Streeter Theeter: Phantom of the Kitchen

[RandomMetalGuy666]

fucking hell this guys an epic actor

[xxangelsbloodxx]

GAG me with a spoon!!!

[roflmao1616mkay]

The Phantom is just plain awesome xD

[jokonsch]

Josh and Streeter are actors easily capable of playing in any hollywood movie.

[maddietify]

@jokonsch And Amir is the only one who has lol

[TheWjoker333]

it kinnda buummes me out



[Joepanger]

CRUNCHBERRIES!

[vijaygodard]

0:53 A PHANTOM BEHIND THE PHANTOM!

[scrivz827]

anybody realize that this is different than the version on the website?

[DeusExNihilum]

@scrivz827 This is true. But this version is better.

[CrutonSan]

CRUNCH BERRIES!

[cocaineJim]

you killed jesus? Hey! I helped him with his own destiny

[jonathonthevampire]

You forgot your FARTBURGER!!!" lmao

[mosesman444]

CRUNCHBERRIES!



[woodpigeon66]

CRUNCH BERRY!!

[OminousSquid]

No clue why people say they miss her. She was one of the least funniest ones in any of the CH videos.

[Ogidamanisha]

that mask IS WAY TO SMALL for his face

[jonathonthevampire]

HOLY SH!T!!!! He KILLED JESUS!!!

[Crembrulelelelelele]

@jonathonthevampire JESUS KILLED HIMSLEF, HE merely helped him reach his destiny

[jonathonthevampire]

@Crembrulelelelelele I was just joking anyway. I love this phantom dude he is hilarious. And yeah I guess your right.

[cr7owns]

DWIGHT SCHRUTE!!!

[IJustWatchVideosHere]

I miss Sarah on CH. T___T

[Facepalm67]

@IJustWatchVideosHere SHE'S GONE?!?!?! D:

[IJustWatchVideosHere]

@Facepalm67 Yup. She left CH months ago. I think she became a writer for the SNL.

[Facepalm67]

@IJustWatchVideosHere Aw that makes me very sad. :(

[sharsasuke01]

STREETER IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

[LOLHICRONO]

make your palette cum LOL

[AlmostLikeLife]

CRUNCH BERRY!

[newsboysflood]

I like that everyone comments on the Dwight Schrute bit.

[smeagol102]

awesome



[TheAid1995]

What am i dwit shrewt?

[weezyfcrazy23]

@TheAid1995 dwight schrute***

[ReLLeNTLeSS21]

the phantoms judas!!??

[reptarthegreat666]

let me cook you something that will make your palette cum!

[GeneDz]

I know the way that woman talks is for comedic effect, but it's fucking annoying. In real life when somebody complains about something they adopt the same tones and hand gestures she did. C'mon people, if you want your friends regard you as an intelligent person STOP doing that thing. Especially you people who don't speak English as main language, it's not cool.

[RissyRoman]

press 6

[Blubarry123]

...You killed Jesus didn't you? yes, im a christian but no, i didnt find that the slightest bit offensive

[Mcgritzner]

Why must genuine humor be ruined with spiritual offense?

Every Joke on my my Savior has implications further than you cam imagine.

Be without it, and be better off.

[SgtPepper613]

Ahhh autumntree2011 shut up you post that stupid comment on every hardly working video.

[dormanmax]

CRUNCH BERRIES!!!

[thefarheensauce]

I don't have a beet farm, WHAT AM I, DWIGHT SCHRUTE?!

[blackmistnight]

CRUNCH BERRIES!

[claudsias]

What am I Dwight shrute?!

[carrrrrillo]

1:08

HUSK.

[djstrop]

What am I Dwight Schrute?!!

HILARIOUS

[julianthemastercheif]

GAHHHHHH!!!!..........did you say hosanna?

[bonkuraysan]

CRUNCHBERRY!!!!!!!

[Birdfrontier]

thumbs up for dwight.

[Taters725]

CRUNCH BERRY!

[TheThreeWeavers]

That's it. As soon as I'm moving into my flat I'm having a phantom feast!

[Rasputan151030]

im an atheist

[colourfulwithaU]

@Rasputan151030

Good for you...now what the fuck does that have to do with this video? Shut the fuck up.

[MrTimmofy]

I don't understand why Sarah is angry at him "killing Jesus"...after all the scripture said that he had to die...and I want his mask lol

[Boogawes]

@MrTimmofy Hmm, approximately how old is the Phantom then?

[MrTimmofy]

@Boogawes The world may never know...

[Boogawes]

@MrTimmofy The CH Phantom met Jesus, so CHP had to have been born in at least 4-6 AD since Jesus was born in 6-4 BC. If we determine Jesus' human-form age as though He were always in an imperfect human body and He was born in 4 BC, He is 2015 years old. CHP is ten years younger, at least, making him 2005 years old. Add two years to each and Jesus would be 2017 years old and the CHP would be 2007 years old. As Jesus is God, we cannot know for sure His true age, but CHP's is easier to guess.

[MrTimmofy]

@Boogawes Good theory. But my question is how did the phantom kill Jesus if he died on the cross? Conspiracy theory!!!

[colourfulwithaU]

@MrTimmofy

Well, Sarah's last name is Schneider, so she's probably Jewish. Jews don't believe that Jesus was the messiah, and that therefore his crucifixion was not necessary. Just speculating.

[Aulieuo]

:D

so many great lines in this video

"one shrimp...hello!"

"could you husk this coconut for me?"

[Raider768]

I have never laughed so hard at a College humor video before.

[limegreendonkey77]

2:36 Random guy in the background staring at them...

[BadMacaroni]

I thought that was a sport chek bag

[erinmay94]

Gag me with a spoon, I forgot my lamb shank!

[blackburnt1000]

is it weird that i want phantom's hat

[Scyfed]

@blackburnt1000 I want it too.

[MissLaughALot9799]

Crunch Berry! roflmao

[F1R1NMAHLAZAH]

@wonderhappyness the phantom is immortal

[ShadowCloak789]

That's still terrible though

[ShadowCloak789]

Lol you forgot your fart burger

[luvzbearz44]

Who's on Jake's screen saver at 0:02 lol?

[CherryBlossoms241]

I just started watching phantom today, it was cool!

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

1:45 thats some resident evil 4 shit.

[winkerblinkerjizz]

NO IT WAS GOING TO BE A GARNISH, LIKE ON TOP CHEFF

gimme that, your doing it wrong...

[ThreatofDoom]

0:52 Watch the ghost in the back disappear.. OOOooOOoOO

[lupita645]

JUDAS=phantom of the office

[falsinar]

CRUNCH BERRIES!

[U2beAdict]

He put Jesus on a cross I m gonna hunt the phantom down bit streeter is fine I only want the phantom

[thetrueawesomeeric]

"that will make your pallet cum

god, that is crass

[LilDmWearingBiatch]

that man...killed himself

[wonderhappyness]

you're fucking sick man i watched you video intoxeicated and it traumatized me with you killing jesus

you're sick man just sick i hope you die

[twi5tedlemonz]

@wonderhappyness LOL



[livearoundlava]

Sarah's got a PC :D

[POWERISPAIN]

wat did he do that bummed him out?

[holadios08]

@POWERISPAIN He killed Jesus.

[bradas128]

@holadios08 he killed himself

[TwistyBox]

One shrimp "HALLO"

[Mistoffelees11]

CRUNCHBERRY!

[superspaceeggs]

cabbage, dont touch them.

[kicica13212]

@xathen63, that's exactly what I was gonna post! but, i know. if you're going to post the same comment twice, just post it once. if you're going to post the same comment twice, just post it once.

[i8yoCAKE]

0:52 fail, the girl in the backround is able to teleport

[pinkiducky]

@i8yoCAKE fail, that's not a girl(:

[xxxEPICGURLxxx]

1:41

[IamAFreakingGod]

office shoutout!

[savage642]

I thought Jesus in Hebrew was Jeshua

[danimoth2]

what was streeter going to do with figs + cabbage + 1 shrimp + olive juice + coconut + horse radish beet puree + crunch berry + lamb shank

[adairmorgan]

CRUNCH BERRRYYY!!!!!

[ChozoSpacePanda]

:D OMG I am eating Captain Crunch right now!!!!

[J3ssy0Jay]

WHAT AM I??! DWIGHT SCHRUTE?!??

[fussonxbox]

no wonder i failed religion class...

[xxangelsbloodxx]

GAG me with a spoon!!!

[RoyLFewkes]

Ive talked to one of my teachers like Phantom for an entire semester now. it scares the shit out of her!

[BigHandsMen]

shrim. hello!

[fuckeduplolipop]

i feel guilty for laughing

[PFiore38]

白話 [白话

[concavius]

Phantom is to Sarah as Amir is to Jake!

[LennonRevolution9]

oh my god i can NEVER keep myself from laughing when he's listing off the foods.

"one shrimp...HELLO!"

"could you husk that coconut for me?"

"CRUNCH BERRY!"

:D

[kpappletech]

Oh godͣ̋̏̀ͨ̿͒̚,̷̐͡ W̢͉̘͇͙͂̇͒ͩ̚͝Ḩ̛̖̪͈̘̥̏̎̑̾̈́͆͞Ăͯ­­̧̧̮̯̰͎͈̘̱Ţ̳͈̹̲͈̩̤̪̅ͣ͠ ̛̞̖̮ͣ̉̋̀ͦ͛̊̚ ̧̛͇͈͕̣̟̣̠ͪ̉ͯͫ̾̒ͭͫ͡H̨̳̯̲̻͖̫̒ͯͅͅ­­A͐͋̽̌V͌ͦ̂̀̉ͤ͛͛̌͆̈̊ͯ̓͂͂̒͝҉̭̦̗͕­͔­̜E͈̩͎̋ͮͤͮ͊̔ͭͧ͑ͩ͗͛̀̀͘­̜̙͖̘̺͓ͅ ̎̽ͯ͂͒ͤͭ̃͗͌̐͛͆͛̉̊̃̾ͩ҉͖̲͈̲͎͓͔̫̭ͅ­­̫̼̩̫͈͈̜̭I̴̶̶̗̯̳͍͑̿ͭ̏ͣͧ̍̾ͦ͆̓ͦ͘­͕­̼̭̰͍̥̼͙̬̩̼͎̞ ̵̣̹̜̗̩̻͇̱̖̻̈́ͣ̍̂̊͋͟͞ͅDͤ̃ͪ̊̔̓̽ͦͩ­­̢̮͖̬̫͍̳̱̦̬̤ͩ̊̈ͣ̀̀͢ͅÔ̴ͯ̀ͬͮ҉̀͜­̧­̳̪̲͔̙͓͔̲̼̼͈̜ͅNͥ̃ͥ́̿̐­̎́ͫ̐̍̓̌­ͦ͌­̷̳͕̱̞̪̹͙̲͇̙͓͈̫͢͡Eͮ̓̀͌ͩ̐ͯ̈̅̄­ͧ̐̈

[EWHRDIII]

@kpappletech I have no idea how you did that but it's bleeping awesome.

[cardiacthapoet]

Lmao "drop the far burger" hahaahjkfdjfhsalfdhasdof8ushah­ahahah

[echof0x]

Am I the only one that noticed that this episode was remade???

[UnReaL441]

@echof0x Ya man that's what i was thinking! thought i was crazy lol :D

[ItsARevengeThing]

the crunch berries box fixes itself halfway through.

[LMshiny]

Its funny how Sarah always hates Phantom but when they find something in common Phantom just ruins the moment.

[hotnoodle101]

Date? Erik does not date. Erik sings and kidnaps!

[doom1killer123]

Oh godͣ̋̏̀ͨ̿͒̚,̷̐͡ W̢͉̘͇͙͂̇͒ͩ̚͝Ḩ̛̖̪͈̘̥̏̎̑̾̈́͆͞Ăͯ­̧̧̮̯̰͎͈̘̱Ţ̳͈̹̲͈̩̤̪̅ͣ͠ ̛̞̖̮ͣ̉̋̀ͦ͛̊̚ ̧̛͇͈͕̣̟̣̠ͪ̉ͯͫ̾̒ͭͫ͡H̨̳̯̲̻͖̫̒ͯͅͅ­A͐͋̽̌V͌ͦ̂̀̉ͤ͛͛̌͆̈̊ͯ̓͂͂̒͝҉̭̦̗͕͔­̜E͈̩͎̋ͮͤͮ͊̔ͭͧ͑ͩ͗͛̀̀͘­̜̙͖̘̺͓ͅ ̎̽ͯ͂͒ͤͭ̃͗͌̐͛͆͛̉̊̃̾ͩ҉͖̲͈̲͎͓͔̫̭ͅ­̫̼̩̫͈͈̜̭I̴̶̶̗̯̳͍͕͑̿ͭ̏ͣͧ̍̾ͦ͆̓ͦ͘­̼̭̰͍̥̼͙̬̩̼͎̞ ̵̣̹̜̗̩̻͇̱̖̻̈́ͣ̍̂̊͋͟͞ͅDͤ̃ͪ̊̔̓̽ͦͩ­̢̮͖̬̫͍̳̱̦̬̤ͩ̊̈ͣ̀̀͢ͅÔ̴ͯ̀ͬͮ҉̧̀͜­̳̪̲͔̙͓͔̲̼̼͈̜ͅNͥ̃ͥ́̿̐­̎́ͫ̐̍̓̌ͦ͌­̷̳͕̱̞̪̹͙̲͇̙͓͈̫͢͡Eͮ̓̀͌ͩ̐ͯ̈̅̄ͧ̐̈­̷̴̛͉̩̦̻̦̯̠̬̭͙̞͛̒̅̾́?̌͗

[MadiMe123]

@doom1killer123 Your comment spazzes out when I scroll down.

[RawrItsLisa]

CRUNCH BERRIESSSSSSSSSS!

[ClipperPride24]

0:53 the guy in the background vanished.

[jobokevipoo]

HE REMINDED ME OF DWIGHT! and then she said it and i was like.... xD

[tbars23]

you killed jesus didnt you!

[Jcrusher89]

"What am I Dwight Shrought" lol

[travis94falle]

Gag me with a spoon is now my new saying

[travis94falle]

CRUNCH BERRY!!!:D

[catinator2]

o my god i laughed for five minutes straight at 1:14

[werewolvesrock57]

I like egg salad

[NH4CHO]

LMAO at 1:59 with CC it says "fetus happens don't trust them ..."

[Otzil]

oh my god i like top chef too

YOU KILLED JESUS!?!?!?!

[DodecahedronHead]

Figs...Cabbage DONT touch them...

[sparrowminion]

Totes



[fwed1]

This is just jake and amir but sarah plays jake and phantom plays amir

[CommentWriter95]

JAKE said no to SARAH?? wtf??

[KatherinaW]

Streeter is such an honest guy. = ) 

[zleverette]

i dont have a beet farm! what am i Dwight shrute?!?! LOL

[Circa765]

let me cook you something that will make your palet cum

[MissMeron]

@Circa765 real original.

[EvilApple567]

I honestly felt bad for Sarah in the beginning :'(

[syds222]

totes.



[Skatingnoah]

Crunch Berry!

[HerrAirburst]

I thought he had a wife!?!?!

[bibtallica]

dwight! YAAAAAY!

[GencsTheTank]

one shrimp...HELLO!!!

[Wolfparade51]

Cabbage, don't touch that!

[AdonisFlip]

CRUUUNCHBERRY! LOL.

[casssie824]

I'm not even going to watch the videos anymore. I will just read the comments, they tell me everything in the video anyway...

[PutMeOnAPlane]

what am i dwight schrute?!?!?? <3 ahahahha

[birdbath318]

The Phantom reminds me of a porcelain WIll Ferrell.

[DrFishB0ne]

gag me with a spoon they forgot my lamb shank



[12Foofoo12]

"cabbage-- DON'T TOUCH THEM" Lolz

[PastorAndrew05]

Twist!!! The Phantom is Judas....that is awesome!

[BesiktasliMennan]

Thumps up if you got the 'The Office' reference..!

[unclesam1024]

CRUNCHBERRIES!

[OneHindo]

00:36 open flamshacks.. 00:37 closed flamshaks hehe!

[RockingMinors]

Dwight shrute awesome! But I didn't like the Jesus part. Not cool. †

[GorillaBorg]

@RockingMinors It was completely cool.

Get the crucifix out of your ass and lighten up.

[RockingMinors]

@GorillaBorg uhhh, no thanks. its good where it is ;)

[GorillaBorg]

@RockingMinors Alright, just tryin' to help another out, y'know how it is.

You have a good one, yeah?

[hdnrwn]

so the phantom....is judas iscariot...

[SturrStruck]

@hdnrwn You obviously know nothing. Every intelligent human know Phantom killed Jesus.

[samikitty1]

cabbage-- dont touch them.

[ferrsuree7]

GAG ME WITH A SPOON THEY FORGOT MY LAMB SHANK.

[Angemon4]

lol I knew he was going to say Dwight Shrute.

[kinkyrebel]

i love streeter! and whoa at the hairy nut.

[WarriorOfTheOldWays1]

jesus was ment to die.

[DaneAlexTV]

GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

[BravadoWolf]

CRUNCHBERRY!!!! XD

[789TheBeatles]

I love the office refference!

[NeptuneMS385]

Office reference? Epic win.

[gutenacht93]

totes

[hardyfan114]

YOU FORGOT YOURE FART BURGER!!!! douche

[Byniabynia]

I love how he is at every major event in history, and has some major part in all of them

[Byniabynia]

I love how everything in history that was devistating and horrible he was the main guy that caused it and carried it out.

[loyalfalconflutist]

What am I? Dwight?

[applepieindesky]

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