Cooking Sama くっきんぐさま 【Dei-Sama】

[lcompany00l]

epic yuri kiss 1:26

[MrMapware364]

nice one,squiddy!STICK IT TO THE MAN...er sama's youknowwhat spot.

[sk8b0i1337]

YUSH NO TOP COMMENTZ, um, SIEMEWN?

[Xuldarinar]

Toast, the new terrorist. No one expects it.

[greencomet2011]

Holy Ra! KonaKaga Included, this video has everything.Hooray

[mrsebumatica]

I love the Part where Kagami an Konachan are kissing "or wathever Yuri action FTW"

[DingoSIs]

Why did the cat at 2:56 get a nosebleed?

[PhunWitVids]

nosebleed?? why?

[mrsebumatica]

@PhunWitVids

Isn't that completly clear?? Dei sama got tentakle raped by the octopus and the cat got horny.. and we all know that this results in a nosebleed in animes

[F4Wildcat]

hey this looks quite good

2:40

Euhm wait a min japan and

2:55

CRIKEY

[Faramik2000]

meow

[starwarsnerdable]

Johnathan!! DAMN YOU FOR SENDING ME HERE D:<

[Zern227]

WTF did I just see it was just weird? but right?!?!

[imhungry4444]

im in that weird part of youtube

[endlesseric]

same as the cat did my nose would bleed but not that much O.o

[Myokuju]

how do you chop off your own finger? xD

she stabbed it several times W/O noticing xD

[rukakun11]

Funny!!

[PhoenixHelix]

xDD why oh WHY the tentacle rape!!!? i'll never understand that one love of the Japanese....

[SmashMaster83]

Yeaaaaaah I think I've seen enough henti, don't ya think?

[Talatharas]

omg.

does the music remind anyone else of kirby music?

[Andy50k1]

XD the tenicale rape part was funny

[soccerthepkmnmaster]

0:598 OMG she's fingering us

[soccerthepkmnmaster]

lol "fatality!" 1:59

[donsim2010]

Great flash... Is it from newgrounds called zone sama?

[Thesimon0206]

omg they killed lucklky star! with toast! x(

[mkfan678]

the pilots are from lucky star



[Slightlybaka]

0:51

Oh no! Now how will she finger someone :(?

[Lukeeiiee]

it's awesome I love it

[lauriephan327]

omg i wish i did not see that squid part.... O.O

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@lauriephan327 If there are tentacle'd beasts and anime girls in the same area, bad things will eventually happen.

Such is the way of the universe. :<

[SuperGamer44356]

@slightlyoutofreach01 I hearby dub the the situation RULE #1337: If a tenticle monster/animal and an anime girl are alone in the same area, rape is guaranteed 100%.

[therealziman]

2:52 ho hell yay! ):D

[TheVitaminsaregood]

i laughe hard at 0:52 ! hahahaha

[FLAKGUNNER44]

WHAT THE FUCK

[HanaSetDool]

This is the shit that happens when I try to cook! D:

[AlecMFeldman]

Never leave a job of flying a plane too two women who are afraid of toast.

[MeronRamune]

Any one else notice Tom Fulp at the end?

[plumpywing]

FATALITY!

[tuseroni]

+1 for tentacle rape!

+1 for kogami!

awesome video is awesome!

[TheScourge14]

lol...CANNOT UNSEE WHAT I JUST WATCHED, but its awesome animation =D

[linklime1]

best

video

ever



[gatoman46]

1:45 i just love that "hmmm" face she has XD

[AmiralMachin]

what's the music at the beginning?

[Murderzombiexx]

why would you have konata and kagami flying a plane anyways?! shiiiitt lol

[March641]

cannn.....NOT......UN SEEE!!!!!!!!! >.~.<

[Murderzombiexx]

tentacle rape <3



[abbadeen]

2:53 that's one scene i would love to see in full :3

[JuicyMoonLight]

awesome!! xDDD

[WinatikaTheJawa]

haha, Azumanga Daioh reference at the end

[AlecMFeldman]

Man, cooking is a LOT, and I mean a LOT harder then I thought. Lol!

[sainmoraundayou]

クオリティがたかあああああああぁあぁあぁああぁいいいいいいぎ­ゃああああああああああああぁあぁああああぁあぁ

[ultima8o8]

tenticle rape D:

[hellraidzor]

Great animation :)

[osmond9111]

a girl who can always make you smile ^-^

[NathanielDimalanta]

Do Know You Carrot With Girl name "Amas-Carrot"

WTF! That lucky star in the plane kiss? called movie!!!!

OMG! Baby squid is clap!

[babybowza2]

lol fatality

[lainnorcal]

this is still one of my favorites!!! NO REGRETS!!!

[TheKingteshay]

Respond to this video...  I LOVE You dei-sama*blushes*to bad ur 31 and im 15...maybe in another life perhaps keep being awesomely funny

[shadowgrail]

KonataxKagami oh man I love it. It was too good. Might as well make out when you're about to die XD

[SheepGoesMeep]

lol azumanga at the end :3

[SuckerGamer]

CAN SEE! >:D

HOT!

[momandsyd]

1:25 r they kissing or did they bump into eachother?

[Cesariono]

@momandsyd Kissing.

[randompplzdoinrandom]

@momandsyd pause at 1:26... i think that answers your question 

[momandsyd]

@randompplzdoinrandom oh oh oh my gawd xD

[shadowgrail]

@momandsyd You're dumb, it's pretty obvious they're kissing because they're holding on to each other. -.-

[momandsyd]

@shadowgrail thank u for the NICE comment...

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

Ｔhe music sounds kirby-like... is it from Kirby?

[TheConnor990]

lol @snakevenom56 so very very true

[Roxas42124]

Who let Konata fly a f*cking airplane?! SERIOUSLY!!!

[DekiNoSama]

Are these original character? if not what anime are they from?

[acezeonpilot]

The best

[SuperJonnyMario]

2:11 "throwing a pipe bomb!"

[geass920]

haha one on one with a carrot. And she lost. hahahaha. I about to die with laughter. X)

[lovefordante]

I am never eating calamari ever again

[pangalos4444]

lol omg it shoved its TENTACLE right up there lol only in japan

[64gtx]

funny :]

[SpecterXarna]

So the cake WAS a lie....

Very sneaky...

[blazerX24]

@SpecterXarna go inside jokes :D

[DudeDie222]

EESNU TON NAC!

[XxElias4LifexX]

jajajjajajajaj

[jazzehlove101]

CAN NOT UNSEE

[UkariiMoonshine]

This is pretty close to what happens to me when I try to cook. T_T

[JHShadon133]

Who else saw the paddle in the pilot's seat?

[SlashyDash]

Lol...

[xArchangelSGE]

TENTAKUL LAPE.

[BleachFanz]

What the hell is "Ninjin"? o.o

[PokefanBkaneshiro]

As though no one could possibly screw up making toast... i now revere you as the queen of fail.

[doughnutsfowler]

I really love your work Dei-Sama, and am glad to see that you are still producing material. I look forward to your next submission. Thanks agian for a great watch.

[DonMacorli]

LOOL so hilariusxD

[emil183]

Fatality!

[UEhappydudey]

I know the thing at the very end of the vid is from Azumanga Daioh, but what is the name of the song?

[jkochen22]

GREANADE!!!!! on 2.11

[iHaruhiism]

Losing your virginity by a calamary is fail

[KeybladeHaven]

FATALITY!

[MrsMonkeyMrsFroggy]

The cats got a nose bleed from the rape

HAHA

[pikminfan1998]

Something tells me the "let's eat!" part didn't go well......

[Mitsuki333]

I <3 how Konata and Kagami was flying the plane! lol at Konata reading Haruhi x)

[Kikyomoonshadowfy]

awesomeness~~~!

[Katboy76]

LOOK AT THE EGGS EYEBROWS

[FireRagnarok]

Can... not... unsee... :D

[link5368141]

a lesson to be learned:

if you ever see tentacles in an anime-like media, you know it's tentacle rape 0_o

[snakevenom56]

@link5368141 The internet tells me everything in Japan wants to rape you

[Lemurboy871]

when the toast hits the plane hotel mario should say TOAST!

[smbzrulez4]

awesome!!

[Wiranek]

Music is from Kirby

[Sneakyone75]

Lucky Star reference!

[deathbypowerpoint]

I love the references here... Azumanga Dioh, Haruhi, Metal gear... Great vid >=D

[silkyz1337]

2:30

Foreshadowing tells me something about this.

2:52

It yells that

[unicron004]

every japanese anime cute girl will get raped by tentacles, WHY?!?!?!

[Wiranek]

Because :)

[Lightspeeds]

BECAUSE I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY, AND WHEN I HAVE TO GO OUT AND TALK TO THESE WHITE TRASH, I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN!!!!!!!-octopus

[akumaten]

unicron004

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

'nuff said

[gso619]

@unicron004 it's a basic law of physics, biology and aminating

[CopyRezo36]

@unicron004 A coming (cumming? doh-ho-ho!) of age rite?

[MenloGroup]

I love the Azumanga Daioh reference at the end.

[Northbergh]

Awesome!

And at the same time, I learned how to play cooking Mama. ;D

[thekingluffi2009]

shido video XP

[Draglems1]

song name?

[XxXxLeosxXxX]

Its from Kirby for Nintendo 64

[Draglems1]

Little more info plz?

[Draglems1]

song at the end DX?

[PrimalKnux]

question, it raped her butt her panties were most likely still on. not being a perv but i just noticed that. anyone got any clues on why? =/

[ravenjehuty]

maybe she wasn't wearing any panties? or the force of the penitration was strong enough to rip through them?

[BusterBeetleX]

@ravenjehuty I'd vote for the second one...O.O

[silverXmanaXspirit]

Having a piece of bread hitting a plane scaring the hell out of the pilots, making them kiss and crash the plane happens to everyone!

=D

[DekiNoSama]

I know that happened to my sister yesterday... xD

xxxxx

Tentacles.... Can not unsee O__o Best part

[Shade17725]

vary funny at the toster

[GodlikeX94]

this movie has everything

[YuiMewMew]

Hahahahahahha XDDDDDDDDDD

[bawabawaboom]

when a girl is raped by a female octopus, does that count as yuri?? :-?

[JeanHavocLover1]

I do believe so. o.o

[whitetigercg]

Love it!!

[RawbThatPunk]

Can not unsee

[CarbonElite]

@RawbThatPunk There must be a way...

[Lightspeeds]

Who lodges carrots in their head?

[NathanielDimalanta]

@Lightspeeds .......Amas-carrot.......

[virgil592]

Konata Flying a plane, KagamixKonata, tentacle rape and Tom Fulp sitting at a table? This movie has everything!!!

[AidenTheWolf]

@virgil592 ....lol.

[pokemonleader6464646]

2:54 OWN.

[lupagirl07]

haha konata and kagamin moment <3

[spleenitcher]

speaking of the girls in the plane...

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THOSE GIRLS FLYING A PLANE?!

[TheAtomicTom]

because this is a realistic documentary film

[spleenitcher]

you're a realistic documentary film. >:P

[DonWheelerP]

Your right.... They should be in the kitchen making sammiches.

[EOCB]

2:55 inappropriate moment.

[jisukq]

i agree, but still funny and adorable lolz

[mewmewluv123]

cooking mama or cooking sama hmmm thats a hard one 0.o

[unicron004]

Dei-sama is so funny

[phanteon198]

i just noticed that this sone is mostly from kirby 64 and kirby dreamland3...

hmm

[christer90000]

what animes does that cooking sama and girls in the plane come from???

[EchoBoomer1987]

The Girls in the plane are from Lucky Star.

[christer90000]

and the one with carrot ears and the main actor???

[EchoBoomer1987]

I really don't know.

[iLuvJiffy]

the girls in the plane come from Lucky Star

[asickorphan1]

I wish i was one of those cats watchg her failures... XD hahaha! tenticled

[OtakuMadness]

WOW! Thats all I have to say

[christer90000]

poor girl failure and tentacle

[gunsrfun4us]

1:26 PURE PWNAGE.

[Calenor]

Sorry, i replied to a whole bunch of comments and apparently youtube is being annoying and making all the replies show up front. Maybe it'll change in a while

[TheIncredibleMasterE]

1:15 TOAST!!! OwO

[TheIncredibleMasterE]

Dei-sama~! :3

[08eks]

XDDDDDDD

[Allizare]

OMG

This must be a parody

of cooking wth MaMa

[chiikaboomfan]

1:25 & 2:53 i masterbated to!

[YukiikoVX]

Grow up, kiddo. I bet you get a boner whenever a girl comes within 10 meters of you.

[TheFleskhjerta]

LOL

[NancyChikamatsu]

WTH???!!! hahaha one of the funniest game parody i ever seen @_@

[GinkoMushi]

Genius!

[mamaluigi8]

she got raped by a squid

[phanteon198]

2:08

simply lol

[DBZkamek]

2:56

i almost fall out of my chair when the cat bleed !!!

[shujinkoMK]

You know what they say: all toasters toast TOAST!

[inlovewithwii]

I have one thing to say about the squids.... her friends are screwed up for not helping her.

I'm trying to figure out if a man or woman made this, the anime and abundance of cats make me think a girl made this, but the short-skirt school girl lesbians, violence, and slimy tentacle rape make me think a guy made this.

Also, doesn't Japan have th