Stephen Lynch - Beelz

[sarahsadist]

im sure he is shortening beelzebub, which is also another name for satan, to "beelz"

[DragonbIaze052]

@sarahsadist You know nothing..... Beelzebub, Satan and Lucifer are all different people.....

Then again, both the singer and that grapgrtyujjhs1 got that wrong.....

[RockerGamer312]

@DragonbIaze052 Lucifer and Satan are the same person. Beelzebub is a semitic deity. He's known in Semitism as one of the seven princes of hell. But Lucifer and Satan are the same person. Satan was Lucifer before he was outcasted from heaven. Then when he created hell he became Satan.

[grapgrtyujjhjs1]

um his real name is really Lucifer not "beelz" look it up!!!! but even still i love the song

[3OrangesAndAnApple]

@DayMare2000 Really? I never knew that. Thanks for clearin that up. And I learned something. :D

[SuPeRsTaR71679051]

Love Stephen Lynch's songs :)

[TheRedbulman]

10 people club baby seals

[Nightraven117]

10 people don't like Satan.

[ragmondead]

it was funny but too political.

[masterthes]

@ragmondead I agree, I like the version when he says I'm the reason the Boston Red Sox ever had a chance

[DayMare2000]

Love this song. :D

[MrBearbare]

I love when people film stuff and scream while filming........just sayin

[afroman773]

Odd cuz obama won

[3OrangesAndAnApple]

@JennyTHM Asexual means you reproduce by yourself which is physically impossible. Like reproducing by budding. Just sayin.

[DayMare2000]

@3OrangesAndAnApple That's one of the term's meanings. Another meaning is to be without sexual desire or activity. I say this because I'm asexual, too.

Just trying to help if you were confused. :)

[Khajmer]

You're now realizing the irony of "angelbabe" putting up a song about the devil.

[rhadoolinho]

Romantic walks and killing the unborn... just like my ex girlfriend :LOL:

[buffaloregals98]

my name is satan

[danteinferno93]

its funny to me because my last name is Beels

[nerdlass]

Gotta wonder if Stephen Lynch tours to GA. It'd be funny... "Oh wait.... This is Georgia...." c.c

[stormfire180]

@JennyTHM How? Are you 6 years old??

[zomgt3hpoison]

I do love how the highest rated comment has nothing to do with Stephen Lynch, and barely scratches upon religion. More or less it's just another person flamin'.

[randoth357]

I don't know if theres a god or a heaven, but Stephen Lynch is definitely going to hell, lol.

[PrettyPadawan18]

He sounds like Church Lady.

[330charles]

@PrettyPadawan18 well you sound like a gaping asshole

[WKreveiws]

in another version when he talks about his evil song he said that he became a singing comedian, we can where that leads to

[kehnie]

I think I'm possessed... by me! Yaaaay!

[ThatGamerGal]

I know a kid at school named Steven Lynch. :O

[AliceRage1]

@ThatGamerGal :o

one of my teacher's names is Mr. Norris

[vidman102]

.....so satan is not all powerful? because obama won, oh well love this guy!

[Akujin0]

did he just flip off some body in the crowd!?

[JennyTHM]

Has anyone noticed that he sounds like mickey mouse?

[MrRooskey99]

@JennyTHM

ur gay

[JennyTHM]

@MrRooskey99 I don't care what sexuality you are, and I'm pretty sure no one else does. I was asking if anyone noticed he sounded like mickey mouse at some points.

And BTW, I'm asexual. (Asexual- Not attracted to anyone or thing)

[Davison94]

@JennyTHM Wow mature much? Dick.

[JennyTHM]

@Davison94 I'm not understanding your logic here. This is how I would usually go about things, how am I being a dick? And I was stating my sexuality, have you got a problem with me not liking any gender?

[Davison94]

@JennyTHM Ohshit! youtube fuckupness I ment to say that to @MrRooskey99, got the reply/author mixed up, I'm bisexual and my girlfriend has been trans for 2 years or so, so I was commenting on the homophobia of the 'ur gay' comment... Sorry!

[JennyTHM]

@Davison94 Don't worry about it.

[veriden22]

@JennyTHM Asexual means lacking reproductive organs, has nothing to do with attraction. Its a biological lack of functions, not a mind set. xD Either way I'd not say mickey mouse perhaps a polish woman on crack.

[rivfawkes]

@veriden22

Some words have more than one meaning. Jenny's use of the term was correct according to Oxford American Dictionaries, Wikipedia, Asexuality[dot]org, Dictionary[dot]com, and pretty much the entire rest of the internet, aside from sites which specialize in biology or refrain from defining sexual terms.

[Davison94]

@veriden22 Thats not true, asexual is a form of sexuality.

[330charles]

@MrRooskey99 no your dad's gay

[mattandnick12]

@foxnsum2 goat shit u little cock sucker

[TheHunterkillz]

@FauxNom2 your starting to make me kill myself shut the fuck up!!

[trephinate]

how did this turn into a psychology post? you guys do realize hes singing a song about satan right? If your talking psychology ... you do WAYY to much thinking at the dumbest of times. enjoy the song and shut the heck up

[bylertrown]

i hate it how everyone tries to argue and sound intelligent on here. just watch the fucking videos!

[TheBrownchair]

OMG!! i just about peed hearing this!! very funny stuff!!!

[sungyultaylor]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "I'm Satan (in a gay voice)!!"

[mrpogo72]

wheres the fucking love button

[50cent5262]

lolololol 1:40

[EllethVallen]

Anytime you go to a show and the performer's got beer instead of water... it's a good show.

[Pretoryan90]

@EllethVallen Robin Williams uses Water... Any smart comments bout that ?

[idontcare608]

@Pretoryan90 He sucks? theres a smart comment for you. Just shut up and let people make their jokes.

[hugsfromholly]

little did he know who would win the next election lol

[XxSpyyx]

I'm from Georgia and I still cracked up at that part.

[showoff922]

i guess the 8 people who disliked this love satan

[M8719]

"Why are my feet doing that? I think they might be possessed...by me! Yay!"

couldn't breathe due to laughing to much at that comment X'D

[950monkeys]

how the fuck could some1 dislike this!!

[randomguy032595]

@950monkeys i think because it's about satan....i think it's funny as hell

[kylemasonsmith]

I think he has some really good idea's.  I just can't let that happen.

[MuSiKpHaNaTiK22]

rofl "im the reason barack obama doesnt have a chance!" xD

[3mogangstaa]

yay



[AllHailZeppelin]

Shut the fuck up you shrieking bitches!

[Lycana3]

he's sexy and funny... where has he been all my life? <3

[GroteB]

@Lycana3 Sorry babe, he's married and has a kid. But fantasize all you want though.

[kalona360]

my mama heard this song and said since the is a capricorn maybe that's i am crazy just a little bit.

[lisathedisturbedone]

i love this guy!

[noctomania]

666!

[xwolbx]

I live in Georgia...that's funny as fuck hahahahaha

[thegeneral1734]

Do I Hear A Bass Guitar?

[zan117lol]

@thegeneral1734

hahaha theres an awesome sexy assed song and you care about... a bass guitar....

wha-?

kidding! bass guitars iz sikk

[jedimastert0810]

...HA!!!!!!! obama

[DSMDoll]

"what are my feet doing?...i think they're possessed....by me...yay!"

[RudeDude1092]

Oh thanks. now i gets it.

[jesuswasblack00]

my turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.... lolz

[RudeDude1092]

whats with the six six six part at the end? and if its in the bible dont call me stupid cause i dont know it. IM SORRY.

[animelove0]

666 is supposed to be the mark of the devil

[BlindieNDriver]

666 is the number of the beast

[HitaroX]

@BlindieNDriver 6...66, the nuuuumber oooof the beeeeeast, - Iron Maiden's Number of The beast n_n

[jedimastert0810]

@RudeDude1092 it is, but it's ok, jesus still loves you, its in revelations

[RudeDude1092]

@jedimastert0810, i know Jesus loves me. i just wanted to know what the number meant. and im happy you are a Cristian or Catholic or Jewish man/boy/teen/guy.anyway thanks. :)

[firebgre]

"I'm the reason Barack Obama doesn't have a chance" lmao!!

[11ThreeDaysGrace11]

666 thank you! XD

[Rasenshuriken90]

I managed to keep myself contained until he said "GEORGIA-A-A-A-A!!!"

[tacosumbraro]

lol every show he does he changes some of the lyrics

still pretty funny though

[Impartial15]

I love the way he's always changing random lines. Still extremely funny though.

[sandsiblings2]

never heard it sung this way but still hella funny

[MugenYomi]

what's he say before he starts singing but starts playing?

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

" that's fucking bullshit, i wouldn't be caught dead in GEORGIAAAAAA!!!"

Lmfao :D

[MrPie455]

666!

[beastsk8er13]

@IWantLindseyToWantMe HEY DUDE I USED 2 LIVE IN GEORGIA ITS NOT A BAD PLACE JUST DEPENDS WERE U R

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

@beastsk8er13 Um, can you not talk in all capitals? it makes you sound like you're either yelling at me or being creepy. please and thank you :)

[beastsk8er13]

@IWantLindseyToWantMe i knoi dint mean 2 my keebord was broke but i got a new 1

[zan117lol]

@IWantLindseyToWantMe

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah

georgia fail.....

[slugabug27]

haha, i looove the charlie daniels part!!!

[avth76]

*LOL* the funny thing is obama doesn't have good ideas....

[18091993]

I love how he changed the Boston Red Sox line.

[daddyleon]

What did he do?

I'm not familiar with that.

[18091993]

He changed it from "Boston Red Sox" to "Barack Obama".

[daddyleon]

Oh... but that's 1 syllable more.

The song is called "Boston Red Sox" too? I'll find it. (I know "Tessie" from "Dropkick Murphy's", but that's probably different.)

[1234nara]

k, he is in character singing AS the Devil. Saying That the devil IS for John McCain. Not him.

This song is hilarious!

[desr2395]

i love this version. i though the boston red sox comment was funny, but now he's got it right. that is the best line ever...."im the reason the barrack obama doens't have a chance" and id like to know what all the liberals who dont like that are gonna do about it... o wait, you cant do anything! hahhaha 666.

[kronos8675309]

moron...if Satan is saying he doesn't like Barack Obama, that doesn't mean Stephen is slamming liberals. Quite the opposite; he's saying John McCain was who Satan wanted to win, as far from liberal slamming as you can get.

[desr2395]

ok its a freakin joke you know what he means and you know what you said isnt it.

[kronos8675309]

lol i think u are a little challenged in the language department. Stephen Lynch is a liberal... look it up "His upbringing included liberalism as well as religion" -wp

[desr2395]

just because his upbrining was liberalism doenst make him a liberal

[truquesttojordan]

Yesh that's like saying I'm a Christian

[efletch91]

No, but there is a strong trend in political science between parent ideology and what you become. Psychologically few things actually are heavily influenced by parents, as evidenced by studies. Things like religion and political ideology are exceptions.

[FauxNom2]

"... Psychologically few things actually are heavily influenced by parents, as evidenced by studies. Things like religion and political ideology are exceptions. "

You're a dumbass. The studies show the exact opposite. Your parents' behaviors heavily influence just about everything you do, and it takes a lot of psychological and physical effort to remove them.

If you're a Psychology student, please enter another profession. Thanks.

[xarriluseth]

@FauxNom2

that is the empiricistic form of view yes. but there are many theories involving behaviour and all hold truth. how else would you eplain temper, reflexes, urges, etc. those are not influenced by parents. so he is in fact following another theory called nativism. so he knows what he is talking about and is just as right as you are.

[FauxNom2]

@xarriluseth

Temper and urges are more difficult to pin down to nature vs. nurture, yes. However, I never said that everything is exclusively nurture. My point was that parents very heavily influence progeny, and they do. Plus, I wouldn't put Temper or Urges past an inheritable, biological trait just yet. In recent lab studies they've shown that mice can inherit tendencies towards obesity if their parents were obese.

[heathjf]

@FauxNom2 ur a douche bag, bring ur psychology bullshit sumwhere else, why would you post this for a stephen lynch video? retard

[FauxNom2]

@heathjf

Ooh, I'm sorry I'm getting intelligence in-between your rampant misspellings and grammarical genocide! My bad! I shall reply in a manner you're brain has become accustomed to; "lol dis video iz funneeeeeeeeee lol!!!111!!" Feel better? Good. Wouldn't want to stretch that 7th grade reading level of yours.

[heathjf]

@FauxNom2 I cut words short because its faster to type that way, boner. It's people like you that make the comments page section on youtube pointless. You use it as your own personal forum because no one you know in real life gives a shit what you have to say, so you use the people that watch these videos as your audience. Stop getting so butt-hurt. There, can you read what I'm saying now fagget?

[FauxNom2]

@heathjf

Oh no, not attacks on my personal character! Get some new material nitwit. Maybe put some effort and creativity into your assertions, because considering that every mouth-breathing "sharp as a marble" 14-yo emo twit spouts the same all over the internet, assuming I'd take offense at something other than your bland predictability is a bad move on your part.

[heathjf]

@FauxNom2 What the fuck do you mean about "mouth-breathing"? Are you a retarded person?

[FauxNom2]

@heathjf

Slow witted, per common vernacular. No, I'm not. Other end of the spectrum. Also, my great thanks for actually utilizing proper grammar and spelling!

[InternetRocksMyWorld]

@FauxNom2

Really? On YouTube? On a comments page under the "Beelz" video? Do you really think this is a suitable place for an intellectual argument about psychology? I haven't seen all of your comments, so I'm not saying I'm doubting your arguments, just... there are so many better places to make them. You know?

[FauxNom2]

@InternetRocksMyWorld

Yes, there are better places to make them. A formal debate, research papers, classrooms, Psychology-oriented forums, etc. However, the low-IQ requirement for YouTube responses doesn't automatically make my replies a misfit. It just means I'll catch a lot of flak from the people who come here to bolster their own self-worth by finding intellectual or off-topic comments and banding together in an attempt to ostracize the poster and make them "rage."

[gehtomacgyver]

@FauxNom2 not only the way your mind thinks and acts but your physical features are also influenced by your parents or guardians.

[zan117lol]

@gehtomacgyver

haha fail to fauxnom2...

but i do get what faux is saying

[gehtomacgyver]

@zan117lol Why ? What did he fail at ?

[Vacketed18]

@FauxNom2 gtfo

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 What in the BLUE-FUCK does any of that shit have to do with how funny this song is? Save your morality arguments for private chats and just enjoy the damn video professor!

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

Hey dimwit, it wasn't a morality argument. Morals are the course of actions and decisions we choose that parable to what we think of as "Good" or "Evil." It was a developmental argument - specifically the nature vs. nurture debate that's rife throughout Psychology.

Stephen Lynch is a smart mofo, and HE knows the difference between a morality argument and a debate regarding academic hypothesis. His intelligence is part of why I listen to his kick-ass songs.

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 You actually replied .........really? Dude, get over it. This isn't a forum for psychology debates. Just enjoy the damn video egghead.

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

I'm not sure which of these I'm supposed to find insulting. That you're surprised I replied (as if you thought I wouldn't?), or that you tried to insult me with a term synonymous with "highly intelligent." YouTube's format is not my fault (I'd rather have everything contained in different threads). Of course, the irony here is, if you stop replying, I stop posting and arguing. With your smarts, though, we may be on a Mobius Strip of fun. So, let's see if you reply to this.

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 WOW Mobius, three whole syllables, I am impressed. Seriously, you actually want to get into this? I appreciate your theory "you stop, I stop", but really where's the fun in ending our little moronic pissing contest? OK so I did expect you to reply but no I wasn't trying to make you look stupid (as if you needed my help). I just wanted to point out how people like you use these forums to rant about shit that has nothing to do with the videos themselves. Get a life. The video rocks.

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

"Get a life." I haven't heard that one since the 90's. I also liked how you typed up an entire paragraph, then reserved the last three words to throw in a token compliment to the video so that you don't appear like a complete hypocrite.

If you don't want to read the arguments, thumb them down. It's that easy. If enough people agree with you, they go away.

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 This is fun. I just checked your profile for more ammunition. Unfortunately, you have no photo, no subscribers, no uploads, and no friends. Basically, you are the type of douchebag who gets off on being an insulting crotchstain anonymously. You're not even man enough to show your face when talking out of your ass. And you're calling me a hypocrite.

"thumb them down" GEEE, never thought of that! If you're going to continue this moronic crusade at least come up with something original.

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

Or a bit of Occam's razor here - I made an account so I could modify the maturity settings and actually watch videos like Beelz. Your hypothesis is good, too, though. PM me and I'll be happy to give you my name, city, and aliases on other sites you can reach me at. Hypocrite? No. Just practical.

You could, yourself, create multiple accounts, and flag all of my posts to get them off - but you don't.

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 LMAO! You actually think I want to know all of your personal info? Honestly, I just enjoy stringing idiots like you along with pointless banter just to exploit your stupidity.

I'm aware of the fact I can "flag" posts, but really where would the fun be in that? If I flagged everyone I didn't agree with I wouldn't meet such charming morons like yourself? Besides, I don't give a shit enough to go to all the trouble.

Thanks for the reply. I love the smell of a fresh target in the morning.

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

No, I actually never thought that. However, it's an interesting technique to imply my hypocrisy and then devalue the very information you used as the basis for that argument. Interesting, though ineffective.

Ah, the bravado is impressive, though. Completely unfounded, but impressive. With your ego and wit, I'm surprised this hasn't devolved into running "your mom" jokes. I wonder - can I bait you into another response? Let's see...

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 Bravado? Seriously, you're one to talk. I think we can both agree I'm not the only one waving an arrogant flag of "ego" in all of this. Don't kid yourself, your smug and cocky swagger comes straight out of a comic book (though Lex Luthor had better dialogue).

No, I have no interest in the "your mom" angle. Despite our pointless jousts, I must admit you're beginning to bore me. That is unless you can come up with a valid point or credible argument. I highly doubt it though.

[FauxNom2]

@ironfae

That would be a "yes - yes I can."

[ironfae]

@FauxNom2 That's it..........seriously........? (sigh) I rest my case. Thanks for being predictably lame nimrod.

[ArgumentEnder]

@ironfae THANK YOU!

[ironfae]

@ArgumentEnder My pleasure!

[drlittle123]

@FauxNom2 =\ Psychology is a gray area. Different Psychologists found different results for each study for or against each topic.

Some think that the parents are there to influence who influences you.

Some think that the parents rule what their children will do with an iron fist.

[wiccanXexodus]

@drlittle123 the problem with psycologists is they cantt interview every person in the world and i hate how people think things apply to EVERYONE but im glad u understand tht there is more than one opinion

[pigfarts100]

@FauxNom2 hahaha yer just like you parent how your parented O_o shit i feel really fuckin' sorry for his kids

[bellboy1996]

wikipedia sucks

[desr2395]

and if he was a liberal, i think he would be a little more politically correct

[efletch91]

This doesn't make any sense. Political correctness is not even a necessary or intrinsic part of liberalism . . .

Also, go listen to his song "America."

[DoesThisOffendYou]

ha you got your comment removed twice :P what'd you say that was so horrendous?

[desr2395]

no i took it off

[DoesThisOffendYou]

oh my bad

[wiccanXexodus]

@DoesThisOffendYou i love your user name

[Yakushii]

"I got little clovin hooves that make it kinda hard to ski"

My fave line in that song =)

[EBbROTHERS]

this is funny

[Xx5tempyxX]

This dude is so freaking funny.

[thanegrohero]

'fuck charlie daniels' xD

[Douwant2play]

Like this version more, to bad his wish didn't come true

[haircaptian11]

fuck that obamas what this country needs

[haircaptian11]

wow that the best damn come back you got....oh wait your a republican your to brain dead to think of one

[deltawolf1124]

cuz hes doin a lot right?

[haircaptian11]

it never works its only works in therey

[Ovanteeri]

OH really? Another Communist? I was wondering if I've ever meet another one. Do you follow Marxism or Stalinism?

[haircaptian11]

dude you messeged the wrong dude im democrate the other dush bag is the commy

[AlexCloud2275]

lol never heard this version of it before...lol

thnx for the upload

[demobabe]

that was bad ass!!

[americanidiotgirl]

but now Obama is Pres, so his wish didn't come true!

[ShadowsClash1996]

he can still fuck up

4 more years baby

[haircaptian11]

fuck that obamas what this country needs

[ollieb12319]

lol your right

communism obviously doesnt work and republicans are redneck assholes but all of your are missing the point

ITS A JOKE RETARDS

and a rather funny one at that :D

[haircaptian11]

hey hey hey i know that

[rustismyfavcolor]

hey whats wrong with being a redneck huh

[desr2395]

republicans are redneck assholes are they? explain to me why.