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  • hire a new narrator....

  • Is the narrator's voice an optional setting on Stephen Hawking's PC?

  • 4th movie waz da best

  • The narrator's voice was creepy........

  • Oooh Myyy Gaawwd, I taalk soooo sloooow, liiiike the naaaaaraaaaaraaaatooor

  • hahaha, i couldn't stop laughing at the narrator. she should definitely do a portrayal of a female stephen hawking

  • The narrator speaks strangely... wtf... is it even human?

  • Omg haha, hold 3 down, it sounds fun :p

  • the title is miss leading....lolol

  • The narrator is obviously very happy being wet.

  • Damn it I can't even make fun of the title because I'm too busy listening to the narrator who is obviously Stephen Hawking's talking computer.

  • iii hhhaaattteeee tttthhhaaaatttt tttthhheeeee nnaaarrraatttoorr ttaallllkk llliikkkkeee thhiiisss

  • I think the narrator is an undead undercover.... well she has blown it now.

  • Someone needs to fire that narrator...

  • They always have to bring in some absurd feminist drivel in these things.

  • the narrator actually sounds alot like microsoft sam :D

  • yum.

  • Get off the downers, Narrator. She's like the female Al Gore

  • "Any male pirate"? Gosh, the narrator is sexist. Just saying "pirates" had been enough as every pirate back then was male.

  • It sounds like a fricking macintosh talking... LOL

  • swim down,hold your breathe.

    swim back up again XD

  • The narrator needs to get laid, but who'll do the bored bitch? Quite a challenge.

  • Monotone is this years 'energetic'.

  • their is a 4th movie its coming out in theaters May 20th a friday except elizabeth and will arent in it :(

  • @PirateLuv32 Neither is Will(Orlando Bloom) DDDDD:

  • Bwahahaha! xD

  • Who the FUCK is the narrator? She sucks

  • I think I've never heard someone talk so intrested about a subject ,I bet she could go on and on about this movie.

  • @zephranna01 differnet. It's like the internet, but changed, somehow.

  • the voice in the beginning almost makes me fall asleep

  • omg how did that he she get a job as a damn narrator

  • bwaaaahahahahahaaaa

  • the narrator makes the movie lame and ruins it for me

  • Hahaha!

    I was about to comment on the narrator and felt a little bad about it thinking how i should phrase that she completely sucked without being to rude,

    and then i see that everyone has already commented about her ;D

  • i dont know whats more disturbing, the title or the narrator

  • This narrator surely brings forth the lulz

  • hahahaha, listening to this narrator and then reading the comments and listening again i just cant stop alughing right now

  • 3 videos with that voice and I no longer can live without it!)) First you hate it but then you're kinda okay with it and the next moment you're like 'wow, the voice is so damn aweful but i feel like i already love it!'

    God)) I wish I could see her face))

  • yeah..fucked up narrator much?

  • @LetTheRightOneIn19

    i thought the second pirates was shite and the third 1 i didnt even watch anymore

    i got a bit of a crush on keira btw and id be very happy 2 see her get wet .

  • @zxcts have a crush on her? HM>>>>>>! not good;)

  • @LetTheRightOneIn19

    ur right about the annoying narrator

    Damn how keira just said WET @ 0:55 sex just made me all tingly ,,,she's my Ryan Gosling 4EVA ;):P

  • @LetTheRightOneIn19

    0:53 sex and keep repeating till u cum ;)

  • @zxcts she doens't lke being wet;)

  • Microsoft Sam has changed sexes...

  • Annoying fucking narrator..

  • thats what she said

  • lol not happy wet :) god damn wet for 5 weeks shit she is hella horny

  • i spunk on keira

  • pretty sure the narrator is a "guy"

  • The narrator really made this clip

  • Gosh, Keira is SOOOO pretty and the narrator sounds really bored

  • hey guys im pretty sure that the narrator is a man....

  • I would make Keira Knightley happy being wet

  • Can't wait for the fourth on May 20, 2011, i wish she was in it though :'(

  • The worst narrator in the entire world

  • Is the fucking narrarator on crack? I'd fire her ass if he covered a blockbuster movie with that attitude and voice.

  • MOOONNNNOOOOTTTTOOOONNNNNEEEE

  • i stopped at 0:24 Gosh. Stupid narrator.

  • this commentator is so fucking boring!!!

  • I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?

  • she says caribbean so wierdly!!

  • @Bubble734 She says it how you're supposed to say it. But I still say it the other way :P

  • @Bubble734 shes american

  • @Bubble734 Haha, that's how we say it in Canada and the States.

  • @Bubble734 Yeah more like " CRIBIEN "

  • hows Pirates a kids movie? That makes no sense to me.

  • Disney.

  • @ANBU625 it just is. It's humor is immature. Duh

  • I would be mad too! And the narator made me fell asleep for 2 hours! LOL!

  • im 16 years old and enjoyed the pirates of the caribbean series and keira knightley calls it "a kid film".....

  • I know! What the heck!!

  • yeah its not a kid film...

  • how many people take this title another way?

  • woah!! jeeze miss narrator seriously dont get so excited!! calm down

  • lmao

  • i think they should make a 4th one theas movies r just to good to stop

  • hah hah hah, ya the narrator does seem *very exited* lol, she pronounces caribean really weird

  • I think the narrator really loves her job, you can just hear the excitement in her voice!

  • @thomasimon ohmygod lol

  • @thomasimon she sounds dead

  • @iRevived he was being sarcastic....

  • @thomasimon Lmao!!

  • Curb your enthusiam Ms. Narrator, wouldn't want the person speaking to me be overjoyed. Stop sounding like your reading off the damn paper and say the lines like a normal being..

  • I think it's a robot. Or she has to be a LITTLE more alive

  • what's with the narrator?!? she sounds drunk lmao

  • the narrator is annoying.... it makes me sick... haha

  • lol that's what i was thinking.

  • the name sounds dirty hahaha

  • that narrator agen she cant say carribbean right fucking retard.

  • i know, how bloody annoyin is that? lol

  • I heard it on Gogle Allerts, It tells u the lastest updates on evreything. So I typed in Keira Knightley and it said Keira says: ''No more Pirates for me'', a shame ino but i lookin forward to johnny luv him!!

  • ohh i love keria hate orlando tho if hes in its gunna be spoiled

  • cribian LOL

  • THis Narrator is TERRIBLE wow........lets be monotone much....

  • FIRE THE NARRATOR!!!!

    NOW!!!!

  • They will be making Pirates of the Caribbean 4, rumor has it Keira will no be in it though

  • WHAT?!?!? WHY NOT? Where did you here that?

  • She never wanted to do part 2 or 3, so now that she has the option of not being in another spin off, she's getting her wish.

  • keira is fucking mint is a number 4 gunna be out

  • the narrator needs to watch barney

  • fuck man, this narrator makes me wanna hang myself

  • The narrator sounds like a lifeless robot shocking!!! She needs a voice coach big time!!!

  • Good thing those swords are rubber.....Kiera could never LIFT a real one!

  • now that is just being sexist!!

  • Well at least now i understand why Lisa Nova decided to poke fun at Keira Knightly. The narrator...? I thought this was just some sort of home made commentary on the movie. No one should be getting paid for anything...i hope not anyway.

  • This isn't homemade? Oh my..

  • oh GOD I listened to about 2 seconds of that woman speaking and had to stop.

    She sounds like 'Daria' only boring!

  • GOD No One Talks Like That It Sounds Terrible LOL X

  • I think the narrator is not very well-paid, that's what she sound so... enthusiastic.

  • hhahahahahahahaahahhaha

    who the hell employed that narrator.

  • Wow. She talks really slow that she pronouces every word horribly and in monotone too. =|

  • man....what monotone from that narrator...she sounds like she got raped then had to have a lobotomy in order to deal with the anguish

  • Although I would have worded it differently... I agree... worst. narrator. ever.

  • see you were supposed to be shocked and yell at me for that...whats the fun, otherwise?

  • The narrator is totally monotone, what a piece of crap lol

  • LOL agree!

  • i hate how she says "ca-ribby-un" insted of "carib-eun" pfft, fucking illiterate moron xD keira knightly is hot tho so it made the video bareable :P

  • british people pronnounce caribbean that way, she is not an illiterate moron, but you seem to be

  • lol, nice! you tell him...or her? lol :]

  • the shocking thing is that he or she (lol) is from the UK... at least that's what it says on his/her profile...

  • i had to turn off the sound before a could enjoy this vid :P

  • OMG how annoying is the narrators voice.. it sounds like a piss take. Love Keira but her hair is such a weird colour here!

  • your right!

  • omg her voice veh!

  • LOL! the narrator sounds like the cartoon character 'Daria'! that cartoon rocked! and Keira fucking rocks too

  • its caribbean not caribbien

  • Insert "wet" innuendo here.

  • who the HELL is the narrator

    i would hate for her to teach quantum physics or english!! AHHH!!

  • I think the narrator has been sedated and is possibly being tortured to to do the voice over for this clip....

  • i am a robot

  • The voice from the voice over is so boring!

  • i hate the way she says caribbean

  • Gah! I agree that narrator is godawful amateur hour. I love Keira's voice though. Can't anyone reedit this so all we have is Keira's interview parts?

  • Omg, the narrator's voice made me want to kill myself...no, wait. Scratch that - it made me want to kill her!

    It was like freaking nails to a chalkboard!

  • I cant even watch the whole thing cause that fucking voice is annoying!!

  • why is there no emotion in the narrator's voice?

  • He's a robot with a human voice box implanted.

  • its a lady lol.

  • Wait, robots are male and female?

  • no just their voiceboxes.

  • Currybean? This narrator is just ridiculous. She is too dull for words.

  • Hate her voice!

  • luv her body...

  • I've heard this narrator before... I forgot what show she's from... but yeah her voice is ANNOYING AS HELL

  • it reminds of a voice on NPR, but i'm not sure if it's the same

  • is this reporter fuckin serious?!?

  • LOOOOL narrator sucks ass

  • omg i cannot STAND the narrator's voice

  • Did Daria narrate this?

  • lol oh man poor girl shes like holding in "I JUST WANT TO ACT GIVE ME A SWORD!!!! DONT WANT IT TO BE DAMP!!!" LOL she was very politically correct there, it was um...errr...challenging...

  • i really wanted to just stop the entire video cos of the reporter's voice but then i saw keira's beautiful face and i had second thoughts...

  • what is with the monotone of the reporter

  • Oh my goodness! The reporter's voice made me cringe...

    I agree, It was so nice to hear Keira's voice <3

    She is my favorite actress! :]

  • haha, same!!!

  • a fourth?? no way

  • The reporter sounded horrible! I was so relived when I heard Keira speak!

  • is it true there might be a fourth? =O

  • that repots voice werieds me out

  • Yeah, I noticed. She sounds depressed.

  • OMG like that reporters voice like totally sucked! ha wot a douche

  • That made me want to shoot the reporter.

  • god i totally agree! she doesn't draw any attention at all, ugh.

  • GOD that womans foce is so horable. ROCK ON KEIRA, ORLANDO, AND JHONNY.

  • oh my horrible horrible voice

  • wtf that womans voice is terrible!

  • that reporter creeps me out!

  • eeeek that woman reporter has a horrible voice!

  • why does this narrarator remind me of KC and Elka?

  • KEIRA KNIGHTLEY BEING WET :p

  • naughty naughty....

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