Sailor Moon by SABAN (ops, DIC)

[miasmisa123]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Karthesios]

Wow, the only thing that got by unchanged was the logo.

[IsisStarlights]

MY MIND!!

[Cthulu1985]

Night Trap meets She-Ra? WTF?

[MeLikeGuns]

Sailor! .... Sailor MOON!

[isaDARKNESS]

...............PHAHHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[Impirator]

I believe this quote the Warhammer 40k Space marines sums up my reaction:

"Purge, Cleanse, KILL!!!"

[angryscotsman93]

@Impirator The official Inquisition stance on this: HERESY!!

[wingsofhope2]

Raye from SMA would like a word with whoever made this.

[Nanabobo]

I... I don't... *single tear*

[Pooky1991]

TVTropes! OMG I saw this earlier last yearXD It makes me want to puke blood.

[XelchanTheBrave]

I personally like to see Americanizations of Japanese stuff much more than Japanizations of American stuff.

So I partially liked this and of it kinda badass.

Of course it's a completely different thing than the original...but yeah.I guess it's because I'm European.

[fruitytuttiluigi]

Am I the only one who laughed when the wheel chair chick shot lasers out of her chair? Goddamn you could make a gif out of it.

[briancurtiswalker]

Dammit, that song's gonna be stuck in my head all day!

[Navifaerie64]

Not even a masochist would watch this.

[Angie2343]

The girls are really hot, but they didn't deserve this idea.

[RageCanti]

Even 4kids weren't this evil

[kirbynsonic]

.......my god......I started crying like 35 seconds in. NO ANIME deserves this treatment! Those SABAN guys should be drug out in the street and shot. Then left there as a reminder for all those who would dare follow the same path! Thank God this didn't happen. It'd be worse than Pluto Nash Day!

[Kainlarsen]

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[BlizzardtheWolf97]

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO

[beraboman]

*lights self on fire and jump out a window screaming*

[Urmean15]

Excuse me wtf am i watchin

[stalkerdude21]

you know all that stuff about DIC butchering the show? on behalf of the entire otaku community i'd like to go on record saying "We take it back; DIC is God."

sometime you don't know how good you've got it until you see What Could Have Been.

[Karthesios]

Did Youtube just dose me here?

[LaChocolatZeprys13]

americans, you can't make good girl animations.

[Araneus21]

Just add some NinjaPirateZombieRobots as antagonists and You've got an epic show

[uponit57]

@Araneus21 TvTropes brought me here. And I'm regretting every second.

[Araneus21]

@uponit57 Don't regret it ! This video is a perfect example of how much you can twist and corrupt an idea to make it supposedly more attractive to a particular demographic ! Seeing this is a valuable experience !

[JisakuJ]

Yes! YES!

[ImNotABeliever]

Americanitis FTW!

[Salyna43]

What. What is this I don't even

[JiaBlackholesun]

It's so...NINETIES. Everything about it is like the worst of the nineties childrens entertainment rolled into two minutes and having the name of my childhood slapped on it!

[chitoryu12]

Sailor Moon is 16 going on 29.

[EternalTiare]

Ok...Galaxia come on in and remove these douches of their pathetic star seeds.

[YamisQueenJess]

Okay, now there is something Worse than 4kids.

[AnimeGamerBoy]

I can hear the laughing XDDD

[roanhammer]

The theme is pretty catchy.

SAILOR!  Sailor Moooon!

[AnimeGamerBoy]

@roanhammer NO!! Oh, GOD, NO!!

Smack the crap out of him before he get's contagious--

SAILOR! SAILOR MOON!

[3oct1111]

Maybe the dub wasn't that bad

[MaxRebo120]

Is it too late for me to take back saying the US Sailor Moon dub is bad?

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

The worst part is that the whole thing sounds like a reeeeallly long commercial for a barbie doll. Dx

[CheesyGranola]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[RezRez]

@CheesyGranola Seconded. HARD.

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

..Oh, jesus fuck. What I have just experienced by watching that can only be described as rape. Rape of my childhood. D:

[CheesyGranola]

@BlizzardtheWolf97 And it didn't even cuddle afterwards either. :(

[simoshingo]

Now i believe in the saying: "the worse is endless"

[shaftslammer]

God Help Us...

[lonercs]

It hurts. Oh it hurts so much. Please make it stop!

[Silverevilchao]

OH GOD WHY

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

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[Hairii3]

i'm gonna hurl.

[EnterNameToNoAvail]

i'm pretty sure at least two of them were played by men...

[Admiralandrian]

I would so watch that!

[Zuifan]

dear sweet God no, just no, no no no, no...no...NO NO NO....no...just no...nonono, no. So wrong...can't unwatch...so....no...just no.

[animalcrosser591]

They didn't even use the original animation! I hope to God that this is a parody.

[hwaprincess]

Naoko would have never approved of this. It's like a bad version of She-Ra/ Wonder Woman/ Clueless/ Babysitters Club and Sweet Valley High put together!

[blackmoongirl2424]

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[Nix91]

What?

[TheRealGaucelm]

I WANT THIS TO BE RELEASED! The world HAS to know! The amount of cheese would destroy France's economy!

[PKStarstormDX]

Thanks, TvTropes, I want to listen to Rammstein now.

[PKStarstormDX]

This HAS to be fake.

[yellowmoped]

Oh gee. I kinda really want to watch this.

[ToruKun1]

LMAO @ the guy's semi-nervous, semi-manic laughter whilst recording this. XD

[LudicrouslyLuis]

What the hell is this garbage

[JustAPrayer]

They coudn't stop at making Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus cousins could they? And I thought that was bad enough...oye...

[tokyohottie11]

WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN

[shuri]

This is worse than "I'm 12 and what is this". This is I have a mind and it's oozing out my ear and what is this?!?!?!?!"

[EnkerZero]

Saban... Stick to Power Rangers, would you?

[jacksparrowismydaddy]

omg I almost puked.

that's probably worse then every 80's films about perky teenage girls I've ever seen.

why'd they try to cripple that poor sailor scout? she owe them money or something?

[doraemonpawnz]

I grinned like an idiot watching the whole video

this would make a nice comedy show for a boring day, no really

[coolgamer1677]

There HAS to be a higher quality rip of this somewhere... and possibly a pilot episode to see just how bad it would be.

[darkjediMIK]

@coolgamer1677 I might just go blind if it were any higher quality, deaf if I saw an entire episode.

[Cidthulhu]

Wow, just wow.

[typoking]

fucking LOL! OH My GOD~! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!­!!!! This made my fucking day! XD

[josefblack]

It's like it's stabbing me in the stomach with a rusty knife!

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Ugh, the tune is stuck in my head. HELP, GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OOOOOOUUUUUUTTTT

[betamaledude]

I would give anything to watch the first episode. ANYTHING.

[RenegadeOfShadows]

My chest is actually hurting from watching this...I think I should see a doctor,ugh.

[Grahamx227]

Apparently, a single episode was made, yet was never revealed due to the overwhelmingly negative reception of this pilot.

[ComradeMagnum]

Kill it with fire

[lin2k4]

Wtf did they actually make a whole series or just the opening? That's gotta be copyright infringement

[anienglish]

Wheel Chair Power!!! Make UP!!! Oh my so sad i cried with laughter.

[AlexDeLargo]

This actually makes the English dub look awsome...how sad

[HaonProductions]

Wondering, why the hell was it called Sailor Moon if there were no space pirates and super special awesome monn sailors to vaporize them?

[dakuten]

featuring sailor ethnic and sailor cripple

[AnimeEpisodesDutch]

"16 year old girl" XD Usagi was 14 at the BEGINNING of Sailor Moon and ended with the age 16-18 XD

Glad they didn;t make this .. this is so .. bad .. yet funny at the same time ..

[Karthesios]

Funny that the actor looked, what, 30? Guess "16-year-old in theory girl" didn't fit the song's rhythm.

[Aerixis]

I think I want to shoot up an orphanage after seeing such shite.

[Karthesios]

I think we're out of nutmeg.

[BurntFrost]

Jesus fuckballing cockmothering Christ. That was the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Not even 4Kids would fuck something up that badly. I'm glad that never got fucking passed.

[HighlyVisibleNinja]

The dub might not have been great.....but it was never this appalling.

[infernoXdark]

whoever thought this version could be pulled off in any way possible should be shot. multiple times. and not in the heart or head; this deserves a slow agonizing death.

[LordOfTheTwilight]

Why was that so funny that I wish they actually made that?

[demoncentral]

they did its bad

[LordOfTheTwilight]

Really? I thought this shit was just a promo or something. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[demoncentral]

sadly yes thankfully youtube deleted vids -_- worst part a freind of mine likes it better than original it just good comic releif in my opinion she also own 3 dvds of it

[LordOfTheTwilight]

Wait what? They actually put it on dvd's?

I refuse to believe any company could be THAT desperate for money. It defies common sense and any semblance of logic and most of all: basic good human taste.

Not to mention the profit could not possibly have exceeded the cost of putting it on a dvd in a box.

[demoncentral]

let me clarify -she- put it on dvds >> dont know why though

[LordOfTheTwilight]

I don't even know wether that's better or worse. <_<

[heathenappeal]

I love the guy laughing behind the camera. With you all the way buddy.

[OtakuNeni]

Naoko Takeuchi would have commited suicide if she saw this. O.o

[ras144]

@OtakuNeni I think she did, but turned it down.

[Vercalos]

Oh dear god no...

[Gamedino]

thats funny their sailing on moons

[kalebvinh]

whoever thought of this needs to be beaten, have acid poured on their hands, kidneys removed, then shot in the leg repeatedly

[kiyoshi85]

please tell me this is a hoax *__*

[UltimaZero9000]

epic fail

[MicroAC]

This terrifies and disturbs me.

[Zephen227]

i loled so hard I almost threw up... The more the guy in the background laughed the harder I laughed. That made my day.

[tygerchickchibi]

Ah, gotta love the 90's.

[PrincessTameran]

The one in the wheelchair...I'm sorry but it was just terribly lulzy and nothing else.

*rolls along in wheelchair and fires canon out of chair handle*

HAHAHAHAHA. HA. *tsuruya laughter*

[Invaderkibachan2]

The only thing kept the same was the logo D:

I really wish they would make this a series though XD

[Karthesios]

About 11 days late in the month to post this...

[Crossaxel412]

0 0 0

[academicninja]

Looks like they took the Sailor thing a bit too seriously there...

[G1ingy]

1:26-"Moon...WHEEL CHAIR.....POWER!!!"

[EclecticNerd]

I like to think that the live action part of the show was literally just them grinning their terrifying dead eyed smiles at the camera for 15 minutes or so, until everyone in the audience was weeping politically correct tears.

[thebexx]

I almost feel as if it was a troll, rather than saban/dic.

[NIGHTWULFX]

Hmm, the dub looks like a masterpiece compared to this...

[iamkikimon689]

harassy help mi my anime gods!

lololololol

[ChocoboKitsune]

The macekered dub doesn't seem so bad now.

[triipge]

the anime version is greater than that piece of shit.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I can see why this was never on the internet, just shown on camera.

[TetsuDeinonychus]

Dodged that bullet.

[KingBlue]

Oh man, it's like Saved By The Bell and Jem! had some kind of horrible mutant child.

[nupinoop296]

@KingBlue Oh my gosh. Truth.

[GoldmansNephew]

@KingBlue And this was made by SABAN?

[meggichan84]

It hurts...can't stop laughing...almost wanna see a first episode because it's so terrible. It's almost like a parody, it's so bad.

[TheInsaneCommander]

And I thought the real version was horrible...

[LordJenkem]

Fucking 90s...

[yoshickento]

Who ever is responible for this needs to be shot. I think a part of me just died inside. this is 90's riffic

[ReaperRob]

I hope the producer responsible for this was shot......... out of a cannon/

[randomefan4ul]

oh god make it stop please

my ears and my eyes are bleeding

is it the end of the world yes it is a shit sandwich with a side helping of what the fuck and some kill my self fries with massive suicide ketchup

[DigitalDaftPunk]

ugh a classic case of "Americanitis" notisce the ver politically correct sailor like the black one and one in a wheel chair...ha

[Zhilo30]

Wow... This was the most fightening piece of Western bastardization of Japanese media I've ever seen. I'd much rather look at goatse than watch this BS again.

[WaterfallProductions]

xDDD That was the funniest thing I've seen all day... I watched this before, but the first time I watched this I was just horrified...

[Elisha2Kings]

This didn't even make it to a pilot episode...there is a God!

[mysticaldragon8]

.....What?

[biffyslags358]

This is the funniest I've seen. This week. And I thought that the dub was bad

[Keihzaru]

you are right obligatory black team member.

Tru Dat Yo!

[LordJenkem]

LOL WUT

[Deffie]

Holy shit on a shit sandwich with a side helping of what the fuck.

[moviemonkeys]

Seems more '90-'91 than '94... except for the painfully politically correct elements (notice the wheelchair?)... those are definitely mid-'90s. The "space surfing" is hilarious... oh, and I totally agree with DreamClarinette.

[ruthyuki999]

That was... interesting.

I cant believe it's only about 2min. It seemed so much longer.

[Jasonbobdude]

I've never seen Sailor Moon, but still... They killed it.

[CCharmanderK]

I can feel my childhood eroding away... the pain...

We really have to stop bitching that DiC got Sailor Moon. If SABAN had gotten it, it wouldn't even be an anime anymore!!!

[P3WNAGE]

That was so much worse than 4kids spawning with satan himself. Sailor Jupiter in a wheel chair?! Howbeit, I laughed so hard, so very hard. At least the Sailor Moon dubs were...watchable in a sense.

[awesome87]

Oh, very watchable.

As long as you muted the sound and created your own fandub in your head.

[akaSM]

Sailor Bubba is closer to the original :P

[DreamClarinette]

Okay, I can just imagine the board meeting at Toon Makers Inc. when they discussed this idea:

"Pass the weed."

[loserkilla]

No, weed does not make you do this. No drug invented is that bad that it could make someone commit this sacrilege. These people were just truly evil and had total disregard for the minds of people everywhere.

[radster122]

god this is hilarios

[RaChoTamer]

What... the... hell?

What the hell are they doing? Space surfing or something? XD

[condesaskarlett]

hahahaha que asco!!! xD

[moneymandate]

This is everything wrong with editing, dubbing, and censorship in general in one absolutely vile package

[DrCasey]

Agreed. I suddenly have a lot of appreciation for the dub we received.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

So much

..Dancing..

Brain breach is needed badly D:

Though,this cannot be unseen,ever.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Even the people there are laughing at this failure..

[McLenin1917]

this is too much for me....going to watch some south park now

P.S:and man this hits me in the pathetic nerve

[XPdramaqueen]

omg imagine were the girls of america would be if we'd grown up on that....

[nenemeia90]

=.=

[2bookworms]

i've got this retarded song stuck in my headX(

[RoyalKnightVII]

wow... I am speechless..... so ver.......uhhh...

[NeoNaobi]

I'm scarred XD

[dechha1981]

OK... um... if that was made into a series, that would suck.

As far as I can tell, they were going for a Baybysitter's Club Meets Lizzey McGuire. At BEST it'd be a female Power Rangers, and still suck.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Americanitis..

Funny though.

[Cestlavenus]

You didn't, by chance, come here from the link at TV Tropes like I did? :)

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Yes I did :)

[SonofPencilHead]

You too? Alas, that our delicate psyches had to endure this torment!

[P3WNAGE]

Even though I don't have a TV Tropes account, I watched this. And I made much lol's. Thank you.

[SentientToaster]

"Girls we need to defeat this totally uncool monster before we can get back to our makeup!"

"And the proms tomorrow!"

And throw in some gratuitous breaking of nails and a few spunky friendship speeches and you have the perfect American Sailor Moon.

Great for fooling 10-12 year old girl about the average teenage lifestyle!

[Perszeusz]

ULTIMATE BRICK SH*TTING DEVICE

[Perszeusz]

TOO STRONG

[lkmjr]

*twitch, twitch* Good thing the REAL Sailor Moon was released in the US instead so my childhood couldn't be raped by this Americanized monstrosity.

[QuintaFeira12]

WALLBANGER FOREVER!!!!

[CaptainChocolatte]

*slams face into a wall a thousand times*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!! ;__; So awful...

[HaipaaBurosamu]

...Please give me back my 2 minutes This is just HORRIBLE!! Now let's never ever mention this remake again.