Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

[ellibod1]

I have a bad feeling about this

[Randomgecube]

1. Kill own staff

2. Make Zombies

3. Get city nuked

4. Legal proceedings

5. Bankruptcy

6. ???

7. Profit

Seems legit

[soldatsolidsquall]

lol a 9 year old boy xd

[ThreeWickedWonders]

seriously? unsubscribed...

[UkeFoxx]

@ThreeWickedWonders Stop being a whiny twatblanket

[R33Racer]

2:29 - Ben mate, I hate to soil your innicent mind but your parents where hardly likely to spend the little free time they had at a model boat musium. Clearly it was a bit of the old in-out, in-out going on.

[janzer247]

"...and Valve employees." HAHAHAHHAHA!

[Sarri71]

I'ma firin ma laza :0=========D

BAAAAAAA

[SDReaper2009]

wait, you LET ur friend wank off on your face?

[TurboPastor]

That round up of the characters always make me laugh

[LOTO020]

The Albert Wesker is a spy.

[Gamejunkiey]

@LOTO020 wesker sappin mai sentry

[toSTONEiGO]

it is so obvious that you are a valve fanboy. like me. wanna suck my dick?

[waltdisney19282008]

your blind! look at Street Fighter and Resident Evil, they recieve rehashes to the high heavens

[eggertstwart]

@waltdisney19282008 It's you're

[Ryan66772]

It's almost as bad in the first Silent Hill when you are examining a dog house and you say "but there are no dogs around here" when there are 2-4 fucking demon dogs on your screen

[bossfight1]

Speaking of stupidly-evil villains, I hated Fallout 3's Enclave, which consists of soldiers who shoot at you ON SIGHT for NO REASON.

[Betruul]

Yahtzee. do megaman... I really want to see what's wrong with it because I am a blind fanboy, but I'm legitimately curious.

[jmar4life]

Loving the captain Planet reference. lol

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

"...starring Johnny Bravo, a prostitute, an idiot, a mullet, a 9-year old boy, a brick shithouse, and Carlos."

[FightingJEDI]

"So i'll just blame GOD, like I usually do"

Wonderful.

[derth4]

step 7 is always profit.

[RockinGamma]

My name is Carlos

[LightningNC]

Oh, Yahtzee. Your parents weren't actually at the maritime museum while you shot zombies at the arcade for hours on end. They were back at the hotel, fervently trying to make you some new siblings.

[LazyMan9000]

@LightningNC - I think the words 'trying to' should be used as loosely as possible. Likely they were just trying to compensate for the effects of the Maritime Museum.

[flamingarse1]

XD VALVE EMPLOYEES

[flamingarse1]

XD JOHNNY BRAVO

[viraticwars]

A brick shit house... Gosh, I love this guy!

[Ru5tyR3v0lva]

hahaha Wesker looking like Johnny Bravo...

[grindorblackout1986]

"A villian who`s only motivation is total commitment to being a bastard is not good storytelling."

I have to agree with you up until I`m reminded of the Joker.

[angelicsongbirdJ]

@grindorblackout1986 The Joker's the only villian who can pull that off. xD

[jbetenbender]

1:42 it kinda looks like the troll face.

[LOTO202]

Albert Wesker is a spy.

[Zovioh]

@jackbotman lucky, I don't see any of them I haven't already watched... oh wait, there's still a few more! :D

[ThwartAbyss54]

Chuckles Valve employees

[ThwartAbyss54]

IM A RIOTER!

[ShadowWolfRising]

what i would do to see a character that looks and acts just like johnny bravo.

[jackbotman]

OMF I think i might have watched all the videos :0... o no wait theres one more :D whoohoo!

[Dragon2802]

lol Yahtzee got EA confused with Infinity Ward

[USAFcritser]

@Dragon2802 Infinity Ward has made all of 3 count them with me 3!!! games and it was a continuing story... not the best story but there are worse ones a.k.a. resident evil ( 4 being exempt ) where as EA has been releasing Madden since the begining of time.

[ScattySafari]

I live in Brisbane where Yahtzee lives.I must try to see the wanker in the Mana Bar.I wonder if he's as snarkily funny in RL.

[elinfini]

"Umbrella Chronicles is a heavily cut down retread of 3 of the major Resident Evil games, starring: Johnny Bravo, a prostitute, an idiot, a mullet, a 9-year old boy, a brick s**thouse, and Carlos."

That line made me LOL hard when I first saw that review, and it still kinda does today :D

[Raklryja]

"whining twatblankets" = insult of the year

[BoyofmanyNames]

"And Carlos"

[SarItachi79]

@BoyofmanyNames Who is incredibly sexy.♥

[ZombieDeathKick]

I found the game to be pretty easy actually.

[fastmekillyou123]

these are fucking awesome.

[comicshaun07]

The reason for the bad dialog was because of the translations. It was made in Japan originally titled "Biohazard" as far as I know.

[benjaymanthe5th]

@comicshaun07 the reason it wasnt called Biohazard in the US, because there was already another game called Biohazard.

[comicshaun07]

@benjaymanthe5th Im talking about the dialog and why its not the best. It was just badly translated. I only said that it was called Biohazard because its known as that in Japan.

[benjaymanthe5th]

@comicshaun07 ohhh, i see, and yeah the bad translation that was done by a guy who just learned how to say "Konichiwa" is true.

[ropeismanstring]

you should review borderlands

[LOTO202]

@ropeismanstring He already has.

[RubyAmethyst63]

El Ow! lmao xD

[frederickbabyyeah]

umbrella chronicles is the only resident evil game i have...for a newbie addict such as myself its like a wonderful puncture of heroin in the arm and, as you put it, some capcom spunk the eye..and i love every minute of it o_e

[FluffyWelshCake]

Am I the only one who noticed the South Park reference?

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

@FluffyWelshCake yes you are

[nightmathzombieethan]

Amen.

[Hijynx87]

Finally ZP on youtube