wait...did he just way he WON the parappa the rapper contest!? No no Chris, the rules were quite clear- you lost, and they gave you a runner-up prize because you were a retarded manchild trying and being pathetic, and they pitied you. Kinda like how you got all of the few achievements you've got in your life...
@ghgod101 He isn't. He's really awkward to talk to, because he doesn't know how to keep a conversation flowing. His egotism and basement dwelling lifestyle means he never asks questions about other people, he doesn't say anything until you ask him something, and even then he replies with one or two word answers. He has no social life though, so it'd make sense that he'd be socially inept...
@ghgod101 He is a pervert though. He's perfectly happy talking about his achievements in gaming (as this video and his interview with Guru Larry proves), but terrible at making conversation generally. I've yet to see him speak one sentence that doesn't come across as creepy, awkward, pathetic, disgusting, or all of the above. He'd be terrible to hang out with. Look at his date with Emily. Bob had to do most of the talking, because Chris was just staring at her and not saying a word!
@ghgod101 Not to mention he only did this shit because he thought it'd get him laid. He only does embarrassing stuff when he thinks he'll get pussy because of it. If you're a dude, It's be awful to hang with him, because he hates all men.
@ghgod101 He actually tried to get a hooker once. He found her on craigslist, and he started telling her long rambling stories about how pathetic his life is and how has autism and how she should have sex with him for free. Needless to say, she hung up, and he still doesn't understand why to this day.
Look. It's the very same Gay-tastic PSP that Chris played in the bar while drinking a Bud and conspiring to take pedo photos of Michael Snyder's daughter and run him over with his car.
Ugh, I actually stumbled across the cwcki page showing all these clips, and I had high hopes. The people he was with seemed to be really nice, at least to his face. Chris seemed to be coming out of his shell, genuinely seemed like he's having fun. He actually really seemed friendly and responsive in these clips. And then this, which... I guess still isn't that bad... but everyone knows what he said was very inappropriate. The girl he told it to seemed like a good sport about it.
I know Chris is considered a 'lol-cow' of the internet. And he's said and done some very offensive things. Still it would be nice if he could have some real friends who could help him learn to function better around people, and enjoy offline a little more. He's fairly high functioning, I think he has the potential to better himself. Maybe I'm just being naive (no pun intended) or overly optimistic.
@DaMagiCraven Your being overly optimistic. I'm often torn between trolling him and trying to give advice but when it comes down to it, hes a racist homophobic bigot and that's what drives a lot of his trolls.
@DaMagiCraven High hopes or trying to be supportive of Chris only gets you destroyed by trolls, AND Chris. The only people who end up FAILing more than Chris does, is the people who support him. Sadly, through his own actions and words, he repeatedly - REPEATEDLY - shows that he will never, ever recieve, or even be receptive to, advice or criticism or help. You dont need to watch real close to see he's actually quite frosty to the dude, and is talking about sex to the girl.
This further proves that Chris (Ian) is a extremely perverted man-child. Of all things about God of War, Chris absolutely thought it'd be necessary to mention the sex mini-game.... And if that wasn't fail enough, it of course had to be in the precense of a female.
I bet if you show that PSP to any PSP Fanboy/scene kid, he'd probably shoot himself in the fact that a 27-year old manchild destroyed a "Gangsta's Electronic."
Then again, I'm a PSP owner and I'm still creeped out by the fact that he took a shit on his case and decorated it with Sonichu crap.
Don't feel ashamed to play an epic series like god of war because this shithead plays it. While your playing god of war imagine the menators are chris chan. That will really motivate you to kill them.
@CommanderDESU As recent events have proven, that doesn't last.
If anything, Society needs to keep Chris too afraid to set foot out of that shithole house of his. He is a danger to people, and needs to be kept under a self-imposed house arrest so that the human race can continue to function in relative peace while the manchild is locked inside with the rest of the filth.
Hah. I bet he hasn't even played god of war. That chain came with that psp. He bought the psp because it was blue (like sonic) not because of god of war. that's why he was so vague on explaining it.
Who exactly was Ivy? Chris never mentioned much about her. Still, he implied strongly in some of his videos(and by the fact he took some og her down), that she was in fact a troll.
They're his friends, this is his friend's account, and he consented to this video, GAWD. Just because NO GOOD TROLLS found this account doesn't imply that this person's account is a NO GOOD TROLL.
His PSP case scares me.
swantonkid50 1 year ago
@swantonkid50 Wait till you see his Game Cube.
Altter221 1 year ago
A GIRL SAID TWO NAKED LADIES....OMFG THAT DEFIED PHYSICS
johntheant 1 year ago
wait...did he just way he WON the parappa the rapper contest!? No no Chris, the rules were quite clear- you lost, and they gave you a runner-up prize because you were a retarded manchild trying and being pathetic, and they pitied you. Kinda like how you got all of the few achievements you've got in your life...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 2
You know Chris is straighter than straight cause he played God of War for the naked ladiez.
bealtespip123 1 year ago
I spy a CWChu
Extra365 1 year ago
Uh Oh, he pulled out the PSP...moar Long Island Iced Tea stat!
thecyg12 1 year ago
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videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 2
he seems kinda fun to hang if he isnt a perv irl constantly
ghgod101 1 year ago
@ghgod101 He isn't. He's really awkward to talk to, because he doesn't know how to keep a conversation flowing. His egotism and basement dwelling lifestyle means he never asks questions about other people, he doesn't say anything until you ask him something, and even then he replies with one or two word answers. He has no social life though, so it'd make sense that he'd be socially inept...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia still that doesnt mean hes a perv
sure he mite be quiet but what do you expect for a guy who plays games all day
he mite not wanna bore other ppl about games irl (since hes done that irl
just saying
ghgod101 1 year ago
@ghgod101 He is a pervert though. He's perfectly happy talking about his achievements in gaming (as this video and his interview with Guru Larry proves), but terrible at making conversation generally. I've yet to see him speak one sentence that doesn't come across as creepy, awkward, pathetic, disgusting, or all of the above. He'd be terrible to hang out with. Look at his date with Emily. Bob had to do most of the talking, because Chris was just staring at her and not saying a word!
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@ghgod101 Not to mention he only did this shit because he thought it'd get him laid. He only does embarrassing stuff when he thinks he'll get pussy because of it. If you're a dude, It's be awful to hang with him, because he hates all men.
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia yeah im a dude
of...srsly?
im surprised that that dude never went to an asylum
&, hasn't he heard of hookers?
maybe, just maybe, doing 1 of the above (or both) would probably cure his brain-rotting addiction 4 sex
besides he doesnt rly know what a real relationship is anymore after all of those years playing on his gaemkewb & pee ess triple
just saying
sry i just have pity for this dude
ghgod101 1 year ago
@ghgod101 He actually tried to get a hooker once. He found her on craigslist, and he started telling her long rambling stories about how pathetic his life is and how has autism and how she should have sex with him for free. Needless to say, she hung up, and he still doesn't understand why to this day.
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia ahhhh
wait a sec
that would be a good idea for spazkid3d to make into a sonichu cartoon :3
ghgod101 1 year ago
@ghgod101 possibly. Spazkid's making a Chris Chan movie as we speak.
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia ...fuck!
ghgod101 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia Likewise, if you're a chick, it would be incredibly creepy to hang out with him.
Colddirector 11 months ago
Look. It's the very same Gay-tastic PSP that Chris played in the bar while drinking a Bud and conspiring to take pedo photos of Michael Snyder's daughter and run him over with his car.
mhirtes12 1 year ago 2
@mhirtes12 I thought he was playing his DS that time.
Imverybored89 1 year ago
Ugh, I actually stumbled across the cwcki page showing all these clips, and I had high hopes. The people he was with seemed to be really nice, at least to his face. Chris seemed to be coming out of his shell, genuinely seemed like he's having fun. He actually really seemed friendly and responsive in these clips. And then this, which... I guess still isn't that bad... but everyone knows what he said was very inappropriate. The girl he told it to seemed like a good sport about it.
DaMagiCraven 1 year ago
I know Chris is considered a 'lol-cow' of the internet. And he's said and done some very offensive things. Still it would be nice if he could have some real friends who could help him learn to function better around people, and enjoy offline a little more. He's fairly high functioning, I think he has the potential to better himself. Maybe I'm just being naive (no pun intended) or overly optimistic.
DaMagiCraven 1 year ago 3
@DaMagiCraven Your being overly optimistic. I'm often torn between trolling him and trying to give advice but when it comes down to it, hes a racist homophobic bigot and that's what drives a lot of his trolls.
ColeRegnum 1 year ago
@DaMagiCraven High hopes or trying to be supportive of Chris only gets you destroyed by trolls, AND Chris. The only people who end up FAILing more than Chris does, is the people who support him. Sadly, through his own actions and words, he repeatedly - REPEATEDLY - shows that he will never, ever recieve, or even be receptive to, advice or criticism or help. You dont need to watch real close to see he's actually quite frosty to the dude, and is talking about sex to the girl.
tw1stedgrudge 1 year ago
OMG IT'S IAN
Gunbard 2 years ago
0:09 Now that's a heavily vandalized PSP.
DoctorBeardface 2 years ago
So what's the story behind this? Who are the other people in the video? Friends(yeah right)? Family? God-Tier trolls?
KingoffKentucky 2 years ago
God-Tier trolls, my friend.
God-Tier trolls.
machineowar 2 years ago 29
White Knights trying to normalize him.
Garlannd 2 years ago 4
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herp derp attention whore let's go hang out with and patronize chris chan
notfrickintellinyou 2 years ago
This further proves that Chris (Ian) is a extremely perverted man-child. Of all things about God of War, Chris absolutely thought it'd be necessary to mention the sex mini-game.... And if that wasn't fail enough, it of course had to be in the precense of a female.
TheRealJawnz 2 years ago 7
I second this. Fucking CWC makes me rage every goddamn time.
DrunkenDrew 2 years ago
seeing naked ladies makes him feel like a big boy. He doesn't care about beating the crap out of mythical beings.
V3N0M1300 2 years ago
derp derp derp derp, derp derp derp
MrNobodysPinealGland 2 years ago
I bet if you show that PSP to any PSP Fanboy/scene kid, he'd probably shoot himself in the fact that a 27-year old manchild destroyed a "Gangsta's Electronic."
Then again, I'm a PSP owner and I'm still creeped out by the fact that he took a shit on his case and decorated it with Sonichu crap.
KlayMan2007alt 2 years ago 3
The camera girl has a laugh that makes it obvious what a heartless cunt she is.
EmptyHero 2 years ago 8
your right, lol
SoothingHysteria 2 years ago
I don't like it when I hear Chris say naked or sex.
CalBro 2 years ago
HEHE TWO NAKED LADIES AND U CAN HAVE SEX OFFSCREEN
That wasn't Chains of Olympus, Chris, that was the first game. Pig-disgusting retard makes me feel ashamed to play the God of War series.
VengefulRonin 2 years ago 2
Don't feel ashamed to play an epic series like god of war because this shithead plays it. While your playing god of war imagine the menators are chris chan. That will really motivate you to kill them.
fman40000 2 years ago 7
this shits disturbing
diddykongfu 2 years ago
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shinton90 2 years ago
Surgeon General's warning:
Fail should only be consumed as part of a balanced diet.
Do not operate heavy machinery after imbibing fail.
Fail in the rear-view mirror may be nearer than it appears.
Spookoyuko 2 years ago 3
Where is his "I'm looking for a, smoke free, non-alcoholic, caring, 18-to my age, boy friend-free girl" sign"?
DragonFly122 2 years ago
His mom wouldnt let him have it. (i'm not even joking)
Distractingkid 2 years ago
It's not that she wouldn't let him have it. She explained to him that it made him look like a retard and he willingly disposed of it.
can1neperson 2 years ago
What the fuck its like you're talking to some 12 year old kid who goes wow boobies lololol. Oh wait, fucking manchild.
KoreaEatCat 2 years ago 2
make that a manchild who is mentally 5-7 years old...
rossthef0x 2 years ago
Those fucking glasses.
trollinforthalulz 2 years ago
A FUCKING FERRARI SHIRT
Chris has achieved baller status
emac1507 2 years ago 8
Its nice that he is getting out and about but I hope he isn't getting trolled again.
MalloryJames9 2 years ago
Don't be a white knight.
tregnier279 2 years ago 8
All signs point to an obvious trolling.
LordBeluga 2 years ago
Chris-chan nows how to break the ice with the ladies!
"Naked ladies... and... have sex with them..."
*smooth*
tregnier279 2 years ago 12
Is that a purse with himself & Sonichu?
Xepher2010Returns 2 years ago 2
At least he is outside and acting like a normal autistic guy.
CommanderDESU 2 years ago
@CommanderDESU As recent events have proven, that doesn't last.
If anything, Society needs to keep Chris too afraid to set foot out of that shithole house of his. He is a danger to people, and needs to be kept under a self-imposed house arrest so that the human race can continue to function in relative peace while the manchild is locked inside with the rest of the filth.
mhirtes12 1 year ago 3
Also, I bet he "completed" it on the easist setting.
scorptatious 2 years ago
I'll bet he bought GOW Chains of Olympus just for the sex minigame.
scorptatious 2 years ago 5
Nice
Zujfsn 2 years ago
He was staring a kratos at that part. He thinks hes so fine with his shirt off
applepie181 2 years ago 3
YES.
snuffaluffagus89 2 years ago
Two legged social disaster.
FuckYourAssRaw 2 years ago 4
Chris-chan is the God of Penis. Kratos is going to fucking DIE
Gihaal 2 years ago 2
Change your glasses Chris
Paumonsu 2 years ago 3
And you people had hope for him...
HA-Ha-HA!
Jesterclown17 2 years ago
say, y'all know where I can find that no-good Clyde Cash? I hear he's on the YouTube somwhere...
mrclydecash 2 years ago
You sir, are a disgrace to the internet.
TheClydeCash 2 years ago
Holy shit! What has he done that poor PSP?!
PaniPoniTenshi 2 years ago 8
It'sa Logitech case that can take a custom face plate/skin. Allegedly he's got shit on the actual PSP too though.
MSWift 2 years ago
That's our Chris-Chan!™
JorealConners 2 years ago 6
Oh god, he has his face on his PSP. *face palm*
And of course he only likes God of War because of the naked ladies.
MewLime 2 years ago 25
@MewLime or maybe because of the naked dudes
boitahaki 1 year ago
Hah. I bet he hasn't even played god of war. That chain came with that psp. He bought the psp because it was blue (like sonic) not because of god of war. that's why he was so vague on explaining it.
morningwoodrocks 2 years ago
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CamillePolnareff 2 years ago
They didn't even need to ask Chris why he liked God of War games. I could've told you that before they were even released.
OhhhMyAxels 2 years ago 4
Damn, I always thought I was socially retarded. He needs to try spending a week in London. He'd most likely get shanked
CyberpunkChris 2 years ago 3
He plays God of War?
muserock7997 2 years ago
He IS the God of war!
alphaotakux 2 years ago 4
Chris is the God of FAIL.
DragonFly122 2 years ago
It's about time he played something that isn't rated E.
SonichuFan4Ever 2 years ago 3
I knew he was socially inept... But from 0:30 onwards, I think my brain just collapsed in on itself.
zenrgy 2 years ago
Half of my face might be paralyzed, but at least I'm not as awkward as this faggot.
HayrettinBalci 2 years ago 6
Proof is a proof?
Coyu3 2 years ago
This better be part of a bigger plan.
edroivas 2 years ago 2
oh my god. he's actually growing up.
I swear to god, if he sells all his anime shit, and shows a video. I will fucking shit myself. I guarantee.
CaustoVirale 2 years ago
You and me both, brother. I gotta see it to believe it. Can this train wreck find redemption? I suppose all things are possible.
CreepyMcCreep 2 years ago
Don't fucking diss anime!!! D=<
JonathanClement140 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Anime fucking sucks you should stop watching your shojo shit
Hotstarthefaggot 2 years ago
Well, that's your opinion.
JonathanClement140 2 years ago
What's your fat ass still doing around here? I thought i-mockery finished you off once and for all. ;<
Comeback209 2 years ago
i think he is balding
amr857 2 years ago 2
It is nice to see Chris Chan socializing. Ivy may have been a troll, but he wll find his true love, unlike the test of you trolls.
SonichuFan4Ever 2 years ago
As hilarious as he is, i agree
Zounah 2 years ago
Ivy wasn't a troll.
That troll, Rocky, convinced Chris that she was. It's bullshit.
can1neperson 2 years ago 2
Who exactly was Ivy? Chris never mentioned much about her. Still, he implied strongly in some of his videos(and by the fact he took some og her down), that she was in fact a troll.
SonichuFan4Ever 2 years ago
She was Chris' TRUE and Honest sweetheart, but Rocky, convinced that Chris is too much of a "retard", didn't believe her and ruined her for Chris.
can1neperson 2 years ago
Ahaha, I just noticed he's wearing a Ferrari shirt
shbomb 2 years ago
i like what is being done here, but it seems as if a lot is being held back... i assume more will come at a later date?
superfreak8813 2 years ago
OH MY GOD HE COMPLETED
PedobearMansion 2 years ago
God of war 2 does fucking rock.
benzo12 2 years ago
who are the people who are interviewing him? why did he consent to this?
frostytheaussie 2 years ago
Trolls.
LordBeluga 2 years ago
They're his friends, this is his friend's account, and he consented to this video, GAWD. Just because NO GOOD TROLLS found this account doesn't imply that this person's account is a NO GOOD TROLL.
champthom 2 years ago 2
They're not interviewing him. Chris is just hanging out with friends.
can1neperson 2 years ago
rofl psp faceplate
ChrisChanArchive 2 years ago
"winning videos" my ass. And way to mention God of War being good because of sex.
MisterMittens 2 years ago 7
At least he is playing something not meant for a pre-teen.
SonichuFan4Ever 2 years ago
... Did you not see what he had on his fucking psp cover?
Any points he gets for being normal are forfeited for that alone.
Jesterclown17 2 years ago 3
what is it?
InsaneChef 2 years ago
It's a collage, with pictures of him and Sonichu and some other bullshit.
tregnier279 2 years ago
oh i see, I thought it looked kinda creepy XD
InsaneChef 2 years ago
Oh really? And the collage on it *isn't* creepy?
tregnier279 2 years ago
it's very creepy. not unlike chrischan though lol
InsaneChef 2 years ago
I noticed too. I posted an article for it on CWCki the minute I saw it.
tregnier279 2 years ago
camera head set? camera eyes glasses? or straight up camera? lol
martinithechobit 2 years ago
Hmm.. nice.
RosechusPickle 2 years ago