Pointless Profanity

[Mrsomeone726]

I wonder how censored version would sound like...

[EyeofHorus45]

What is with all the sexual related videos?????

[MegaDarkAngelLP]

OW! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys finish the show without me!

[jennschmahl]

My name is go fuck yourself.

[alex2green]

@jennschmahl

Hello go fuck yourself, nice to meet you!

My name is I shit on your face!

[doop00]

This is Discovery channel material.

[halorulesyourface]

jon please make more of these! a LOT more

[midnightsandwich69]

can somebody explain why a childbirth video is in the related vids?

[1redneck15]

@midnightsandwich69 better question is who posts a childbirth video on youtube anyway?

[igorcheteful]

I really wanted to see that interview with the Motherfuckingsonofabitchbastar­d.

[JaYfizz0]

SNAPPING TURTLE

[rayrum60]

I am jealous of the genius!

[heinzie5]

he was only 26 here. so young and full of life while he makes out with that tree. kind of spiritual in a way..

[thebigchillman]

KEEP PRESSING 8 BWAHAHAHAAHA

[ChukNorrisKillsU]

pee pee poo

[ImVodkaboy]

I think this is where I learned the english word cunt a few years ago

[overgrowthesystem420]

first 1:15 was hilarious, the rest was fucking gay wtf

[LittleLeeloo33]

Wishes I was that tree. I know how sad that is <3

[MrGingaVitis]

cackass. LOL

[MrAmishal]

motherfuckingsonofabitchbastar­d



[mbell28164]

pee pee poo

[spawn399]

806 people don't shit, piss or fuck.

[YourResource2]

I was laughing soo fuking hard in the begginning and my mom was right there LMFAO!!!

[Alias3141]

@allwise1977 You are so foolish. Acting so pious. Your name is allwise1977. That means your around 34 years old which is absolutely not enough time for you to fully understand God's word. Shut up until you truly, truly understand God. (Because your not that smart, I will just explain this to you. You will only know God when you die.)

[thehindmost88]

@Alias3141 Completely Ignorant Translation Brought to you by an Asshole: Shut up, you'll never get my point because I don't believe anything rational, and you speaking rationally just makes me angry! God! Why won't you believe what I do already! God is supposed to be all powerful, why won't he make you believe me!? Oh wait, that's right, he's testing my faith my making me listen to a sinner like you. *Fingers in ear* Lalalalalala

[caniseeyourtitties]

@Alias3141 "You will only know God when you die."

Aha, looks like someone's in for quite a surprise to the contrary.

By the way, you meant to say "Because *you're* not that smart". How ironic, a supposedly 'smart' person not knowing the difference between your and you're. Fucking idiot.

[Lennon4ever1]

George Carlin would be so proud! -LOL

[TolgaXatalic]

Pee pee poo!!

Pooey!

[ThaReenter]

I love how the closed captions say "Facials brought to you by you grandfather's balls here for the sister and sticky smelly diarrhea."

[michaelruedymailcom]

suck my balls lady

[CodySCENEofficial]

@allwise1977 .....................

[just4mak]

thats disturbing...

[agollaglee]

this definitely needs an episode 3

[Franciscanplaypiano]

STIFLER

[darknarutofox1]

5 4 an insultment of ur sister

[fabzz12]

Lol apparently Canadians cant swear when they're hurt.. =p

[flashdeadman]

pause, play, press 5 or 6 over and over again



[mci150]

when i fell i laughed so hard

[travisbarker1011]

AHH PEEPEE POO!

[Dawtontino]

Everytime I stub my toe, do something wrong, or asked what i'm doing while I sit on the toilet, I will respond,"Snapping turtle!"

[scarecrow0800]

pause video. Then play again, then repeatedly tap 2. :D

[SuperNovaSky1]

I think this guy is Stiffler's older brother.

[ScFreaked]

@SuperNovaSky1 IT'S STIFLER WITH ONE F GODDAMMIT!

[Cantstopthebaddancer]

@SuperNovaSky1 No, its Stiffler is he wasn't Stiffler and if he was funny.

[zotdead08]

@SuperNovaSky1 I was 100th like

[56turtleman]

press 8 for poo

[mariannelaurin1]

1. pause video

2. resume video

3. hold 2

LOL

[Rumorconfirmer1]

he promised cocks cunts and assholes at the end-__-

[rosslabossiere]

Peepeepooooo

[DiecoolenCoolen]

Ich liebe dich soooo sehr :D Du bist echt sau lustig. Komm sofort nach Deutschland!

[earnham47]

Press 5... Bastard.

[imapisces23]

@earnham47 more like 6

[earnham47]

@imapisces23 thanks for pointing that out, my bad!

[ZombieGamer009]

@Metaldudehere 1. Get a life

2: Kill your self

[HarakiriGTR]

POOEY!

[kevinrb100]

MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH BASTARD

[MrDrugsarebad]

AIR FINGERING!!!

[ais614bum]

@VagicilWipe666

You might even say he got

*puts on sunglasses*

Wood

YAAAAAAA!!

[VagicilWipe666]

@ais614bum XD

[dazzayen90]

FIRST!

[TheFarmrBoy]

pause, play, then hold either 1, 2, 6, or 8 for a laugh

[supadingi101]

1. Pause video

2. Resume video

3. Hold 2

4, Laugh

[madinsomaniac]

he cant even say a proper swear word off camera hahaha

[icianthea]

Sucking wood there, yeah?

[tennisguy821]

scroll up man, your missing the video!

[Zerokaiszer]

@tennisguy821

Lol'd



[SEATTLEBOI253]

ppl who get thumbs up post something about vevo and Justin Bieber..Something or someone brought them here or people what start comments with "thumbs up if.."... lil wayne sucks, im listening to this is 2011, something about the dislike bar and charlie sheen, your leaning on your left elbow, only gay people get thumbs.. ummm Casey Anthony, Rebecca black, Eminem is the best.. scroll back up your missing the video

[929becky]

when he said my name is go fuck yourself i started to laugh my fucking ass off holy shit this man is so fucking funny oh my fucking god he is fucking amazing

[youlosesucka420]

I climbed a no-tree today.

[joesprings1324]

keep pressing 8

[joesprings1324]

worst fake fall ever :D

[skate72w]

I took a piss on that tree.

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[olifell]

My name is Gofuck Yoself :)

[SierraSpartanC4]

Pee Pee Pooh

[crunchmaster9000]

@SierraSpartanC4 Hey! There's no need for that kind of language! Now you've just ruined my excitement for that Motherfucking Sonofabitch Bastard interview!

[zyzor]

KIss my ass!!! I'll say it a little louder then get fucked!

[mlatt14]

oh snapping turtle!!!



[codbamf]

its stiffler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[dologany]

A motherfucking-son-of-a-bitch-b­astard ! LOL !  :D

[Zelterman]

he just doesn't give a fuck

[jacobofunlivion]

Episode three please.

[ferovader419]

My name is Gofuckyourself XDDD cracked me up!

[kyleswanson09ify]

798 people are mother fucking sons of bitch bastards

[WeAreFlawed]

Hysterical!

[ThatMinecraftPlace]

WHAT IS THE POINT?!?

[ferovader419]

@ThatMinecraftPlace Theres no point.....thats the point

[EaglePeder]

press 5, two things that go together real well.

[RyanPriceish]

I'm still waiting for an interview with Moe The Trucking Sauna-King Hitch Master...

[OctoGangsta]

But I wanted to see the interview with the mother fucking son of a bitch basterd :(

[1000WaysToTerraria]

Hold 7 for leg twitch

[Sunbearish]

when we come back from the break we're going to sit down for an exclusive interview, with the mother fucking son of a bitch bastard.

[mdizzle941]

oooops i meant 6 then 5

[mdizzle941]

press 8 then 7 to hear "bastard, yourr whore of a sister" xD lol

[burberrycap13]

to find out what you are press 6 to find out what your sister is press 5 to find out what you stink of press 8 thankyou for reading you cocksucking jizz guzzling cunts

[dtihkse]

my name is "goefek yussuf"

[MrJonnyames]

press 8 repeatedly

[hacksaw319]

awww snapping turtles. Darn ankle.

[Screamingshadow]

I honestly think he should make these into full-length shows. I'd really love to watch a whole season of this even =)

[crunchmaster9000]

this is so darn hilarious! Pardon my language.

[TheStormie456]

i almost lost it when he said sticky smelly diarrhea

[209BluntSmoker]

u mudafuckin SonOfaBitch basterd LOL!

[LeGriizz]

press 8 to know what i did 5 minutes ago

[Brigitta860]

My name is: go fuck yourself , and today show be this scussing: shitting , Pissing and fucking <-- LOOOOOOOOOL

[TonyDelgado24]

@Brigitta860 discussing lol not this cussing

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

press 2 for the tablefuck! or press 5 for "your whore of a sister" or maybe 6 for "bastard" and of cause 8 for "poo"

[HoytBowhunter888]

(5) is a (8) (6).....Press in order

[KILLit911]

ahhh SNAPPING TURTLE!

[CatsWithoutHats]

"oh yeah i did", "caca" later used in the best song in the world, and retaphin commercial.

[tylerjamesmenard]

Damnit! Gofuck Yourself I wan't my interview with Motherfucking Sonofa Bitchbastard.

[TheKnowU]

I have no idea how i'm supposed to react when i see this video O.o

[VagicilWipe666]

You must like humping Wood :D

[FlameAngelBG]

@VagicilWipe666 Yeah he gave the wood a wood xD

[VagicilWipe666]

@FlameAngelBG haha XD

[XxPoolaxX]

Everyone who disliked this video is a "press 6"

[MilSimAirsoft1]

MOTHERFUCKINGSONOFABITCHBASTAR­D

[crazy4buble]

Press 5.  Then 6. Then 8.

[CSut21]

795 fuck holes don't like mother fucking ass fuck bad tit fucking shit hole language

[Rievoldt]

The intro is the best.

[deesheet]

press 5 for who i fucked

[stacker911]

752 "dont like" voters are christian or islamic fundamentalists.

[hooverh4]

press 5 for the truth.

[TouchMyAcorns]

Press 5 then 6. "you're a bastard"

[xN1NJAxR3APZ]

Snaping turtle

[GoddessOfYou27]

I know a (press 6 here)

[josemartinezofficial]

press 8 repatadley lolol

[yeahDrEuthanasia]

THANKS FOR FUCKING WATCHING.. you're awesome, man. Greetings from Czech rep., Europe

[thesheldonator]

mother fucking son-of-a-bitch bastard

[futonanime]

lol right when he started talking about bleeding vaginas i heard a tampax commercial start playing in the background.

[DJStompZone]

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmaooooo!

*favorite*

[DangerouzDillon]

thats a true tree hugger :)

[mapexdrummer2]

For over 10 years, I have been harrassed, psychologically tortured and direct energy attacked. My abusers summised one of the reasons for this was I used, profane language in my head e.g. f***, mother******, c***, etc. when I was being psychologically torutured due to stress. I mean...I was spiritually extremely depressed. I wonder if they could empathise???? These people are 'frightfully' nice, the others are racist iggies. No wonder in my deepest darkest moments I made a comedy ridiculing them

[ChaseK4Eva]

Today's show is brought to you by your grandfather's balls, your whore of a sister, and sticky, smelly diarrhea. LMFAO

[manbeartauren]

fakest fall lol

[khvjdjyrd]

This isn't funny. :D

[bman462]

@khvjdjyrd yes it is dipshit :D

[jovan856]

Jon Lajoie is chainsawing a tree

[tyyyynu]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A POOEY ?

[URGODLY]

Your grandfathers balls lol

[Mason750]

Over 2 million people have seen this man hump a tree

[limetheleamer]

MFSOBAH

[BigThier96]

and on today's show we'll be discussing shitting, pissing and fucking LMAO

[coffeetablesex]

Profanity is NEVER pointless...

[TheWundaboi]

1:37 i do that with my trees too

[xxRA9D0llxx]

Man, I haven't seen tree action that sexy since Molly Shannon was tounguing that one in SuperStar.......Of course, she was just doing her part to save the rainforest.

[vidy8887]

DID I MENTION I LIKE SOUP!.... 1:20

[pewpewplunkett87]

for a tourette suffering guy thsi shwo makes perfect sense

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

My grandmother was right. This is funny!

[plastiko1291]

this guy is a fkin genius man!

[ShaneDawsonRocks1145]

AWWW SNAPPING TURTLES.

Aww pooie, >.<

[annedrodgyness]

He sure likes that tree.

[MegaFatWalrus]

sticky smelly diarrhea

[drunkensich]

i love it!

[Elijah0Wtf]

"good after noon and welcome to another edition of pointless profanity. My name is GOFUCK-YOURSELF and todays show we'll be discussing SHITTING,PISSING, AND FUCKING. we'll also be taking a close look at COCKS,CUNTS AND ASSHOLES later on in the show" ...... You Fucking lied

[kirk0respite]

looks like aston cutcher with balls

[xXjfresh671Xx]

My Grand Father's Balls Fucking Rocks!!!

[MegaTeddy3]

what the fuckin bitch cunt why cant i get the fuckin embeded code

[DILLIGAFPK]

he should be stiffler

[Gdayguy36]

You can tell he was really trying to hold back the laughter. Hilarious.