Soulcalibur III - Jesus vs. Bruce Lee

[TheDarkkeychain]

Sweet video, you got a nice series here. : )

Thanks for the vids and good luck in SCV.

[Nemesis958]

@TheDarkkeychain Thanks!

[EloTheLast]

We all know Bruce would win hands down :P

[DixieDregs22]

Wait Bruce Lee VS. Jesus???? I thought they were the same person!

[Devialx10]

Jesus won...?

[TheNihgter]

jesus forgive you your sinds and now?

[KyleCehall]

Grim Reaper Jesus OP

[Nemesis958]

666 comments, I have to change that.

[IvanISP12]

Fuck u man!!! dont mess with jesus! thats just stupid Inmature

[Nemesis958]

@IvanISP12 So we can both agree that it's not immature.

[thekevingamer3]

@Nemesis958 you make good vid of soul calibur 3 make more

[thekevingamer3]

@Nemesis958 u rock make more of this

[Nemesis958]

@thekevingamer3 I don't have a working PS2 or the game.

[thekevingamer3]

@Nemesis958 ok but thank you for making this vid of soul calibur and the others of soul calibur

[Nemesis958]

@thekevingamer3 Thanks for watching.

[CristianApostol]

@Nemesis958 use pcsx2

[Nemesis958]

@CristianApostol Doesn't work well on my PC.

[M3phL]

jesus with a scythe? o.o

[akori18]

What happened to "turning the other cheek"?

[shadowkiller3500xd]

@akori18 Scythes dont have cheeks, do they?

[DreadAces]

how ironic is it that Jesus is wielding a reaper o_O

[hellomynameisrodney]

I could totally see Jesus wielding Ivy's chain-blade.

[TheWayshowerTube]

to funny hahaha

[pikachu7567]

It's funny cuz Bruce Lee is an atheist

[thevideotour1]

Give up?! Okay, it's the Benny Hills theme song -- remember it!

[thevideotour1]

Do you know that music that plays over that battle?!

[Nemesis958]

@thevideotour1 Yakety Sax, you should've read other comments.

[LloydChristmas777]

You can't simply knock Jesus off the platform onto the water, for he would simply walk on it.

[UltimateTibu]

You're Bruce Lee is a little off. I think that was a bad hairstyle choice. Also, he should be wearing the martial artist shoes. Just trying to be helpful.

[Nemesis958]

@UltimateTibu I am not Bruce Lee.

[1230jacob]

wierd choice of music

[wjsvalderrama]

bruce: death...is waiting for you

jesus: heh where do you think i got this scythe

bruce: ....touche

[thevideotour1]

What's the name of that music that plays over the battle?

[Nemesis958]

@thevideotour1 Read other comments.

[veteranofsmashbros]

This fight would have ended in a draw because Jesus is Jesus and he would turn the other cheek and Bruce is a wise martial artist, so this fight would've never happened.

[NWAGB5421]

you shoulda made Jesus invincible. everybody knows no mortal fool can kill him

[jtc1999]

jesus sinned. he killeda guy. BUH BUH BUUUUUH!!!

[HellsCloudXx]

Wow...i think we should all confess our sins nao O.O Or else....you get teh scythe

[OmfgDef]

Eat the fucking power of Nazareth, Brucey.

[MrPikmin16]

In a real battle, Bruce Lee would've won.

[Nemesis958]

@SpiritofLag No thanks.

[CryingMaxys]

Jesus looks like Chabal! LMAO

[RaveBeef]

this video was fake, Bruce Lee lost.

[rickcell09]

that was epic lol

[Mogh]

The afterlife should be this cool.

[undeadsos5]

oh come on bruce lee should've soo kicked his ass

[FkingFker]

you should do a Chuck Norris vs Satan O.O

[Nemesis958]

@FkingFker I could do it if I had the game and a PS2.

[zabuza1661]

music plz

[Nemesis958]

@zabuza1661 Yakety Sax, learn to read other comments!

[HATERofEVILcritics]

WHY does Jesus have a SCYTHE? Was i a "Sorry i sacrificed you for the good of humanity even though they are gonna think you dont exist and make endless jokes at both yours and my expense" present from God? Or is Death on holiday?

PS. I am an Athiest, this joke is not aimed at insulting anyone's faith. If you rely on beliefs to get through life, no one has the right to take them away. :)

[Nemesis958]

@HATERofEVILcritics Jesus borrowed it from Death.

[taolapro321phe]

@Nemesis958 lmao xD 

[johnoXdamage]

jesus died for us, and bruce lee died for teaching badass kung-fu

[robbbie123]

Benny hill vs his theme song!

[skullcrush700]

in reality there would be no winner

[firefoxcodex15]

Racist!!!!

[Nemesis958]

@firefoxcodex15 You are for making that comment.

[GUSTAVO4078]

jajajaja jesus kick the ass bruce lee!

[moonchild3131]

GO JESUS GO~!!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Its ok. Even if Jesus died, He'd respawn in 3 days.

[MrXemnas97]

Gosh! Why you do this with a man that gave your life for us? this is not right!

[Nemesis958]

@MrXemnas97 You're talking about Bruce Lee?

[JRC3034]

@MrXemnas97 shut up, tool. He's a fictional character.

[daisukeXIXniwa]

oh the irony.. jesus with a scythe lol

[Nintendo122333]

Blasphemy! >=O

Says religious people...

When secretly, they're thinking that this is very entertaining and very cool. xD

[goldiesguy82]

Don't F with the Holy Spirit son!

[tboneslam]

Jesus should of made a flood if you asked me.

[harlybear100]

This is all wrong....Bruce Lee and Jesus are one.

[jonitis117]

lamo! religous people cant take a joke can they lol nemesis958 are you surprised you got so much crap lol

[Nemesis958]

@jonitis117 I knew more people would like it than hate it.

[TheNightStudio]

This is bad esus doesnt fight he is a very humble man if u ask me and the music just does not suit the video.

P.S: Jesus has never wielded an axe in his life and he never will

[jonitis117]

@TheNightStudio jesus was a carpenter so im pretty sure he need to chop some wood so fail to you and the point of this is to be dont troll

[PARADOXADOR]

@TheNightStudio Yeah you're right, he's not wielding an Axe in this video either.

[fare777]

@TheNightStudio Thats called a scythe, you idiot...

[Axelin1993]

Jesus is a noob hahahahaha

[silverhedgehog192]

What? Jesus Can have his MANLY fight too!!!

[TheMartinvok]

what is the song?

[Nemesis958]

@TheMartinvok Yakety Sax

[bustapunk101]

go to church mutha fucka

[MrMatthewUnger]

Who knew Jesus was so violent?

[HaganeSteel]

Jesus with a scythe feels strangely appropriately. Haha. And he has an epic victory pose!

[yuffiey7]

bullshit Jesus! fuck Jesus! motherfucker Jizzers!!

[DragovainLord]

This is what people get when the beat chuck norris... (bruce lee did lol)

[hbubba2009]

hahahaaha chinese fire drill music

[Hriedmarrj]

This, children, is how you troll. Have Jesus lose a battle to anyone. People will be angry.

[Marthbomber]

Ahh dont worry he'll be back in i dunnno three days tops?

[crzycrzy14]

CHUCK NORRIS VS JESUS!!!!

[felfazeebo]

JESUS WILL ALWAYS WIN WOO!

[THEJamgun]

I dont know what to say.

The fuck.

[TimmyXTrixieForeva]

Jesus FTW there should be a Jesus vs Chuck Norris vid

[Omerdancer]

jesus listed rock LOL

[SatanicAlchemy1]

*chuck norris approves this fight*

[TheValiantBob]

I remember I once made a Jesus Mii. but then my mom made me delete it because she didn't like the thought of Jesus beating-up/being-beat-up-by people in Wii Sports Boxing

[KimSsF]

and i thought pikachu with a minigun was pwnage

[TheNeighborhoodKids9]

Jesus won. of course. He always wins

[SuperPudding2]

does bruce lee have yoda's voice i cant here cause of the serious epic music playing

[GAF1987]

Its a shame Jesus isn't in Soul Calibur for real. He could have a move where he restored health by drinking from the Holy Grail.

[KimSsF]

@GAF1987 I like that idea.

[SpMeKP]

Conclusion: Jesus kicks ass

[itachiitachi1946]

I WANT THIS MUSIC BEEING PLAED ON MY WEDING DAY!!!!

[TheBadassWoopa]

Oh yeah, asians pwn again :)

[TheValiantBob]

idk why, but I kinda pictured Jesus with a different style. also, GAH! JESUS MAN, PUT ON SOME PANTS!!!

[TheValiantBob]

idk why, but I kinda pictured Jesus with a different style.

[drayanair]

I thinkJesus aint liking this. Just sayin xD

[Nemesis958]

@drayanair He gave a thumb up for the video though.

[IlReStregone]

lol

[09Roxas90]

lol i can imagine jesus' come back to " death... is waiting for you!" and to the people that are saying that this is a disgrace to god or something, jesus won didn't he???!!?!?

[MegatheMario1]

Grrrrr.......this is a disgrace to Jesus

[Nemesis958]

@MegatheMario1 You are a disgrace to God.

[danishcarrot]

@MegatheMario1 hey at least he won

[stew9703]

@MegatheMario1 Freedom of speech mother fucker!!!!

[murdaman2]

@MegatheMario1 jesus is a cunt

[hajimenoippopower2]

XD

[carl056]

oh no jesus died..... AGAIN!!!!!!

[flargot]

JESUS WINS!!

[riolumza]

you realize your going to hell for this right?

[Nemesis958]

@riolumza your? You're going to hell for that.

[SuperJJsmom]

@riolumza its just a video game idiot, it don't affect bad or good. 

[SuperJJsmom]

@riolumza besides, its a batlle theatre, you watch the battle

[DragonboyRAGH]

They do this all day up in heaven

[cenabonb]

Jesus pwned Bruce Lee XD roflmfao!!!

[riku1768]

lol i really thought bruce lee would win

[EzioAssassyn]

Jezus Maryja !!!

[darkmallician]

1:10

bruce lee CASTRADOOOOOOO

[darkmallician]

WTFFFFFFFFF

NO ME IMAGINO A JESUS CON UNA GUADAÑA XD

[psychozombie101]

why does jesus have a sythe? he always seemed to be a staff user to me. your video your rules i suppose

[Nemesis958]

@psychozombie101 For making it more fun.

[psychozombie101]

@Nemesis958 that works. at least you didn't give him voldo's style. :D

[DeathEaterChic16]

0:46

THAT IS NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.

[Zakura616]

MYTH BUSTED: Christians are combative! Just look at how Jesus punched out(metaphorically speaking) Bruce Lee! BRUCE FUCKEN LEE!

[ILoveStratsFloyded]

How ironic. Jesus is using a scythe :3

[youngb1ood]

jesus does not carry a weapon. he uses his mind to defeat you.

[jermboy47]

HA!

[Ikua99]

Is it just me or does it sound like it says British Monk before it starts?

[drkcrstl]

forget my 1st question : it was f$cking dumb

[drkcrstl]

2 questions :

-why is jesus's hair like that ? aint it suppoesed to be BROWN and longer in the upper part?

-why do ppl talk so much about chuck norris ? did he make a lot of fighting movies ... ? something ?

[Nemesis958]

@drkcrstl You're new to Internet?

[drkcrstl]

@Nemesis958 why u ask ?

[Nemesis958]

@drkcrstl Because of your question about Chuck Norris.

[drkcrstl]

@Nemesis958 well no im not new.

i just made the question before i did some googling about him :)

but now i know he infact did a bunch of fighting movie and he was in at least one tv show called 'ranger (something)' damnit cant remember the name

[SaNdRoAPV]

@drkcrstl chuck norris think he's the best fighter in the world...if you see a show of Walker Texas Ranger (or some movie), he fights alone vs 1k guys and he ever win easly. so that's why lot of ppl say "Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus" and some other

[jacarto]

I miss Bud Spencer & Terence Hill.

[Nemesis958]

@jacarto So do I.

[sexyvampiredude3]

Chuck Norris would beat them both with both hand tied behind his back blindfolded

[Hassidboy]

Well!!!!! Who wins the last fight!!! Is a question that must b answered!!!

[TheReturnofLurker15]

LOL

[hoboboxerjoe]

@xXRoyaltyXx7, Wow, so you'd end my existence based off of one sentence, eh?

Yeah, you're not an overzelous nutcase, not at all...

(here on Earth we call that sarcasm)

[hoboboxerjoe]

YEAH! GO BRUCE! End the Christian zeitgeist!

[KitWriter]

Benny Hill theme makes anything funnier!

[whythelongface33]

Chuck Norris could take them both with his hands tied behind his back

[octasquid90]

whats the name of this song ,and wouldnt Jesus be able to kill him in one hit or walk away on the water i mean hes Jesus for peetz sake

[Nemesis958]

@octasquid90 Yakety Sax obviously...

[vampiregerbils]

that actually made me lol

[Uberboy07]

bruce lee vs Jesus LAWL!

[stardistroyerben]

I Like Both of These Guys, Bruce Lee is my Favorite Karate Person

[1peterkim123]

@stardistroyerben Bruce lee never learned karate he learned kung fu and made jeet kune do -_-

[stardistroyerben]

@1peterkim123 I Dont Know, But Bruce Lee Still Kicks Ass, Too Bad He's Dead 37 years ago now, i hope he has a happy life

[Person0805]

And Jesus is supposed to be funny.... so to the people who don't like him here or need to argue what you believe, please just grow a sense of humor >_>

other than that, i loved the vid XD the song there was kinda funny and random. Needs something epic tho for Jesus and Bruce...

[Catacomb007]

For jesus he says "satan"

[Nemesis958]

@Catacomb007 Jesus's class is Saint.

[stardistroyerben]

@Nemesis958 Yes It Soud Like Satan, LOL

[kylester08]

do you really need to put Jesus in here

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@kylester08

Do you really need to believe in a god to get through life?

[Person0805]

@LamentOfInnocence1

sigh. not who you were addressing, but I have to reply. How old are you? You really gonna say people are religious only to get through life. Ignorant. People grew up that way, people are happy that way, there's moral. Hell, believe it or not, there are classes and scholarly studies at college for Christianity. I could cap YouTube's max character count 4x easily just saying why want you said is wrong. No one's forcing anything on you, and yes, you're ignorant.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@Person0805

Cool story bro

[panos3320]

and the winner is...........CHUCK NORRIS !!!

[TheNinjafish22]

@panos3320 no bruce lee because he was the one man to kill chuck Norris

[Blentastic]

OK HERE WE GO IM GONNA RELIGIOUSLY SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN WITH JEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUS

[slayermate07]

now all we need is chuck norris and all heads will explode with sheer awesomeness!!!

nice video

[Rolgnart]

Awesome

[plasticuzo]

D:! How can Jesus beat Bruce Lee?

This just proves that Zasalamel was trained by Jesus.