DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL. WAR IN ISRAEL, READ PSALMS 83 AND EZEKIEL 38 and 39.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE)REPENT!READ THE BIBLE,MATTHEW 24–GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.HE IS COMING!
lolol i love this !!!! if anyone wants to watch some silly stupid videos you can check mine out...im putting up more soon... and they will be better ;) lol
would anyone be interested in buying a smosh shirt ill sell really cheap i have a exclamation in mens medium, pokemon in mens large, and the neighbor in mens large. Ill sell for a cheap price i can put them on ebay if u would like since i know selling on youtube is really sketchy. If ur interested send me a message thanks.
my a favorite line was TELEPORTING TELEPORTING TELEPORTING FAT GUY
cookiemonster44441 58 minutes ago in playlist Favorite videos
0:29 He was so damn thirsty, he forgot to take the cap off of the bottle!
BillyAndRobbie 2 hours ago
when this glove hits 88 miles in hour,,,your gonna see some real sh*t
MDJeez888 4 hours ago
That is a pretty cool mustache...not gonna lie
mmosher98 5 hours ago
Still watching in 2012? I think so...
mmosher98 5 hours ago
Ian looks like Ben Stiller
Willhell2000i 10 hours ago
I love teleporting fat guy !!!
ArnoldJarrell 16 hours ago
that fat guy sucks at singing
legionisill 19 hours ago
You can see the fat guys nipples
mistermoneyshot123 20 hours ago
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you can see his nipples :)
mistermoneyshot123 20 hours ago
you can see his nipples lol :)
mistermoneyshot123 20 hours ago
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you can see his nipples lol :)
mistermoneyshot123 20 hours ago
you can see his nipples lol :)
mistermoneyshot123 20 hours ago
after all that the fat guy lost some pounds
citylightsish 20 hours ago
The cool mustache was a nice touch
xXMusicalLifeXx 1 day ago
good video! :D
metalbladey123 1 day ago
i remember i watched this once when i was high... i freaked out so bad
whateverlzzm 1 day ago
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Im watching this in 152 B.C. on my iStone
redviper98 1 day ago
PUNCH YOU IN TO FAT GUY
NoobsSince1903 1 day ago
i've got this strange feeling that this video was made for 90's kids ;)
smosh ftw
oh, and fuck you sopa and acta :P
RedRad1990 1 day ago
why does this have so many dislikes! oh yeah,that damn neighbore!
froo13 1 day ago
i watch like 10 time !
papougnet 1 day ago
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0:37 - 0:44
The best Part, Thumbs up if u agree :)
MrFurryGamer 2 days ago
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MrFurryGamer 2 days ago
2nd best song they made (1st is The legend of Zelda Rap) :3
clairecardona 2 days ago
i made my mom watch this :3 she calls he crazy cause in allways singing this now she sings this xD
twinkyhoho 2 days ago
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Ian: O.o)? What the...
Anthony: (o_O! Mom!?
Charlie: (o.o)... need....booze..
Charlie Sheen: TIGER BLOOD!!
Charlie Brown: FUCK FOOTBALL!!
Chris Brown: Yup, i smacked that B**CH
Chris Griffen: *Grabs twinkie* Im gona turn you into poo.
Teleporting Fat-guy: Sup guys im thirsty
Cool-aid Man: OH YEAAAA!!!
Me:...O_O
Alonsos305 2 days ago
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Alonsos305 2 days ago
Wow they were both sexy
MonsterElCookie 2 days ago
Hes wearing the power glove!!! I hate that thing.
MinkNyu 2 days ago
is it on ITunes?
WildWestBudgie 3 days ago
Gay too
13randomkids 3 days ago
teleporting gay boy
Fayzal19 3 days ago
Free rofls 1:03
TheRsfreak999 3 days ago
8 882 are fat people that cant teleport ! Thumbs up if u agree :D
TheRsfreak999 3 days ago
@TheRsfreak999 hey im fat and i cant teleport! but i still thumbs it up! :D
twinkyhoho 2 days ago
teleporting black guy is waaayyy better
therealwimpykid1 3 days ago
I LOVE IANS HAOR LIKE THT!!!!!
MsRiley1998 3 days ago 16
@MsRiley1998 i agree ian should keep his hair like that
cookiemonster44441 59 minutes ago in playlist Favorite videos
what happened to ians hair??!!
TheSeverson1 3 days ago
With a cool mustache....
MrMrpetkiller 3 days ago
Just kidding because that's not a store
sawxbawx247 4 days ago
Omg I been to the store behind them
sawxbawx247 4 days ago
Lol nice Rick Astley hair Ian
SketchyBomber14 4 days ago
I watching this in 2012 because i'm a Normal guy :)
Goukazaru93 4 days ago
is that his "cool" costume or he doesn't have one ? :D
p.s he is such a dick
RCnerd75 (anonymous)
RCnerd75 4 days ago
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DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL. WAR IN ISRAEL, READ PSALMS 83 AND EZEKIEL 38 and 39.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE)REPENT!READ THE BIBLE,MATTHEW 24–GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.HE IS COMING!
ENTERRAPTURE20 4 days ago
Fuck Batman, Im the Teleporting Fat Guy!
LordTourettes100 4 days ago
this reminds me of an enderman...
IceDemon98 4 days ago
moobs
ElleEstTrois 4 days ago
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i love this song
Supercupcakequeen15 5 days ago
Kinda fun that someone fat actually makes fun of himself x3
FudgeofDoom 5 days ago
lyrics are so hard :)
PoyrazUltra 5 days ago 24
i hate "thumbs up if" comments, they´re just stupid -.-
btw the teleporting fat guy song is really cool, especially the music
CLuigiplayer 5 days ago
at 0:57 teleporting fat guy does a nice tour jeté!
sheseeslight 5 days ago
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This was my first Smosh video!
vinmasc101 5 days ago
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lolol i love this !!!! if anyone wants to watch some silly stupid videos you can check mine out...im putting up more soon... and they will be better ;) lol
iareandyy 5 days ago
crap that is fat god who would like him
sueg175 5 days ago
lulz
Magmaminer123 5 days ago
Everyone please see my UFO videos!
RealUFOfan 6 days ago
press:
1 for fat guy teleport behind that guys
2 for fat guy teleport away
3 for fat guy teleport again behind and steal water
4 for im the teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy
5 for power glove
6 for yeaah
7 for punch that guy in face
and that's it XD
RemBaA 6 days ago
@asianqtip it's because you're Asian
gwyd619 6 days ago
fun game - 1. press pause
2. throw an insult at teleporting fat guy
3. press play
4. press 6
emjaabel98 6 days ago
ian, your hair looks so good like that!!!
emjaabel98 6 days ago
tellaportin fat guy: Y U NO LOSE WEIGHT?
TheRmoore69 6 days ago
lol this fat guy is a fucking fat.
Mafia2DLC 6 days ago
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HOW DO YOU MAKE SUCH GREAT VIDEOS?
I try to make videos on my channel similar to yours and I think they're funny but when other people watch them they say they suck.
What is your secret?
asianqtip 6 days ago
thumbs up for ian has a gay haircut
funkyhotsause 6 days ago
ian's hair is beautiful :,)
ianlazy 1 week ago
@ianlazy thats ian wow
theawsomeman1234 1 week ago
how come every smosh video i watch there is a video on the side that says hot girls on teen cribz
TheGesock 1 week ago
This was 4 years ago, he would now be considered "heavy set" by today's standards.
Drpatrick777 1 week ago
well..that clears it up
hahamerawesome 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
that fat dude better not come to my bus stop if he does ill be teleporting funny guy
MrAppreciater 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos
thumbs up if going to the mountaians got u to here
aplough88 1 week ago
That was a cool mustache
Funnystarr3 1 week ago
i have feard bus stopes ever since
DaBoss7712 1 week ago
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me and all of my friends sing this song during the entire lunch period and everyone looks at us like we're completely insane, i love it
sarahlulubells 1 week ago
me and all of my friends sing this song during the entire lunch period and everyone looks at us like we're completely insane
sarahlulubells 1 week ago
i wonder how this made teleaporting fat guy feel??? huh huh??
taytay1927 1 week ago
O.o this guy made me want to vomit.
cherryblossom2466 1 week ago
Waaw nintendo power glove that is so shit xD
maryetab 1 week ago
thumbs up because i said so !
STUPID131911 1 week ago
Thumps up if your watching this in 10,000 B.C. with you IStone.... who cares?
Th3R3alPr0 1 week ago
hes not fat, hes chubby :D
pizz5678 1 week ago
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lol stop singing my ears are bleeeding haha syc
brendajnorris 1 week ago
i like beans...
blindhippo101 1 week ago
Wtf sparkle doll u desperate fag
ThekidsJackass1 1 week ago
One hundred thumbs up and I will make a video of me running on my street like crazy
SparkleDoll2162 1 week ago
He's wearing a Powerglove!
1thepieman 1 week ago
What the hell did I just watch...with a mustache;)
TheMSUSpartans1 1 week ago
100 thumbs up and i'll do ths in public!!!
LAMASCANDRIVE 1 week ago
@LAMASCANDRIVE u r a thumps up whore.
sasuke423ful 1 week ago
@sasuke423ful thumps up? What are you talking about? "Thumps?" I don't understand what a thumps up is.
MetalRock7777 1 week ago
Why does everybody beg for thumbs how about ppl just say somthing funny.
FRUITYNITE 1 week ago
Teleporting fat guy makes me think of what Carl's, from ATHF, Illegitimate child would look like in his teens.
UrvineSpiegel 1 week ago
If Chuck Norris uses the Power Glove ... OMFG
ty3700 1 week ago
Oh my gosh!He has man boobs!!!!
GirLubber 1 week ago
MAN BOOBS!!!
GirLubber 1 week ago
seth rogan
cameron3323 1 week ago
flabby flabby flabby fat guy flabby flabby flabby fat guy with FOUR FLABS?!?!?!?!!?!??
SakuraBloomGirl 1 week ago
I'll make it fast to get to the song 0:37
FlyoO0 1 week ago
engineer teleporting heavy?
ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM :D
spyrightbehindyou 1 week ago
TELEPORTING FAT GUY WITH A COOL MOUSTACHE!!!!
Kirbydude52 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you are watching this in 20-SHUT UP!!
rockband109 1 week ago 80
thumbs up if anthonys resurection got you here
nipplefriction1 1 week ago
Burt Reynolds made 8875 accounts
irving0judgement 1 week ago
Vortex manipulator?
TWLOHAnicole 1 week ago
is it weird if I think the teleporting fat guy looks cute nowadays? (I saw him in one of The older Ian is Bored videos)
badnewsballet 1 week ago
0:37
FlyoO0 1 week ago
EPIC MUSTASH
magicbananapudding 1 week ago
the "thumbs up if" thing
BoykoMix 1 week ago
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Thumbs up if you hate comments on videos saying "thumbs up if ur watching in 2012."
oZeCGaming 1 week ago
thumbs up if ur watching this in 2026 because your a teleporting fat guy
cyko1231 1 week ago 197
@cyko1231 Does the future look nice?
YouWillNotClickHere 1 week ago
@cyko1231 you're, GOSH!
CineBoxStudio 1 week ago
Ians hair in this is just...unfff~<3
DomoDomo64 1 week ago
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if you love your mom repost to 20 other videos.A girl didnt and her mom died 365 days later.
killerpiefy 1 week ago
Where is the teleporting fat guy now?? He's heavy, but I think he dances pretty good.
Erikatakimoto 1 week ago
0:37
XxNOOBKILLA44 1 week ago
Teleporting Fat Guy is both creepy and bad ass!
bige81892 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
I LOVE IANS HAIR HERE!! :)
ekieki786 2 weeks ago in playlist Music Videos
I kinda miss the old smosh...
xXGIJanieXx 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if Starwars31975 got 69 Lol xD
MineCraftAndMM 2 weeks ago
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thumbs up if you are watching this in 2014
TechBrosNation 2 weeks ago
I sung this in the hallway at school xD stuck in my head for weeks
MsNicolestarr 2 weeks ago 3
thumps up if ur watching in 2310
JHEVR 2 weeks ago in playlist Music Videos 3
It's the power glove!!!!!!
tf2polevaulter 2 weeks ago
ians best haircut so far ;D
RhazarLp 2 weeks ago
*dying of laugh*
lolzeeVideos 2 weeks ago
I <3 SMOSH!
TheJjSQUAREpants 2 weeks ago
WTF
henrytheskier1 2 weeks ago
Anthony has A Boner 0_0 0:13
EpiicFoot 2 weeks ago
This is before Ian had long hair!!
Jfreshh1337 2 weeks ago
punch you in the fat guyy!!!
sarahlulubells 2 weeks ago
@thotome found it its on the 5th row 9th to the left
maddiesmail00 2 weeks ago
find the d
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
thotome 2 weeks ago
@thotome found it.
CuteNeko12 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if going to the mountains got u here
thotome 2 weeks ago 53
Aww Teleporting Fat Guy is so cute :')
AlexAmyGilbert 2 weeks ago
imagine this in slo mo
CodKidz123 2 weeks ago
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am i only who thinks the telporting fat guy is not only not fat but really cute as well
pearla1234 2 weeks ago
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pearla1234 2 weeks ago
Whenever someone mentions teleporting, I think of this song, and it gets stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
FukaDesuNoto 2 weeks ago
I thought it was time traveling fat guy
airforcemorg 2 weeks ago
Teleporting fat guy with a cool mustache!!!!!! Yaaay. 😃
popopipi1278 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 3037, because your awesome enough to have a time machine.
SAMEGOS 2 weeks ago 2
Haha I got the view amount
bb574736 2 weeks ago
Giggety
RAFcooldude7 2 weeks ago
im6,465,515
pickleboy443 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if your the 6,465,515'th viewer
XxXImitchyXxX 2 weeks ago 2
yup an ordinary day in life of the guys which are waiting an stupid bus .....
HALVyyy 2 weeks ago
Teleporting awesome guy.
Sxrillez 2 weeks ago
2008 was a good year for Smosh. <3
1RedDash 2 weeks ago
thumbs up for bad lip syncing..
angelaclavey 2 weeks ago
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would anyone be interested in buying a smosh shirt ill sell really cheap i have a exclamation in mens medium, pokemon in mens large, and the neighbor in mens large. Ill sell for a cheap price i can put them on ebay if u would like since i know selling on youtube is really sketchy. If ur interested send me a message thanks.
dcsktr4296 2 weeks ago
press 4 for the beginning of the song :3
hevyweps321 2 weeks ago
teleporting skinny guy???
hevyweps321 2 weeks ago
poy
smilewitherain 2 weeks ago
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this vid is SO FUCKING fail!
kimelimen 2 weeks ago
his nipples O.O........ nuff said
MISSCooCooGaL 2 weeks ago
I moustache you a question fatguy..
But I'm shaving it for later..
TheUnderjorden1 2 weeks ago
Ian doesnt have his bowl haircut!
allygator824 2 weeks ago
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the2peopleteam 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if ur watching in 2012
starwars31975 2 weeks ago 147
@starwars31975 SHUT UP
synthetic115 2 weeks ago
@starwars31975 no dunbass i'm watching this in 1002029 bc on my istone
telephone2311 2 weeks ago
@starwars31975 I'm watching in 3055 so there!
RAIm0mToo 2 weeks ago
@starwars31975 Nah, im watching it in 1945 you dumbass.
XiKiilzziX 2 weeks ago
@XiKiilzziX best comment ever and yeah that is pretty obvious we are whatching in 2012 you have a point
moodaddy5 2 weeks ago
@starwars31975 nope 200 BC on my istone sorry mate
Auzzycommando 1 week ago
@starwars31975 nope im watching this in 3000
MrWario3 1 week ago
@starwars31975 your such a thumbs up douche bag whore because obviously if were watching this now its 2012.... jackass
sackjack22 1 week ago
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Esmosh666 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos
@starwars31975 no we are watching this in effing 1785 you retard. :< how stupid are we god
moodaddy5 1 week ago
click l l l
RandomIdiot105 2 weeks ago
8871 people were punched in the fat guy
icecoldjam96 2 weeks ago
@CHAINSWING91 oh cool
yuzay16 2 weeks ago
This was my status for a week on Facebook:) I love the Teleporting Teleporting Teleporting Fat Guy!!!! (with a cool mustache :{D
ktisawesomelike 2 weeks ago
MUSTACH
magicbananapudding 2 weeks ago
LMFAO!!
skaterdude1596 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if the AVGN brought you here
MrNicknani 3 weeks ago
i want to here the full song
nic123dk 3 weeks ago