Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
guess scorpios have a sense of humor too? becuase according to their guide, i should have knocked over the pc, raped it with a baseball bat and yell why it's so cheap...
this is comedy, not a guide ;D but i enjoyed it so much!!!
Does this just apply to guy scorpio? Otherwise it's a total bullshit. The girl I like is a scorpio but she can't make any decision on her own @.@ Neither is she quick tempered
ME a Scorpio , We only like this inside BUT WE very Smart so NeveR show this kind awfully self-centered behaviors to Anyone , Like you said you guys just got on the wrong side of this Scorpio , NOT FORGETTING and NOT FORGIVING LOL!!
BS.. Don't give us Scorpios bad name. I am a Scorpio. Scorpios may be fussy, but we never misbehave and never make a scene. We are also not suckers for insincere compliments. We may feel happy initially, but we tend to put you through test. Only if we feel that you are genuine, then we go out with you.
Im scorpio... Or libra idk... But i only want my partner to b happy lol. I mean screw buying all the good stuff for me id rather buy the things for her.... Id rather let her choose the place.... And i dislike complements... Cuz im already sexy!!!!! Lol but really? I dont like to make a scene.... Im with a leo and its great!!
I always laugh so hard at this. So true. This one and the Pisces one are so accurate and funny. Scorpios are insanely jealous, and vengeful. You have to have and endless ability to laugh or you'll go crazy. I love them though.
I like pizza more then restaurants, i don't get jealous, i don't throw a big fuss, i don't respond to slavish devotion, i don't like too many compliments, i forgive and forget, i don't like taking the lead in ANYTHING, i don't demand anything, and I'm a damn scorpio.
@barcelona08fc don't worry about it too much--you wouldn't want anybody who's dumb enough to believe all of this crap & take astrology this seriously, anyway.
I DONT WANT TO BE A FKIN TAURUS, IM A _SCORPIO_ THANK U.. Watz YOUR sign? .. I agree they don't act like it all the time and Scprio usually uses has to uses money to attract their partner,, o pitty the poor Scprio Woman.. No No.. Prolly why Scprio woman wants a "strong" mate, just one who will provide for her.. any typical cancer guy can not offer such. a very special .. and my type is usually attracted to Leos. I'm Sagittarius Rising Decan but hey.. < Scorpio males Love children. I know
Scorpios are not like that. we are jealous yes i agree but we dont make a scene. We more or less suppress or hold back our feelings when were mad. This is so wrong!
i found this a bit offensive, as a scorpio, sure, we have some down side, like all zodiac signs do, but that's all that you focused on, like that's all that we are
To be honest, I'm a little offended. I'm a Scorpio (female), and I don't act like that at all. Yes, I get jealous, but I don't make a scene like that crazy dude did in the video. I also try to negotiate with things when the guy I like disagrees with me. The guy I like is a Scorpio, too, and he's nothing like that. NOTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL. He just told me today that he likes me back (he has for a while, I think), yet couldn't care less if I'm talking to another guy friend. :P
@Tristanroyr np :)..serious they sux becouse they are violent , praise , they think are the best (btw sory for my bad english) is true some scorpios are strong but alsoo they have aloot of weaknes , and thanx to all scorpios that hate me :P (wtf im saying all water sings sux) .
@MrTakadatsu Well all signs have weakness. Even you, like your lack of judgement. Not all scorpios are the same, it depends if they are evolved or not (Which most of them are). But Howcast forgot to add how Loyal and caring scorpios are & they forgot to add Bill Gates because hes a scorpio too. l: ) November 10th Scorpio
@Wholagunz i know all sings have weakness , yea and i know i judge to much (im stupid sometimes) , but i hate them "They dont forget and they dont forgive" wtf is this? only God can forget and forgive...im air sign and scorpio is my "anti-sign" , scorpios , cancers and piesces make me bad days..
@MrTakadatsu Not All scorpios are like that : ( But I do forgive but never forget how the person made me feel. Sorry you had bad experience with the bad water signs but we just need to be cared for and in return we are your either best friend or loyal companion for life. I hope you meet a water sign that can change your vision. Be safe & I actually like air signs they make good conversations like this. : )
@Wholagunz i realy wanna meet a water sign how cand learn me some nice things.think i hate peoples so much becouse my ascendent is in scorpio...btw nice comment
As a Scorpio i find myself not to be jealous, picky, or mean and outlandish. I'm more of an outgoing person and i enjoy when people do things by themselves. And we are loving and loyal people to everyone! But we still have our tiny faults and can sometimes be extreme but that is the same for everyone!
Flatter me and I will flatten you. This video is so far from the truth about us Scorpios. We see thru you BS and are not as unaware as we look. We just learn ignore smile and wait to strike. :)
I'm a scorpio and I don't mind cheep Dates , aslong as I have the guy smiling at me I don't care , yes I can be moody and I am not someone to get on the bad side of but I forgive and Forget , Mainly forget , I may get jealous but as much as most women
im sorry butim a scorpio and we are loyal and dont really like to have compliment after compliment and most of the scorpios i know including myself are funny creative people
u guys just ruined my fucking rep, SCORPIOS DONT ACT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME I am less likely to make a scene because I get embarrased as hell when everyone is looking at me. And why would I want to ruin a lemonade stand?? if I dont like the lemonade, I wont go on a big fuss for nothing. I am a scorpio and rising aquarious
this is correct if its scorpio sun, mercury, neptune etc AKA scorpio every planetary craziness BUT scorpios would not create public scenes of anger they would wait then explode in private. Their public 'image' is important the them
You will need: the realization that astrology is BULLSHIT. Optional: an education or access to a library.
Step 1: treat the scorpio like a normal human being.
Step 2: stop grouping people arbitrarily by their date of birth.
Step 3: read a science book. Those stars aren't even in the places you think they are; it takes light several thousand years to reach us and they've all changed positions long ago.
wow, im a scorpio and this was so horribly incorrect, this has nothing to do with what were like AT ALL, or at least all the other scorps ive met. i hate it when people compliment me too much it makes me think theyre annoying. and i couldnt care less about were we're eating as long as the foods good.
@jeanqbxx Seems like you both want control.Scorpios are very controling and dominating.You guys may need to start compromising the main thing is to choose your battles.A lot of fighting could be avoided if you'd just choose what's worth fighting over and what's not.Two scorpios in love is a powerfull thing yall could accomplish great things.Where there is intense fighting there should be even more intense love making.Put down you guns wave the white flag and hop in bed.Hope this helps.
@jeanqbxx Better understanding yourself will help you understand her. I am not saying all Scorpios are exactly alike, but in a general idea Scorpios usually relate. You should not always try to boss them around, but you should know your place in a relationship. Scorpios usually see through lies, try to be as truthful as you can. Scorpios are highly emotional people, give them affection when needed. If there is a problem you can usually sense what it is. No relationship is perfect. Compromise!
If the Scorps out there cannot see this video is an exaggerated view of both good and bad points, then they don't know themselves. We do. Those of us who know Scorpios do not always see the funny side, but Pisces does.
my ex is scorpion and he is exactly like the video hahhaha when their happy satisfied and comfortable and having everything their way ,their great but when they switch they dont give a shit hahaha and they dont forgive and forget , its the ego they live with hahaha go on then im not botherd, im a gemini hahaha we forgive cos we cant be botherd , scoprios are just good in bed its the only time there happy and they talk hahaha after that they dont how boring hahaha
This video doesn't describe me at all! Whoever made these are really stupid for not researching Scorpios more. It's actually offensive how little it is like the Scorpios I know. I'm secretive, quiet, solitary, passionate, intense, capable of the deepest love of any sign, giving and loving... as are most Scorps. They only said the very worst things about the smallest minority of us. Get it right people!!!
im a scorpio myself, and a TRUE one at that, but scorps just remember that these dating tip videos make EVERY sign look bad, but just for the comedy. but yeah it still didnt really hit target at all with how to woo a scorp
Agree with the guy with the highest liked comment, and no, we only like truthful compliments - we "can" more or less tell your just being nice. Don't like public places too much - absorb too much people's "negative" emotions, nice environments are OK though. The psychic thing scares me a bit - I can sometimes tell stuff about others peoples lives. Trying to be a nice guy is tough in the world we live in... :(
I'm Scorpio, and I do not act like what the video states at all. I don't make scenes and hissy fits in public. I hate flattery. We hate insincere praises. Leos would like that, however. They make us look like we're the most evil people! Also, they say that Tauruses seek revenge. Yeah, Scorpios are the ones who seek revenge. Not Tauruses.
I've been married 5 years to a Scorpio male. I don't find any of this to be true. It was like king kong was after me.I had no choice in the matter! He waited until he was in his 40's to marry. His heart was broke very young. He said he knew right away I was the one. He's very loyal , caring down to earth. He does not like flashy fake things. He can be deeply emotional at times not thats a bad thing !
For some weird reason i tend to be a challenge everytime someone tries to impress me. e_e well also for the sex part:i am Bi-sexual so i have really no problem but its still twice as hard for me than others.
i could see my ex bf in the video that is so true and they dont forgive they leave u to suffer so it makes them stronger knowing they are hurting u.. fuck that glad im a gemini to clever for scorpions that think they no it all lol
ZOMG....i dont really know anything about astrology much, but my ex is a scorpio and this describes him perfectly xD then again, i went to the cancer one, since im apparently one ,myself (i found these videos randomly and looked the signs up) and it was the exact opposite of me...weird O.O xP
@SusanDG83 Yup...you want a scorpio people? Dont listen to this video. Pay us a false compliment and we will see right through it. Lie to us? We'll know before you have time to tell your best friend. Betray us? You'll never hear from us again. Oh and this person wasn't lying....we know what you think before you do.
some of this is bull im a Scorpio and i dnt need to be always in control and we dnt flip out all day were just assertive but we definitively aren't boring
I may be a Scorpio but i wouldn't have tantrums that include flipping over a table to a lemonade stand! I'm not a hissy-fit person no matter how bad the lemonade was
lmao..what a crock of shit...that's so not true ..i would never toss a table and spit lemonade at lil girls like that! we're the most sensitive sign.. haha. funny vid tho.
Well, discription wise, a scorpio acts that way, but how the acctual person acts is based on their valuse, ethics, and how they were raised. The sign doesn't tell all.
this was horribly incorrect. I don't know where the information was taken from but a lot of scorpios, especially myself get uncomfortable when compliments are given especially when its insincere. If scorpio likes anything is sincere and honest truth. And step 2, you can take scorpios anywhere but we don't care for expensive places.
I think the writer is confusing us with leos or they just got stung by a scorpio :P
@scorpio333 yeah's it's really odd. the insincere compliments part is just.... like Libra or Leo. maybe they got a page mixed up with libra. the rest of it isn't too bad.
@scorpio333 no one can argue whether this is correct or not, ur life is what u make of it and ur personality is a combination of life experience and brain functions..not when u were born and what horoscope u r..
@scorpio333 hey scorpio what about the part about slavish devotion?? do you like hard to get girls? or slavish devotion?:P my bf is a scorpio so this is important for me haha
My husband told me to not respond to this lie.... I'm a Scorpio so I have to defend the Truth...This video is NOT even remotely accurate... Sounds like a personal problem against a certain Scorpio... Hope you tell the Truth next retake of Scorpio video...
We scorpios are not irrational acting or unreasonable people... We respect our ownselves too much to look like an irate person or fool. We are more spiritual minded than we are shallow acting. Correct your data.
I'm a scorpio and I'm cheap! I don't throw hissyfits at all either, in fact, most scorpios I know end up being more passive aggressive than anything else
My crush is a scorpio, he is outgoing, funny, and cutely annoying. I am a virgo and everytime i am around him i am intimidated and super shy. We used to be friends and he would make me laugh. Now suddenly seeing him in a new way, im totelly self-concious. I am a perfectionest and i feel i will never be good enough. Ever since i met him i have been trying to be perfect for him. with dieting and makeup, and trying to be more outgoing like him... is there any hope for me?
ima scorpio and for me this is accurate if people dont choose my way im mad at them till they say sorry. and whne im mad i do throw things at people and the ground walls and break things.
@One1egendary maybe not but an aries and leo will kick your ass ,we're evil we just wont talk tell you our business and not need you be independant work as hard as every one else then bust you in the throat and make you cry telling something about you that you like that want give you the time a day
i mean, yes we love humor, we have a high selfsteam, ego, and we are moody people.
we like to be understood not necessarily slavish devotion!
its not that we dont go to cheap places or anything like that, but we dont like to be cheap! we spend money as much as we can, and sometimes more than we can
and yes we are extremely jealous!!!
and also its true that we dont forgive nor forget *smile* ...
erm this video is poking fun n being sarcastic. it's like a spoof of stupid stereotypes based on horoscopes. i cant believe u all took this seriously.
I'm a scorpio man. I don't really believe in this horoscope stuff, but a lot of things they say is true, and yes she forgot to mention the great sex. Us scorpios are the tigers in the sac. We're the most passionate. We like our women submissive and loving. If your a woman who's mind is infected with feminist ideals, FUCK OFF!
I can say as a Scorpio; most of this is a load of crap! First of all, we dint néed all attention on us! Second of all; not all of us throw hissy fits! The only true thing in here is that we don't forgive to easily and we don't really forget too many things people do to us. THIS VIDEO SUCKED!!!
Please, there are 3 kind of Scorpio. Actually, Scorpio don't like attention. Only intimacy.
XXISimplicityXXI 2 days ago
The guy in the video looks a lot like my Scorpio crush, they're handsome :)
evaistheway 2 days ago
Scorpios hate insincere praise.
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AstorreHerrera 3 days ago
This shit makes us scorpio's look crazy as fuck >.<
shawtyred420 6 days ago
And they make sound like leos
zendejasandreaz 6 days ago
I'm a scorpio and the only thing they got right was the sence of humer and complimenting part!
zendejasandreaz 6 days ago
I hate scorpios
FootyforLife81600 1 week ago
EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAZ THE REAL ME EXCEPT THE LIMONADE STAND THING NOW THAT PISSED ME OFF
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Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
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Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
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Scorpios . you guys have to learn how to trust the person ur with and not assume the negative so quickly . and learn how to forgive i understand not forget but not to forgive is just mean . Other then that you guys cool people , no offense to any Scorpios
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ha ha ha.. funny! the jealousy part is ryt, but the rest is a joke!
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primepaid 2 weeks ago
This sounds like leo
poppashungo2012 3 weeks ago
@poppashungo2012 Lol I'm a Scorpio and My B/F is a leo!
iiiparadoxiiiify 2 weeks ago
omg my bro is a scorpio and its all true!!!
360mrman 3 weeks ago
this guy is so Ike Turner/Charles Manson. they can be scary...
beautyofhajah 1 month ago in playlist Zodiac Love
yep, this almost fit me perfectly, especially the compliment part...
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Hahahaha i totally throw fits like that
mexigurlswagga15 1 month ago
YEAH!!!
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you all be my slaves!!!
lol. this one was funny...
guess scorpios have a sense of humor too? becuase according to their guide, i should have knocked over the pc, raped it with a baseball bat and yell why it's so cheap...
this is comedy, not a guide ;D but i enjoyed it so much!!!
Rivannous 1 month ago
0:55-0:59 *reads Scorpios lips* "Where's the check? What does that mean...huh?" lol
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monas 1 month ago
sounds like scorpios are real douches.
and i have to admit, there are no exceptions.
all scorpios i met were bubbly (in a shallow way) and nice, after 10 min they each show their true identity.
existtraiesc 1 month ago
Does this just apply to guy scorpio? Otherwise it's a total bullshit. The girl I like is a scorpio but she can't make any decision on her own @.@ Neither is she quick tempered
wthiswrg 1 month ago
I'm a scorpio and we DO NOT throw fits like that.
laterh8r 2 months ago
That's right we don't forgive or forget so better watch out, or we'll sting ya :-P
udontnoimkool 2 months ago
ME a Scorpio , We only like this inside BUT WE very Smart so NeveR show this kind awfully self-centered behaviors to Anyone , Like you said you guys just got on the wrong side of this Scorpio , NOT FORGETTING and NOT FORGIVING LOL!!
SCORPIO ROCKS!!!
shksumit 2 months ago
BS.. Don't give us Scorpios bad name. I am a Scorpio. Scorpios may be fussy, but we never misbehave and never make a scene. We are also not suckers for insincere compliments. We may feel happy initially, but we tend to put you through test. Only if we feel that you are genuine, then we go out with you.
bruceleesharp 2 months ago
Scorpios are really jealous..;) It's charming sometimes..:)
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jkseraphim4 2 months ago
Im scorpio... Or libra idk... But i only want my partner to b happy lol. I mean screw buying all the good stuff for me id rather buy the things for her.... Id rather let her choose the place.... And i dislike complements... Cuz im already sexy!!!!! Lol but really? I dont like to make a scene.... Im with a leo and its great!!
BlackjackFit 2 months ago
this is funny & far from reality
Mr123456akshay123456 2 months ago in playlist Liked
I always laugh so hard at this. So true. This one and the Pisces one are so accurate and funny. Scorpios are insanely jealous, and vengeful. You have to have and endless ability to laugh or you'll go crazy. I love them though.
hoodmilk 2 months ago
Hahhahahaha he totally flipped those little bitches table
ShaunWhiteismyGinger 2 months ago 3
I like pizza more then restaurants, i don't get jealous, i don't throw a big fuss, i don't respond to slavish devotion, i don't like too many compliments, i forgive and forget, i don't like taking the lead in ANYTHING, i don't demand anything, and I'm a damn scorpio.
ChristianBLover1105 3 months ago
Damn it. I am a scorpio male and this makes us look as if we are horrible lovers. I certainly do not do that, not even a little bit.
barcelona08fc 3 months ago
@barcelona08fc don't worry about it too much--you wouldn't want anybody who's dumb enough to believe all of this crap & take astrology this seriously, anyway.
LakersChargersAngels 2 months ago
I DONT WANT TO BE A FKIN TAURUS, IM A _SCORPIO_ THANK U.. Watz YOUR sign? .. I agree they don't act like it all the time and Scprio usually uses has to uses money to attract their partner,, o pitty the poor Scprio Woman.. No No.. Prolly why Scprio woman wants a "strong" mate, just one who will provide for her.. any typical cancer guy can not offer such. a very special .. and my type is usually attracted to Leos. I'm Sagittarius Rising Decan but hey.. < Scorpio males Love children. I know
lilsweeti13 3 months ago
i agree with scorpio333.
darkweedtan 3 months ago
Scorpios are not like that. we are jealous yes i agree but we dont make a scene. We more or less suppress or hold back our feelings when were mad. This is so wrong!
darkweedtan 3 months ago 18
i found this a bit offensive, as a scorpio, sure, we have some down side, like all zodiac signs do, but that's all that you focused on, like that's all that we are
divagirly1999 3 months ago 2
sounds just like every scorpio i know :/
queenpaulamarie 3 months ago 5
scorpios rule =]
xxscorpioxx2 3 months ago
We're great lovers, but we never said we were pleasant.
AnOtakuDelinquent 3 months ago
To be honest, I'm a little offended. I'm a Scorpio (female), and I don't act like that at all. Yes, I get jealous, but I don't make a scene like that crazy dude did in the video. I also try to negotiate with things when the guy I like disagrees with me. The guy I like is a Scorpio, too, and he's nothing like that. NOTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL. He just told me today that he likes me back (he has for a while, I think), yet couldn't care less if I'm talking to another guy friend. :P
janee2121 3 months ago
@janee2121 he may not be visibly jealous, but us scorpios are always on the inside
HoopArtist 3 months ago
NOt ALL SCORPIOS ARE LIKE THAT!
miadono123456789 3 months ago
THAT IS NOT TRUE
IM A SCORPIO!
THATS OFFENSIVE.
miadono123456789 3 months ago
Thumbs up if your also scorpio
earth1552 3 months ago
I hate compliments, and I don't throw fits, And I have the worsed memory in the world
majinvi74 3 months ago
0:10
XDeCoDeX13 3 months ago
scorpios sux...
MrTakadatsu 3 months ago
@MrTakadatsu I hate you
earth1552 3 months ago
@MrTakadatsu
thanks for the compliment...
Tristanroyr 3 months ago
@Tristanroyr np :)..serious they sux becouse they are violent , praise , they think are the best (btw sory for my bad english) is true some scorpios are strong but alsoo they have aloot of weaknes , and thanx to all scorpios that hate me :P (wtf im saying all water sings sux) .
MrTakadatsu 3 months ago
@MrTakadatsu Well all signs have weakness. Even you, like your lack of judgement. Not all scorpios are the same, it depends if they are evolved or not (Which most of them are). But Howcast forgot to add how Loyal and caring scorpios are & they forgot to add Bill Gates because hes a scorpio too. l: ) November 10th Scorpio
Wholagunz 3 months ago
@Wholagunz i know all sings have weakness , yea and i know i judge to much (im stupid sometimes) , but i hate them "They dont forget and they dont forgive" wtf is this? only God can forget and forgive...im air sign and scorpio is my "anti-sign" , scorpios , cancers and piesces make me bad days..
MrTakadatsu 3 months ago
@MrTakadatsu Not All scorpios are like that : ( But I do forgive but never forget how the person made me feel. Sorry you had bad experience with the bad water signs but we just need to be cared for and in return we are your either best friend or loyal companion for life. I hope you meet a water sign that can change your vision. Be safe & I actually like air signs they make good conversations like this. : )
Wholagunz 3 months ago
@Wholagunz i realy wanna meet a water sign how cand learn me some nice things.think i hate peoples so much becouse my ascendent is in scorpio...btw nice comment
MrTakadatsu 3 months ago
Wow I'm a scorpio, it's absolutely correct. Lol
zRSnipin 3 months ago
SCORPIOS ARE FUCKIN HOT!!!!
lablask 4 months ago
As a Scorpio i find myself not to be jealous, picky, or mean and outlandish. I'm more of an outgoing person and i enjoy when people do things by themselves. And we are loving and loyal people to everyone! But we still have our tiny faults and can sometimes be extreme but that is the same for everyone!
ssj4hman 4 months ago
totally true
jeffwolf27 4 months ago
@SusanDG83 this is why i adore scorpios :D
sasuketiger 4 months ago
Flatter me and I will flatten you. This video is so far from the truth about us Scorpios. We see thru you BS and are not as unaware as we look. We just learn ignore smile and wait to strike. :)
CatpurrRobertaBobbi 4 months ago
I'm a scorpio and I don't mind cheep Dates , aslong as I have the guy smiling at me I don't care , yes I can be moody and I am not someone to get on the bad side of but I forgive and Forget , Mainly forget , I may get jealous but as much as most women
fallenangel12111 4 months ago
I don't care if the place is cheap, as long as the foods good and the building is clean Im find with it!
TheMadDuckie 4 months ago
This is So wrong
ForK1993 4 months ago
THE FUCK IS THIS
moarplzful 4 months ago
Scorpios love to flip over tables :3
ProtagonBeta 4 months ago
@ProtagonBeta YEHHH LES GO FLIP SOME TABLES !
fallenangel12111 4 months ago
I like that I am somehow related to Roseanne Barr.
ech064 4 months ago
im sorry butim a scorpio and we are loyal and dont really like to have compliment after compliment and most of the scorpios i know including myself are funny creative people
poefan1313 4 months ago
LMAO I love these videos! My BF is a scorpio, all is true.
Bill Clinton a Leo and Hillary a Scorpio? Not a good match!
PeterNooner 4 months ago
LoL XD that's me 101 :-D how can my boyfriend even like me XD
snuppisn 4 months ago
@SusanDG83
Amen on the reading thoughts thing... my husband does it to me all the time... So uncanny.
Wallylex 4 months ago
I'm a scorpio... THIS IS FUCKING RASTIST!!!! FUCK OFF HOWCAST
SashaDeWerewolf 4 months ago
u guys just ruined my fucking rep, SCORPIOS DONT ACT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME I am less likely to make a scene because I get embarrased as hell when everyone is looking at me. And why would I want to ruin a lemonade stand?? if I dont like the lemonade, I wont go on a big fuss for nothing. I am a scorpio and rising aquarious
OnTheChairProduction 4 months ago 28
@OnTheChairProduction yeah i also dont like to be center of attention.
xsdhaval 2 months ago
@OnTheChairProduction what do you mean "i am a scorpio and rising aquarious"? lol
layingtile 1 month ago
I hate insincere compliments....
xiosmommy 4 months ago
this is correct if its scorpio sun, mercury, neptune etc AKA scorpio every planetary craziness BUT scorpios would not create public scenes of anger they would wait then explode in private. Their public 'image' is important the them
LilChummmmmm 4 months ago
You will need: the realization that astrology is BULLSHIT. Optional: an education or access to a library.
Step 1: treat the scorpio like a normal human being.
Step 2: stop grouping people arbitrarily by their date of birth.
Step 3: read a science book. Those stars aren't even in the places you think they are; it takes light several thousand years to reach us and they've all changed positions long ago.
hgryphon 5 months ago
LMAO, everywhere you go, people hating on scorpios! Sorry but maybe you should do a little more homework on scorpios.
gulashonu 5 months ago
I'm a scorpio this is a insult to me go fuck your self in the as howcast
4EvaYoung11 5 months ago
This is so wrong I dont like people kissing ass
helldude90 5 months ago 2
i feel as if this somehow true but a little incorrect
TheSaraSadr 5 months ago
wow, im a scorpio and this was so horribly incorrect, this has nothing to do with what were like AT ALL, or at least all the other scorps ive met. i hate it when people compliment me too much it makes me think theyre annoying. and i couldnt care less about were we're eating as long as the foods good.
julie2447 5 months ago
My wife and I are scorpios and we fight all the time, I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?
jeanqbxx 5 months ago
@jeanqbxx break up
bethegg27 5 months ago
@jeanqbxx Seems like you both want control.Scorpios are very controling and dominating.You guys may need to start compromising the main thing is to choose your battles.A lot of fighting could be avoided if you'd just choose what's worth fighting over and what's not.Two scorpios in love is a powerfull thing yall could accomplish great things.Where there is intense fighting there should be even more intense love making.Put down you guns wave the white flag and hop in bed.Hope this helps.
Soflynoli23 5 months ago
@jeanqbxx Divorce?
lipchapblog 4 months ago
@jeanqbxx Better understanding yourself will help you understand her. I am not saying all Scorpios are exactly alike, but in a general idea Scorpios usually relate. You should not always try to boss them around, but you should know your place in a relationship. Scorpios usually see through lies, try to be as truthful as you can. Scorpios are highly emotional people, give them affection when needed. If there is a problem you can usually sense what it is. No relationship is perfect. Compromise!
freedfighter96 4 months ago
Too many compliments are bad. We easily see through BS.
MasterOpinionist 5 months ago
you make them seem so bad!!! they aren't
localoceans 5 months ago
hey im a scorpio and there terribly wrong my god!
diarratula 5 months ago 2
Pisces here. Yep I need me a Scorpio...I hate making decisions
Uberboy07 5 months ago 12
Hahah "AND Charles Manson"
toricarmy 5 months ago 4
If the Scorps out there cannot see this video is an exaggerated view of both good and bad points, then they don't know themselves. We do. Those of us who know Scorpios do not always see the funny side, but Pisces does.
firefury032 5 months ago 2
my ex is scorpion and he is exactly like the video hahhaha when their happy satisfied and comfortable and having everything their way ,their great but when they switch they dont give a shit hahaha and they dont forgive and forget , its the ego they live with hahaha go on then im not botherd, im a gemini hahaha we forgive cos we cant be botherd , scoprios are just good in bed its the only time there happy and they talk hahaha after that they dont how boring hahaha
rosalinda749 5 months ago
this is ridiculous. These are examples of an extreme scorpio.. This videos give us scorpios a bad name!
perrin275 5 months ago
I just found out I am the same sign as a killer... What do I think about this?!?!?!
fkis2kool 5 months ago
This video doesn't describe me at all! Whoever made these are really stupid for not researching Scorpios more. It's actually offensive how little it is like the Scorpios I know. I'm secretive, quiet, solitary, passionate, intense, capable of the deepest love of any sign, giving and loving... as are most Scorps. They only said the very worst things about the smallest minority of us. Get it right people!!!
michelleand4 6 months ago
im as scorpio all yoo have to do is be slutty
Jumpyghostface100 6 months ago
im a scorpio myself, and a TRUE one at that, but scorps just remember that these dating tip videos make EVERY sign look bad, but just for the comedy. but yeah it still didnt really hit target at all with how to woo a scorp
theFlowerPrince343 6 months ago
im a scorpio. even tho the video doesnt really depict us accurately, i thought the table flipping was hilarious
theFlowerPrince343 6 months ago
Agree with the guy with the highest liked comment, and no, we only like truthful compliments - we "can" more or less tell your just being nice. Don't like public places too much - absorb too much people's "negative" emotions, nice environments are OK though. The psychic thing scares me a bit - I can sometimes tell stuff about others peoples lives. Trying to be a nice guy is tough in the world we live in... :(
Andiotic 6 months ago
I'm Scorpio, and I do not act like what the video states at all. I don't make scenes and hissy fits in public. I hate flattery. We hate insincere praises. Leos would like that, however. They make us look like we're the most evil people! Also, they say that Tauruses seek revenge. Yeah, Scorpios are the ones who seek revenge. Not Tauruses.
GhostOfAnEra 6 months ago
I've been married 5 years to a Scorpio male. I don't find any of this to be true. It was like king kong was after me.I had no choice in the matter! He waited until he was in his 40's to marry. His heart was broke very young. He said he knew right away I was the one. He's very loyal , caring down to earth. He does not like flashy fake things. He can be deeply emotional at times not thats a bad thing !
1965JLO 6 months ago
lol! I'm not a scorpio but that was funny!
shinyamu 6 months ago
For some weird reason i tend to be a challenge everytime someone tries to impress me. e_e well also for the sex part:i am Bi-sexual so i have really no problem but its still twice as hard for me than others.
crazyman9293 6 months ago
"and charles manson" lol
honkeetonk203 6 months ago
We Scorpio's make scenes, but not aggressive scenes...
SnazzellFilms 6 months ago
wutever
Cjbrath1994 6 months ago
i could see my ex bf in the video that is so true and they dont forgive they leave u to suffer so it makes them stronger knowing they are hurting u.. fuck that glad im a gemini to clever for scorpions that think they no it all lol
rosalinda749 6 months ago
I do really think this girl is totally awesome.
filmflipful 6 months ago
ZOMG....i dont really know anything about astrology much, but my ex is a scorpio and this describes him perfectly xD then again, i went to the cancer one, since im apparently one ,myself (i found these videos randomly and looked the signs up) and it was the exact opposite of me...weird O.O xP
cheezelova1010 6 months ago
This video makes Scorpio look obnoxious!!
sexyTifalockhart 6 months ago 2
@SusanDG83 Yup...you want a scorpio people? Dont listen to this video. Pay us a false compliment and we will see right through it. Lie to us? We'll know before you have time to tell your best friend. Betray us? You'll never hear from us again. Oh and this person wasn't lying....we know what you think before you do.
KenSchoen11408 6 months ago
@SusanDG83 i totally agree, especially the fake compliments...it's hard for me to accept the genuine ones.
TitanTony407 6 months ago
And Charles Manson, lol... Am I the only one that thought that was funny in a way?
skillerza1 6 months ago
Does that mean a Sagittarius person won't work well according to Howcast? Step 3 in Scorpio is the opposite to Step 3 in Sagittarius.
saddasish 6 months ago
I'm a scorpio, this is mostly accurate, execpt for the hissy fit part
BuddySaysRawr 6 months ago
I are scorpio >:D
OiiOiiAznBois 6 months ago
some of this is bull im a Scorpio and i dnt need to be always in control and we dnt flip out all day were just assertive but we definitively aren't boring
zahjiuy 6 months ago
I may be a Scorpio but i wouldn't have tantrums that include flipping over a table to a lemonade stand! I'm not a hissy-fit person no matter how bad the lemonade was
Roqulikuhhurricane9 6 months ago 2
lol sooo goofy ahahaha!!!! somewhat true but not like that!!
FlowerRFabulous 6 months ago
lmao..what a crock of shit...that's so not true ..i would never toss a table and spit lemonade at lil girls like that! we're the most sensitive sign.. haha. funny vid tho.
210Lotus 6 months ago
How did they completely skip over the part about us being sex fiends?
personM4N 6 months ago
i hate how thhis portrays scorpios like spoiled children, these ppl are MORONS!
luvlylittlemonster92 6 months ago
Thanks god you Scorpio clarify yourself this video scare me for a minute. I am a Cancer I thought Scorpio are suppose to be sweet.
hotboyme 7 months ago
@hotboyme We are, it just takes us a while (takes a long time for me) to see if we can open up to a person or not.
Pandasx7 6 months ago
Well, discription wise, a scorpio acts that way, but how the acctual person acts is based on their valuse, ethics, and how they were raised. The sign doesn't tell all.
darkgirl9706 7 months ago
omg im in love with a scorpio and did everthing i was suspos to on here befor i even waatched it ILOVE YOU JONAS HOLIDAY!!!!
larspify 7 months ago
this was horribly incorrect. I don't know where the information was taken from but a lot of scorpios, especially myself get uncomfortable when compliments are given especially when its insincere. If scorpio likes anything is sincere and honest truth. And step 2, you can take scorpios anywhere but we don't care for expensive places.
I think the writer is confusing us with leos or they just got stung by a scorpio :P
scorpio333 7 months ago 43
@scorpio333 yeah's it's really odd. the insincere compliments part is just.... like Libra or Leo. maybe they got a page mixed up with libra. the rest of it isn't too bad.
whatsinmadrid 6 months ago
@scorpio333 no one can argue whether this is correct or not, ur life is what u make of it and ur personality is a combination of life experience and brain functions..not when u were born and what horoscope u r..
o0DeadSpaceFan0o 5 months ago
@scorpio333 hey scorpio what about the part about slavish devotion?? do you like hard to get girls? or slavish devotion?:P my bf is a scorpio so this is important for me haha
XXXjustcuzXXX 4 months ago
luigi57968 7 months ago
My husband told me to not respond to this lie.... I'm a Scorpio so I have to defend the Truth...This video is NOT even remotely accurate... Sounds like a personal problem against a certain Scorpio... Hope you tell the Truth next retake of Scorpio video...
We scorpios are not irrational acting or unreasonable people... We respect our ownselves too much to look like an irate person or fool. We are more spiritual minded than we are shallow acting. Correct your data.
PS4LOL 7 months ago
I'm a scorpio and I'm cheap! I don't throw hissyfits at all either, in fact, most scorpios I know end up being more passive aggressive than anything else
mzbl0ndie 7 months ago 2
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My crush is a scorpio, he is outgoing, funny, and cutely annoying. I am a virgo and everytime i am around him i am intimidated and super shy. We used to be friends and he would make me laugh. Now suddenly seeing him in a new way, im totelly self-concious. I am a perfectionest and i feel i will never be good enough. Ever since i met him i have been trying to be perfect for him. with dieting and makeup, and trying to be more outgoing like him... is there any hope for me?
BrookLUV14 7 months ago
Im a scorpio and I might flip out on friends but not lovers.Im not picky with money either but some of the points in there are true
ilovewolves2207 7 months ago
Oh my gorsh, I'm sharing my zodiac sign with a serial killer... 0.o
TheKiwipie 7 months ago
@TheKiwipie
Charles Manson did not kill anyone you idiot.
90talisten 7 months ago
if your a saggitaurius dont watch this either.
ilovesims24ever11 7 months ago
ima scorpio and for me this is accurate if people dont choose my way im mad at them till they say sorry. and whne im mad i do throw things at people and the ground walls and break things.
totallylinz369 7 months ago
Im scorpio and their true lol
BlackjackFit 7 months ago
haha The way I get a Scorpio to calm down in a fit of rage is by offering them food. That always seems to work. ;)
KreatuRRR 7 months ago
im a scorpio and i can get pretty fuckn crazy if you break my heart. jus sayin... but other than that im passionate! ;D
tribalweed 7 months ago
why the fuck does a zodiac symbol matter?
132456ish 7 months ago
I dont fear scorpios.~Taurus
One1egendary 7 months ago
@One1egendary maybe not but an aries and leo will kick your ass ,we're evil we just wont talk tell you our business and not need you be independant work as hard as every one else then bust you in the throat and make you cry telling something about you that you like that want give you the time a day
kim123792 7 months ago
@kim123792 I doubt it.
One1egendary 7 months ago
I'm a Scorpia and some of thease traits I have but mostly by coincidense. I swear sometimes Scorpios are given such a bad name.
Rejects4ever1 7 months ago
im a 30th oct scorpio male, while watching that, i possess pretty much none of those traits lmao.... im prolly softened by my sag female
xuanzzzz1992 7 months ago
i feel bad for the little girls... what a waste of lemonade D:
brainwasher3000 7 months ago
Haha lol not Jana lol! AARRRRG! Stupid auto correct for iPhones!
Mangolover87 7 months ago
Me too and I am not hyperspastic like that dude! Jana lol
Mangolover87 7 months ago
i wonder if im scared of spiders too...
Rowancocox 8 months ago
Scorpios are so possessive, I hate them! Well just one person that I know of most of them are nice. horoscopes are wrong...
ImamTime 8 months ago
wf some of this is bull lol im a scorpio and i dont do half of those this but what is true is i like people that make me laugh
mrstraceable 8 months ago
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B1LJ4N4 8 months ago
that was funny when he was like that lemonade is rotgut bleeccchhhh, flippin tables baby im a pimp
SuperSm1th 8 months ago
to gain a scorpios attention you have to gape
SuperSm1th 8 months ago
I'm a scorpio and NONE of this is right. A little over dramatic if you ask me.
DancingShoes11392 8 months ago
LOL! Aaaaah how I love thee Scorpio!!! (Im a Cancer)
Canleo68 8 months ago
this is so fake :) this is bullshit
constance380 8 months ago
I'm a scorpio,
this is true, but not completely,
i mean, yes we love humor, we have a high selfsteam, ego, and we are moody people.
we like to be understood not necessarily slavish devotion!
its not that we dont go to cheap places or anything like that, but we dont like to be cheap! we spend money as much as we can, and sometimes more than we can
and yes we are extremely jealous!!!
and also its true that we dont forgive nor forget *smile* ...
fidoorr 8 months ago
erm this video is poking fun n being sarcastic. it's like a spoof of stupid stereotypes based on horoscopes. i cant believe u all took this seriously.
Garnishes 8 months ago
LOL I'm a Scorpio....
crazywanch101 8 months ago
Wait this is a very bad presentation of scorpio in comparison with all the other video's sign.
arsjaad1986 8 months ago
Sub-zero should've tried some of these on scorpion.
Drunkendunker 8 months ago
I'm a scorpio man. I don't really believe in this horoscope stuff, but a lot of things they say is true, and yes she forgot to mention the great sex. Us scorpios are the tigers in the sac. We're the most passionate. We like our women submissive and loving. If your a woman who's mind is infected with feminist ideals, FUCK OFF!
JungleHunter87 8 months ago
Like this if you are a Scorpio :) I am
OuijaDemonGirl 8 months ago
I can say as a Scorpio; most of this is a load of crap! First of all, we dint néed all attention on us! Second of all; not all of us throw hissy fits! The only true thing in here is that we don't forgive to easily and we don't really forget too many things people do to us. THIS VIDEO SUCKED!!!
RamdomWeirdnessLol 8 months ago
They forgot the part about a high sex drive. lol
ChaoticMoonN1bd 8 months ago
Not really true.. They get mad somethimes pretty quick, but they controll them selves perfectly, + that there very calm personality's.
Long Live Scorpio
metalgod1993 8 months ago