Death by Particle Accelerator

[UBConquered]

death by shitty camera

[LabyrinthSounds]

end of the universe? lolol u numb skull :P there are loads of huge black holes already :P

[dustjam82]

@LabyrinthSounds Like I said many times, this is made up. Don't you read the comments?

[kingroy97]

what kind of fucking camra are you using



[lukorcis]

can somebody make retard filter please for all of these non thinking monkeys....

[FredPilcher]

Idiots. They'll always be with us.

[nathan82206]

they did create a black hole, it's in a vacuum chamber somewhere in Antarctica, they plan to launch it trillions of miles away (sometime in 2014) before it's too much for the 3 billion dollar state of the art chamber to handle.

[lucim101]

Whahaha Nuget

[nimaajutube]

lol... what an idiot.. i hate you! lol

[nimaajutube]

lol... what an idiot..

[blackjack87NZ]

IDIOT!!!!!

[TheAzzzazzzazzz]

if you are serious, you have already established that you don't know anything about the science involved, so don't spread falsity about hyper-impossibilities...

[Emejapazco]

KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD STILL!

Man that was so annoying.

[dustjam82]

@Emejapazco it's part of the video numb nuts. I was acting paranoid, get it?

[sti8u]

@dustjam82 Well you didn't sound paranoid so moving your head around had no effect.

[Super73VW]

@dustjam82 Looks more like you have mild tourettes!

[orangejuice410404]

Cloverfield style lol

[asinine81]

there is a chance that the particle accelerator at CERN can open a black hole but it would be so small it wouldnt do anything to us. what their looking for is called a gravitron. A particle of gravity that that will disappear into a different dimension. in hopes to help prove string theory correct! im sure they are working on other things like anti-matter but thats what ive heard. if im wrong please correct me.

[sun5hine]

You're very funny :) I particularly enjoy when u say : "I am no scientist, and don't know what exactly this device does or what it brings to science but WHAT I DO KNOW is this device has the potential to open up a big enough black hole in space and swallow the earth" LOLOL well done, nice video!

[dustjam82]

I am glad you found it funny. I didn't intend to make it funny, but I guess if it is, that's great. I made the video as a fantasy response to the all the hype surrounding the particle accelerator. I point out to people that it isn't a real video, it's made up, but they still don't get it.

[sun5hine]

What do you mean you don't intend to make it funny?! There is obviously a great side to it which is humouristic and seems to show sarcasm. Otherwise what? You really live in so much fear that technology will swallow us up? Itls science man! Not a great almighty unknown power that is meant to protect us but never shows up. Fear not bro! Danger has always been the sandbox of humanity and ignorance the poison of all races.

[dustjam82]

True, we are all going to die somebody, so why not embrace the unknown of science?

[censorshipIsFutile]

@dustjam82 Very true, we are all going to die somebody... the only question is who???

[honblue92]

@censorshipIsFutile LOL!!



[honblue92]

@dustjam82 I agree



[mefreakshow]

Another right-wing scare tactic. Next UFOs on the moon.

[jackmonky88]

Why do you keep looking around?

[sk8andfootball]

hes scared his mom will take her camcorder back

kidding

[dustjam82]

ha ha good one! the camera is mine dude!

[Travman1970]

Don't quit your day job.

Thanx for that comic relief.

[dustjam82]

oh good, you understood that the video was made up, a lot of people are stupid enough to think that they thought I was actually serious about the particular accelerator.

[ProConstitutioner]

dude, it may cause the end of earth, but not the universe, we have black holes all over the universe.

[ProConstitutioner]

what do you keep staring at? are you on shrooms? the knomes are outside eh?

[levogiro]

in the very moment you say 'scientific device' you lose all credibility... it's sounds like something sayed by an ignorant southern dixie..

[dustjam82]

if you really think this was real or thought it was based on facts, your wrong. this was just a science fiction video that was make believe. if you really took it seriously, I am sorry to disappoint you.

[ferdonandebull]

Yeah remember Y2K? God that was some funny shit too.....

[asajasdnfo]

science is more than you can understand . so if you dont know shit or you know something about something ... dont dare to discuss about the subject

[dustjam82]

you ever heard of make believe or fantasy? don't take everything so seriously bud.

[rakicdj]

Idiot!!!

[screaminjd]

WTF?

[againstas]

YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NolanWhite]

For one if i'm correct a blackhole the size of a particle which is what this thing "could" create would be so small that is would be nothing more than a slight gravitional fluxuation which would be so weak that that the earth's own gravity could break it down, thus evaporating. Although i'm not a scientist, but even if i were, i could not say that "this will not happen" cause i don't know for sure right.

Something can go wrong creating a ring shaped nuke! (shivers)

[Demetrei]

i could be wrong, but if im not mistaken what a black hole does it suck up everything (in lamens terms) and thus growing exponentialy. if said black hole was created the world wouold be sucked up so fast no one would see it coming. i believe thast what i read when they were going to do this experiment

[swirlyeyes]

it's not going to create any black hole at all. the BHs need to have a certain mass (maybe a supergiant star) before it's own gravitational forces can sustain it's existence.

it's just a few particles. what we'll be getting is antimatter and that would probably at the very most blow the device in the room apart.

[mhoustoninteg]

Youre a dumbass. A particle accelerator can cause a black hole but it would be the size of a.... you guessed it a particle which would evaporate in seconds some dumbass already took it to court and the case was thrown out because it was a dumb argument what you should really be worried about the strange matter p.s. there is no god just dumb people that dont understand physics so they think it is magic

[dogeymon83]

When the end comes, it will be in God's hands, not ours.

[ferdonandebull]

So now your the arbitrator on how god works.....

Damn I guess moses and jesus was not instruments of god.....

[widreunited]

whatt

[qubixrube]

Youre no scientist

[NeTumor]

your no scientist and know nothing abouth the positive feedback we will receive from the accelerator yet you seem to think you know about the black holes it can produce...

[vpowell1456]

The particle accelerator is simply going to give answers to questions about the big bang. It will not cause a black hole to open because some atoms are being smashed together. It is mathematically implausible. If, by chance, a black hole does open, it will instantly (less than a nanosecond) collapse. This is mathematically PROVEN. The world is not going to stop spinning, and life will not cease to exist from this experiment or some mysterious magic crap in 2012. Study the facts.

[dejangex]

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[alexbrokke]

2012 planet x will pass so close to earth we don't know what effect it will have 4 us. Some say it will cause the earth 2 stop spinning,

[SamusEric]

This is ridiculous, we should not go through with this at all. The risk of the experiment isn't that likley but still a bad chance of happening. I have an idea, let's NOT DO IT! And spare this great earth of parrel! If we really wanna learn about what heppened in the Big Bang, we should, here's a thought..... OPEN A TEXT BOOK! It contains all the information you need to learn about it. They said that there's a chance that there's a black hole in 2012, this may what they were talking about.

[peregrin666]

That's right, this message is going to be the legacy of our civilization. Sigh.

[adriany2]

Go shoot yourself. Fucking freak.

[veteran25]

He is speaking the truth. The world will end in Sept 22, 2012

[dusteater]

I hope not! I would be only 29. it would suck to die that young.

[uramadevries]

You sure need help

try a rope

[bee123UYA]

yea my science teecher was pissd off lol

[dumpling225]

this is so fucking retarded its unbelieveable

[Alcatrazul]

the dude from the video has serious mental problems.seek dudes :D

[baqua55]

WHY DO YOU KEEP TURNING YOUR HEAD!?

[HellRaider99]

my teacher for chemistry helped build and study things with the people who built this accelerator and he has direct contact with them and he told us that yes it makes black holes not if it does it will for sure thats what the point of this is but they are controlled and very small, some people fear they will make too big of one and it will get out of control and destroy hmmm prolly this whole universe there is about a 1% chance this may happen and they start running this thing tommorrow at 10:00

[EmRoxYaSoxDudes]

The black hole (if it makes one) will only last for like a fraction of a second and evaporate as quickly as it came anayway. I read it :)

[muckstar23]

or not

[DaftChemist]

Come on, a particle accelerator destroying the earth with a black hole? It "accelerates particles"... so that they can be smashed against a damn flat plane, so that they can be studied better...sorry, kinda stupid, lol.

[dustjam82]

well I know what a particle accelerator, this is just fantasy, you obviously take things too seriously.

[DaftChemist]

Alright, I suppose...but it'd be that much cooler if it were actually plausable, lol. Like if scientists were planning to create an antimatter explosion, or (staying on the same topic) if they were going to release like...3 tons of antioxygen into the atmosphere. That'd be like...I got sidetracked didn't I...

[sbyrne1]

Were you melting when it was all red and stuff near the end? lol

[MDSakamoto]

You should have had enough sense to cut this video short after you said the phrase,"now I don't know what this device does" Worst of all you probably sit around with your buddies and watch your terrible videos and think your just soooooo creative.

[dustjam82]

sit around with my buddies? I only have me to entertain though. thanks for the criticism. seriously you couldn't sit through two minutes? you must have the attention span of an ant!

[inkyballs85]

WOT AN ASSHOLE, SAD BASTARD!

[slugfest123]

learn how to spell you illiterate piece of shit!

[senorgaus]

Wait,you said "create a black hole that can swallow up the earth" and "end of the universe". So which one? Oh and they are apparently powering this thing up tomorrow. See ya the day after.

[wababorder10]

i dont get it

[Nerolus]

lame

[Borghunter]

!! There are already multiple particle accelerators running in the US that are huge, (4m long or so).

Black holes are rips in space, they are not possible. Black holes cannot be created, they must already be there.

[TFPGuitar]

they are created by neutron stars imploding the space from being so dense. god idiot. lol

[jonsairsoft]

2012....mabye

[dakgoalie38]

If something like this actually happens, then as long as "the end" is over quick and I don't that it's going to happen before hand, then I wouldn't care because I'd be too..ummm..dead to care.

Anyway though they said that the nuclear bomb might create a large enough reaction to blow up the world. I heard somewhere that some scientists claimed that the chances were as high as 30% of it destroying the world. But then they tested it and everyone was fine, except for the sheeps and the Japanese.

[snickerborroka]

dont be an asshole!!

they know about this tech about 40 years ago!!

they know what are they doing.

[idiotr6]

:O omg

[benjapathic]

lol that was pretty creepy.. nice job =D

[Virginian9000]

Scary!

[Adulcar]

France (my country) is really involved in this project, and we french people dont fear this cos we have so much cancer and other problems due to the pollution that we want to get out of the old energies (like fuckin fuel, petrol oil and carbon), we want new energies to be part of a new and better future...

Trying to find new energies is better than staying with the old ones cos if we do nothing, we'll die faster !

Nice vid btw :)

[mariwanakid]

no xD that wont kill ppl faster than a black hole will..

anyway i doubt it will make a black hole

[ferdonandebull]

This isnt about new power. France has cancer and such in such a big number because they have the largest percapita smoking in Europe......

[SpinergyDude]

DUDE! You are AWESOME! I am now LMAO...

I am the LAST person left... I am afraid. So you are not here to read this...

Funny video buddy. :)