Turkish Star Wars commentary - Cinemassacre.com

[RawrItsAlliexiz]

One of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. And I have seen all the worst ones in the world.

[af10512]

Lol how old is that movie??

[Red98Yoshi]

@af10512 old as fuck

[MrOpen3]

did anyone here stargate before the cantana scene

[llwayneio]

this is my new favourite film

[Sturmdude]

Turkish Star Wars, also known as the first Youtube poop.

[karlhl]

The rock punching seen uses an up tempo version of the Battlestar Galactica theme, too.

[bassmajor]

That shot that was supposed to show the guz split in half killed me :D:D I never laughed this hard in a long time!!!!!!!

[MrVidjim]

Omfg guys I am laughing so hard theres tears comming out can barley see to type. maybe the nipple jacket can make a comeback And tht screaming kid was trying to warn everybody on how shitty the movie was. Lol dearth dildo

[weelittledragon]

11:22 Old Greg?

[weelittledragon]

That was indeed music from Flash Gordon at 08:08

[angryhippo2910]

James There is a sequil to this called "turks in space"(the son of the man who saved the world) PLEASE REVEW IT!

[angryhippo2910]

James There is a sequil to this called "turks in space"(the son of the man who saved the world) PLEASE REVEW IT!

I'm not sure if Kunt Film made it though

[MrAsiallinen]

5:25 - 5:44 better love story than Twilight.

[deusprogrammer]

11:25 for awesome farting action!

[lHateJuice]

consitent

[pokemonmasterxful]

lmao the whole movie is on the related videos

[SplaToooGaming]

I dont know whats wrong with you everything makes sense !?!=

[LittleZappey]

here I play turkish star wars and quoit from you gyes.

[ShadowPhazonv2]

Fucking hell. xD

[TheRockJohn123]

Dude, dp a review of Fetih 1453, that movie is the shitz! :D

[josephabeckman]

oh am i so dumb founded by the horribly comprised footage in this film lol it is terrible!

Oh thanks for saving us from this horror of a movie. Oh and yes the looser director was deff a fan of John Williams

[Liquid0Weasel]

How about Indian Thriller lol search it it's hillarious

[shadowluigi11XD]

9:05 to 9:10 look at the monster in the up left corner its a retarted zoidberg or it just found out wat air is

[powderedwater67]

@shadowluigi11XD Ahahahaha, "I'm going for a scuttle."

[Petey1Piranha]

....The fuck? This looks like a bad YouTube poop. Perhaps this is the precursor.

[LegoKing345]

i first joined youtube when i was 9,and my first videos probably are better than this

[josewaycoolerthanu]

3:40 I WANT A HUG!!

[CastleCombatBrothers]

man this makes the TMNT live action series look good.

and for no raison, street fighter the movie and both mortal kombat movie are 20 times better than that piece of donkey dump excise of a movie.

[gcastro44]

Mike is not even funny. he's annoying.

[MatthiasAletharch]

Y'know, once you get used to the shoddiness of this movie, the ending {SPOILERS} where Arkin completely and utterly beats the stuffing out of the defenceless villain before karate chopping him in half, is absolutely superb.

[TheRealTF2Engineer]

beats the hell out of fred the movie...

[Chukwillard]

the quality is ASS!

[GdDrThgHe]

Why do the mummy have claws what are they mummy bears

[0111Daniel]

Kunt Film Productions? Are you serious bro?

Lol, all that rock training did came off after all for him, didn't it?

[roundboywarm]

is that Muammar Gaddafi in this film?

[dirtsleeper714]

At least I know I can steal any footage from this movie without having a copyright claim lol.

[JeffreyHikariKurai]

TURKISH SUPERMAN PLEASE!

[ShadowWolfRising]

jesus christ, i just had a ad that had to do with Fred.

he even told me not to skip, didn't work.

[Mrnasty37]

@ShadowWolfRising seriousley?? me to did it start out like. HEY ITS FRED!!

[ShonenShogun2970]

This movie doesn't have any "Kuntinuity"

[wonderboy2402]

10:48 "Wtf does he think this is, checkers?!"

[GoongalaGoongala]

Movies like this are only fun to watch when you are with friends. Trying to watch this piece of shit alone would be absolute torture.

[TitanMorsche]

Anybody notice that guys gloves change? Lol. Great shitty movie. Lols all over the place.

[Kingshadowac]

It probably lacked the budget to get dirt.

[apa123APA]

Aww, missing the entire plot. There was something about Earth being Death Star, the bad guy needed the good guys' brains to break the defenses to take over, then the good guy finds Jesus' sword and turns them into boxing gloves. Like 80% of the crazy was trying to figure out wtf the plot was all about.

[Vanillastormtrooper]

Exposed nipples,lol

[jimihendrixfan2008]

Kickass hat James!

[AngelicaDeMortis]

If I'm remembering correctly, this film was chosen as the second worst film ever sometime ago. :D

[INamineI]

MIKE BE MY BOYFRIEND!!! <3

[SamiNami]

This movie is pretty good 9/10

[Tazar222]

oh kunt films u so silly

[winters19]

Wow! What a mish mash of fuck!!!

[lycana911]

5:46 Indiana Jones theme?

[TheScaryDruid]

This looks very low-budget, I'm glad to see James and Mike ripping on such a disgrace of the franchise name.

[yapalli83]

please AVGN review :TURKISH SUPERMAN or RAMBO.... they exist to....Funny as hell !!

[ShonenShogun2970]

@yapalli83 Yes! Turkish Superman!!!

[yapalli83]

@ShonenShogun2970 .and i forgot to say: there is TURKISH SPIDERMAN to :)

[QueenVoltalia]

Ed Wood is Peter Jackson compared to whoever directed this.

[NodDisciple1]

A fan re-edit would be interesting. XP If I had the skills, I'd re-edit it/change the subtitles up a bit to make it an adventure of two ppl who crashed landed on Tatooine after they helped the rebels blow up the first Death Star. XP

[iiiiiiiiiiii13]

I dare you to do a review of "JACKASS" the movie

if not...

[vsertac]

helal olsun be ne guzel sovmussunuz :) adamlar komaya girdi izlerken ya :) bir de bu filmlere saygi duymamizi istiyo mallar ya :) al iste yabanci bi insan izlerken neler dusunup soyluyo gorsun abeciler diycem de nerden gorcekler :)))

[MrBuch169169]

I'm pretty sure Kunt Film was created by Fred Fuchs.

[shaolinXtreme]

this is like the american "shitcase cinema"

[DeeEll1]

still better than twilight

[shirosaki97]

@DeeEll1 At least this film is entertaining at least, since it makes you rofl all the way through the film.

[NodDisciple1]

@DeeEll1  Still better than Episode I.

[DeeEll1]

@NodDisciple1

true.

[tical2399]

@NodDisciple1 I actually like the prequels better than the originals. And I'm not some 17 year old kid who came up on the prequels and saw the originals later. I grew up in the 80's and had seen the originals on tv a million times. They were cool, but the prequels blew them away with the exception of the bad acting from the lil kid who played Anakin in episode I

[robissogreat]

Un fucking believable.

[TheLinkToTheLast]

story? what story?!?! i thought it was random fighting

[rbrbran277]

Meh, it's still better than Star Wars I

[PhantomKirbz]

@rbrbran277 The funny thing is that more than 5 million people can beg to differ and this ripped off 3(+) movies

[R4Akai]

Nerd does a remake of this movie

but with Episode I II III scenes!

[Sweemops]

wtf did i just see ? wtf.....

[SesshoMaruFTW01]

Something tells me the director took an arrow to his work ethic.

[AgentBusta]

"The Looser"

[yoyo6934]

Darth Dildo looks a lot like leonidas from 300

[Bram25]

124 people got their hands amputated because they tried to heal their hands with lettuce.

Instead it started infecting and rotting.

[julzzville21]

LOL... This was supposed to be the Space Age and the protagonist fight with his bare hands... That guy is so pumped up with Midi Chlorians... XD

[macross25]

Exposed Nipple Man vs. Darth Dildo!

[nmajon]

The action's still better than David Carradine's martial arts skills in Kung fu

[Spectre9X]

At least they didn't watch ''The Son of The Man Who Saves The World''...

[bafrali5561]

This film was bad and we turks love it.You should too or a carate chop is coming your way to give you another nose

[b3arzy]

lol this movie was made in the 80's and its considered shitty in turkey too

turkish movies are a little bit better now a days :)

[sudahi51]

turkey needs to stick to what they know, car bombs

[thedoood3halo]

@sudahi51 hey mate it was made in middle 80s

[bafrali5561]

@sudahi51 funny....that was sarcasm

[Qaosbringer]

@sudahi51 turkey doesn't know any thing about car bombs. if they do, then at least this movie would have better visual effects.

[hXcLancerhXc]

this film deserves to get sued by lucasfilm

[HEEF100]

lol looks like a fun night in

[kyleisreallycool]

this movie is still better then the what AVGN movie is going to be

[HEEF100]

@kyleisreallycool if you dont like avgn then why the fuck are you watching his stuff dumbass

and no your not cool cool prople dont put down other people creativity your a loser go die in a fire

[kyleisreallycool]

@HEEF100 you mad brah?

[HEEF100]

@kyleisreallycool not as mad as your mom was when i came in her eye

[charontheghoul]

@kyleisreallycool eat shit

[kyleisreallycool]

@charontheghoul isn't that your mother's job?

[TheARCHxENEMY]

It should just be called, "WE FUCKING WISH WE WERE GEORGE LUCAS"

[rezgol]

Turkish Harrison Ford ripoff.

[Penguinz13989]

im racist and this is turkish

[FilmFTW1]

Good Gravy, this is more embarassing than "Turkish Rambo". Give the other film credit, they didn't steal stock footage from "Rambo".

[vhvelazquez7187]

The main character looks like Eric Estrada.

[donmacchiarolo]

@JamesNintendoNerd they actualy made a sequal to this called "The son of the man who saved the world"

[jeffpolol]

HAHAHAHA CUNT FILMS LOL

[ThePixelArcade]

lmao I love u guys!

[NITROSTORM83]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!

DARTH DILDO!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!

[MsSnicKit]

I wanna cry...

[KAIZENUSA]

Everyone chillout. This movie from late 60's there are tons of meanless stupid american movies as well as other nations , hey at least this makes u laugh -))

[1984rockabilly]

@KAIZENUSA this may not be possible! star wars is from 1977! how could this movie be from the 60?

[MultiYngve]

this movie makes skyline look like oscar material



[DUHELLLO]

SO MUCH SHIT SO MUCH SHIT AT THE SAME TIME

[Firedragon41520]

how dare u!!!!! im turkish (really)

[srbrand04]

well...this movie actually looks better than santa claus and the ice cream bunny~

[UNDEADBOMBER99]

i am part of kunt films :3

[BetterThanYou2468]

a winter coat with nipples cut out... challenge accepted

[regularjohn09]

this shits chess it aint checkers!!!!!

[SchlossRitter]

This makes the old Plan 9 look like an Oscar candidate.

It's even more confusing when we just see random clips from a randomly shot film.

[NodDisciple1]

@SchlossRitter Where do you think the Turks got the idea of just mashing footage from other sources together? XP

[MsThemuh]

what the heck is this plot



[sithlordrevan6661]

@ 3:36 spare a square? lol those mummies have enough tp to supply every individual stall on the death star

[MrDimitri6]

This is what you get when you get Turks to make movies.

[ummiehummie]

@MrDimitri6 It's a very old movie alright.

[turbotr42]

@JamesNintendoNerd you like this? search for "three mighty men" or (3 dev adam) the first movie with spiderman appearence (1973)!

and also in the movie captain america and santos!!!

[KalosSkopeo]

Plagiarism is common in Turkish films. BTW, Kunt is pronounced kOOnt.

[siralucard19]

I'm curious to see what the Nostalgia Critic would say about this movie. I think it would be like the equivalent to Battlefield Earth

[CreeCore94]

This is Retarded.. Someone call Lucas..

[siralucard19]

Other scenes incorporated the music of Moonraker, Ben-Hur, Flash Gordon, Giorgio Moroder's version of Battlestar Galactica, Planet of the Apes, Silent Running and Disney's The Black Hole.

[siralucard19]

I rather watch a movie about the Armenian Genocide, something ispired from true facts and educational, instead of watching this rotting excrement of a movie who shamelessly uses stock footage and music from blockbuster movies.

[ummiehummie]

@siralucard19 lol which fact?

[shirosaki97]

11:09

I am loving that blatantly obvious wooden cut-out of a sword

[maranello55]

i wanna see this guy go at it against Lando lmao

[MonsoonMoonrock]

Special Effects by Industrial Light and Morons!

[metalheadadfs]

lolololololololoolololoolollol­lololololololololooloooloooolo­ooooollololololol

[TheKafkef38]

U guys forgot to tell this movie was filmed like in 1978 or something

[xplinux22]

@TheKafkef38 Hey, man. The first Star Wars movies were filmed earlier, and would you rather watch those or watch this thing?

[zachzilla26]

This Turkish movie gives me an inspiration to make a movie...entirely of Stock Footage!

I'll Call it "Stock Movie"

[Nervejunktion]

@zachzilla26

do you find in real life when you think out loud the room goes completely silent?

You just made the entire internet go silent.

[ThisNameIsBanned]

@zachzilla26 That actual sounds like a "valid" idea ; a film 100% out of other films.

That actual makes sence ofcourse, would even risk a look ^^

[genesiscrimsonmusiKc]

@zachzilla26 I've been wanting to do a project like that myself. I bet our finished products would be better than Turkish Star Wars.

[ColonelCripple]

@zachzilla26 STOCK Wars

[NodDisciple1]

@zachzilla26 Ed Wood beat both you and the Turks to it. I'm pretty sure they stole the idea from him. XP

[SammEater]

@zachzilla26

With a name like that I wonder if you are related to Seltzer or Friedberg, hahah. :P

[masterpumkinhead]

the homo werewolf 04:40

[SSGazem]

now review turkish superman ahaha theres more shitty turkish flicks xD

[aangke]

highest of turkish quality :D

[soulthan77]

ok indeed as being a turkish guy agree it s crazy funny hell but anotherwise in 80es when the guys made that movie it dsnt cost much than 10000 only usd wasnt exist any green curtain computer effects and i think this poor players or actors still dsnt deserved get called (assholes) from that young 2 bastard which ones was just a vitamin in the orange in that years RESPECTTTTT

[aangke]

@soulthan77 dude learn english then try and comment in that language please

[soulthan77]

@aangke i guess even noneed to learn english to understand that:that two moviecommender just insulting our old actors as call them badass or assholes but if u r one of them let me try in ur own real language to say again:faartt fart faaaartttttt  did u understand that better now?

[aangke]

@soulthan77 by real language i understand you think that my native language is english and no it is not i learned english from cartoons and the internet :D

[SuperThug87]

@aangke

dont be an asshole,and respect him

[BLAKESTONED]

@soulthan77 shut up dirty monkey

[chemoman1]

@soulthan77 They did nto insult the actors themselves, but it IS a shit movie. We have those kind of movies here in mexico , like "el santo" movies? they suck donkey dick. And they made SEQUELS and shit. If they reviewed and deemed them stinking piles of crap, well man, that's what they are.

[matteoricci65]

with this turkish movie they kinda cheated the turkish people

because in that period not many foreign films were published in Turkey.

[cartoonkeefe]

Got to be the funniest I have seen by AVGN :) so so funny. much respect. Greetings from Manchester, England :)

[FireSpirit117]

5:09 "What kind of idiot does that?"

Chris Redfield?

[SuperFenix10]

I havent done drugs but im pretty sure this is what u would see when u got high.

[nihonam]

Beavis & Butthead forever

[1atom11]

Adamlar film yapmayı biliyor işte :D

[PuddlesthePirate]

Man my throat is soar from laughing so hard this stuff really puts you in high spirits.

[HaloStroudsburgBoy]

How long was this movie?

[bluedisc]

This movie looks UNBEARABLE. I'm surprised you guys could sit through that.

[AkenBoschAdm]

OMG, ITS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! When i go crap i leave more art in the toilet than this film has!

[IcyKubai7]

"What does he think this is? Fucking checkers?"

[SenolMedia]

Best. Movie. Ever.