SMBC Theater - Faking It

[adamtylerisom]

that JP married himself a hottie

"Unless you want to"

more seductive than James in The Plumber... and that's saying something, right?

[evilminideluxe]

what did i just listen to?!

[TheMisterMayhem]

What is she reading?

[BGood156]

@TheMisterMayhem From the symbol on the front it looks like something from the Freemasons.

[Marconius666]

Bruce Camdalf.

[username6a]

Watching this video, I just came three times at the same time three times.

[jrdennis95]

I was gonna rage when he said 'Doctor who's', but I smiled when she said 'It's just... The Doctor.'

:D

[ariandynas]

Ahh the currency of geek marriages.

[xDustGamingx]

555-4928 ... Guess that trick actually works...

[Nickelstarfilms]

That was great, haha!

[andrewpolidori]

"...at the same time?"

[HaistaPaska92]

They both have the same last name. Are they really married or like, siblings? That would be kinda creepy

[TripleDimensional]

@HaistaPaska92

Married. JP has a wedding ring in most sketches.

[Mullahgrrl]

@HaistaPaska92 Im hoping siblings.

[imachrismoose]

WHAT.

[thewildone]

And I'm now subscribed to this channel.

[RojoGatto]

I want to live next to them so I can hear that from time to time. That shit was entertaining.

[TheZachary86]

im glad they learned to compromise

[LoupGarou94]

why is she reading a ginormous masonic text before sleeping?

[AgentSapphire]

kinky~

[16Pyres]

Lol Both the top comments are the same.

[habde]

VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!

[FadeadAage]

David Tennant is my man crush. Tom Baker too?...You know, I can't fault her for any of those choices. Except he-man. That's just weird.

[qaz213243]

what the hell happened at the end? lol

[sulfuricSHAME]

Press 8 for GANDALF

[WhiteKnight74648]

Dear Jen,

I've known you for quite some time. However though this was a little awkward and disturbing but yet amusing at the same time. Keep it up. :-p

Your step-brother

David

[INTPTT]

JP's wearing a "Save Yourselves, Mammals!" shirt.

[Dioptriar]

Is it weird, that I remembered the number from this sketch?

[jburtson]

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[cojaro87]

Is she reading an antique Freemason's book? o_O

[GermanConquistador08]

The only one I cant understand is Pope Pius VI. Did she take European History Honors or something?

[JorealConners]

5 seconds after the cutoff: *JP grabs Bruce mask* "Hail to the king, baby."

[DontcallmeFrenchy]

I love her Battlestar t-shirt.

[mywordtohell]

bevvv vvvvvv....

[DrAmazing]

I like that he can't remember a number from work but he expects her to memorize a list containing it.

[nohurtme]

You know, I really wouldn't mind if a girl asked me to wear a Bruce Campbell mask during sex. I'd totally understand.

[aviza12]

yell "5554928", touch him on the penis.

[purplepisces15]

LOL I love his face at "I wrote that"

[dudds6699]

I was gonna give thumbs up for Bruce Campbell but since she refereed the doctor as just the doctor so now i can't thumbs up enough.

[dudds6699]

@LordMegaKnight sorry i'm just saying i wanted to give her multiple thumbs up

[LordMegaKnight]

@dudds6699 i know... i misread and deleted my comment a couple of seconds after. overread the "enough" at the end ^^"

[sulfuricSHAME]

press 8 for Gandalf!

[metalquotationmarks]

Pope Pious the SIXTH.

[yibinna]

hot night ;)

[twiztidsidfreak13]

she is a hottie!

[NewPhilosopher]

@twiztidsidfreak13 So's he! :-)

[twiztidsidfreak13]

@NewPhilosopher

Not my type lol but I'm sure he thanks you for saying so. You are not so bad looking yourself

[g31n3z3w5k1]

How in the world did I come across this video

[StefanTylerHelton]

Dress him up like He-Man and touch him on the penis

[GrayStudios]

I've always thought this. If a woman is faking it, it's her fault that she goes on unsatisfied. If she would give input, things could only improve for her. To keep faking it is to keep punishing herself and letting the man go on blissfully unaware. It's just stupid.

[JorealConners]

Make her wear the Bruce mask.

[ThisOneIsTaken]

"Dear, I... I think of doctor Who when I'm having sex with you."

"No worries honey, I do the same. I think everyone does it."

[sulfuricSHAME]

Press 8 for Gandalf!

[holycow818181]

Apparently JP's brother is the father in "Lost at Sea".

[nickstekar]

Doctor Who's!?

[ilovemusicWIKA]

OMG!!!

[mucmucvi]

lol, "love the way you lie" is recommended for a vid called "faking it"

[Belch500]

By the power of greyskull

[sabatagol]

while watching the video... Press "5", do it a lot of times, do it for the lulz

[DrDestructo64]

5554928, then touch him on the penis

[smsff7]

That was great :)

[Uncletiki1]

haha I just noticed JP is reading "kicking babies and taking names" from the genie sketch

[ManuABG]

My brain just melted from the awesomeness of seeing Doctor Who in an SMBC sketch.

[Shadowlefty]

3.1 inches is the new average? HELL YEAH TIME TO FIND A LADY FRIEND

[maltesuger]

5554928, its kinda hard to forget now :D

[superfly299]

I thought this was pretty stupid until they actually started doing it. Then I just died laughing.

[Xbalanque84]

...Das hawt...

[olllj]

awesome

[loupax]

5554928

I'll never forget this number.

[DarthPiccard]

Dr who for the win!

[AbokaseeTheTroll]

"Bruce Campbell. I like muscle"

NO. The CHIN

THAT CHIN.

THE CHIN IS THE FOCUS.

[worldenemy]

I love Bruce Campbell

[shinew123]

i love the shirt jp is wearing, yay smbc

[H1Videos]

Sex can be fun, but drama games?? Jeez

[ComedicShinigami]

Could've sworn I heard "I am Gundam!"

It was Gandalf, I know, but still.

[andreigiant]

Holy shit, I just noticed that JP is reading "Kicking Babies and Takin' Names" from The Genie.

[ianflowforever]

This is amazinly terribly, hilarious!

[lstrdean]

5554928!

[timothy22597]

lololol "frak off" XD

[ramaruod]

I just came 3 times in 1 time, lol

[RomeoCo]

kinky

[J14ngL00]

I think they just took roleplaying to a whole new level...

[Banditosaur1]

I'm diggin' both their shirts.

[dakotart24]

ha hahaah

[SekundesC]

Aww, that was the coffin of Jessie Lande's dog...

[FoxTrotPenguin]

That Tom Baker mask just stares into your soul.....

[Everton97]

555 4928

[TheNewDynasty]

return of the fluffy box.

[Kogerii]

This episode was actually sweet.

[FlamingSilencer]

5554928!

[NotSuchAn]

lol 

[redwardthird]

There are 777 likes right now and I don't want to ruin it.

I am going to verbally "like" this video.

[Jantles]

@redwardthird hey you can come back lol its at 790 now

[redwardthird]

@Jantles 791

[bobmatrix1]

555-4928 well I know that number now...

[DiamondbackCobra]

@bobmatrix1 I think it was just viciously burned into all our minds..

[squidsquidsquid32]

The return of 'Kickin' Babies and Taking Names!' XD

[judith326]

Freemasonry....eh.

[DanceCixiDance]

The fact he's reading "Kicking Babies and Taking Names" just made my night.

[explosu]

I can't really blame her for David Tennant.

[banhai2]

@explosu Neither can I, I heard his nickname is David Ten-inch

[sulfuricSHAME]

@explosu Dammit I was just about to write that!

[explosu]

@sulfuricSHAME I'm still amazed and bemused that this became the top comment so don't blame me =P Guy has mad charisma.

[xXBornToGameXx]

wow, holly shit, what the fuck, and funny as hell, all come to mind in this video.

[SAlpsu]

Man, JP's brother is hot.

[Arcilios]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like her shirt BSG 4 eva!!!!!!

[BenBasgall]

Yell "May the Force be with you" and touch him on the penis

[ccdeells]

You can never have too many Star Wars references during sex.

[forsheetsandgiggles]

@ccdeells Luke! At that speed can you pull out in time?? *pew pew* *crash*

[runekiri]

@ccdeells Yes you can.

You know something has gone horribly wrong when you've made your way to "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"!

[allanonmage]

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEON­E

[BlackxJesus]

Dress him like Bruce Campbell, touch him on the penis. We'll call it polishing the Boomstick.

[YourNamesChumpyRight]

It's really nice to see a happy ending from you guys.

[Kargoneth]

lmfao

[dartsharp]

this must be done by everyone at least once

[xBloodXGusherx]

@dartsharp thats retarded...someone else? whats the point of being with that person?

[intertr0ns]

This is so funny

[RagequitLife]

this is brilliant

[seriouslyWeird]

this is not even funny

[hahaha133452]

that was really kinky

[LilOwen27]

5554928!!!!

[Totema1]

Is Jennifer reading a Masonic tome?

[billbobogins]

@Totema1 That's what I thought

[henrybrice86]

This is quite simply the best SMBCT yet!

[Noyabronok]

best one you've done so far

[GrandHighGamer]

That Bruce Campbell mask has the perfect expression.

[JosephCheetah]

Good one You guys. I loved this!

[salvo711]

I'll say that this is one of the best of SMBC Theater yet.

[stellevoce]

Brilliant! This is SMBC at its best. LOVE JP!

[RocKChick616]

by the power of graaayskuuuuulllll

[lava502]

JP was definitely reading Kicking Babies and Taking Names: The Story of History's Most Brutal Murderer (Who Also Has a Very Small Penis). Rock and roll

[kermaleivos]

Man if I had a girl that went PEW PEW PEW when we had sex. Or a normal girl to have sex with, that would be fine. Or just my own apartment so that I could masturbate whenever I want to, not when other people are sleeping.

[basser]

Okay I'll admit I got a little hot n' bothered when the Doctor got involved. Mmmm...

[Collagenre]

Happy End! I'm glad they found something that works for them.

[Kaluriel]

3.1 inches is the new average, and touch him on the penis

[aznfyrepixie]

Bruce Campbell is the SEX. Whoamg, I need to get my boyfriend one of those face on a stick things. I might need two, one for me and one for my boyfriend.....hrm. If Bruce Campbell has sex with himself (not masturbation) would the world implode? Also, Bruce Campbell is the only guy I can have sex with and my boyfriend would be okay with it. He'd probably give me a high five!

[Pigganon]

fuck yeah the Doctor

[SuzakuoftheSouth]

HAHAHAA!

[SodosFolfanga]

That was brilliant....I can't stop laughing XD lmao

[Chucktanium]

I make my girlfreind wear the bruce campbell mask

[sigurdgram]

@Chucktanium some people would say that's gay. I say that's awesome. lust for bruce campbell transcends sexuality!

[captainwillies69]

Is she reading a freemasonry codex?

[efsq]

wtf is the "super laser from star wars"? am I not geek enough or what?

[yoshiko09]

Aw, no reference to the "Squirrel" comic?

Great job though, guys! I really do love your sketches. ^_^

Also, that shirt JP is wearing is INSANELY comfortable.

[T3chW01f]

Totally stole my idea. I always wanted to get Grayskull tattooed on my penis so I could yell that at the end of sex. >.>

[Kinanik]

Just... The Doctor.

[nikoincroatia]

This is what true love really is XD

[CepheusStarhowl]

@nikoincroatia No, absolutely not.

True love is the same thing without the awkward confessions and argument beforehand.

[shuttledik]

By the power of greyskuuuuuuulll!!! lmao

[l33tp1e]

Loving the fact that Jenny is wearing a Battlestar Galactica shirt. Whooo!

[UtopiaV1]

have awesome sex, touch him on the peni- actually that's not funny anymore.

[4rcit4]

I am pleasantly surprised to see a happy ending (no pun intended) to an SMBC Theatre sketch.

Only JP could deliver "it's a number I have to memorise for work" with such damn hilarity.

[Homoberto]

I have seen all of your videos and I have only liked a few. Still I think this is the best one ever!

I totally didn't expect any part of it XD

[HotnessTim]

You can't fake an orgasm to a picture of Bruce Campbell. It's not possible.

[enderspike]

I llike that the video, at its core, is about a couple who had a bad sex life, but after they finally communicate their needs to one another, they have great sex.

[cld122]

I don't think that the English language can aptly describe how hilarious and amazing this video is. Keep up the damn good work guys!

[omgitsmikegravel]

I love a happy ending!

[BigUgly73]

Did anybody else find it hot when she says "it's just, The Doctor" in the english accent?

[Vlaew]

lol kicking babies and taking names + ...a free mason handbook?

and with the shirts...nice!

[MetalMatt93]

5554928...

I will never forget that number.

[pliskin100]

Should have added a colbert mask.

[Wereblood]

I may be going out on a limb here, but this is THE FUNNIEST SMBC theater yet! Oh god I laughed so hard XD

[Hjk1297]

the pope

[pogweeo]

Bruce Campbell!!! i totally need to get a Bruce Campbell mask for my gf!!