John Smeaton-THE MOVIE

[hathechewed]

did he deck him with a Glasgow kiss.

[Grimlord17]

Smeaton: yas, thats ma shift done in an hour.

VROOM!!!

Smeaton: Yah wee bastard! I WAS GON TAE WATCH TEH TELLY YA PRICK!!! ILL DO YOU IN!!!

[daviegarden]

The Asian guy was lucky, see if he'd been from Edinburgh or England his 'tea wid huv bee oot twice as quick, no?'

[audiS2mad]

JOHN SMEATON the real LAST ACTION HERO!!!!

[TheReapersToll]

he kicked him in the nads so hard he ruptured a tendon in his foot thias man needs a pint buying for him

[Kevvo4444]

@TheReapersToll I'd buy him a pint then shake his hand.Well done John mate...

[94samboy]

they may take our lives, but they will never take our HOLIDAYS!!!

[JOCandyBlingL4L]

Love it!

[Aeoliandorian]

MEGADETH!

[sparticus1able]

smeato saved the planet

[beccullity]

hahahah, pablo franciso doing little tortila boy....

[refreffify]

DA BOOT!

[GlasgowGamer101]

@JohnCaseyCFC1888 good for you

[GlasgowGamer101]

@JohnCaseyCFC1888 i didnt say i invented the joke though fuck brains

[vxphsycoxv]

In England there all little pussy that would run to there mammy's. But Scotland would knock any cunt out that starts terrorism in a second.

[GlasgowGamer101]

the terrorists attacked new york madrid london and then glasgow we were flattered me and my dad stood ther my dad had a tear in his eye saying its a proud day son look ive been there ive parked there LOL

[lgisgod]

They tried to bring religious war to Glasgow??? We're 400 years ahead of you lads you dont even have a football team.... One of Frankie Boyles best

[Adeel2k11]

HE DID FUCK ALL

it was in the papers

all eh did was give interviews and the wanker became famous

[dannybninteeneighty]

Mon the smeato

[neverfearchrisishere]

Terrorists in Glasgow LOL

they may as well of put a sign round there necks reading:

"free and Legal face punching here!"

[johnnyblunder]

Why does Celtic fans slag the guy? he is working class like the majority of Scots regardless of what team you support. Time would better spent slagging off the politicians who by default are happy to see the majority of Scots kept in poor druge infested run down housing estates,or in low paid work,no they are happy though that we turn against each other as it divides us.Dont forget the majority of the football players wouldnt give you the time of day regardless of what jersey u wear.

[kawa7900]

good on him , he should have also fucked him back into his burnning jeep . or tryed to put the flames out with a gallon of petrol . Cheeky bastards coming to Scotland to try that .

[JazzaY2009]

@kawa7900 aye ther fly basturts int they :L

[hujjesb]

I love smeato he is the man ,,come to glasgow and we will set about you ,...a love it..

[CHAMPIONES09]

celtic fans hate him because he's a rangers fan, sad cunts

[gazat123]

to the people saying he did fuckk all he actually pulled Michael Kerr away from a burning jeep after he broke his leg

[Nonsaneness]

If only we had proof.

[thedarkness667]

lol whens the sequel

[Che870]

Smeaton the lying moron

[cookalec80]

Lay Off the guy hes a bloody inspiration for alot of people, most off you lot wooda of shat yourself, and you knows it

[rudeboy1916]

LOL born n bred in scotland matey...john smeatons still a lying bastard..hun cunt

[rudeboy1916]

john smeaton = lying bastard..the real heroes that day were assaulted and came out with broken bones etc..smeaton was in right place at right time for tv cameras fucking fraud...

[k1ngross]

Take a chill pill Mohammed

[Che870]

Smeaton the liar

[smallrossy]

smeato the movie lol

[ScottishMTBRider]

who care's about him?

[Chris1888]

LOL funny

all these wankers saying hes fake ure fake ya bass, u woudda shit yerself and ran away ti ure mammy if u werer in his shoes tht day ya dick

[machargs123]

smeato takes it up the ronson while he,s blowing your banger

[anthonyjanetireph]

"I'll be back".

"..bond. james bond".

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker".

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"We'll set aboot ye"

[iamurdad77]

here hun, ma mate worked with john smeaton at the airport, i know its all true, and did you know hes a red hot rangers fan

we are the peepo

[TehHunSkelper]

rename this: John Smeaton-THE FRAUD

[a11natura1]

come on man. don't be jealous

[TehHunSkelper]

Im not, all I want is the truth to be told

[a11natura1]

the truth doesnt matter.

THIS IS SMEATOOO!!

[FantasticMrF0x]

why?

[TehHunSkelper]

Smeaton is a fradster

[shaylahill455]

lmfao nice work

[hoppybhoy]

smeato shut the fuck up ya fucking granny humping stinky shan

[Jamiemac100]

SMEATOO!!

[UlsterLoyal72]

it was going well at the start but a thought the music just fucked it up

[The1986Channel]

This is indeed a good trailer. Anyone know which film the action footage came from?

[untamedromeo]

"Last Action Hero"

the voice over was a parody of the trailer guy voice ( don LaFontaine ) done by Pablo Francisco during his "Little Tortilla Boy" skit. but the film is "Last Action Hero" with Arnold Schwartzneggar, a damn good film and the Hamlet bit is class!

[shawry86]

lol ahahah

[The1982Channel]

Nice trailer man...

[Idol2Idol]

Fucking hell that was funny!!!!!

[Woolies2007]

Lol, Pablo's voice over.

[alexk008]

Has anyone who was actually there (including the police officers) actually confirmed what John Smeaton sad he did?

[dawatticus]

He got a medal or something, so Id assume they did confirm it.

[euanguild91]

lol at all the people talking like jakeys, just cos we are scottish doesnt mean we have to spell out "am gonnae kick yer heed in"

[yermaw42]

u are not a hero youer just getting all the glory ya fanny

[tutorialXskate]

m8 shut it he set aboot a flamin paki tryin tae kill cunts fae oor cuntry n ye want tae dis um =/ gtf

[stabtheimage]

nobody seems to realise that whether or not smeato played an important part in all this, we made hunners of jokes afterwards-looks like they got the opposite effect of "terror".

[Woodro92]

i think the reason they interviewed him was for punching the guy who was on fire, id of loved to see that asain guy on fire running up to him and something in his mind clicking where he just thought sod it and WHAM fist to the jaw and the man is down

[snowismum]

ill fuckin prove it i seen thes cunts and they done it doctors ma ass shgged a doctor more like

and yes smetons a liin bastard as well

[ashlapie]

It's a shame for the other two people who helped him, one of them broke his foot trying to catch the guys who did it and he got no recognition for it at all.

[cmcpherson03]

just cos the bbc interviewed him

luck of the draw

[Phattite]

If the result of this incidence didn't cause injury to any one,and facts are not available as to how & why the duo were attacked by people.

Most likely these two dudes might have been chased,attacked by moltov cocktail bombs.

It could very well have been a planned and executed work by pet groups of Tony Bliar.

I think UN Security council's "Counter-Terrorism Committee" should take note and advise member countries not to go with spiced up hypes of declaring event like this as terrorism.

[snowismum]

someone was hurt in fuckin fact a lot where hurt mentally as well ya asshole u fuck off ta wherever wish i got a kick at them asshole

[Phattite]

So I believe the inquest & Cherokee examination is over.

Can a fucking Idiot tell me, who's pinky finger got burnt in Glasgow due to terrorist attack?

Every alleged terrorist act has to be investigated by United Nations,until proven to be so,No fucking idiot should call it terrorism.

TB-Liar & gwb still have exclusive right to call any one Jihadist or Terrorist,except to Her majesty the Queen.

[glasgowscottish]

Phatiie, yopu have block comments on your page..truth hurts..Why dont you keep your vile comment to yourself, its obvious your sympathies lie with murdering scum.

Anyway your from Pakistan, probably educated in a madrass....This has nothing to do with you...Oh it does...you probably support the terrorrists. eh?

[convict360]

you talk some load a pish see if i ever met ye id probs punch ye fir being so fucking stupid lmao go back tae wit ever retarded planet ye come from and stay there thats like saying ye a dnt think they ment to blow up the twin tower the pilots just might have all fallen asleep and miracuasly crashed into the same buildings at basically the same time cant member how many planes but thats a lot of fucking pilots so no more ae yer shite comments ever EVER again ya ..... wanker

[cmilkbhoyz]

the guy is a fake and conman and glory hunter,if anybody should see him in the street they should kick him in the baws,he is a total shite bag...

[valbongreasy]

can someone tell me what song is playing towards the end? is it by megadeth? if it is could someone tell me plzzzzzzz thanks

[nitrobrother]

It is Megadeth. I believe the song is "Angry Again" or something like that.

[mathewmagnus]

You are all a shower of idiots with nothing better to do with your time.

John Smeaton is a fake & you are all worshiping him.

Get a life

[kinneas]

So's yer maw.

[andypeet1]

y he fake?

[RachelRagDoll]

how the fuck is this video racist you cunt?

ffs The video wouldnt even be on if muslims weren't busy blowing the world up half the time you abslt fucking mongo

xx

(:

[markanderson1988]

that is genius, i would pay good money to see that film!

[AdilA60]

ure all racist fuckz.boe bags get a life

[thenewrapstyle]

fucking top

[buffaloscot]

adrunpants if a terrorist jumped out of a suv on fire outside a airport you would piss your little panties the reason why you are so critical about john is because deep inside you are jealous and you know that in a million years you would never have the balls to do something and help people.you are a maggot

[hujjesb]

well said pal,.adrunpants is one of these guys who has a lot to say, put people down ,but adrunpants would shit his pants if he had been there he would have hide behind some old lady,or woman if he had been on the titanic he would have worn a wig and a dress to get into a lifeboat,..

[timf79]

no deep down people hate him because he said he supports rangers. but thats just sad bastards!!! guys a hero

and adila60 learn to spell you idiot

[cmcpherson03]

trying to bring a holy war to glasgow,

we'r about 200 years ahead of u and you dont even hav a football team

[hujjesb]

good for john,.all you who rubbish john go make some pakora ,.scotland we are the people,.

[dougie6699]

arise sir john!!

[tripletrules]

JOHN SMEATON!!

[adrunpants]

Smeaton is an out of date attention seeker.

Get back to work and stop milking this.

we are sick of the constant reminders that he assaulted a handcuffed man who was badly burned & lying on the ground where is the hero there more like a thug who saw an opportunity to act like a glasgow ned & then cash in on the publicity..

Give the real heros the awards..

[buffaloscot]

go fuck your self adrunpants you would shit yourself if that happend to you so fuck you and all your snipping ASSS HOOOOOOLEEEE

[adrunpants]

Sheepshagger !!

[buffaloscot]

well your a popo head you baby prick

[adrunpants]

you are a discrace to scotland if you cant express your opinions of me without swearing.

We all have an opinion which we are entitled to.That is called democracy & freedom of speech.(look it up in a dictionary, I think you need to go back to school)

Or go back to tend to your farming chores.

[adrunpants]

you are a discrace to scotland if you cant express your opinions of me without swearing.

We all have an opinion which we are entitled to.That is called democracy & freedom of speech.(look it up in a dictionary, I think you need to go back to school)

Or go back to tend to your farming chores.

[hax0rboi]

NEVER MIND PUNCHING SOMEONE! thats a risk but a man punching a WANTED TERRORIST in the face whilehes ON FIRE!! where can you find this type of action only in glasgow!

SCOTLAND WITH STYLE -RFC

[leronone]

hahaha

[irnbrubloody32]

he is a proper legand hope all those terrist basterds die

[blonde141]

well done pal makin it to the big screen !!!!!!!

i live in glasgow and we are proud of ya

[meercat666]

john smeaton didnt just punch a man in the face... he punched a TERRORIST who was ON FIRE in the face. legend

[andyshawisgay]

we get called racist for sayin shit like there all the same n fukin hope they die

no tht wen they try n blow the fuk oot of us is it

fukin arseholes

human rights kept tht terror bomber alive

for whit he fuckin wanted to die anyway stupid cunt shouldad just chucked him back into the jeep n let the cunt burn

john smeaton well in big man

[inflatablesofa]

Fan-fuckn-tastic

and its true n'all

ye be warned terrorist :]

Smeaton = LEGEND!!!!

[andytaggart]

A burning fucking dish cloth wearing fucking brain washed fucking allah loving fucking peable pushing cunt.....Well done John.......One of those pints are from me. The fucking camel jokey prick!!!!! Fuck allah and all who represent it. Burn in hell with your 72 virgins.........Where the fuck he expected to gey 72 of them up here is beyond me. The brain washed smelly bastards. FUCK OFF to allah you cunts.( got a wee bit annoyed and carried away there)

[Blinx56]

FUCK YEHH FUCK THOSE BASTERDS!! WHY THE FUCK HAVE PEOPLE RATED YOUR COMMENT NEGATIVELY!! THESE PEOPLE MSUT SUPPORT TERRORISM THEN!! FUCK YOU U TERRORIST CUNTS!!

So these people that rated you comment negatively thought that the twin towers n london bombings were for a just cause. Who cares if it is racist they are racist. we dont act on it. they do n fuckign kill us. i say bomb the fucking place make a big car park n sum cool rides for all i care.

[dudefromskye]

Hahaha, he's an utter legend...

[handbagsatdawn2]

Nice one Mr.Smeaton..legend..

[rosagal5]

omg i love this go Glasgow peeps in fact go all Scots veggie or no!

[Tankballer]

omg, I am fucking crying with laughter!

[sodovski]

fuck sake ya geeks shut up talkin about gas an if hes a vegitarian hes a rangers fan from erskine jus outside glasgow

[dkittv]

Awesome!

[meontheviolin]

whats the film that theres scenes from in this vid?

[fifilabush]

9/11 False Flag Terrorism - Annie Machon [ex MI6} Whistleblower. Talks in Glasgow about her experiences in False Flag Terrorism working for the British Government.

"the official story of 911 is a crock of lies"

/watch?v=P6C7EYJV8no

[martn13]

hes a legend he only lives 5 mins away from me weird or what.its cool cos a live on erskine as well as smeato

[RFCBRILLIANT]

fantastic video!!!

[graeme6630]

We'll Set About Ye!! Damn right.

[graeme6630]

LOL!! Brilliant video.

John Smeaton ROCKS!!

[lazygirlxx]

By far the most important non-CO2 greenhouse gas is methane, and the number one source of methane worldwide is animal agriculture.

is john smeaton a vegetarian???????????

[ennayelsel]

it's termites

[rorrt]

Methane is'nt important is it, i thought nitrates and Co2 are doing all the damage, i mean as the temprature goes ap so does the CO2, coincidence, i think not

[lazygirlxx]

we eat so much meat and don't give a thought to where it comes from it's really sad. How many people could actually kill an animal with their own hands the old fashioned way? stop global warming and animal cruelty go vegetarian!!!

[rorrt]

But i like the taste of meat, and everyone knows Veggies dont have as much energy as the rest of us normal people

[GLASGOWSNOG]

shut it

[GoWLegendDale]

Fuck aff ya speckie midden

[pengisbecks]

Smeato is Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior rolled into one SMEATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[theheaddoctor]

Smeaton for Prime Minister!

[rubberbullet007]

Dude nice trailer,i wanna see the movie

[beldon01]

144 - you sound like are complete abortion project (worried?) you should be - take care because John Smeaton is out to administer some pain.

[beldon01]

144 - you knob cause he is a super hero

[1888wardy1888]

guy is a legend smeaton for PM

[144project]

no one has even proved he was a terrorist seams like a bloke drove in to a door to me happens quit alot never mind hes dead now so we will never know the truth. no proof.

[144project]

he was a doctor from india. wiv no links to any terrorist organisation. there is still no proof, even the media say a WUDB terrorist cuz there is no proof. trust me ur all bein fed bullshit. even jons work friends say hes a fraud ive got pics ov the accident after it happened he was no were to be see even his comments to the tv dont add up. look 4 ya self. 1 minute he says every1 ran away then he says every 1 ran 2wards him witch 1 isit. still no proof tho

[ashlapie]

Honestly one of the best things i've seen in ages, brill.

[alexthekido]

you better not fuck with smeato or smeato will fukin dooo you

[boabjangles]

john smeatoo harder than a big hard hardon, braver than paul le guen, brighter than a jeep at glasgow airport

[wastrel1066]

pure quality man!

[cheesebic]

first good thing a ned has ever done :P

[Cheekyuk0]

Smeaton for P.M

[bnprenaissance]

VOTE BNP

[Melbeckky]

LMAO

[rob13974]

so what. he tackled some guy on fire. i wouldnt have pished on him

[PersianPaladin]

Lol.

John Smeaton....worlds first person to kick a burning terrorist in the balls.

[AeriaFyre]

fucking hero of earth.

[PriyaTheBest]

John Smeaton doesn't sleep ... he waits

[j055w4]

"Would you stop it with all this hero worship? Anyone else would have done exactly the same as me."

J. Smeaton

[mymegabiz]

Smeatboy UK

[GlennDogg]

Ha Ha Ha ha wot a video!!

[lewismacaulay]

that is acctually one of the best videos i have seen on youtube

[mental07]

fucking terrorists, thank you john smeaton for standing up to these cunts. scotland thanks you

[bighainzy]

Fantastic video.John Smeaton is our national hero!

[bighainzy]

To all you would be terrorists.Mess with us again and we will unleash John Smeaton on you lot.We are a hard nation and we don't take any bullshit.Theres only one John Smeaton one JOHHHHHHHN SMEATOOOOON!

[wullie7981]

Viagra just signed up big john, Cause there's nothing harder than Smeaton!

[lawrinho88]

Brilliant video. Good work!

[tashingaround]

get the smeaton dad video now!!

watch my videos!

[joetee135]

john smeaton grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage

[realog90]

terrorists fuk with smeaten n ull get ur ass beaten

[Artexchinamoon]

well done anzkidd, nice

[TheBlackFrost]

ahahahah lmao

[wazo89]

smeaton for prime minister of the uk, gordon browns hasn't got wee smeatons heroic greatness.

bow to smeaton

[google95theses]

Smeaton = Smeatser = Vladimir = Vlad = THE IMPALER

[aznkidd]

When God said, "let there be light", John Smeaton said, "say 'please'."

[tonydeniro22]

Smeaton isn't afraid of the Dark, The dark is afraid of Smeaton

[aznkidd]

John Smeaton doesn't play god. Playing is for children

[aznkidd]

When John Smeaton does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

[aznkidd]

Some people wear Superman pijamas. Superman wears John Smeaton pijamas.

[aznkidd]

John Smeaton once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

[aznkidd]

When John Smeaton is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them

[aznkidd]

Johm Smeaton doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

[FlamingWilco]

Guns don't kill people, Smeaton kills people!!

[mrstayhi]

fukin hillarius

[xxerubadhrielxx]

this man is a legend!

[wearedefiant]

Smeaaaaaaato ! Smeaaaaaaaaaaato ! Smeaaaaaaaaaato ! Smeaaaaaaaato ! I want this up fer download it's minted ! Ahaha

[pyperfamily10]

moan the smeaton

[medemme]

all that expensive shit is bollox, no shit music, no hoo ha thats not how its done there

they shoot you up the arse in front of everyone and walk out try that

[ACoe]

I think Stan Lee has found his next big source of inspiration. I'd buy a Smeaton comic!

[brotherjupiter]

Does this mean Mr. Smeaton will be listed on Middle Eastern no fly lists for the rest of his life?

[wearedefiant]

The only people flying to the Middle East are reporters and terrorists anyway ! lol

[Caige]

John Smeaton was once bitten by a cobra. Thee days later the cobra died.

[wearedefiant]

EXACTLY ! The bold Smeato is now the next Chuck Norris ! The Scottish Chuck Norris, OUR Chuck Norris ! Woo and yay ! What a guy ! =D

[theblueoz]

so proud of this guy & they way he tells it to the world "this is Glasgow ....we'll set aboot ye "

[wearedefiant]

Well...we will =P