Best of Rifftrax - My Favorite Moments Part 1

[quasiphatpaul]

"NO NO OUR JOKE! NOT FOR KEVIN!" omg



[customcartoons]

Is it wrong that I secretly pretend that Kevin is singing that blood-soaked piano song just for me? It is, isn't it? ._.

[LeonSakau]

The Randy Newman song made me laugh so much I sprayed mostly liquid poop all over the room.

[Lillyvon]

Hmmm, good collection but missed out 'little girl talks to camera' in The Happening - which is one of the stand out comedy bits of that film with Rifftrax!

[cadmus98]

Lol at Randy Newman doing soundtrack to Alien.

[MrCerebellum2]

My favorite part of Twilight was when they were attacking a dear and Corbett says "OK, we're just gonna film this Hartford commercial over here a---OH MY GOD!"

[ladystonefox]

the ballad gets me everytime.

[JellicleKitten]

OUR JOKE, NOT FOR KEVIN.

Oh I'd forgotten that one. XD

[shade1978x]

You think that when the actor that played the villain from Road House dies, it'll say on his gravestone "I used to fuck guys like Patrick Swayze in prison."

It'd be awesome if it did.

[DarkWhisper11]

Throw me a grape, I'll catch it in my mouth! But what does he do if he drops the grape instead? You need to think this through, head!

[WarriorElf54]

let's meat your fighting fellowship

magneto

baby face

kevin form sin city

that guy from lost and that other guy

you pick what is bad guy

and the history of violence guy

you forgot sam

oh he's not important

[WarriorElf54]

@WarriorElf54 whoops i forgot grumpy

[mothglitter]

@WarriorElf54 I think that's "ubiquitous" bad guy :)

[wwemagazine]

What's the movie @ 5:42?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@wwemagazine That's the pilot of Heroes.

[wwemagazine]

@TheT4xid3rmist Thanks

[rminitials]

I'm going to sink this bitch LMAO

[jek21]

Ah, c'mon guys it's Chris Cornell! He's a legend!

[jek21]

"Do you still keep in contact with any of the guys?" LOL

[kewldevice]

2:54 LOL!

[edgolo]

Didn't notice Kevin's version of Randy Newman "You've got a friend in me"....until now.....

[kittykatBflat]

@edgolo epic wasn't it lol

[nikiss8]

For me the best movie was when mad doctor is creating mutants, i nearly pissed my pants. "Hey, throw me a grape I will catch it in my mouth, there is what behind me?"

[Zuyuri]

Kevin's interpretation of Bella's Lullaby was my favorite too!

[rvdsm]

..and the History of Violence guy! LMFAO!!

[Lightscribe225]

You should have added the X-Men 3's Juggernaut running through the walls. And they would shout "OH YEAH!" every time he busted through one.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@Lightscribe225 I created this long before that rifftrax came out.

[keelie300]

Awesome compilation! Totally made my day!

[collectornothoarder]

The impression of Christian Bale's angry rant was spot-on. Damn these guys are so fricking talented.

[jetfire851]

It's a shame they didn't shout out "Rudy!" during the Fellowship of the Rings scene near the end.

[ImmoralSpawn]

what's with the Beastie Boys part???

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@ImmoralSpawn Did you ever see the music video for So Whatcha Want?

[ImmoralSpawn]

@TheT4xid3rmist you know as soon as i hit the post button i thought " maybe i should watch the video first"

[FHCTech]

@TheT4xid3rmist

Hell, have you ever seen The Beastie Boys AT ALL?

[msblankcard]

LOL! I'm glad you put the piano at the start

[terrythecensor]

Okay, I change my mind: the last joke is definitely the funniest thing I've heard on the internet.

[maridia]

"I'm gonna sink this bitch!" Lmao xD

[Serasia]

Crazy old man, pointing his gun at people...and himself. That's the first thing they teach you not to do. I think he skipped class a couple dozen times.

Eat your mushrooms 'cause we're heading to Weathertop. Mushrooms...the normal kind or the drug kind? Well, I think I know--I mean, Gandalf and Bilbo were doing weed at the beginning of the movie, so why stop there? XDD

[GunshyPigeon]

what was that movie at 2:50 with the no ammo and stuff defending thier garbage dump whatever?

I mean I recognized Alexander Siddig but.. don't know the movie...

[davincent98]

@GunshyPigeon Reign of Fire with Matthew Mcgonaghey and BATMAN.

[brokinwand92]

Whats the movie at 5:43?

[UnorthodoxPoppycock]

Which film is the 3:58 from? It cracked me up!

[elvaelvirababe]

2:49 ROFL!!!

[ohmygoditsamber]

@ShamelessScotian

Casino Royale (the new one)

[gamehead91]

Awesome Randy Newman impersonation.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@BecomeMyNewCat Thanks! :)

[lurvelysooz]

Titanic : "I'm gonna sink this bitch".

[sugreev2001]

Finally,someone besides me who finds Randy Newman annoying.

[jstingray]

I can't believe you left out the part in Terminator 3 where Arnold gets blown backward by the she-nator, and one of the guys says, in his best Arnold impression "Wee, I go fly". I laughed for a week when I heard that... Well, maybe not that long.

P.S.

By far, my favorite song is the end credits of "Eregon" sung by Disembaudio. Never laughed so hard at a song. And I'm a fan of Stephen Lynch.

[jenlight]

What movie is 5:52 ?

[jstingray]

@jenlight

If I'm not mistaken, that's "Casino Royale"

[jenlight]

@jstingray Ah thank you. I have not watch ed that Riff. Mayhaps I shall.

[YoungZer0]

3:15, from what movie is that?

[jstingray]

@YoungZer0

Pretty sure that's "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

[VeryAngryCamel]

lmao at dont pay the ferryman: arrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggg arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg

mst reference XD

[RaWrZzZz]

I was laughing so hard through out...BUT DID YOU HAS TO INCLUDE THE SPIDER SCENE? *twitch twitch twitch*

[guns4hire2000]

Could you make a best of SAW Rifftrax plz? Nobody has one.

[Chillazilla2]

Thanks for making me choke on my food 4 seconds into the video :)

[NefariousBanana]

Whatever you do, don't play the theremin! Don't even fix a price!

[elvaelvirababe]

what film is 4:10?

[mstk3lover1]

@elvaelvirababe The Island of Dr. Moreau

[TaiChiKnees]

They should use this as an advertisement for their website! I saw a few movies I didn't download yet, thanks! LOL!!!

[VegetableAgony2]

The dreaded cameltoesians



[bandgeek8986]

"Honey I'm driving to our wedding as fast as I can but it's hard to drive when you've been turned into a housecat!!" I frickin' love these guys.

[elvaelvirababe]

nice Randy Newman.

[GoldenFlither15]

Haha! The Randy Newman joke cracked me up. XD They all did, really. Great choices.

[wctrain]

titanic pilot "i'm gonna sink this bitch"

[dEsSiCaTa]

If i go and buy a rifftrax they arent already censored are they?

[lizerman74]

@dEsSiCaTa They do censor the swear words n their commentaries, yes. I personally think it's funnier that way.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@lizerman74 It depends on the situation. They censor certain words for comic purposes. For example, the Star Wars prequels. Anytime Samuel L. Jackson is on the screen. Then you have instances like with Saw where Bill drops an "F" Bomb.

[iSOBigD]

*Hermione grabs Ron's hand*

"Hermione casts the gives Ron a boner spell."

Best line ever.

[Vincered333]

So Watcha Watcha Watcha want? Watcha want?

Loves the Beastie Boys reference.

[spazztoid]

Nothing is funnier than when the guys genuinely make one another laugh. That makes everything so much funnier.

Spoiler Alert: He sunk that bitch.

[koolio411w00t]

I love it when they laugh at eachother's jokes XDXD LOL

[PunchSydeiron]

Yippie kyaye (Bleeeeeeeeeeeep)

[sesrunner08]

5:42 what movie is that?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@sesrunner08 That would be the show Heroes.

[sesrunner08]

@TheT4xid3rmist THANK YOU!

[TheSlevinCalevra]

@sesrunner08 Actually it's casino royal. Or quantum of solace. Either way, one of the craig bonds.

[5565kr]

whats the movie at 1:00?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@5565kr Sixth Sense

[Mrem96]

I love the guys in prison talk thingy thing thing idk

[Dead2ritz78]

8:28 to the end is Freaking Awesome "Magneto,Babyface,Grumpy" ROFL

[TheDrunkIrishGamer]

I missed the reign of fire one DX.. If Ya have the link for me can ya paste it.. Because i remember seeing it last time but i cnat find it no more :/

[guns4hire2000]

OMG, they did SAW?!?! MUST HAZ!!!!!!

[wonkeaux]

firesign theatre reference, ftw! hand me the pliers.

[UpSky2]

6:09 f "There appears to be an event happening."

This has just got to be a reference to Arthur Dent's famously fatuous comment:

"Hullo.... something seems to be happening."

Is that part from an M Night Shyamalan movie by any chance?

[damnyoustamos]

Yes. "The Happening," as it, er, happens.

[angeloflight13]

The whole Randy Newman/ "Alien" thing go to me! LOL. I ALMOST fell from my chair! xD

[akje93]

"ubiquitous bad guy!"

[bandman232]

You forgot one: "THE TRANS FATS! THE TRANS FATS!"

[EriksDiva]

Did they do the Star Wars Christmas special?? Oh God

[MeatloafBomb]

@EriksDiva Yes, yes they did. It's HILARIOUS!! XD

[Judgementxxx]

Darth Butcrack lol

[killerbumble]

PEW!

[Jangobadass]

"I'm going to sink this bitch!"

Awesome! I was hoping some those riffs from the Oscar Special made into that Rifftrax!

Lord knows there's enough room...

[kfetter16]

tear your heart out of your chest and crack your bones and suck the marrow out, slice into your brain for sandwiches and maybe have an omelette made XD

i have a feeling if he was allowed to continue we could all have been introduced to a great recipe for a porto"bellA" and swiss melt burger :)

[bazzjedimaster]

oh god i got the beastie boys joke

[hotshot7000]

Casino Royale was the best one XDDDD

[spinnigold]

They riffed Saw?? Ahaha wtf!

[bandman232]

What movie is the part were the guy goes, "I used to fk guys like you in prison."

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@bandman232 Road House

[sheadong]

@TheT4xid3rmist Actually I believe it is pronounced Rrrrrrroad house!

[sooty2005]

@TheT4xid3rmist I will pay you to say Road House again like Peter from Family Guy

[jackdroidnimble]

@bandman232

Roadhouse

[bandman232]

@jackdroidnimble Bump. I watched it.

[baradur5678]

@bandman232 Roadhouse (I think).

[musicnerd225488]

@bandman232 i THINK it's "Road House".

[EpicBeard815]

SHOOPER SHTRUCTRR

[mamaRed77]

2:54 I love the Alien song. Hilarious!!!

[RanMouri82]

Randy Newman! Awesome lil' ditty from Kevin~

[xangedemonx]

everytime i see the scene with the guy waving the gun i just cant stop laughing.... "didnt you go to gun school?"

[Crackmandan]

Rifftrax is great. They simply destroyed the Twilight movies. Very funny stuff!

[FrostbittenWolf]

You forgot Edward Murderknuckles.

[angelmarine1292]

"Forgive me father I killed like 8 guys today."

"Hey kid get out of my confessional."

"This is our kitchen."

LOL

[bozez1]

pure gold!

[ackbarfan5556]

Yippie Ki Ay (Bleep)

LOL

[johnhamilton08]

No you drunk!!!

[lastxwriter]

Oh my God. "I'm going to sink this bitch" is hysterical, given what movie it's from.

[TheDSil]

"I've got a little alien in me" was the best part.

[mattnorton5]

Darth Buttcrack always cracks me up.

[SpartanCarver]

Omg the Titanic one hahahaha

[KakkoiiSasuke]

damn, event parking is pricey.

then how do you explain this entry form with your name misspelled in voldemort's handwriting?

[musicgeek2009]

LOL the song at the beginning. i watched a few best ofs for twilight and that wasn't in any of them.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@musicgeek2009 I don't understand, it's the best moment in that rifftrax.

[ChriswithMatt]

@TheT4xid3rmist NO it isnt lol.

[nightcrawls]

@musicgeek2009 Its on the DVD

[supermet567]

magneto!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@supermet567 cerebro.

[supermet567]

@TheT4xid3rmist noxemo..

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@supermet567 cerebro... MAGNETO!

[supermet567]

@TheT4xid3rmist magnetocent

[JamesOhGoodie]

@TheT4xid3rmist No! No! Our joke! Not for Kevin!

[DementedJuggalette]

@TheT4xid3rmist NO NO OUR JOKE! NO KEVIN!

[bandman232]

@TheT4xid3rmist Noxemo. :D

[bandman232]

@bandman232 Cerebro. ^^

[bandman232]

@TheT4xid3rmist MAGNETO!

[bandman232]

@TheT4xid3rmist NOXEMO!

[QuikVidGuy]

@supermet567 NO! BAD! Our joke! Not for supermet!

[supermet567]

@QuikVidGuy lmao. calm down. i'm just havin fun here

[customcartoons]

Dupont J. Chebag ... DouChebag! XD

Plus that Randy Newman thing was GENIUS! ^_^

[DJCoulz]

HAHAHAHAHa OMG the Gun one made me die laughing. Pew pew. I'm going to eat my gun now!

[wwemagazine]

What's the movie at 0:40 and 3:46?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@wwemagazine 0:40 is Twilight : New Moon. 3:46 is Eragon

[bastianskaye]

Randy Newman + Alien = Classic.

an Ed Wood film seems too easy to make fun of.... but the guy with the gun made my sides hurt.

"SO WHATCHAWHATCHAWHATCHAWANT?!"

[bastianskaye]

i was sure that i was the only one who was thinking, "This is physically painful," during the Star Wars prequels.

i'm so glad i was wrong.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@bastianskaye I think I winced in agony with almost every line that came out of Hayden Christensen's mouth.

[bastianskaye]

@JamesOhGoodie

you know you're in a bad movie when you're re-writing it in your head, AS you watch it.

that, and them somehow managing to make Natalie Portman look ugly. i mean, HOW?!

it's a talent. it has to be.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@bastianskaye You ain't just whistling dixie. One summer when I was having writer's block so to get my creative juices flowing I wrote a whole outline for the prequel trilogy that DIDN'T suck.

I kept most of the same plot elements, but I eliminated the "Phantom Menace" almost completely. Think about it: no Jar Jar, no Jake Lloyd, no midichlorians, already we've made a huge improvement, no?

[bastianskaye]

@JamesOhGoodie

AND keeping Liam Neeson? with a script the actors can actually tangle with their tongues?! with a different director, maybe?! now THAT is a movie i'd like to see.

[ps3freak44]

WHY HAS NO ONE DONE A KINGDOM OF THE CRISTAL SKULL BEST OF YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@ps3freak44 because it always gets taken off youtube whenever anybody puts one up.

[GLaDOSgeek]

5:27 to 5:37

LMFAO. XD

[belladonna4577]

LMFAO@2:35.

"i got a little alien in me. it's as busy as a little bee. it's going to be my dinner guest when it busts out of my chest, because i got a little alien in me."

"i'm going to sink this bitch!"

ROFL@3:15-3:37, 4:14-4:30 & 4:54-5:26 :].

[RLviddy]

@belladonna4577 They're so good at impressions. He sounds a bit like Bob Dylan as well. :)

[Snazz15]

Trouble with the New Moon movie? :) These are great, you need to make more!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@Snazz15 It screwed up when I uploaded it to youtube. I could re-upload it but... that's too much like work.

[VeryAngryCamel]

@Snazz15 a hobit lay here, and the other... their hands were bound...

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@VeryAngryCamel Thanks Aragorn... haha that was another great line.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@ApplePie466 Possibly.  There's just so many great moments to sift through.

[SpookPhantom]

these guys are really good singers :)

[rudiger24]

3:15-3:36 what movie is this from?

[lupuslunari]

@rudiger24 Plan 9 from Outer Space; so-called the worst movie ever to be created by man. It might also be the funniest as a result. You decide! :P

[Wes964]

I definitely agree with your choices from the Star Wars Prequels. Those are a couple of really great moments. :D