How to Eat Sushi - Sashimi

[squezey1]

"Caution: Activities depicted in this video should not be attempted without appropriate safety precautions, proper equiptment, and supervision or additional training."

Oh shit guys watch out, eating sushi is dangerous.

[GummyTumor]

Am I supposed to chew it? I think that's what I did wrong last time.

[squezey1]

@GummyTumor I'm not sure, before you chew you must do an ancient Japanese ritual on the table and only chew 6 times and swallow. This is the way of the samurai.

[GummyTumor]

@squezey1 and here I was ready to go eat some sushi without packing my ancient samurai armor. What the hell was I thinking?!

[squezey1]

@GummyTumor Yeah you're going to need it, I heard those chefs attack you sometimes if you pick up a piece of sushi the wrong way or mix the wasabi and soy sauce. I once had a friend who got sliced clean in half for the littlest mistake.

[YourMentalTorture]

lol Sushi is a fingerfood.. so drop that chopstick and eat it with your hands! -.-

[Smertyhead]

......people my comment was made 1 year ago the fact that people are still responding to it still amazes me.......i don't care damn

[Ana5555551]

FAIL

[juliusrockrock]

OMG I can't! Please, do another tutorial, the second part.

It's so hard, I can't :'(

[seanincali1]

quite possibly the most idiotic video.

[DaKewlJamal]

@seanincali1

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[afinales]

hahaha too much wasabi

[andy2072]

how to eat sashimi.

step 1:put it in your mouth and chew it.

step 2:swallow the damn food

[ericatomic934]

Am I learning how to eat again? I think I am.

[msigler78]

Thumbs up if youre drunk and just ordered a bunch of sashimi and sent your girlfriend out to pick it up. Aaand you couldnt wait so you decided to watch other people eat it also.

[XcOoKiEmOnStErX1000]

Actually, i take small bites instead of big bites but it's fine with me with sushi in big bites but.. Other kinds no, cause i might choke or something

[DiCaprioLWD]

First time I ate it without adding soy sauce and wasabi and I got food poisoning the second time I added alot of wasabi and I burn my tongue for 5sec

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@DiCaprioLWD Haha, SMALL amounts of wasabi. I learnt that the hard way too, trust me. Use like a pea-size amount into the soya sauce and you'll like the taste. Eventually you can add as much as you want.

it burnnnssss!

[DiCaprioLWD]

@LovelyLilDevilWings Thanks for your advice, and I actually added like three pea size on my sashimi.

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@DiCaprioLWD Oh, thats nothing. One of my ex friends added like... a tablespoon. now THAT burms

[DiCaprioLWD]

@LovelyLilDevilWings Its still something, My nose my eyes my ears are like choo choo train, but ur friend is worse, maybe volcano

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@DiCaprioLWD haha thats a good way to describe it!

[greenlight2600]

Sashimi triggers my gag reflex, don't know why because I can eat raw beef with no problem

[EUPHONIUMMAN31393]

I dont even needd soy sauce i eat it straight up raw all u can eat

[BlackRadioProject]

@twominutesremaining What is wrong with you?

Seriously.

[FakePriest]

Can I just use my fkin fork and spoon? And forget soy sauce. I want mayonnaise <3

[kathlyn1206]

I'm pretty sure proper etiquette when at a restaurant is to use the other flat end of your chopsticks to take the wasabi. Usually the wasabi is a communal condiment so you don't use the same end of the chopsticks you put in your mouth. If you were going to have wasabi its customary to mix it with your soy sauce not put it directly onto the fish.

Yeah it may not look as nice but you are supposed to put the whole thing in your mouth, not take small bites.

[traixen]

@kathlyn1206 Only in America do we mix wasabi with the soy sauce. Traditionally, you do NOT do this. Wasabi is included for sashimi or perhaps nigiri. Most people order a combination which also includes maki rolls. Most maki has some sort of sauce, or wasabi already places on the peices. If you put your wasabi in the soy sauce, it cannot be taken out if you wish to dip the maki to add a bit of the salt to the flavor. That is why she put it directly on the sashimi.

[Worldclass09]

for me, i just mix wasabi with soyu sauce and then dip it and eat. maybe a better way

[CenisientaThe805]

LOL everytime she said eat or eating something happened maybe she's too hungry and want to eat fast but she has to finish saying the whole thing.

[alfredazpeitia]

Asian food is healthier and tastier than American food mostly PERIOD!

[Aimanrulez]

dont put to much soy sauce or Ells it will explode xD

[emeraldsunsets]

Are you not allowed to take a small bite of it either? How polite is it to shove it all in your mouth?

[DusteDdekay]

@emeraldsunsets It's impolite to take small bites because that is not how the itamae intented it to be eaten, he have prepared the fish in the way he believes are correct and will give you the best experience.

[emeraldsunsets]

@DusteDdekay

hmm mmkay I guss if yu sae so...chews with mouth full

[jgtheman84]

sushi is addictive!

[Smertyhead]

y must this chick wobble her head when eating?

[mrKickass808]

@Smertyhead because she thinks shes cool? idk

[FakePriest]

@Smertyhead Because she's outside her natural habitat( the kitchen) that's why.

[mrperfect44550]

@Smertyhead thats a ritual

[pogisiG]

@Smertyhead her husband trained her well..

[Athecubus]

@Smertyhead to signal she likes it i guess.

[BelovedEssence]

@Smertyhead because it's delicious. Give her a break.

[trogdorlover29]

lmao it seems like she wants to spit it out. D: now i want sushi

[lisababy85]

THis video is making me want sushi so bad!! Damn it! I wish I could afford it, I could kick my ex's butt for ringing up my creditcard and me not working I have money for sushi but nooo have to pay the bill. I could kick him!=(

[pinoyalternative89]

you know how to eat sushi, you get a bottle of soy sauce and you pour the whole bottle into your plate and you get a packet of wasabi and spread it all over your plate, and that is how you eat sushi :) ty

[TheIphoneReviewer1]

@pinoyalternative89 lol

[patbus23]

@pinoyalternative89 HAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO!

[wehrmacht132]

Ahhhhh, American way of eating Sashimi, not moving. :)

[yepp87]

hmmmmmm that seems very hard............ yes

[iota1962]

that's very hard to do. is there any easier way?

[sumnespokemon]

Actually, its not that hard once u get the hang of it.

[TheRunescapePlayerz]

@iota1962 yea use your hand

[GrassyNinjaStealth]

man that looks good but withought the wasabi though well for me and ur hot too by the way =)