HuckChuckFacts

[GunOwnerDan]

Newt wants to ban "military-style assault weapons"!

Chuck you suck!

[schlubber215]

What a complete and despicable sellout you are. Norris, your name is blemished forever. When people think of you, they'll think traitor.

[TCostellos]

hey chuck, we all know you had a sexual relationship with Huckabee. now, you should know that ur wife is having one with gingrich! P.S. ur name should NEVR be mentioned alongside bruce lee.when you ""fight'' with no style,like a stiff board and areally lousy actor,its a wonder why you are so rich and famous?

[djag43]

There you fucking faggot, go ahead and delete this comment too. Like you did the other one talking about Chuck Norris having zero fucking clue of what he's talking about. Faggots like your channel are the reason that America is fucked up. Now go ahead and delete this you fucking parasite.

[CR1MS0N1986]

Ron Paul 2012 - From the UK.

[stealinator]

Chuck Norris, you just lost a life long fan. May the fleas of a thousand camals infest your armpits. Newt Gingrich is a joke of a candidate. I figured you would research a candidate yourself instead of gobbling up the crap spewed out by mainstream media. oh, and your lucky they took out Bruce Lee, he would have kicked your ass.

[1ASHKENAZI]

RON PAUL 2012!

[drrjtco]

If only we had listened to Chuck Norris back then, we would have a real American in the White House right now.

[biorgymd]

Who is Chuck Norris??? I love how Mike Huckabee, and other so called Christian Fox pundits cash their FOX paychecks when their Boss Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal of Saudi Arabia sentences Christians to life in prison as well as put them to death in the Saudi Kingdom. I wonder if Mike Huckabee will burn in Hell for that?

[mascar33]

Chuck, may you rot in hell.

[BLINDSIGHT8]

Lost all respect for you Chuck if indeed you did endorse anyone besides Dr. Ron Paul, you know what is at stake. Shame on you.

[aaronandnicole]

You were my hero chuck. you cutt me real deep. Gingrich? WTF?

Ron Paul 2012!

[stealinator]

@aaronandnicole same here, he just lost a life long fan.

[aaronandnicole]

Ron Paul 2012!

[aaronandnicole]

Chuck buck bo buck.

I just lost all respect for you, good luck.

[16flamemaster]

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[Soldier9k]

I used to joke about Chuck Norris, but then I took a roundhouse kick to the knee

[layozi12124]

aww come on! chuck norris isin't that great! if he was so bad ass he would come to myhfkajldanvkajwebvual bvdvha;dslvah; s'va

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[videocritic2463]

his beard is shaved enough to see his chin! there is not frekkin fist.

[MexxProtect]

@videocritic2463 when you see it, its already too late...

[PLproduction1]

Then only valid law would be: Chuck Norris.

[beefyoso]

huckabee is a bigot

[xtremejohnny69]

Lol it was nice seeing a lighter side of Huckabee.

[SylvainO1]

@xtremejohnny69

Huckabee has such a large lighter side, I'm very surprised you didn't see it before now!

[piratemac3]

@Kevinreynoldstv I know who's house I'm going to when 2012 comes around

[TheSparkleTwins93]

This commercial= Smartest Way To Get Votes. Ever.

... Well, he's got my vote.

[benoitjames95]

Chuck Norris won't die on 2012

[GlissandoMaren]

'my cock-a-bee's a life long hunter'..? XD

this is ridiculous, must be a joke!

[CoreyL11]

Gahh too bad I hate Mike Huckabee.. Damn republicans are stealing everything. First America's dignity now Chuck Norris

[KevinReynoldsTV]

@CoreyL11 You do know chuck norris is an ex-marine, and a republican right?

[CoreyL11]

@KevinReynoldsTV I know it sucks..

[TheSparkleTwins93]

@CoreyL11 Okaay.. I ain't gonna say anything more than this.. You are on a video for a Republican candidate bad mouthing Republicans.. WTF guy?? I mean.. Honestly this video was manly for fun! God.. If you're gonna badmouth Republicans at least do it on a video where people are actually either debating or something.. Don't do it on a video like this.. That's just low.. Okaay? No offense or anything.. But really??

[beeriton]

@TheSparkleTwins93 Okaay.. I ain't going to say anything more than this sparkletwins but if your looking at any chuck norris videos this will constantly pop up on the related videos..WTF guy did you not notice that, but honestly this video was not made for fun because chuck norris is now a hard core christian conservative that is why he was backing huckabees failed presidential run..Don't be so naive..because its low.. also no offense..

[TheSparkleTwins93]

@beeriton Okay? I said MOSTLY as in this may have been a serious video or whatever.. But they had Chuck Norris in there to lighten it up, make it funny.. So yeah, I meant that it wasn't a SERIOUS as in not a I'm going to tell you for real and have a serious face and be all serious.. So... don't be so naive to what I'm actually meaning;) lol

[bobmuffins]

Fuck chuck norris. The jokes aren't even funny anymore.

[CoreyL11]

@bobmuffins Don't answer your door..

[MaadDawg1]

@bobmuffins I agree 100% percent

[GeorgelFear]

The Laurel and Hardy of conservative politics. Neither one says anything but use a lot of words to say it

[GeorgelFear]

Oh, the profound and biting wit

[jfeltes]

Oh I get it they are both telling lies.

[gonadcancervictim]

ron paul 2012

[GeorgelFear]

I used to be conservative. But sh*t like this changed my mind. A FIST! HOW ITS GONNA BE! Is he a frigg'n NAZI now?

So tell me Chuck and MIKE , How is it gonna be whether the rest of us like it or not? And if I dont like it , he's gonna kick my ass? This is what they think America is? This is supposed to get votes?!?

[wogdoggy]

@GeorgelFear used to be a conserv then you lost your mind?..huh? lol

[zechamike]

I swear, when chuck threw that punch at 0:54...... I flinched!

[Gangstazila]

i see why he's not president.... chuck norris swung his fist and the state blew up, ever heard of new texas?

[bestanton14]

Noo you dont use chuck like that it no right

[MAW54]

I think they're both full of SH*T!!!

[ses0702]

So I'm definitely liberal and not a huge fan of Mike Huckabee, but I really loved this ad!

[guikubivan]

Ok, this is like some high school shit, this makes seem both like clowns. A leader is not someone who can keep you entertained and make you go LOL and OMG while he does the dirty work for corporations behind your backs.

[emalinesoctopus]

Whats funny is that Huckabee and the like accuse Obama of being a celebrity, yet its totally ok for Huckabee to make this video and have Chuck Norris in there supporting him. How is that fair? Where does that make sense? Its ok for Huckabee to be a celebrity, but not for Obama?

Also, Chuck Norris is no longer cool because of this video.

[Slimcase85]

Chuck killed JFK

[SledgeHammer15]

1804 people are NOT Chuck Norris approved.

[JoakoTv]

Ozzy bit the head off from a bat, Chuck Norris bit the head off from Batman

[KevServo]

Mike Huckabee doesn't drop out of the race. The race drops out of him.

[ethiopatriot]

Chuck, I never liked your moves and now includes your opinion on the healthcare reform.

[CelticDarkFFortress2]

mike Chuckabee

[IMMI1995]

Chuck hit me trough my computer!^^

[beisko]

Becarefull what you are going to comment.

A friend...

[TheTravisChannel]

I always did like this political ad during the campaign 

[EmperorOfMars]

1802 were killed by chuck norris

[seanbl1]

Bruce Lee kicked your ass chuck!!

[Zyc0n]

@seanbl1 yeah and bruce lee is now dead ...

[seanbl1]

@Zyc0n: Oh really? You don't say... well thank you so much for sharing your words of wisdom. Bruce Lee died wow!!

[Racecars721]

He was wrong?!!!!! *chokes on Nacho that he was eating when he realized that*

[KasCalwein]

I'd like this if it wasn't full of political bullshit.

[UBeRPEEP]

watching 0:09 might cause you to explode!! lol (Chuck Norris' stare)

[stupidYOOTUBE]

*chuck norris can chew diamonds!!!

[daigadaisuki]

my whole life flashed before my eyes at the end of the video.

[Mckrac]

Holy Shit! Chuck was wrong.....I'm scared

[fitzgerald434]

chuck norris juzzes lightning bolts

[ulysses79killa]

sıɥʇ pǝdʎʇ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[MsGetnaked]

Before Chuck Norris flims a scene of Walker, Texas Ranger, he is injected with 10x the leathel amount of elephant tranqulizer

[braduz100]

Chuck Norris's calender goes from March 31st straight into April 2nd, nobody fools Chuck Norris

[falloutpruduckshunz]

so they're both exaggerating?

[kyle95ification]

chuck norris can make a blank video go viral in 2 seconds

[Tikklezful]

Fuck when it's Chuck Norris Approved every has to agree with him.

[wordsofwisdom2009]

TOP FACT! Chuck Norris once impregnated a chicken simply by looking at it!!! (Reminds me of God ‘n’ Mary).

The hen had six chicks!!! She named them Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck, Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris and Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris!!! (be grateful she didn’t have more)!

Mother and chicks are doing well!

[fwaa9]

Chuck Norris can also blow bubbles with beef jerky!

[slipknot98911]

Chuck Norris, Vin Deisle, and Steven Segal are all being interviewed by God to be his right hand man. When asked why he should be able to be God's right hand man, Segal said "I believe that i should be your right hand man because I am in a bunch of good movies and people love me. Diesle said i believe i should be your right hand man because im sexy and im a good actor. When Chuck Norris was asked why he should be God's right hand man, Chuck Norris said, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."

[dmanagua]

This comment was removed and the poster killed by Chuck Nor....

[MandoFett1138]

This User has been banned and killed by Chuck Norris

[MandoFett1138]

But But I can Clearly see his chin!

[Razorblade67]

If Chuck Norris really would've punched that screen I would probably be dead by now...

[ramoziurx]

God is our Father......Chuck Norris is our Uncle

[jokercompany]

This has been flagged as spam By Chuck Norris

[MegaSomthing]

why does chuck is so popular and can do anything???

[alieninvestigator]

@MegaSomthing shhhh! are you out of yur mind?? he may b listening! its like you are asking, why water bcomes ice at 0 degrees or why the sun rises, this is how god created the world

[andrewkim007]

chuck norris tears cure cancer.

too bad that he never cried EEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR­RRRR!

[54kittycat]

Too bad Huckabee didn't get the nomination.

[4SCARECROWS]

Chuck Norris for president!

[litlemissthang]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This was too funny. I'm voting for Chuck in the next election!

[PLAHDOUGH]

Yeah well the mexicans have got machete but the U.S has got chuck norris.

[KillerXify]

LMaoooooooo!!!! Hey can chuck NORRIs approve Prostitution to become legal in the UNITed STAtes?

[bober4life]

@KillerXify isnt it legal?

[doomreaper1999]

when you write find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky on google it will say it cant find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

[MrShammalamma]

The scouter said that Goku had over 9,000 power. When it tried to read Chuck Norrise's power level, it just went WTF?!?!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[battletrik]

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

[FortuneNeko]

Chuck norris gets his views by saying watch my channel.

[archistrage]

Shouldn't he have roundhouse kicked the camera instead of punching it?

That was so damn funny. :)

[auntiesanity]

How utterly stomach-turningly bilious.

[robsterpr0d]

my own: ckuck norris doesnt run from tornados, chuck norris blows them away

[bobthespam]

chuck norris once said

the quickest way to a mans heart....(guesss what...)

IS THRU MA FIST!!

[DeathMythos]

People were scared that if Huckabee would become president then Chcuk Noriis would be appointed as secretary of roundhouse kicks.

[KrindlePWNS]

0:27 cok

[AdamFrz]

Chuck norris can bend light! How? ask Star: SN2007bi, the last sun ever to give him a freckle.

[AdamFrz]

My own ;)

[Gangster88232]

my own: Chuck Norris kicked down a wind...

[puzzleboy2]

Remember the Soviet Union? They quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on TV.

[ianm48]

Who the hell in the Huckabee camp saw this and said, "Oh yeah, this cant miss. Go ahead and release it!"  ??!!!

[bulldogg1111]

chuck norris can make an onion cry

[gtrhiros]

Chuck Norris doesnt use the clapper light

if he did...goodbye universe.

[GMDPDKD]

chuck Norris can breath in space.

Chuck Norris cant bend Diamonds, Diamonds bend for chuck Norris.

[yummytartzX]

CHUCK NORRIS SHOPS AT WAL MART IN HIS DOWN TIME.

mysterygoogle.

[ThePleasedontstopthe]

My granny had a heart attack after hearing Chuck Norris talk.

[Zzlrud]

Chuck norris had sex in a car, some of his sperm felt in the carpet.

Now we all know that car as Optimus Prime...

[johncenster]

CHUCK NORRIS IS ATTACKING!!!

*atomic explosion*

[AznInvazn69Theory]

This comment is removed by Chuck Norris

[TheJunglezombie]

Finding the fellow competitors in "Mortal Kombat" lacking in challenge..

Chuck Norris got bored with his opponent and proceeded to punch himself in the face..

The force impact of the punch created a vortex to appear out of the ground and suddenly Richard Simmons jumped out of the vortex!!

Smiling @ Shang Tsung who was sitting on his thrown, Chuck Norris lifted up his rancher hat and dived into the vortex..

The Mk Universe was now forever stuck with a very creepy 80's dance vibe O o

[saintmariax]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

So Funny!

CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES!

[candyshit101]

if chuck norris tries to kill u by giving u a round house kick in the face, and misses, the wind from the kick will blow ur head off

[TheRisingforce2000]

chuck norris pissed in a can and invented red bull

[platypusguineapig]

my screen cracked when he punched the camera

[WorldWideGlide]

uuuhhh is this some sort of a joke?

[MrBlackice95]

the only reason why the year 2012 means tat the world ends is that Chuck Norris felt like it and roundhouse kick the earth thus obliterating it and the universe

nothing can wiststand one Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick

The Big Bang was Chuck Norris' idea of him roundhouse kicking the sun!

[elementrocks118]

that punch made my pc screen turn 3d

[DIVENTNA]

it broke mine, the first time i saw at my house. i had to go to my buddy's house to comment.

[irift3]

Mine broke D=

[sclock2]

When Chuck Norris completes a push-up, he does not actually move all the way down, it's the Earth moving up and punching him in the face.

[CisMediaGuy]

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he was able to make himself irrelevant in just one ad.

[ArkAngelSlave]

Chuck Norris confused the Voters, Too bad they forgot to add his name onto the ballet.

[RonicBeatsz]

Chuck Norris calls him My-Cock-abee, but since it Chuck Norris, that's the correct pronounciation.

[ryanbball]

that punch at the end of the video cracked my computer screen!

[Jamesthegod6]

my cockabee?

[101survivalist]

hitler never killed himself

chuck norris found him first

when chuck norris cooks he doesnt use a pepper grinder

he just uses his bear hands

when chuck norris laughs a volcano

errupts

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

chuck norris scared the poisen out of hitler, and then kicked his ass

[eracex]

Mike Huckabee is the greatest dick of all time...

[TheMcMillan1]

give me an example? how is he a dick, i just want one reason

[Sangdude]

The irony is that after watching this vid I was thinking "YEAH CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT"

[Patruiq]

Chuck for president and roundhouse kick Kim jong !

[LionOfTheLost]

Chuck is the man.

[Back4Fungame]

omg too epic *headmelting*

[urgener]

Once we get the FairTax, our standard of living will imporve. Each current tax payer will pay LESS in taxes because the revenue nuetral amount will be spread over illegals and criminals. Furthermore, companies will no longer need to pay high priced tax experts and lawyers. This will allow them to lower prices yet make the same profit margin as always. Oh! And the poor will continue to live tax free, but not have near the paperwork and lines that they currently have.

[pubuman]

Ok so these "facts" about Chuck Norris are false in reality - which would imply the "facts" about Huckabee are also false... hmmm

[davethecaveman]

chuck norriss is an ideological scatterbrain, and obviosly goes to church once a week with some rather radical backwood country assholes.

fuck huckabee and his Klan mentality,fuck that do-gooder chuck norriss,he was always a cheesy actor.

[siyafu]

Say what you want about Chuck Norris... It's your funeral.

[VanHalenTV]

chuck run for pesident, youll win. gurenteed.

[chrisy1690]

chuck norris has balls of steel and a cock of brick

[RYANA293]

CHUCK NORRIS BALLS

[chrisy1690]

chuck norris takes a bath in frozen lakes

[RYANA293]

BALLS

[ChefAid87]

great campaigning by huckabee. targeting 16-30 yr olds. chuck for president 2012. nice ring to it

[roffelmavo]

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and back again so fast he can slap the back of his own head XD

[Mahjix]

There isn't a chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... just another fist.

Lol.

[UDoPeekABoo]

Wait im confused was this endorsing Norris or the nerdy man sitting next to him?

[thatsnotreal94]

rofl

"Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells America how its gonna be."

[thatsnotreal94]

i swear if chuck norris were to run for president he would win even if he did absolutely nothing

[AwesomeWolverine]

i'd vote for him.

[123456789adams]

Chuck Norris should be president

[MrMoneyclips]

If you stare at the American Flag long enough, a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.

[medhead99]

Dinosaurs Became Extinct From The Chuck Norrissoaress

[CUTXO]

I'm Spaniard and I've never listened the real Chuck Norris voice till now. In Spanish dubbing, the Chuck voice is far deeper...

[whitebishop1]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

[SxTx831]

there is not such thing as global warming chuck norris got cold so he turn the sun up

[Sk8Noone]

Chuck Norris Is so fucking best

[gotogobideo]

Bruce Lee is best.

[Crzykjn]

You're right about Bruce, but he's gone and it wouldn't be as much fun making him out to be a comical superman like it is with Chuck Norris. Sorry, buddy.

[SxTx831]

Jesus CHRIST WALKS ON WATER

CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS ON LAND

[DownloadsForFree]

Good one

[LostOliven]

God said "Let there be light!", and Chuck Norris replied, "say please".

[Segen403]

A couple a Bible thumpers.

[xxxXPrisonBreakXxxxx]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits

[tplatt15]

oldest one in the book

[glennmasamune85]

dude gomergilligan are you saying welfare is a form of socialism wtf man people on the internet say the stupidest stuff like ''evolution'' ,''gay rights'' , .Evolution is horseshit, homos are perverts,welfare is not socialism and the principalities established taxes for a reason

[C]

I hope you're talking about all but income taxes, because the Federal Reserve is responsible for that and they're just bankers in control of our country-but not for much longer.HR1207 WILL JUMP START THE END OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE FIENDS!!!