That Mitchell and Webb Look - The Green Clarinet

[Izaak247]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[EgorManiac]

In the sketch with Olivia Colman in, is anyone else just staring at her tits bouncing up and down when she does that little dance?

[MissJellyCube]

We complain about everyone voting up spoilers, but here's the million dollar question:

Why do we scroll down?

[The666thBowelOfHell]

"I scratch my arse and sniff my hand, I find the smell erotic"

[mechislander]

well, what else are you supposed to use it for?

[Rita3500]

"Knew your father I did!"

[amcint01]

@Rita3500 Whoa, I can't believe I'm not the only one who was reminded of that!

[simpsonfreak1996]

the look on david's face before he runs off XD

[TYspecials]

lol all the way thru , u see them taking the piss haha . love it

[cACTIfARM]

Kiiiiinda reminds me of a creeper. Kinda.

[CLOUGHY101]

@cACTIfARM Tssssssss

[MONSTASAVAGE1]

i have a red tuba which make you shit yourself

[hustla96]

The first time I watched this I actually had a nightmare about Robert Webb in that creepy green Elf costume.

[Kdanc86]

I think anyone would abuse an arrangement like this

[scaryninja1693]

If the Green Claranet hadn't been in the restaurant watching him, it wouldn't have been fully booked, so in a way that abuse of power was his fault.

[Communismcomrade]

@scaryninja1693 ...Not exactly.

[scaryninja1693]

@Communismcomrade Thats what I was saying in an opposite kind of way.

[TheDoctorwhomad]

robert webb's voice just cracks me up so much. the whole sketch does but that and the look on his face when david takes advantage of the "clarinet" is especially funny..

[Blackadder125]

I like to ruin a funny sketch,

funny sketch,

funny sketch,

I like to ruin a funny sketch,

I upvote all the spoilers!

[ZolotayaKoshka]

I love the hair and hat... wear that more often

[Xezlec]

I would be much more afraid of the clarinet than the tuba, I'm sorry. That clarinet is the most terrible force ever unleashed upon any fictional universe. Talk about a fate worse than death! That would be more powerful than nuclear weapons. Can you imagine if some nation were to develop this technology? They would rule the world!

[Incywincyspiderify]

If someone dressed like that said "I've got something very special for you," I would have run a mile.

[ADxWales81]

32 people suffered the red tuba

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

Try not reading comments until the video is over?

[Muzikman127]

@ShaolinDeadlyGamers top rated commentsare just below the video...

[Muzikman127]

@Muzikman127 well, unless your vertical resolution is 768 or something...

[EmmaGnillot]

Brilliant!

But come on ppl! Stop with the spoilers!

[mrmootheirrev]

What the hell is thiscra- I really want to suck off that guy, to suck off that guy, to suck off that guy, I really want to suck off that guy and give him a handjob.

Erm, nevermind.

[MysteriousStranger03]

Hello Alan!! :)

[SuperHans19]

love the way Robert shakes his head when David abuses the power of the clarinet.

[SimpleFilmsComments]

hahahahahahahaha

[hazahaxa]

Definitely one of the greatest sketch punchlines ever!

[1afrowolf]

Thanks for voting the punchline spoilers to the top, everyone! 

[chailizard]

@1afrowolf they're not spoilers if you bloody watch the video first.

[1afrowolf]

@chailizard That wasn't exactly a pro-tip, chailizard. My whole point about voting them to the top (right below the video) is that they are right in line-of-sight when the video comes up.

[chailizard]

@1afrowolf they're not on my computer, you have to scroll down a little to see them =/

[1afrowolf]

@chailizard Ah, I wondered if that might be the case after I sent that. You lucky bastard ;) Peace.

[soufang]

That's what I am going to say to someone who is being a douche. "Dont make me use my red tuba!!"

[explodingplant2]

I would love to be followed by Robert Webb in a green spandex suit, shaking his head at me to an oboe playing.

[Dn2kproductions]

LMFAAOO

[JDA315]

are webb's feet backwards in the beginning??

[athull08]

@JDA315 No, he's got his left foot pointing outwards. It does look confusing, but they're not backwards.

[hazahaxa]

@JDA315 Haha it does look like it.

[CorruptionLord]

i secretly harbour racist views

racist views

racist views

i secretly harbour racist views

i don't think asians drive well

LOL:

[86Etl86]

Anyone notice he calls him Alan at the start and David at #4:48 ?

[pyroqwerty]

@86Etl86 Alan is the character's name and David is the actor's name. The last bit is supposed to be them IRL after working on that sketch.

[86Etl86]

Anyone notice he calls him Alan at the start, but David @ #4.48 ?

[Stanmanly]

@86Etl86 yes, because in the sketch he is playing a character named alan. the scene after the red tuba bit is referring to them to as theirselves, inbetween the filming of the sketches in the show - so they're playing themselves (david mitchell and robert webb) - and still made it funny, if you get me?

[86Etl86]

@Stanmanly Ah yes, on second viewing they're clearly out of character at the end scene :/

[1996Coaster]

But now I have a red tuba, that makes you SHIT YOURSELF!!!

[JDA315]

you know that webb's feet are backwards?

[jazzx251]

I love the disapproving looks from Green Clarinet Man. :)

[btryhard7]

red tuba XD

[proposals]

LOL "an inveterate nudist." Was this after poor Rob did Confetti?

[19jacobob93]

what id do for a red tuba!

[Salguine]

'I think I'm magic but I look like a twat, my Mum has made my costume..."

[Cheesoidski]

I think that this is the best That Mitchell and Webb Look sketch.

{O(oo)O}

[AlbinoBlackshepard]

I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself

[omifishcakes]

love this :)

[600koekjes]

i dont get that last bit

[WillShakespeare2007]

@600koekjes The sketch ended after the tuba. They link sketches with bits that are meant to be real where they are supposed to be still in costumes waiting for the next sketch to start. So the rest was meant to be real life.

[shuichihero]

a red tuba that makes u shit urself...lol

[HolgateAndHowes]

<<< brand new comedy

[highway234]

omg webb is mr. b natural.

[batmanofni]

This sketch has one of the best punch lines ever.

[Lorcanproductions]

"im not allowed near local schools, the probation service tagged me" LOL

[citygirlmo101]

omg this is hillarious! but i wish he was actually playing the clarinet =)

lol XDDD again this is sooo frikin hillarious!!

[hitlersucks101]

3:27 is hilarius

[curbdancer2002]

but now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself

[TheComingApocalypse]

I want the red tuba

[TheMunich123]

I have a rainbow accordion that makes you gay

[102CJR]

i have a yellow saxephone that makes you pis yourself

[mystvice]

the local service tagged me:P



[fieldymouse]

"My mum has made my costume" LMAO

[mortuus8]

Anyone else think of the brown noise from south park?

[rockchick994]

"I have a red Tuba, which makes you SHIT YOURSELF" xD

[gomptwoky]

i want one of those!

[asalmog]

Hmm... Am I the only one that didn't get it? The green clarinet sketch is very funny, but what does the last part with them sitting with the laptop have anything to do with the previous sketch? English is not my first language, so maybe I missed something?

[mwojm]

@asalmog It's a separate sketch of Mitchell and Webb "between takes". The only relation is that he's wearing the green costume.

[jazzx251]

@asalmog

It's part of the style of the show. They stay in costume after the sketch has finished and talk normally (haha - sort of).

[FrederickThePie]

"I'm not allowed near local schools" XD

[Hozzas]

I fint is hilarious that everyone in the rrom laughs at the person revealing a secret and not the man with a wig in green tights with a stupid voice xD And how the green clarinet man follows him everywhere. Love Mitchell and Webb!

[BadSanta1995]

lmao! "I touuuuch my arse and sniiiiiiff my hands i find the smell eroooootic"

[KittyMushroom]

Lol is that a black mouthpiece ????

[94samboy]

"im not allowed near local schools" :D

[MrLazyEyes]

That's not a tuba... that's a baritone.

[jazzx251]

@MrLazyEyes

It's not a baritone either - it's a Euphonium.

[tulleybeard]

@jazzx251 I play euphonium. That was too big for a Euphonium. But it looks like one. IT'S SO CONFUSING!

[BillionDollarZombie]

Laugh Track. Awesome!

[langtongirl]

the nude controversy crops up again!

[pottsy40]

these guys are great. i am envious of how good they are.

[DavDav1011]

I love David Mitchell and Robert Webb

there so funny and this sketch is legendary

LOL!!!

[barefootinthewoods]

one of the funniest sketches I have ever seen - the punch line is genius!

[spinnmyfinn]

i may be really naive, but why on earth do people call them smug? i see nothing smug about them. just pure comic genius.

[gothgirl559]

this was the first M&W sketch I ever saw, and now I LOVE the show :)

[bubujungle]

"delete delete dele.. weeeeeee..."

"AAAAHHGGHHH!!"

hahahahaha! brilliant.

[SuperHans19]

the best sketsj from series 1 EPIC!!!

[JupiterAdept]

xD The tuba was brilliant. It almost actually worked on me.

[farrenOtBsouthampton]

gged me

[mcfooly1]

green clarinet manism is now a religion join on my page

[gregapugh124]

do you pray to him or do I need to go to a green church?

[Zalsia]

I love the way the green clarinet man was stalking him lol

[SaitanMar]

@MissLeadingTV She didn't leave, I believe she was in the latest series shown. She had a child I know that.

[hallows03]

I secretly harbour racist views! I don't think Aisians drive well! LOL!!!!! so funny!

[Boomshakalaka2011]

I love the bit with the red tuba gr8!

[Michigan1985]

I lost it at the red tuba. lol

[iwinatlife18]

but now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself. lolz.

[thegooddoctor1000]

Priceless, one of my favorite mitchell and webb sketches.

[christschinwon]

I'm not allowed near local schools - no seriously!

[Fevorius45]

I scrach my ass and sniff my hands, i find the smell erotic

[alahl002]

Well in that case i do apologize and can just go on to say that i agree with you

[alahl002]

Are you kidding? She is great and also she has left That Mitchell and Webb Look and only does peep show with the guys.

[bradappleton]

im not allowed near local schools, the probation service tagged me. haha

[francescamesca]

"ahhh, but I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself!" - says it all really doesn't it!

[WhiskeyKitty1212]

"I think I'm magic but I look like a twat my mom make my costume!" hahahaha

That's just hilarious xD

I love this =P

[66richardson]

"Oh I'll have to go back! Delete, delete WHEEEEEEEE! Oh I've gone too far!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

[RockUrSocksOff100]

" i have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself " haha!

[TomNZeke]

Just lovely! A must see. Red Tuba indeed.

[alliezgirl]

My favourite Mitchell and Webb! Thanks for posting this!

[noSoSolid2K]

webb looks like russel howard in the get-up

[psychapallooza]

i love how david types...its so strange haha!

[yellowcougar18]

I want that clarinet!!!!

[michelegntl]

can anyone tell me what does the director reveal, please?

[IrishN00B]

Hilarious! I just can't stop laughing!

[EllIExxxxxX92]

anyone know where davids from-i luuuuuv his accent!

[TyemMarodyor]

He was born in Salisbury, Wiltshire, England if that helps. :D

[EllIExxxxxX92]

erm..is that north,west east or south?

[Jonds12]

he doesn't have an accent. He sounds just like i do.

[EllIExxxxxX92]

he does too :d

[Jonds12]

it's probablt because we have the same accent then

[mgrh001]

he's from oxford, it isn't accent

[KarateSoph09]

rofl

"I think I'm magic, but I look like a twat, my mum has made my costume" :L

[lizasimpson]

'I have the red tuba that makes you shit'

ROFL

[comedypros]

i loved this one

[moncheej1974]

Where do I get one of those red tubas??

[AloneDrone]

this is better than horden and corden.

[furQ]

a masonry drill to the face is funnier than horne and corden

[sam66615]

@AloneDrone Horne and Corden?

[curbdancer2002]

@AloneDrone I think it's disgusting you even compared the two

[hazface]

@AloneDrone that's not too difficult. but take nothing away from mitchell and webb, this is some good quality comedy.

[smudzi]

does anyone who the woman in the supermarket is(with racist views)? She looks familiar

Great sketch "look like a twat" brilliant

[quasarsphere]

She's Olivia Colman.

[smudzi]

thanks. apparantly i know her from Green wing, another great comedy ;)

[jazzx251]

@smudzi

She was also in the first episode of this season's Doctor Who and played a police woman in Hot Fuzz.

[ajn0094711]

she plays sophie from peep show with mitchel and webb

[blade3337]

at 2:11 did anyone else notice that the man in green had the menu upside down

[ACE9279]

i wish i had that tuba

[LeonHax0r]

I secretly harbor rascist views I think that Asians dont drive well!

[pspfan68]

"i scratch my arse and sniff my hands sniff my hands i find the smell erotic"

lol

[bilbrookbloke]

"I think I'm magic but look like a twat, my mum has made my costume!"

Priceless.

[NeoDragonCount]

It was so funny I made my own embarrasing truths and sang them in that tune. They're really blown out of proportions and exaggerated though, but it made me giggle. :D

[TheHairofTime]

but i have a red tuba, which makes you shit yourself!

[Grak70]

I laughed at that until I couldn't breathe.

[Oneworld87]

He should have pointed them at the NWO!

[Darkstar263]

Good idea lol

[olofus]

I don't get the ending at all

[ZdPhoenix]

The ending is not part of the sketch, it's them playing themselves in a sort of 'behind the scenes' parody.

[olofus]

hahaha Iove the sound when he uses it for wrong!

[hype1998]

I'd rather have the tuba that makes you s*** yourself.

[crazycrootz]

is there anything funnier than robert webb shakin his head in dissapproval

[sonsofawitch]

Maybe the red tuba that makes you shit your pants

[xlxGh0sTxlx]

i would prefer the embarrasing truth, its so funny lol

[pieoverlord]

Can't decide which instrument I'd rather have...

[cirfia]

tuba defo

[Mugghole]

i'd take the clarinet

[Angrylemming3]

The clarinet would definately be easier to carry around

[RhysJ54]

But it would be funny to make someone shit themselves, worth carrying the heavy tuba

[TwistedNether17]

I'd combine both, make them tell embarrasing truths and shit themselves!

[mexybill]

8=D

epic cl