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  • Chimps are cute and cuddly when young, but as adults, they are 'retard strong'. It doesn't take much for them to be prone to robbery, rape, and gang violence.

  • now you have a freakishly strong chimp who is a black belt in karate if he decides to attack its defiantly over.

  • YOU ARE A PRIMATE YOU IDIOT! how can you not be a primate person.

  • He stripped the hell outta that screw

  • first we have to worry about the mexicans stealing all the construction jobs, now this

  • I would never piss that guy off. A chimp that knows Karate seems like a small step away from a super-hero, and I do not need one of those bad boys sicked on me.

  • who needs day laborers when we can just put the chimps to work!

  • fucking badass lol

  • o'no have we learned from the planet of the apes movie's lol,that ape is going to start a ape uprising against the humans

  • i would hire that chimp as a contractor.

  • re-mortgaging your mother's house for a chimp... sounds like a smart deal to me!

  • awesome

  • who needs phyco canibals when u have karate power tool using chimps now u can look forward to that stealing ur child

  • wow! im impressed u gotmuch love for chimps!!ive always thought there smart they just cant talk thats all....

  • I faved this video.

    This is super cute. :)

  • This guy looks and sounds almost exactly like Jim Cramer, from Mad Money. Oh, and it's pretty amazing about the karate and the building tools they use.

  • Alright, so...what happens if Karate chimp escapes?

  • If he escapes, there's only one man to call... CHUCK NORIS.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • thats like super hero strength lol

    Very cool. You have to respect a man who mortgaged his mothers house to buy a chimpanzee!

  • i wonder what his mother thought about that.

  • Who needs wire fighting when you have an awesome Karate Chimp?

  • Take a creature strong enough to crush a human skull and teach karate and how to use power tools, what could possibly go wrong?

  • LOLLL

  • thats cool

  • dude thats almost retarded teaching something that strong advaced fighting stile

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  • wow you figured out im a bad speller

    your the only one that has ever figured that out

    btw your just a troll no one gives a shit what you think -.-

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  • The military will take wind and breed mutant super chimp soldiers!

  • God help us all if they learn to shoot guns

  • O: it will be like planet of the apes! they will enslave us all!

  • so the ad at the beginning works just fine but the video hardly plays? WTF

  • wow as amazing as that karate chimp is, this nut job is such a selfish little bitch. get a fucking job.

  • Sad to see these animals live their life in a cage. Maybe monkeys shouldn't be kept has pets...

  • those chimps would be better off in the wild . you spend that much money on a chimp then lock him up so he can spend most of his life in a cage .now what kind of sense does that make ?its almost like buying a slave then locking him up . that chimp belongs in the wild where hes has the choice to do what he wants to do . i love how he points out they are to old and strong now to roam free so you pay for them then lock them up and destroy their life ?

  • whoa 7 times stronger than people. kinda scary

  • just wait till he rips off his face... idiots... chimps aren't pets.

  • wow amazing kick! smart chimp

  • ok i just gotta say it is it really that smart to show the chimp how to unlock his own cage? and fight and be a ninja chimp i mean if you think about it its not really that smart but very cool

  • i want a army of ninja chimps but i got a bad feeln bout it tho

  • lol

  • That's sad, yet awesome; Monkey Fu man.

  • I hope his chimp doesn't go postal like the one who disfigured the lady's face in the news awhile ago!!

  • "ooooo oooooo aaahhhh aaaaahhhhh"

    Translation: "Wax on...wax off"

  • that's so interesting

  • OMG!!

  • Wow this is an unbeleiveable relation ship you have with these chimps and its a great feeling to see that not all primates are as predited with regression and fear . I think this was a great thing but now its time to relaese them to a chimp resort where they can run and play the rest of thier lives out with some normal dignity and pride and if the owners love him the way i think they do they will some day see the big picture and release them to a resort that specialises in chimp releases ?

  • Ninja monkey.

  • damn he can break wood

  • is sad how they end up locked away just cus they are not fun anymore... people suck

  • @ L0RDKS

    They are not locked up because "they are not fun anymore," they are locked up because they have extremely dangerous as adults. Didn't you hear on the news where the full grown chimp killed its owner?

    Chimpanzees are easy to handle and "fun" when they are young. But as they age, they grow wild and uncontrollable.

  • Wild and uncontrollable equals not fun for humans..... this animals need to be free so they can live the way they were meant to. They are not novelty toys.

  • God damn monkeys are fucking awesome

  • roflmao

  • animal cruelty...

  • the chimp would be dead if he didnt adopt them

  • What if he drill the guy.....

  • Nooooooo!

    They're already stronger than us, lb per lb.

    Don't teach them to be smart, too ! lol

  • HOLY CRAP!

  • chimp bodyguard :D

  • the ppl who say we are apes are right, but we are very different.

    Weve basically lost all instinct, unless were put in harsh meantal conditions. Apes are like big dogs, loyal only to owner, but usualy attack strangers on sight! lolol

    Its funn when some1 tries 2 break into my yard and my dog scares the shit out of them... Can i have the karate chimp so i can show them my new friend?

  • OMG!!!!! 2:27 !!!!!!!!

  • awesome vid

  • That is amazing.the karate was really cool.

  • i feel bad for the chimp, maybe he should release him to the wild?

  • It could be a secret agent, kung fu, and skill with tools.

  • where's karl pilkington when you need him?

  • Chimp Eden sanctuary is crap that guy is a idiot and doesnt know what hes doing.

  • what an awesome chimp! it's great he has a fun and very devoted owner too!

  • dude chipmps rock

  • My comment might get voted down, but Chimpanzees should not be kept as pets.

  • no your comment should be praised.

  • i agree. but this dude is on love with his chimps tho.

  • wow

  • Well this is the end of humans ruling the world....=] thanks *im a chimp typing this right now*...O_o

  • aw. he didnt mention that chimps are 7 times hornier than the average male too ! ahahha.

  • that is got to be the cutest chimp ever!!!! he knows how to fight and he loves his owner/friend.

  • I was wondering what happend to Galagher. He works at the zoo.

  • curiouser and curiouser the world does seem, and if you yourself are curious check my channel for some fun

  • i'm not quite sure it's a good idea to teach a chimp karate!!!

  • like in grandma's boy, hahahahaha

  • ymonkey333

    I think you are right, they a lot stronger than a fully grown man as it is (Seven times stronger, wow!).

  • Amazing

  • lol this is tight

  • Thought this was going to be about Steven Seagal.

  • That was just beautiful!!!

  • god that would be so sweet if you could have them follow you around to your day to day activitys as your sidekick, just have a chimp in your posse

  • this isn't wrong what you don't see is all of his other primates and birds. he takes care of abused and mistreated animal. he spends every day with them and his wife is lovely and does her best to keep all the animal safe and happy. they are even building new housing to give them more space. they love there animals and I have respect for a man who made this decision to spend his life caring for animal.

  • This is so wrong, nobody should buy a pet chimp. To have a full life they need to live in the wild, buying them funds the poaching of wild chimps.

  • This would probably piss off that "escape to chimp eden" dude.

  • A monkey with a power drill...not good.

  • i dont think they can be with any other chimps cuz they know karate and they will beat the shit out of all the other chimps in the wild haha

  • Simply amazing!

    AWESOME video, NatGeo!

  • I WANT A MONKEY!!

  • This dude has got the sickest mullet ever...

  • Cute but I just cant imagine keeping them in a cage like that. At least at a zoo they can be outside in trees

  • They should be in sanctuaries, not zoos.

  • Very true but im saying at least in a zoo they have more space. They really are in tiny cages here. Now its to late to be released tot he wild since they lived their whole life with humans. ppl need to stick to cats, dogs and hamsters for pets....not exotic animals

  • Your LOVE for the chimps?!?!?! Set that poor thing freeeeeeee!!!! 12 years in that dark ass cage with hay on the floor? If you love it, take it to the jungle and set it free.

    You think you're SAVING the chimp? WTF?! Saving it from a happy life maybe. Grrrrrrrrrrrr....

  • good thought. i wonder if they could survive in the wild anymore.

  • DO WE REALLY WANT CHIMPS TO KNOW HOW TO DO MARTIAL ARTS AND USE POWER TOOLS? chimp's have a dark history of turning on their human counterparts and inflicting serious injury or death.

  • Humans have a far, far, far, far darker history of murdering chimps, imprisoning them, doing painful and continuous experiments upon them, and putting their primate cousins unto endangered species lists.

  • the word 'planet of the apes' comes to mind.. *shrugs*

  • His wife works two jobs so he has to take care of the monkeys! What a fucking bum! Those chimps will one day kill him with that drill then eat him.

  • omfg, i cant stop laughing. when the pics popped up at 1:40 i collapsed

  • oh yeh, charlie is a legend actually..im surprised that nat.geo is finally doing a special on him. he's been around for years.

  • wow. the stories behind these youtube vd!! yaay!!

  • holy fuck 50,000? what a waste of money- 15,000 a year? do you realise what you can buy that is USEFUL with that kind of money? fuck man- god damn idiots.

  • I wish your parents would have said that when you were born. OMG A BABY? I"M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP ALL MY FREE TIME AND MONEY ON THIS UNGRATEFUL BITCH.

  • umm actually they didnt spend that much money or time on me at all. its still a waste of money- they could use that money to learn 6 languages at least fluenty from private tutoring- they could use that money to feed kids in indonesia, and africa- they could use that money to protect abused women around the world, or become super athletes from personal training funded by that huge sum of cash. 50,000 plus 15k per year is a waste on a chimp.

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  • OK well first of all you must not have a clue on how much money and time and effort go into raising a child.

    Second, who are you to judge them on how they spend their money? Its their money they can do whatever they want with it. If you ever get enough money to "make a difference" then go for it, whatever helps you sleep at night.

    Third, "waste on a chimp" leaves me to believe you were just a "waste on a human being"

  • i know how much money goes into a child- i cost about 100,000$ from 0-18. and what i am saying- is that if they allocated that much money on something more useful to themselves, they can get the best quality of anything they wanted- training, lessons, etc. if that guy spent that money on personal training 4-5 hours a day he would be a monster- if he spent it on music lessons he would be in the philharmonic, if he spent it on languages he would be fluent in 6 at the least already. or invest it!

  • True, but as you say that the same could be said about you. That is why i stopped using that line along time ago.

  • Nobody owes a debt to the less fortunate, it's a choice to help them.

  • everything is a choice, all i am saying is that it is a waste of money- i personally would not have spent it on others less fortunate than myself- i would have spent it on intensive private tutoring.

  • thats like saying having kids or buying a new car or house is a waste of money.

  • i personally think having kids is a waste of time, i wouldnt want to have them myself- but anyyways those are not good comparisons- kids and cars are investments for the future- kids go on to take care of you and earn you income when you are older- and cars are very economical, either in getting to work to make more money- or whatever. an ape has NO RETURNS its just a blackhole for money to get sucked in by with no potential for returns.

  • yeah and once again the same could be said about you, the time it took you to watch this or respond to my comment you could be sending money to some poor kid in some far away land. To each is their own and they can do what they want, you don't have any grounds to tell someone else what they can and can't do.

  • no- because i am not a fucking ape, and no commenting, or watching a video has nothing to do with money, you guys are idiots- this was an incredible waste of money that could have been put to much better use.

  • Yeah money can always be spent better. Think of the billions of dollars of waste in the US military, or the millions spent by lobbyists to 'bribe' our representatives. Or how about the entirety of Vatican City...one giant waste of resources.

  • Or the trillion that's going to be put into absolutely nothing.

  • yes- agreed- there are terrible expenditures of money and resources everywhere. however the US military isn't one of them. and the millions spent by lobbyists are not a waste for the lobbyists- as those million dollar bribes go on to ensure 100's of million dollars worth of contracts and other business dealings.

  • well not 'The US military' being the waste. Im talking about within all or our armed forces. A lot of money is wasted on inefficient or unnecessary projects. Some spending is definitely necessary.

  • ok once again you're saying " my preference of spending money is different from yours"

    Get over it theres a guy that likes his hobby and another guy that dosn't like your hobbies.

  • no it has nothing to do with preference- it is a waste of money to spend that much on a god damn chimp- it has no potential for returns unless you exhibit it, teach it tricks and sell tickets. but since he isnt doing that- it is just a waste of money- it is like buying 1000 dollar ice cream at the serendipity restaurant in new york, or buying a 10,000 dollar barbie doll, or w/e its a waste of money for nothing, its arrogant, and ostentatious.

  • So then it would actually be about preference, if someone prefers more expensive things over others that is what they prefer. Just like If someone would rather spend their time working with one thing (this case a monkey) as another person would want to spend it doing something else. I think its arrogant to say what someone should be doing with THEIR life, it's his life not yours no need to get worked up about it.

  • The chimp is a pet, not some charity project.

  • i personally am against all pets- they are disgusting, they shit in the house- they get hair all over the place, etc. thats not the point- if someone wants to get a pet- thats fine- but 50,000 plus 15,000 x 23?? is a serious waste of fucking cash that could have spent in much better ways- either to help themselves or to help others. (i would have helped myself)

  • you can form a symbolic relationship with animals. My cat eat things that would eat my food plaints

  • humans are apes too

  • maybe your an ape but most humans are complex spiritual beings that are nothing like an ape

  • Maybe YOU'RE an ape with terrible grammar.

  • I made no grammatical errors so your obviously an illiterate ape without hair on your gay face

  • not quite... different by 1 amino acid...

  • His wife works TWO jobs so he can do that! Morgaged HIS MOTHER'S house. TWO enabling women!

  • That guy has one of the most epic bald-mullets I've ever seen.

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  • and then there's no such thing as evolution

  • I know he loves these animals, but they belong in the wild, not in cages. They should go to the Chimp Eden sanctuary.

  • lolol awsome do they need swine-flu shots as well?

  • "fell in love with the chimp, just like I did with my wife" 1:24 LOL

  • that is so amazing.

  • haha karate chimp!!!!

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