Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. Your support is greatly appreciated!
You dont have to read this but it would be very much appreciated if you did and if you like what you read I really hope you will vote this comment up and go visit my channel.
During these difficult economic times I have been creating videos to teach people how to make money through buying and selling of goods.
Please view my videos for more information. I am here to help you guys.
Thanks so much for taking the time to read this!
Please check out my channel and subscribe if you like it!
"i couldn't help but hear that you are newly single, can i interest you in some hypnotic and sprite zero back at my apartment/ residence" - best pickup line in the fucken world
IM COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON MY PARENTS FOR CASH, IM MENTALLY RETARDED, I DRESS LIKE DANE COOK, AND IM LIKE A FATHER FIGURE TO GIRLS, WHICH FREUD SAYS IS LIKE SHOOTIN FISH IN A BARREL!
pahahahahahah!!!!! yes!!!
kartell87 1 hour ago
Its so sad that this is true!!
ajoys013 20 hours ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 day ago
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DenemChikn 1 day ago
am i the only one that thinks, this video would have been just as funny without her???
drummernv 1 day ago
im a single girls dream, completely dependent on my parents for cash, im mentally retarded,...
dompal007 1 day ago
SO TRUE ITS ALL SO TRUE HAHAHAHA
Deere615 2 days ago
jenna is funnier in other peoples' videos
DrSuckow 2 days ago
I saw somebody tweet #singlegirlproblems. My life is complete.
jdlopez912 2 days ago
DICKS
gears5336 3 days ago
Dom vs Jeremy Lin
prescotty995 3 days ago
"poon shark"? lmao!
scurvymouth 6 days ago
ima do me!!! with my hand...
suckmydog22 1 week ago
dom vs LINsanity
bleedblue0812 1 week ago 8
yeah i follow girls, into the bathroom
soccerpile 1 week ago 2
i call it...the THUNDERDOME
Boeser51 1 week ago
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YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
JACK POT! LETS DO THIS!!
AustadLucille 1 week ago 4
the freud thing... i died
KonnerScottMusic 1 week ago
hahaha she's talking like sammi from j shore
o0OflipdeskO0o 1 week ago
@o0OflipdeskO0o i was totally just going to post that haha
sister6of9charity 1 week ago
"What am I walking for, they're the ones with diabetes" hahaha that's cold
iblaster1 1 week ago
Best part was in bathroom when he's like "Jackpot lets do this" AHAHA
TheCitymonster 2 weeks ago 4
Dom is one million times funnier than Jenna Marbles
acirenosivad 2 weeks ago 9
Wow, man, the next time you and Jenna make a video together, I hope I know about it! Hysterical!
DDRaHolic 2 weeks ago
da thunda dome.
fuegomamacita 2 weeks ago
Jackpot! Let's do this!!! I lost it LMAO
midnyte802 2 weeks ago
dom mazetti> jenna marbles
jackohallick 2 weeks ago 6
jackson 5 ... jackson 4
*poor a little liquor for the homies*
theme542 2 weeks ago
Hitler stash?
epost92 2 weeks ago
i can see you also broke up with Dr. Atkins
EHD1987 2 weeks ago
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ZackPorter2010 2 weeks ago
Jenny is fiiiiiine
TheycallmeYUGO 2 weeks ago
his videos are brilliant
TheGasimli 2 weeks ago
Just how many schools does this guy go to?
cj62392 3 weeks ago
time for the bone hammer
injinji3 3 weeks ago
LOL
XxCensor 3 weeks ago
"Be all you can be... and less."
shad455 3 weeks ago
Holy shit, this is like EVERY girl I ever met at my college. Dom and Marbles kill it!
SkinsWin24 3 weeks ago 2
She sounds exactly like Sammi from Jersey Shore
Nutshellcrash 3 weeks ago 44
@Nutshellcrash i was typing that exact same thing and than saw yours so i liked it :P
TheGaryOakk 3 weeks ago
this needs more views!! its so funny lol
xxholdon 3 weeks ago
4:55
aeve97 3 weeks ago
"i got like an xbox tournament i gotta get to soo..." haha
mikeneilfilms 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
Jenna Marbles?
chrislums 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"...not to be confused with eh recipe for cinnamon rolls" lmao
haks11ence 4 weeks ago 2
im a predator, a sexual fucking predator
TheFlandish 1 month ago
JACKPOT! lets do dis!
LJCavs2394 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol apartment style dorm
TheKickbutt889 1 month ago
Do you think they hooked up afterwords?
avalonslayer 1 month ago
love jenna marbles
TARYNandNIKKI 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I don't understand how people can JUST finish watching the video, write a comment, and already misquote what they just watched.
Reedjames92 1 month ago 4
these two would fuck
jmd620 1 month ago
time for the bone hammer!
superlardo77 1 month ago 58
im the 1337 comment
twang3315 1 month ago
you just made my rape uh.. friend list
ofcourseitsme82 1 month ago
Is this guy for real?
juliajesse 1 month ago
@juliajesse No, it's called comedy
baletashakur 1 month ago
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You dont have to read this but it would be very much appreciated if you did and if you like what you read I really hope you will vote this comment up and go visit my channel.
During these difficult economic times I have been creating videos to teach people how to make money through buying and selling of goods.
Please view my videos for more information. I am here to help you guys.
Thanks so much for taking the time to read this!
Please check out my channel and subscribe if you like it!
OnlineMoneyMaker01 1 month ago
"Does that say Ashley Olsen from Full House?" hahaha
awesomeman123 1 month ago
Time for the bone hammer
bbsturbobass 1 month ago
JACKPOT! Let's do this!
jau42 1 month ago
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dom mazzetti vs laxbros
MarcoCap2 1 month ago
jenna definitely fucked that guy
YearoftheDragon88 1 month ago
DOM MAZZETTI VS CHUCK NORRIS! THIS IS A MANDOTORY!
oprice7 1 month ago
I reallly hope Mazzetti brought Marbles to the Thunderdom and demolished her vagina.
fpinksdovef 1 month ago
TIME FO THA BONE HAMMER
drewlam555 1 month ago
Hes a god damn genius....#SingleGirlProblems
Deeelon9 1 month ago
laxbros? who the hell plays lacrosse
yobro87 1 month ago
You are actually fucking amazing holy shit
RefiningMask1 1 month ago
i love cinnamon buns...
vannaquake 1 month ago
Fuckin legit.
2013Mizzou 1 month ago
Dom-Squad, Bone-hammer... LOL! Another funny Nobody!
BLACKHOLE498 1 month ago
what am i walkin for? theyre the ones with diabetes! hahahahah so bad but so funny
danikagirl9 1 month ago
Could I intrest you in some sprite and hypnotic?! You know what it is.
russmaw 1 month ago
DOM VS DOME
BuchnerHanson 1 month ago
And then BOOM. You just made my ra..uh i mean friend list.
IHAVENOL1FE 1 month ago
I wonder if they smashed
ballarboy31 1 month ago 3
This cant be real
snowboardlord4 1 month ago
This is about my Ex girlfriend, omg.
xSamxStormx 1 month ago
@xSamxStormx i feel bad for you dude... lol
JakeSchuette 1 month ago
Time for the Bone Hamma! hAHAHAHA
superboydude54 1 month ago
Xbox tournament... Perfect excuse to kick a girl out. I need to remember that.
KyleMacSkill 1 month ago
haha, the bagel part is sooooo ture :)
designoak 1 month ago
I immediately subscribed, not because of the incredibly funny and (mostly) true video, but because of the ath m50s on the table at 1:55.
LIEK OMG I'M WEARING THOSE ON MY HEAD ATM LOL....(sorry)
PRSYplays 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the advertisement banner across this video was "are you single?"
ops049 1 month ago
"Im a predator....like a sexual fucking predator"
curtmastor 1 month ago 2
*sniff* *sniff* is that tears?...good cus i forgot lube
amwilson0501 1 month ago 65
THE THUNDERDOME
brohan914 1 month ago
Jackpot let's do this! LOL
chrisodierno 1 month ago
5:18 #BONEHAMMER
NYG4Life89 1 month ago
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NYG4Life89 1 month ago
matt and jenna should make comedy babies! or comedy porn, whichever!
thebigbeesknees1 1 month ago
A sexual.fucking.predator
MrTylerODonnell 1 month ago
@chaingunmagnum99 look up vs white rappers its really really close
seansfox 1 month ago
i bet they fucked
JoshDuffeyTV 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
@ 4:14 is gold. Jackpot let's du dis!
Nizzy90210 1 month ago
Looove that Jenna's in this one,a nd Dom is hilarious
tulmer11 1 month ago
loooool....oh, jackson four....*pours out liquor*
ops049 1 month ago
Jenna Marbles= Sammi from Jersey Shore
ggigi100 1 month ago 2
Yeah I follow girls....into the bathroom
ATJWKM 1 month ago
Jackpot, lets do this!!
ShinobiGuy117 1 month ago 2
Dom Mazzetti vs. laxbros
igottalex 1 month ago
what am I walking for?! THEY THE ONES WITH DIABETES!! lmao.. best quote ever.
cabm991 1 month ago
Dom Mazzetti v.s Masterbating
danienicolex3 1 month ago
OMG!!!! This is so TRUE!!!!!
bedroomeyesbabe 1 month ago
ima do me...with my hand
lb2798 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Be All you can be sister, and less
MrSoSupreme 1 month ago
you 2 need to make more videos together
susipunkrockprincess 1 month ago
lmfao jackpot! lets do dis!
DaniSeku91 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti 3
time for the bonehammer lmfao
itsyaboy631 2 months ago
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bahhhmeran 2 months ago
JACKPOT LETS DO THIS!
lucky bastard..lmao
geovanni19 2 months ago 2
Not funny..
BaddJessy 2 months ago
@BaddJessy lol even tho its true for so many girls?
wesisagisback 2 months ago
dom mazzetti vs laxbros, please make it happen
ChaingunMagnum99 2 months ago 133
@ChaingunMagnum99 laxbros will win.
WaltonRaiders286 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@ChaingunMagnum99 im a lax bro.
dfaiola18 1 month ago
no your gay
gszeto7 1 month ago
how does jenna have more subscribers than you?
whatagame9 2 months ago
@whatagame9 girls lol
wesisagisback 2 months ago
I'm a predator, a sexual fucking predator
clipwatcherx369 2 months ago
dude you should try getting a comedy central special
yourmomsacoolgal 2 months ago
JACKPOT! Lets do this...Quagmire would be proud
gwoodealer 2 months ago
4:05 Lets do this! lmao!
Majik1911 2 months ago
Time for the bone hammer! leggo
Apophis392 2 months ago
"i'm mentally retarded"
iloveunicorn78 2 months ago
Seriously he puts out the funniest shit on youtube
NPeR1697 2 months ago
88 people keep their emotional garbage on my news feed
StxMarysx53 2 months ago 2
YOU WASTED GLORIOUS BEER OVER MJ FAIL!
UnbSTOPPABLEviking89 2 months ago
it was weird seeing jenna without her dogs :( haha
VivaGlam35 2 months ago 3
she has such an annoying voice
djwigglezz4 2 months ago
Is that tears? good because i forgot my loob
thebigonehascome93 2 months ago
88 people have diabetes
GaryB91192 2 months ago 2
damn you dom, thats my wife
smdasapbby 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Dom is so money and he doesn't even know it.
Sammyskuff 2 months ago
@Sammyskuff money is so Dom, Money doesn't even know it.
TrippinInaBox 2 months ago
Lol my boy Dom straight tooled all you girls @ 2:25 - 2:32
mcdonkey 2 months ago
JENNA
FallinForInfinity101 2 months ago
this guy speaks the truth even if it sounds douchey, girls just dont wanna admit it lol
straightupballin3 2 months ago
can you get pregnant 5 times in a month?
honkieconvention 2 months ago
I'M A FUCKING POON-SHARK!
gunkuteam 2 months ago
your a great girl and all that shit but i got a xbox tournament to get to so could you uhhh
bootymaster426 2 months ago 57
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No wonder my cinnamon roles always come out bad, I confuse the recipes!
Strawbz7209 2 months ago
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Strawbz7209 2 months ago
daredorm
exergearexergear 2 months ago
This guy is a mad DOUCHE
TJ1656 2 months ago
"I'm a predator... A sexual fucking predator." Dammit lemme go change my pants...
thesearemyusernames 2 months ago
Jenna Marbles doing the walk fo shame.....love it!!!
halofable574 2 months ago
good choice on the fat tire
drinksmcgee 2 months ago
More like ThunderDOMe
neversaydie394 2 months ago
they should make a sex video.
nmalo6507 2 months ago 3
This is so accurate and hilarious, I just pissed myself.
mike18roy 2 months ago
"and Im like a father figure to girls, which freud said, is like shootin fish in a barrel" lmao
Eburd1ck1 2 months ago 2
"Noone wants to see that, some people wanna see that,i kinda wanna see that i do kinda wanna see that."
And then, 3:30 LMFAO - This whole video is gold!
antonio105x 2 months ago 2
dumb wasted my life lol!! i can't understand this haha
!!
55nublet 2 months ago
can you get pregnant 5 times in a month...lol
hanctho12 2 months ago
what..is that tears? good cause i forgot my lube
TP22com 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"what's that? is that tears, oh good cause I forgot my lube"
priceless...
DrumJunkie2000 2 months ago
Why is this the best thing in my life?
nobodysrightorwrong 2 months ago
i wish jenna marbles got to show off her humor in this video not her acting skills
paradisesunset01 2 months ago
"i couldn't help but hear that you are newly single, can i interest you in some hypnotic and sprite zero back at my apartment/ residence" - best pickup line in the fucken world
brendanpacewski 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The Jackson 4 *spills beer, holy spirit*
iranfifa8 2 months ago 2
-walks in the bathroom wile she's drunk and puking-....JACKPOT!!!!...-closes the door-..
hahahahaha!!!!!
neilstar82 2 months ago 3
Time for the bone hammer - funniest part of this video.
andrewsanders1984 2 months ago
When i grow up i wanna be a super senior when i go to college
MegaJflanagan 2 months ago
Everything about this is too entirely true.
ashleytheartist 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
If I was a lesbian I'd do Jenna Marbles..
pgangel4life 2 months ago
Get your emotional garbage out of my news feed
Bmaderae 2 months ago 2
im like a poon shark
wheelchairbound6911 2 months ago
IM COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON MY PARENTS FOR CASH, IM MENTALLY RETARDED, I DRESS LIKE DANE COOK, AND IM LIKE A FATHER FIGURE TO GIRLS, WHICH FREUD SAYS IS LIKE SHOOTIN FISH IN A BARREL!
chisolmj 2 months ago 4
Hey I have diabetes :(
VeryImportantGirl101 2 months ago
0:28 - 0:32 funniest part.
BillyShultzMusic 2 months ago
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BillyShultzMusic 2 months ago
im like punshark....lmao
khaostheory808 2 months ago
Jenna sounds like sammi from the Jersey Shore :b
jazzyybabee41210 2 months ago 98