KARATE CHIMP

[CvJoey12]

black chuck norris?

[MrILikeBaboons]

**** off, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chimp's here.

[wartortle577]

Is this chimp forced to do this?

[Kahn619]

@wartortle577 Noooo, maybe you missed the beginning? "There is no way i could make a 16 year old chimp if he didn't want to do it."  And by the looks of it, it seems that chimp enjoys kicking ass

[wartortle577]

@Kahn619 Are you SERIOUSLY believing this guy? You do realize he makes money off of this.

[TheShinobi32]

@wartortle577 Not that i know of he is just showing how his chimp likes and does karate how many other chimps have you seen do this i have not seen any other ones do it.

[TheShinobi32]

@wartortle577 No he likes doing it.

[wartortle577]

@TheShinobi32 Are you seriously believing this guy? Is he making money off of this?

[Darkninja0214]

Its a good thing that chimp wasn't the leader in "Planet of the Apes." Would've killed everybody lol

[hurricanesofhell]

@Darkninja0214 This chimp would've started a dojo for apes martial arts training. :( and all chimps know martial arts lol. The next time a camera man ventures through the woods he'll see too silverback gorillas doing kunfu o_0

[Darkninja0214]

@hurricanesofhell That's be awesome

[Fireoddessy]

...Move over Trunk Monkey!

[marsling12]

IT BEGINS

[TheFenixor]

Chimp Norris xD

[TobiIHS]

Shoulda chose that over freddy Kruger in mk

[TobiIHS]

New Fighter mk? (hint hint)

[ThePattywalts11]

chimpy chan



[tAiLspo0n]

Next up... Gorilla SUMO!

[tonib000y]

hes catch-phrase is "CHIPOW"

[bosszeroboss]

ha ha!!

stupid ape!

[Skoolkidsproduction]

anyone notice the description

[xtrmbeast]

@Skoolkidsproduction not till now:)) haha, all ur base are belong 2 us style:D

[mstacyfisher]

I dont know how i got here..... but im kinda glad i did xD

[shalom77771]

Chimpy Chan

[xsjad0man]

amazing how that chimp knows hes only play around and not using all his power... he would break that mans back otherwise.

[0MGitZCHAZ]

hey wanna fight?

[Skoolkidsproduction]

more human then human can human being. = Greatest description of all time

[GonG108]

ya ya today its funny one day it will get something else but i don t want to make promo for this movie about them , never under estimate conscioussnes

[ZockerZombie]

OK I want a fucking Movie about that Chimp

[Tickledpickleable]

Ok so cimps are naturally like 10 times stronger than any human. Why teach them martial arts? That's terrifying lol.

[Skoolkidsproduction]

look at the description

[garrette2010]

@Skoolkidsproduction lol !!!



[DragonMaster269]

How much for him, I'll buy him off you

[MyNickNameMichi]

0:26 Looks like trollface...

[myBALLSareMORPHED]

You do understand they're splitting from the actual chimp to a person in a chimp costume?

[PJATdug]

@myBALLSareMORPHED Pretty convincing costume. >.> Considering the short legs.

[Trigunxox777]

Proof that Planet of the Apes is based on a true story

[technofreeky]

Its 50 cent human only not evolved completely.

[TheSarnaran]

@technofreeky not really, they just evolved differently than us, they aren't less or more evolved.

[bigguy228]

This monkey was obviously trained by Chuck Norris. Look at that roundhouse kick!

[Mister86Productions]

If we trained Chimps for the military, the enemy would be fucked! I understand the concept is inhumane and cruel to some degree, still pretty hardcore!

[sebaschan23]

Oh shit, they're learning, THEY'RE LEARNING!!

[myBALLSareMORPHED]

@sebaschan23

yes they are, and now one of them controls the U.S....lol

[UCAPxFlame]

noooooooo now he will go back and teach the rest of his monkey friends planet of the apes is real lol

[ironmantis25]

the monkey king

[Iluvmjandpranks]

Like. PERIOD!

[72Roo67]

a chimp doesn't need martial arts, it can just maul you and rip your dick off.

[clos324]

Is he/she still alive? I hope he is cause he would be awesome in UFC! HAHA!

[rembertervin247]

Can I hire that chimp as my personal bodygaurd for 5 bananas/ per hour

[shademagexxx]

@rembertervin247 haha good one....

[cuppajoesugar]

@rembertervin247 5 bananas/hour? Bleed him dry why dontcha

[PychoPrincess]

ina laugh if that chimp goes king kong on his ass

[imjsutthatguy]

Im in that part of youtube again..........

[BooBeeCr]

@imjsutthatguy ur not getting thumbs up

[imjsutthatguy]

@BooBeeCr wasnt askin for any just statin a simple fact sheesh relax there buddy smile :)

[erdembeyful]

hahahaaaa! lol :))))))))))))))))

[BlueGama600]

Why would you make the chimp do nothing but kicks? Chimps have more power in their arms then in their legs. It's the opposite of humans.

[KuronekoIX]

Teaching an ape martial arts?

I've watched 'planet of the apes' man, not a good idea...

[hotrodfirebird]

Who the hell stole Chuck Norris's pet??

[cmorales2831]

Quit bitching ppl this ape loves what its doing. It's a chimp if it didn't want to it will tear his face off

[StartTheRaceWar]

@cmorales2831 It's not that interesting considering the president is a chimp.

[blackeroni]

Bubbles of Chuck norris

[petrapost1]

It's an ape, not a human being, idiot! Don't humanize chimps!!

[StartTheRaceWar]

@petrapost1 Totally agree, we need to release apes back into the african wild, all they do is crowd prisons, live on welfare, foodstamps and spread aids. But considering the president is an ape, we have a very very long way to go.

[getmulah619]

Its an ape, not a monkey you fuck!

[SuperCms123]

daamn dats soo cool now iwanna monkey lol

[TheSodapoppers]

lolololol



[hopdiddy1000]

lol amazing

[SteveDutchy]

even the best karate expert is no match for this chimp when he gets really angry

[doga201]

Better than chuck norris.......haha

[johncenafan396]

monkeys firing weapons and now doing karate? I really think this is about to become a planet of the apes

[mrcrazyman8484]

Chimps are known to most likely turn on you so the fact that you taught it karate makes it worse for you

[222bunnies]

is he really hit hard or r u just falling

[legoblakenerfman]

and this is what led to planet of the apes

[SamuraiofSunflowers]

Somebody show this to Dana White and hell get a crack at cain's title.

[dave997]

i dont think id be trying to stick my hands in its mouth

[iShank2Win]

wth is going on here

0:24

[iShank2Win]

wth is going on here

[SRsyndrome]

I love his face at 8 seconds in. He totally feels like a badass.

[mrkoopaking64]

if the chimp wanted to he could kick the tar out of the trainer

[wanderhead]

Dont call chimps wimps!

[USOFA01]

Chimps real move is ripping your face off when he gets tired of this bullshit..

[edhardy369]

Chimp Norris?!?!

[southsidesman]

@edhardy369 aaaaahhhh....

[desormi]

@edhardy369 Nope. Chimp-Claude Van Damme.

[qwertyuiop1234567311]

@desormi i thought it was Mr-C or Bruce-Chimpanze

[desormi]

@qwertyuiop1234567311 Certainly not. Don't you recognise that Helicopter Kick?

[qwertyuiop1234567311]

@desormi ahhhhhh ok yea i c that

[xN3150Nx]

@edhardy369 no its Chimp Lee

[shogunMR]

@edhardy369 hahahhaa funny dude lol

[lilmissandre100]

the next chuck norris.....

[Svarifaxx]

So...no one thinks this is wrong?

[shishabuzz101]

@Svarifaxx why would they? the chimp isnt under distress, and if anything enjoys doing karate. tree hugger

[thafoofa]

@Svarifaxx No. No one but you. The trainer even said that he couldn't make the chimp do it if he didn't already want to. But I guess you didn't hear that part because you were so busy manufacturing your outrage. What I think is that there is something fundamentally wrong with people like you, that even mental therapy could never fix.

[1981Devastator]

chimp smile like american people

[CowieMooCowxo87]

I love that satisfied smile at the end. he knows he kicks ass.

[hgf2335]

this is apeson van damme

[XDantevsVergilX]

THIS VIDEO CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT MAN I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF IT TALKS.

[Tellinhowitis121]

Bad mothafckn chimp

[vxphsycoxv]

LOVE THE SMILE AT THE END LOL

[TheBlenderblob]

@vxphsycoxv When chimps smile its a sign of aggression, not happiness.

[JadeAkuda]

O____O

[Youtub3rh4x0r]

Chuck norris of the apes

[shweetguy]

Roflmaoc!

[Lollertron]

0:27 hes like YEAHHH!

[Askar9992]

LOL!!

[ChappaMan17]

smart, teach an animal that already has twice the strength of a human a martial art

[NateHowl]

@ChappaMan17

A chimp would already maul you to death, so it's not like the martial art makes him any more dangerous. If anything, it might cause him to mercifully knock someone unconscious before ripping their face off.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

He needs his own fighting game.

[FR4NKtheT4NK302]

lol EPIC smile at the end xD This chimp would be the greatest wingman at the bar

[vamtheanomaly]

An animal like that has the agility and raw power to do some serious damage. Id like to know though...if that chimp got in a "real" fight...would he try and use what he learned OR revert to animal instincts of how primate fight.

[AngeloNiklis]

@vamtheanomaly

I guess one of us will just have to find out. Heads or tails?

[jagjagjag009]

wen will they add him to Mortal Combat?

[flozero9]

training for caesar! 

[07NightPanther]

CAESAR?

[TheMacado14]

Blanka from STREET FIGHTER ?

[ctyanhson10]

Chuck Norris, you have exactly 2 minutes and 29 seconds to run before this chimp kick your butt

[sergioswow]

Chuck Noriss

[bridgevictimgobbler]

This jigaboo probably learned karate to protect himself in the hood. Other monkeys in the ghetto probably want to steal his flatscreen tv and his car! You know how wild bluegummers are!

[EthernalExhile]

@bridgevictimgobbler and his rims! dont forget his rims!

[tooosweeet]

chimps don't need karate, they're strong enough to rip your arms and face off. I'd rather fight a karate chimp than a chimp that went ape crazy and wanted to rip me apart and eat my face off.

[bigtimgettinit]

He owns a monkey house RIGHT up the street from me. Its in Niagara Falls, NY. The place where he teaches karate is like 1 min from my house.

[robdotcom71]

So a fully grown chimp isn't dangerous enough, so he teaches it karate.....



[DaZaFilms]

Looks like this Chimp

*puts on glasses*

Wasn't monkeying around

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!

[ToadsMGodes]

Charlie is going to kill his trainer one day, and eat his face off.

[MRspamalot1]

Now if we could teach them to compete. Someone would be in business.

[EdsEnemy]

@MRspamalot1 I'm pretty sure we've already tried this, look up chimp boxing and you might see why it's not such a good idea.

[Homerg5]

This is chuck norris pet!!!

[RompYa]

fuck, the planet of the apes is starting.....

[manahanalex123]

@RompYa oh man. PETA will prevent that lol.

[ApofysicStudios]

chuck norris, u got a few seconds to run for ur life

[lolley1100]

That guy isnt teaching him karate, the monkey is just naturally kicking his ass

[rmsolympic1]

Is the monkey wearing a dipaer?

[michaeljjeffrey]

That Monkey's a MONK ! 

[MrDaviniho]

I hate when people force chimps to do stupid stuff like this how is this helping him or her. if that monkey was put out in the wild it will get its ass kicked. spinning kick is not going to affect a 300 pound bear let the chimp survive in nature not in the modern world. who the hell is legiasling this shit karate monkey, monkey pet what eles monkey postman. :(

[bertster195]

@MrDaviniho will someone please tell this guy(or girl) that it's not a monkey

[ireallyloveericlyons]

@MrDaviniho dude, thats not a real chimp doing karate... also where the fuck would a chimp ever find a bear in the african jungles?

[ireallyloveericlyons]

@MrDaviniho well chimpanzees aren't monkeys and are only found in african jungles...

[bonoboperson]

@MrDaviniho hes not a monkey, he is a chimpanzee.



[EdsEnemy]

@bonoboperson Actually all chimps are apes, and all apes are properly classified as monkeys, it turns out.

[bonoboperson]

@EdsEnemy no, apes are a completely different type of animal. apes do not have tails, therefor they cannot be monkeys. its simple logic.

[EdsEnemy]

@bonoboperson /watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8

There you go, youtube failed to post my comment earlier.

Check out the video, I think you'll find it interesting.

[bonoboperson]

@EdsEnemy apes are not monkeys okay? they are classified as a completely different animals. look it up on wikipedia.

[EdsEnemy]

@bonoboperson Did you watch the video? "Hominoids (apes) emerged from within Propliopithecoidea, and are another subset of Old World monkeys, all with uniquely distinctive fingerprints." from locolobo. org/ Clades3 .html

If you want to find where on that page I took this from, just use ctrl+f and enter the text in quotes.

[EdsEnemy]

@EdsEnemy remove the spaces from the link. stupid youtube.

[bonoboperson]

@EdsEnemy they EMERGED from propliopithecoidea, but they have changed a lot since then. besides propliopithecus is an extinct genus of ape, and a chimps genus is Pan.

[EdsEnemy]

@bonoboperson So what? Birds "emerged" from dinosaurs, and certainly have changed a lot since then, but that doesn't mean they are no longer dinosaurs. Birds were and still are dinosaurs, and chimps, bonobos, orangutans and humans were and still are monkeys.

[bonoboperson]

@EdsEnemy first of all, birds came from dinosaurs, but dinosaurs were reptiles, which birds are not. second, although apes and monkeys share some of the same characteristics, but that does not make them monkeys.also, i must point out that there are some big differences in thier anatomy, the biggest one being the lack of a tail in apes. also, apes have bigger brains and their rists do not flex backwards. their locomotion is also different, apes knuckle walk, but monkeys walk on thier palms.

[bonoboperson]

@EdsEnemy continuing from last comment: also monkeys do not brachiate, only apes do. monkeys just walk on the banches on all four limbs. the great apes are also much bigger, stronger and smarter than monkeys. monkeys cannot recognise themselves in a mirror (they think it's another monkey) but apes can. tests have been done to prove this. i can show it to you in a video if you want.

[EdsEnemy]

@bonoboperson Go for it.

[Nanacamz]

Cesar !!

[DaPkoomnys]

The Monkey is not real!!

[TheAwesomejuan]

love seeing animals just being so smart! like thier defense mechanisms and how they think! its so cool.....

[LoveoneAn]

Chimps don't need karate. They could tair your arms off without breaking a sweat.

[CoolThingsUneed2know]

Love all the people saying that teaching karate to chimps will lead to something similar to planet of the apes -.- we have guns cars planes boats all of which would destroy a chimp that does karate. Morons

[championofhades]

scientist: sure, lets teach them karate, nothing bad will ever hapen...

2 years later everything goes planet of the apes

[draginsaur]

@championofhades so true TOO BAD THE POWER IS  OUT!!!!

[Im1man]

Dont underestimate trained monkeys, they may look fuzzy but they have as much potential as a human.

[lilbeaveymac]

that chimp that ripped that bitches face off and mauled her hands on Oprah show didnt know karate-he knew Chim-pan-zee

[RussianSound]

chimp of chuck norris??!

[lilbeaveymac]

he shouldnt be training apes because of what will happen just like in that movie ropota

[EthanNin0]

PLEASE SAVE OUR ECONOMY KARATE CHIMP!

[TheRandomGrabber]

@EthanNin0

BY MERCING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!

[acizo1000]

reincarnated bruce lee chimp lol

[Thisismytrollingface]

Clearly Bruce Lee's second reincarnation after his death. His first one was probably some ass kicking ant or something, now he's an ass kicking ape!

[BieberChik2010]

sweeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ernajava123]

i believe in reincarnation

[Gregd8888]

the average chimp could already completely annihilate most humans now you're adding karate into the mix? we're so fucked

[pypy22]

This chimp will fuck you up.

[MuNoZ243]

I like how Charlie is smiling at the end like "Yeaa". LOL