Poison Apple in Oblivion

[Clarince1]

Stpd aszsz haha

[spideyTB]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wisconsinwhiskey]

They couldn't resist 'em Apples.

[svrdeathmatch]

so thats how most of the blades died

[SilverFeniks]

I bet Roliand faked his death to do that xD 0:30

[mrhalo635]

@SilverFeniks he was trying to sniff her off limit area.

[DdotTindall]

I used to eat arrows...then i took an knee to the apple

[JSNIPER1X1]

@gamefreak6708 if your in the dark brotherhood theres a kajhit that will sell them in their sanctuary for about 450 gold per apple

[GameFreak6708]

where can i get poison apples?

[outdoorgamer1]

that gaurd is a sneaky 1!

[rolandocbf]

I used to play Oblivion but then...But then Skyrim came out and I now play Skyrim...

[motster33]

1. get 100 alchemy 2. turn poison apple in to potion 3.  drink potion 4. PROFIT

[JetonHaxhia]

Lmao, the guy doesn't give the slightest shit when the woman dies and keeps eating

[nevil345]

Lol butt in the face

[bosniaFTW]

LMAO well he still won kinda at the end there....

[Gameguy602]

You're doin' it wrong. You gotta get a 100 in alchemy, make a potion out of just the apple, apply it to one of the blade's own swords (for added insult), then go around stabbing them all with it.

[c00lcat09]

"DAT ASS"

[TheMetalguitarguy]

@FusRoDah I wonder if green apples are safe haha

[daltonr17]

the second guy is kissing the first ones ass cheek

[tastytaco0917]

where do u get poison apples?

[StrungSword]

@tastytaco0917 Ten respawn in a barrel with a very hard lock in Fort Farragut where Lucien Lachance is located. M'raaj-Dar also sells them; the poisoned apples have a base cost of 300 gold each.

theirs a copy of the wiki. hope it helped.

[Boss187ooo]

this game looks like a piece of shit compared to skyrim

[girr68]

@Boss187ooo your a faggot oblivion has 10x more things to do then skyrim

[adamrules01]

@girr68 are you being serious?

[atherax1212]

@girr68 can I smack you, just for saying that?

[girr68]

@atherax1212 you guys are like the kids who only want thing new and shiny LOL the older games are better just because skyrim has much better graphics doesn't mean anything. they took just about everything out of oblivion to make skyrim besides the graphic overhaul, skyrim is really really watered down. and believe it or not i looked this up to my surprise the skyrim world is 5 miles smaller then oblivions. so get real people

[crashnburner187]

@girr68 There's hours and hours of quests. Oblivion barely had any quests in comparison. Graphics aside, the game is really solid. BTW, how can you make such a conclusive statement when the game is only a month old? Surely you haven't finished ALL of it already?

[girr68]

@crashnburner187 im a huge elder scrolls nerd i have already put 121 hours into and beat all of the main quetlines besides the theifs guild. i also already have almost every achievement. i have done a great deal of it... oblivion didn't have as many quests but obvlivion had alot more skills and a bigger world, a better leveling system, repair hammers, the always present factor of weapons breaking, ect. i'm just saying they took out way to much depth and dulled the game down alot from oblivion.

[Diedrupo]

@girr68 Everything that was taken out was replaced with something new. They added a lot more to Skyrim than they took out, so it's silly to claim that there is less depth because you don't have to repair your weapons anymore.

[crashnburner187]

@girr68 I liked Skyrim because it made dungeoneering worthwhile again, made leveling up beneficial instead of detrimental and added more ways to get an income (bounties, jewellery smithing, dungeoneering, etc.) Also, there are more than 6 voice actors in Skyrim.

[girr68]

@crashnburner187 true way better dungeoneering in skyrim and better ways to make money also the leveling is better but it sucks because they took out alot of skills, and oblivion had 15 voice actors if u include all the DLC

as skyrim has like 70

[crashnburner187]

@girr68 They took out Hand to Hand, but who even used that anyway? Mysticism was taken out, but the spells are divided among the other schools. Acrobatics and Athletics were taken out, but who even bothered with Acrobatics and Athletics didn't do much anyway.

[BobMcCob]

@girr68 And Oblivion is just a shitty version of Morrowind.

[crashnburner187]

Bet he just pretended to eat a poison apple just so he can get at dat ass.

[ttuber99]

Victim One: Hmm Apples =D ill take one *eats*

Victim two: HOLY COW she is dead! Could it have been the apple, naahh. *eats*

[koi235]

Gona buy skyrim today :)

[koi235]

I cried when I saw this

[Hakudohshi]

Geez, the guy fell at the -perfect- angle to plant his face on her ass. xD

Utterly hilarious.

[ArcaneSunset]

Hey, imperial guard? Scum-sense not tinglin'? You mad?

[TheKvicken]

Hello mom! 0:12

[namfamily2202]

At least the guy died on her bootty

[FlamingDragonite]

0:38 ass kisser :P

[Frusciantefan77]

Guess that's the noise you make when you're poisoned?

[Feaisian]

I ate the apple....than I overwrote my endgame save...

[Supervisor69]

LOL!!

>:D

[StaitusTheDragon]

"Someone's been murdered!"

[Derkakrouse]

SKYRIM.

[Raiden815zeta]

lol you play as a girl perv

[Dewani90]

@Raiden815zeta lol, not only guys play oblivion perv, altough i know a ton of guys who play it modded as hell and all the girls ingame look like supermodels dressed in skanky mcskank suits :p, i only use the mod that makes all the armors skanky mc skank armors :3, does not work on males tough... would be funny if male fur armor looked like conan the barbarian, if you look closely, steel armor is breast concealing, it's a plate that covers EVERYTHING

[RiflemanKnight]

Most Challenging thing to do in Oblivion: climb the highest montain, and shoot an arrow as far and high as possible...and then try find that arrow.

[zesusdk]

@RiflemanKnight or the most impossible. After shooting the arrow to a maximum length, will then make the arrow dissapear due the area loading can't load/save that far. i: so Goodluck find that "not existing" arrow :p

[ratchet755]

@RiflemanKnight moron

[SubRealityDistortion]

Oh my god this video still exists D: I watched this years ago when a friend showed me it and I got hooked on Oblivion. This is so nostalgic. Today was a good day :)

[Dewani90]

whenever i use skull of corruption to clone myself, my clone is an idiot, whenever she wants to eat she eats the poison apples on her cloned inventory and dies...sigh

[000000AEA000000]

I love how she dies, and hes just like *shrugs and continues to eat*

[Molkifier]

*sniff*

[bigpyro1618]

Yet I'd get arrested for shoving my face in a guard's cooter. Not cool.

[nightblade1992]

steve jobs

[ZeldaFreak1987]

I love how Corner Blade just doesn't give a shit.

[DrFudgyTV]

LOL WIN!

[TheMetalguitarguy]

One of the characters in Skyrim will be one of the last surviving Blades. I guess he didn't like apples.

[GamingLordExies]

@TheMetalguitarguy

win.

[ParadoxIcon]

@TheMetalguitarguy see the blade in the corner? There is your surviving blade. Ask him what happened to the others. :P

[TheFlammableGas]

@TheMetalguitarguy she...

[TheMetalguitarguy]

@TheFlammableGas He and she

[TheFlammableGas]

@TheMetalguitarguy there are two bla-.. oh wait, she said she was ONE fo the last, not THE last.. yea i usually get a quarter of the way through the main storyline and then never return to it again because i am so caught up in doing the other quests.

[phrausty1]

@TheMetalguitarguy lol there was 2 a she and he

[skaterboyask]

@TheMetalguitarguy you mean '' I guess '' SHE '' didn't like apples'' oh thats right i just put quotes in quotes

[Baboo405]

Should of gave them to Adoring Fan -_-

[BrainofDead]

omg and nice XD

[TheNautn]

@kanthony1999 If she is essential, she'll just pass out and then rise up.

[BrainofDead]

a mod?

[TheNautn]

@BrainofDead No there are poison apples ingame, and they do that. Just don't eat it yourself, because then you die for sure.

[OblivionZealot]

@BrainofDead Thats not a mod.

[NoobieLandCity]

I love how everything that was on the table was throw down and put 4 Delicious Aple on the table. Nothing there to be suspicious.

[xtry17]

Hey he died eatting an apple then an anus

[GhilliexInxThexMist]

I'll have what he's having.....

[rohverKS]

Troll Apples!

[b1gr1g]

I think I just found a way to finally kill Castro.

[lucasraveneyes]

lol the way that the guy died lol his face in her but

[TheCOBdude]

LOL

[MrBasketballa4300]

look at the guy in the back.

and not a single fuck was given that day...

[MrRastaman1945]

roliand coodnt care less boot her she was a bitch anyway

[iiNsAnExSc0p3zZ]

Me "help they have been poisoned!" blade in background "I'm sorry but I'm far to busy to talk to you right now."

[mateo28888]

@NinjaBeatle ikr

[DN4etERnity]

LOL they keep on eating it

[NinjaBeatle]

Gotta love the guy in the back not giving a fuck

[Cha0sSt0rm]

@NinjaBeatle He looks dead to me.

[TheAcalypton]

@cakeofdoom, they are a special item that you get from the Dark Brotherhood quest line.

[cakeofdoom1]

How do ya poison an apple? :P

[999alex9991]

@cakeofdoom1 it's for one the side quest only,

[steveoco1]

Dat ass!

[stevebob240]

That must be one good ass!

[258legolas]

why would u poison they blades

[URB4NWOLF415]

reminds me of the SR3 trailer

[christbl58]

@URB4NWOLF415 How.

[URB4NWOLF415]

@christbl58 cause ya know how there is the Girl on the laptop on the SR3 trailer well that blade in the corne is like the girl on the laptop

[jefthereaper]

guard 2: Hmmm, she just died, could this apple be poisoned?

NAAA that cant be! nomnomnomnomnom Ugh!!!

[vampirerain100]

press 8 for...something

[VictorVonFox]

@vampirerain100 jizzed to death

[SumaTJessT]

the guy died over an ass!! jajajajaj xD

[1metalgearsolid]

keep pressing 6,i don,t even wanna know what hes doing with his hands........

[lol4dead]

Guy in background: And not a single fuck was given that day.

[backuganhelper]

Pause at 0:36 WOOOOOOOOOO 

[kevanson04]

At 0:30 hes like hmm this was maybe a bad idea. but in his head hes like this s*** be tasty!!! XD

[shakBboy]

by looking at the guy at the background you may see clearly that not even one f*ck was given that day ..

[hungryhippo247]

That man wasn't poisoned, he just wanted an excuse to sniff that woman's butt.

[ninjaofthestorm34]

kinda looks like hes sniffing her butt...

[Thekontako]

@ninjaofthestorm34 AHA shes down! now for the moment ive been waiting for all my life! *snif* *snif*

[JakesterVideo]

*Women dies after eating poisoned apple*

Man: She died? Oh well.

*dies*

[sassylolz]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR! xD

[yousillypuppy]

he did something very ditry to her at the end...

[yousillypuppy]

biggest lol

[Dewani90]

the girl died fast but the guy keeps staring...

me: well... why are you not dead yet? i put only poisoned apples on the table

rolland: really? ...oh yeah... excuse me for a minute -dies-

me: about time...

[moneymugz]

wtf how u do it

[liamsp544]

That must be one good book!

[HamIsDie]

@liamsp544 hahahahahaaa

[jajabinks1611]

this is wat i neva understood about this game if somebody dies nobody ever cares and just walks right past ya lol

[thedragonhunter22]

where is that

[IamHexxorz]

@thedragonhunter22 cloud ruler temple for the blades guild

[thedragonhunter22]

@IamHexxorz oh ya i see

[DocturKreation]

The guy in the corner put roofies in their apples

[YaRoCheSsa]

@BlackCrestWolfPack MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!!

[1997maksi]

the boy guard but the head on the ass of the girl guard

[entropy44]

dat ass

[cassi75474]

"UAHH!"*falls and face hits girls ass*

[heronoki]

The guy didn't die from the poisoned apple. He was just playing along so he could check out dat ass! :D

[ghostrade]

@heronoki it looks like he is smellin' it 0.0

[chaoswyvern17]

@heronoki LOL!!!

[emmyrenny]

@heronoki smell it, more like.

[darkzonoya]

these are awsome if you use the duplication glitch

[PsychoticRedhead09]

XDDD

[287randomguy]

wen u come top of mages guild can u duplicate this???

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

at 0:25 you just turn to the guy like ''dude, a woman just died'' XD

[KittyHawk187]

IF IT FEELS LIKE YOUR DIEING ON THE INSIDE STOP EATING THE APPLE!

[Nemasis2786]

YOU ARE FUNNY BOY.

[frala5DK]

Martin in the baground is too busy reading about demon sex...

[dareelgamer]

in the end he dies with his face up her but

[TheDylencooper]

lol 00:35 Face in ass.

[OrionHalo3]

one time i just ate the apple cuz i was bord and i die

[Killarila]

the kill command is a very powerful drug :P

[Devinsterr]

Roliand kisses her ass when he dies 0:35

[bettingpanther9]

I did not know u could poison food

[leadlegirl]

@bettingpanther9 You can't. but theres an item in the game called "poisoned apple". Which you can put on table to make npc eat; then die.

[ImJustWatchingSorry]

0:36 you pervert è_é xD

[LWStupidus]

89 people ate poison apples and didn't have an antidote.

[fishiesDONTswim]

ITS A TRAP!

Yeah Thats Right Admiral Ackbar Joke

[Basfoo]

atm?

[bobberfufjim]

why does that guy die then end up trying to make a human centipede with the dead girl? 

[FlyOfDarkness]

@bobberfufjim not funny xD

[danman1122]

...EAUH

[1280Will]

the girl sies then hes like oh well it won't happen to me then bam

[GodOfQwerty]

Now I'M the fairest in the land!

[Fwjchimx]

lol achille is sitting in the background not giving a shit hes like "Oh Roliands just sniffing Caronline/Jena's Ass well ill still be reading :3"

[RyRyFrenchFryAndJ05h]

lol roiland made his move at 0:35

[bman45cal]

Oh shit!, this apple's poisoned! *keeps eating*

[nowforfeit]

the guy in the background is studying too hard.

[Helio0s]

He eat. Subway

[gaara4evaandeva]

19 - 11 - 23 - 18 - 9 - 13

Decode it by using the numbers of the alphabet. there are 24 letters in the alphabet.

[bman45cal]

@gaara4evaandeva s-k-y-r-i-m, what do I win?

[gaara4evaandeva]

@bman45cal you sure do

[Bobbiestleopoi]

@gaara4evaandeva The alphabet has 26 letters.....

And im betting its Skyrim though?

[liljtellem]

he died with his face in someone's ass! Hahaha You died with no dignity!!!

[Zoronii]

I killed all the people in The Feed Bag with the apples :3

[furbycommando94]

i seriosly dont even know how to use the poison apple -_-

[zeekyzoid]

@loopguru66 forgot the *me gusta* at the end...

[Sarcyarvix]

@zeekyzoid Me gusta is a cancer. Stop using it.

[MrMyvince]

@Sarcyarvix  it is spanish for ''i like''

[Sarcyarvix]

@MrMyvince I know what it stands for, my point is that it's an overused, tired, dead meme and it needs to be left alone.

[YaRoCheSsa]

Two people died by poison apples, but guy in backround don't care. Guy in backround don't give a Shit.

[SKATE4LIFEMIKE1]

@YaRoCheSsa Honey badger reference FTW

[YaRoCheSsa]

@SKATE4LIFEMIKE1 lolz! Honey Badger rulez! XD