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  • 1:29 your wife bore your child in that gypsy dump hahahahahaha

  • if you have more than one wife and they meet can they find out your cheating and divorce you?

  • @katcullensparrow7 Yea there love meter will go down and down and in some point they divorce you and sometimes you might even get black mailed if you have more than one spouse. XD

  • that chick really likes a big bushy bush.

  • how do you grow your children up?? i got married yesterday and still have the baby in its crib

  • @Kranatonos u need to beat the spire quest

  • so many diapers....

  • LOL. WAHT ARE JOO DOING WIF MAH HUSBAND!?

  • "Only because it's a biological imperative." XD

  • LOL THE KID JOINED!!!!

  • "wait for me dad" wtf loool!!

  • "Wait for me dad!"

    incest baby!

  • haha your making an army! XD

  • lol nice vid. i drank one beer in that game and he got all lardy and fat and gross. now the ladys wont "get busy" with me cuz they say something like "youll lose a few pounds just for me wont you?"

  • @KuwaitF22 lol i accidentally became fat and when i went to have a child my wife said i crushed her O_o

  • HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?!

  • talk about a player lol

  • when u fuked her the kid was watching u can hear it lolz

  • who is the chick at 2:59?

  • @KiraRyuzakiYagami A prostitute XD

  • how long does it take to get some many kids form one wife>

  • a few!?!?

  • PAAAHHH HAHH HAHHH!!

    "I DO love a big bushy beard!"

  • damn man nice work bad and way 2 much wives and kids

  • My character would have screamed and started running while crying.

  • you will not belive this but i have 129 wives allover abion and 41 kids no joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GoldenMonster123 lol you thats alot i have 413 wives and 467 children

  • @ALLAHProductions as my toal

  • @ALLAHProductions

    Hi, My wifes keep divorcing me, and I have the rends over 500, they see eachother and then after a while they divorce me, I did what the vid says so, can you help me?

  • can i kill one

  • They just... Keep... Talking!! omg! Lol

  • wow RealArchiac (not to be rude) but your like the new tiger woods

  • wow RealArchiac (not to be rude) but your like the new tiger woods

  • wow RealArchiac (not to be rude) but your like the new tiger woods

  • in fable2,im so good im a saint.

  • lol 2:05 "wait for me dad"

  • I was wondering if you have to beat the game for your kid to grow up because i've had that kid for a long time now and hes still a baby

  • dude i woman said"only time will tell" dude i shoot her the scond after i get married

  • how to do your character smelly i mean there's flys flying around you dp tou have to be fat or something?

  • you half to do the fart thing a lot

  • and fail?

  • 2:00 "wait for me dad!" What the... ?

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  • If you set the money you give each wife to 500, They will never leave you, You can even take 6 of them to bed with you for sex all at the time lol.

  • how old can a kid be an adult?

  • @starnjuy are you asking at wich age to kids turn to adult then I dont can they even become adult idk

  • @RealArchaic

    Hi, I have a problem, I had like 4 wifes, each in old town, They keep divorcing me.. I give them 500 gold each a day and 600 budget each, but they still divorce me, and their status goes very fast from happy till fine, and then veery fast to 'Missing you'.

    Can you or anyone please help me?

  • @AllKindOfVideosHere Because your cheating on them!!!! O.O

  • @ thanks that really helped :) lol

  • question... how u get so many kids??

  • Get married, have sex. I have over 100 wives and 200 children with this character lol. You can have up to 5 children per wife, And one wife per building that you own.

  • @RealArchaic

    200!?! O.O

  • dont you think its strange that you always have sex for 7 days at a time

  • womens in Albion are too ugly

  • wait wait....can you sacrifice the kid? :O someone make a vid and plz see

  • Question: How long does it take for the baby to become a child?

  • it takes the amount of time it takes you to get the hero of will (half way through game) butonce yo have a kid again it grows to the 10 year old age in a matter of months (gameplay) all you have to do is travel allot

  • Funny as dancin am John trafoltra no im elvis NO im the guy who is flat on his ass

  • so, kids don't grow?

  • @greengrendel they do grow greengrendel but they only got upto the age of 5-7

  • lol @ 2:04 "wait for me dad" when he just clicked on unprotected sex

  • lol she was like "i do like a big bushy...... beard" lol

  • haha, their having sex and then halfway through you hear the baby in the background. NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

  • good video cuz

  • lol

    when she says im pregnant the first thing i think is SHIT SHE MUST BE KILLED I DO NOT WANT THESE BUNDLES OF SHIT!

  • it would be Awesome if your kids could grow up and fight along side you...

    iLL .

  • Damn you are the ultimate pimp

  • how did u get children my wive wont have sex with me

  • lmao maybe your not attractive enough

  • do you're kids grow up to be adults or not?

  • Nope

  • @RealArchaic till when do they grow up

  • in fable 3 you are the son of the hero in fable 2

  • yes i know, fable 3 will be amaizing!!! 2010

  • err thats why im only gona have 1 wife and 4 kids (maybe depends) when i get my xbox 360 elite bundle and fable 2 dont want to have wife fights over all my wives XD

  • ffs you can create a classroom with only your kids

  • can you chose wife in this game?

  • lol.... 2:00 "wait for me DAD!!"

  • i know its not cool being gay but you save an ultimate sum of cash not that i care i got unlimited

  • D: why is that baby laughing in the background when you have sex?

  • i know lol

  • kill them all there squeky voices must be silenced!!!

  • i own everything and i also married with everything (also men) i get ultimate discount hahahahahahaha

  • not cool to be gay

  • i think you were having sex with the baby cause i heard "oh ha ha" like in baby talk

  • i cant own that houses at 0:43 , how did you buy them ?

  • Every single building in the game can be bought if you kill the owner, This is set up the same as it was in the first Fable, Owner dies, building goes up for sale. I own everything in the game world now lol.

  • ok so my wife disappeared and i dont know what happened anyone care to fill me in

  • If you set your marital home to the castle, she dissapears when you leave and come back. But the kid is always in the bedroom. THAT HO LEFT ME WITH THE KID!

  • @2good116 same here then she appered one day and i was like where have u been u slutty bitch!

  • @ParkourBurnham rofl

  • WTF the kid say dad wait for me 0_0

  • I like how that one woman says, "Something fishy is going on"...Right after she watches the bedtime antics with another woman...

    Brilliant deduction!

  • That baby laugh at the background, is scary :|

  • cot i mean

  • how long does it take 4 your kids to grow up?? mine is still in its coat

  • Is there a way to chose the sex of your child...

  • Yeah, in wedding bells it says that boys and girls are born depending on the time you fuck.

  • shit man how many kids do you have, lol do you have child support, hahahaha

  • omg them kids where involved

  • They say hobbes do horrile things to children...... UH OH. pedaphiles?

  • The fact that you have a halo above your head amazes me.

  • somebody's got that bigamist achievement....

  • i would like to no do your kids grow any more or do they stay small

  • lol you had sex with one of your wifes while the others were right in front of you

  • OMG THE KIDS DON'T STFU

  • LMFAO

    "i love seeing mom so happy"

    AHAH shes a whore

  • That's a hilarious amount of mouths to feed XD

    Um one question. I can't seem to find my wife. I own the castle and when I check on my menu to see where she is, it says she's in the Courtroom when she's not =/

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  • she went traveling it happen to me do

  • @TamrielTerror2 she dissaperes

  • damn 4:22 lot of kids lol

  • After you have the kids, do the kids grow anymore, after they turn 9? or do they just stay like that?do the become teenagers? plz awnser back

  • do we really get 5 kids per spouse?

  • You get two kids per spare bed in your house, More beds, More children.

  • cn ou buy a big house

  • lmao! at 2:03 "wait for me dad!" when he chooses to have unprotected sex

  • lol

  • first theyre in a crib then kids the teen then gone

  • If you want alot of kids, go marry Lady Grey, her previous death makes her very fertile.

  • how do you keep them from killing you? lol.......

  • can you have more than one kid in a family

  • Yes, 5 per spouse.

  • I have 6 kids with one wife.

  • Wow, I've never been able to get more than 5 with a single wife, Good job.

  • Well, the chance to get more kids with a single wife reduces every time you get one. After five kids its almost impossible. almost.

  • how the hell can you do that?

  • just keep fucking. you need patience and luck.

  • sooo just keep doing it XD right ill keep that in mind

  • i like 6:19 the boy asks where have you been and everyone shutsup

  • thats funny i can hear a gargoyle or however u spell it, trying to talk over them lol.

  • my son keeps on standing outside and won't run or talk to anyone every time i leave bowerstone any help

  • ok, so i just got the game and had a kid. i wanted to take the fam to bowerstone but when i got there only the wife came. now my kid is like not moving and just stands outside. what do i do?!?!?! can anyone help me plz???

  • nevermind. i got it.

  • can they grow any older

  • yay

  • "Wait for me dad!" LOL

  • well that and you complete escaping thee spire they grow in like 30 minutes in the real world

  • my kids wont grow !!!! i left my wife for 2 hours in this game real time and nothing my son was still a baby

  • Go complete a quest any quest will do, They will only go from babies to kids after you complete a quest.

  • dont they divorce you?

  • they onli grow form the 10 year leap wen u go 2 the spire

  • hey dude i have a lot of Qustions i need help first

    1.)Are you evil in this and do the kids grow 2.)do you have more pets and kids whats the complete number of kids and wives you have PLEASE WRITE BACK

  • can't the kids grow up in this game?

  • if u get a nice upper class woman will ur kids styll look lyk there poor

  • no, when u get a middle class person they look nice, and i think when u date a rich person (only seen one in farfax garden) they will look all snobby

  • lol yeaa i have a kid with lady grey and the have all fancy clothes

  • will they look like the kids running around bowerstone market?

  • Like Fairfax Gardens upper class or the bowerstone market girls??

  • hes starting a whole new generation of heroes. in his BEDROOM

  • Well at least your bloodline won't die out any time soon. :p

  • you like sex?

  • u should kill a random wife and see how many kids u lose

  • You must be a right jammy bugger!

  • back then did they have trojen condoms with armor or something

  • pig intestines

  • hahahahahahahah so many kids.

    I'm okay with just two

  • haha at 2:03 xD

  • whats the point of having a kid (this isnt a smart ass comment i really wanna know)

  • cause your wife wont let you call her daddy and spank her

  • how do you get the kid to grow up cause my kid in fable 2 stayed a baby.

  • mine is too

  • if you marry and have kids prior to heading to the spire, when you come back your kid will grow up to be 9 (well you would have gone for 10 years... better make up for all those birthday's you missed XP) After you beat the game, if you have another kid it'll take around 20-30 minutes for the kid to grow (they grow up SO fast) don't question such things...

  • thanks. i have to say they were good kids. until they died because of lucien.

  • yeah... Oh another thing... if they grow up, there's a chance that they will run off to be big adventurers just like you! (you'll know when you get the quest "the rescue" or you visit your spouse and you find him/her crying) You'll get a letter written by the kid that he/she ran off to fight hobbes and won't come back till she's famous... Obviously the Kid's gonna be captured and you're gonna have to save the little tyke before... well he/she turns into a hobbe... most likely....

  • i know i was worried i was in a rush to get to the kid but i am impressed he is still alive.

  • ya that happened with me and lady greys child i ran and ran until i rescued robin

  • Lol, "what are you doing with my husband?" "How could you cheat on me!"

    "Omg, look, he's dancin'!" they all just focus on the dancing.

  • Dude i ddnt know that Krei off of KOTOR2 was the narrrarator. Thats kool.

  • he has like 10 kids wtf!!!!

  • dude you know the kids can die, the hostile creatures dont care who it is they will attack. God if you made everyone follow you to a bunch of balverines it'd be a slaughter fest.

  • I just use slow and shoot the chest of the balverines with a cloakwork rifle

  • I lol'd so hard at that whitedragon. Thanks for the idea. Off to Bowerstone I go..

  • Lol what if you married like everyone in game then did the ending quest, what happens if you dont choose the needs of few? lol... then again i really wouldnt see how that would be the needs of few if its all of albion lol.

  • Hah you married a prostitute

  • check out my vids for fable 2 glitches

  • LOL, "Ohh I do like a big bushy beard" "Baby giggles" LOLOL. :)

  • lol this is what I try: I copy my saved game from the hard drive to the memory unit then from the hard drive I married all females in every town as best as I could and had 1 or 2 kids with all of them, yeah they did argue and etc since they said I am cheating on them but they dont leave you straight away, so I came with a total of more than 50 KIDS!!! lol its fun when I WHOLE bunch of kids come to you and say: HI DAD!! YOU MARRIED ALL OF ALBION!!! YOUR GENERATION OF PEOPLE!!!! LOL

  • how are you able to keep all 3 of your wifes?

  • I have 88 wives and 102 children now lol, Just give each one of them 300 gold a day.

  • how the fuck......

  • you hacked for all that gold

  • Nope, I did the Xbox Live Pub Game Glitch (Key Stone)

  • I sold my wife into slavory in the civilian displacement job then those child protection agency bastards took my kids lol

  • lol, i killed my wife cuz i was getting sick of her, then the thing agency took my kid too.