Size is Everything: Bull Elephant Seals - Battle of the Animal Sexes - BBC

[Hazzie54321]

This is the gayest mating challenge ever! Two fat ugly animals slamming their ballsacks at each other

[Prelowk]

"IM AN ELEPHANT SEAL SWALLOWING MY OWN NUTSACK! YEAAA"! -_-

[WaqarDepp]

Imagine this thing "knocking" on your front door.......and then you open the door.......lol...

[213yee]

hahaha it like they dick slapping each other

[lorraineas70]

ugly lol

[woohooboy]

Wow, who would have guessed that being the fattest, most aggressive and dominating means scoring all the females.......

[darkgodnaar]

Mr Ocean Fat Ass.

5 tons and 7metres sayz it all

[appa609]

Those poor females must be crushed under the males.

[Smalldawg17]

Ah good ol' Wisconsin.

[messiismyman]

nose sack smack!

[aldoreshgaramok]

Its like men in black 2.

Only instead of ballchinians, they're ballnosians.

[Galibabsniek]

looks like a floppy penis fight

[SlugAbuse]

Been there before :D Awesome experience.

[Rampndude]

i wonder how big their weeners are!

[zap54312]

that thing on their faces... it looks like testicals

[ericmasta]

Thats one way to know how your breath smells.

[vulva45]

i wanna pinch their floppy nose!

[47lionking]

bloody fight

[jacksonpeter]

imagine coming to earth from another planet and seeing this...

[theend1245]

@jacksonpeter hahaha well im from earth and just by looking at this i feel like an alien

[caseycass]

i would be SO annoyed if i had that nose flopping in my mouth all the time.

[ElmerDurrer]

They look like sock puppets from 1:35 to 2:00

[AceofDlamonds]

They can weigh as much as an Indian elephant! lol that's one big bubba...

[bogalusa5]

Love the elephant seals!

[Andreazor]

Shoudl've named them Fartseals.

[jzel090991]

WTF? they have balls on their nose!

[BamBabyBrenda]

why is it that they just start fighting and they are already so bloody?

[Scrapcrab]

@BamBabyBrenda makeup

[rrrickflair]

if i saw one of them i'd be like "so...you have your balls stuck to your face"

[pcbb01]

if male machismo/chauvinism was an animal....it would be an elephant seal

[iirriinnaa2009]

They sound like a damn engine.

[Slithersouls]

More cushion for the pushin', amirite?

[AgrivatedKillah]

lol this reminds me of dr zoiberg

[googlyb2]

so many thats what she saids

[MrBallsofsteel12]

bull are very fast if somebody thinks they are slow and lazy shits but they are quite fast

[MrBallsofsteel12]

elephant seals are cute and cuddly but male are very aggressive, and they can *run* very fast i know

[aSuP3RSaiYaN]

OMFG LOL :08 BITCH SLAP

[TheloniousDrake7]

I wonder if they ever bite their own nose...

[tashpish]

@TheloniousDrake7 was just about say the same thing!

[PenguinHairBalls]

SEEEXXXYYY!

(sarcasm intended xD)

[theconqueror]

who says monsters arent real???

[sporeandbryan]

they sound like motors

[artgeek12583]

bloody fat things are appealing???

wow

[zubbie2]

thats a fat ass animal

[trigunfr33k]

3 tons of quivering flesh is my sex appeal >.o

[shootoul]

their snout looks like testicles in their mouths!

[McGuinty1]

Partly it's a secondary sex characteristic for display, but its chambers also help to amplify the sound of their roars (they are deafeningly loud in real life!), as well as reabsorb water from their exhaled breath. Having to guard your harem full time doesn't leave a lot of time to get a drink of fresh water, you see.

[TheRocker221]

doin the worm.. 1:10

[beefinesswilrule]

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[revkins]

What an ugly, ugly animal...

but so cute at the same time. Cute in a retarded way.

[Megalodano]

i mean 1:40 not 0:40

[Megalodano]

0:40 *turns it head* "HI CAMERA I HAVE A BIG FLOPPY NOSE HA HA!" LOL

[Megalodano]

0:20, BLURRRAP LOL!

[Megalodano]

at 0:07 @#$%IN OWNED, MOOYA!

nothin but barting and furfing

(farting and burping). LOL

[123yerrmom]

they headbutt each other =P

[xxSwallowTheSunxx]

their snorting sounds like engines reving :P

[Methodus1BurnCity]

Well i guess you can call em Dick Heads!!

[Aldind2x]

Damn, those noses. Anyone know the purpose of them?

[kaythind]

W H Y ? ? ? ? ?

[groovygamer69]

You'd think the bull with the smaller nose would fight better because he wouldn't be choking/chewing on his own nose so much.

[sdgcx]

wow! its like... a walking flubber ahahah and gosh wat a noes..

[csal1d]

O SHIT HE GOT A FLOPPY DICK FO A NOSE

[Ainurah]

They are such awesome creatures though, however strange they may look. :)

What I can't stand is people referring to what they do as "rape." That's the most retarded thing. E-seals don't do it out of maliciousness, like some humans do. >__>

[cutefappy]

omg..... deeming the most gluttonous as the most attractive >_>...... thank god im not those females, reminds me of jabba the -->"hut"? he gets the girl's butt as his sex slave

[Turrick16]

look venomfangx, oh my god he got is ass kick by the beach master,lol

[Someone0like0me]

hahhaa yeah take that creationist

[xymex]

they are so unattractive..lol

[RachieRAINBOWS]

It all looks like a bunch of blubbery, strange blobs, Farting for women.

(:

[leonoobie]

gosh the name for this video can sound totally obscene xD

[RachieRAINBOWS]

That the first thing i thaught when i saw it

:P

[oOJillyOo]

Is it wrong for me to think they're ugly?

[cutetori2]

i don't think so. why should that matter? i think they're ugly too!

[downwiththeswickness]

Looks like the fighting would be easier if they could keep their own face out of their mouths.

[hlwawi]

إن صوته كنه مكينة جمس

[ihatekoreans88]

looks like they are choking on their noses

[infamousdnt]

they ave really fucked up nosses :P and i dont like it GRRR

[175myles]

seriously ugly

[MarcTheScapeGoat]

I am asking GOD right now what is wrong with these seals. They have got to be the strangest and most akward creatures on the face of the earth. Why part whale and part elephant?

[netherchild99]

LOL, what a bloody way to own a bunch of lady elephant seals. Great video!