmonkeyvideos 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha!! You funny.
audionautix 2 years ago
Exfoliation is a great way to remove dead skin cells and soften and brighten the skin on the face. Followed by a good moisturizer and I think your... um, CONDITION, would be greatly improved!
justpassnthru 2 years ago
I'll pass that info along to Larz...tee hee....
audionautix 2 years ago
Uncle Zombie rocks!! Love Uncle Zombie!! He's the Man!!
NBMonkey 2 years ago
I couldn't agree more.
kenrg 2 years ago
you have Zombie sympathies do ya?
audionautix 2 years ago
death -induced arthritis!! Oohh..we're having liver tonight!!
brilliant brilliant script Jaso...I mean Larz!!
LeSaMilano 2 years ago
This is part 1 of my "This Comment Sux" series. Stay tuned for many more parts to come in this riviting multi-part series!!!
Blinkazoid 2 years ago
And naturally I of course misspelled riveting. Yet more proof that my "This Comment Sux" series lives up to it's billing:)
Blinkazoid 2 years ago
riveting? I love it. Spot welding too.
thanks for stopping by!
audionautix 2 years ago
Excellent rant Uncle Zombie I mean for your limited vocabulary and all...Lay low and don't eat too many full size Kid Kats.
1liljet 2 years ago
"Even when you get us confused with mummies!" LOL! This is so clever... and awesomely hilarious!!
CherryBoyLive 2 years ago
Yes writers are awesome.
audionautix 2 years ago
Nice spin in the Halloween stereotypes. :)
TravMcTavish 2 years ago
thanks for dropping by to view the body!
audionautix 2 years ago
Lars Arise.... funny name. Ooooh I bet those non vegan Zombies would love me! It would take several full size candy bars to lure me in though. hahaha. Hugs Jason. Very cute!
imperceptibleme 2 years ago
thanks Melissa
audionautix 2 years ago
I love bitter zombies anytime of the year. Rant on Uncle! 5*
oldvision 2 years ago
Did you say Lars Arsch...HAHAHAHA !
alonealotta 2 years ago
Ooh, I like bubble baths!
OhCurt 2 years ago
Frozen liver is best served how. On a bun or just by hand. lol
MayfieldRandyj 2 years ago
Brilliant! Our dog Fonzy loves the leather jacket look haaay :) Yay zombies go on strike..boycott the comercialism and give Zombies a break! Great stuff my friend ,loved the dialogue and delivery, very funny :)
richw4 2 years ago
lighten up Mr. Zombie! haha
pixonu 2 years ago
Vegan zombies? really? I wondered who was eating out of my compost pile...
And may I say, you make a very sexy zombie.
RiddleSpider 2 years ago
I'm leaving a comment even though I didn't think it sux. :P
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago
Zombies for President.
onjoFilms 2 years ago
Don't we already?
audionautix 2 years ago
You don't eat brains? I kinda figured you are more a leg man.
Great eulogy... monologue..
PuppyZwolle 2 years ago
You're like a Fonzy Zombie today. Aayy....Don't fool with the cool 'cause the cool don't fool.
Kie77 2 years ago
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
Sometimes you can be such a party pooper.
Perroquet51 2 years ago
This is freaking awesome!
captainfury2007 2 years ago
I don't invite zombies to my parties. My parties need more upscale undead like vampires. Classy types. And I hate cleaning up the bits that fall off you guys. You really need to clean up after yourself or at least stand on a drop sheet.
Final reason I don't invite zombies to my parties is all they want to do is listen to Trance or the Baby Elephant Walk.
The only thing deadly about a zombie is how they can kill a party.
VirtuallyAddicted 2 years ago
You tell'em, uncle zombie... By the way, do you know Jesus? I mean... maybe you met him at one of those zombie get togethers or mixers or something. What is he like in person... er, in zombie?
Festerius2008 2 years ago
Now I'm going to have bad dreams...
waaaaaaa!!!!!
nancyleeould 2 years ago
Me too !! Whaaaaaaaaa !! Now, you've gone and done it Uncle Zombie....scared the wits out of two sisters. Whaaaaaaa!!
bugsinrug 2 years ago
Now you're in for it!!! :-O
Whaaaaaaa!!!
nancyleeould 2 years ago
Whaaaaaaaaaa!!! I wanna sleep in your bed tonite Teed !! He's gonna get me!! Whaaaaaa! :-0
bugsinrug 2 years ago
Whaaaaaaaa!! Now you've got me doing it!!!
audionautix 2 years ago
Gee, tough room! LOL!
audionautix 2 years ago
Sorry..can't help out here. I wait all year for season to come. Without it I just can't make ends meat.
JimmerSD 2 years ago
Glad to see you in some more relaxed clothes... that suit made you look..... stiff.....
"Oh Larz, you're so delightfully frightening!"
Take care,
Patrick
MZMStudios 2 years ago
You know you're my favorite Uncle. Your the only one who's slow enough for me to run away from!!
biggydman 2 years ago
LOL!!
audionautix 2 years ago
Think i'll stay home and learn some zombonics.
bearchay889 2 years ago
good thinking!
audionautix 2 years ago
good video dude
TheGameCrow 2 years ago
That was great! It's tough to make a living...dead.
SkyFitsHeaven24 2 years ago
thanks.
audionautix 2 years ago
lol!! :D 1:05 1:14 lmao! Hilarious man <3 Great job! 2:36 lol <3 AMAZING!!
UniQuEclectics 2 years ago
All those poor misunderstood zombies, all they want is peace and quiet! :)
GrandmaDorrie 2 years ago
Very clever old bean. Well scripted and played by your good self. I just love the makeup.
barryperrins 2 years ago
Haha that was great! :D
TheKillerBurrito 2 years ago
Your cheeks look so soft.
TheG2Channel 2 years ago
and squishy!
audionautix 2 years ago
O_O ew squishy!
tweety9102 2 years ago
Very informative! :) hehe
Hilarious too :-p
dylandior123 2 years ago
thanks man!!
audionautix 2 years ago