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  • God doesn't exist therefor he exists?

    Voldemord doesn't exist so exists?

    Allah doesn't exist so Allah exists? that would mean every god in history that is supposed to be real would be real? doesn't that make it all polythesitic? lol

  • God is illogical? I guess that would make sense seeing as how my guardian angel must be a drunk.

  • This video poster is an enemy of logic. It is a treasonous submember of homo sapein. The cancer god concept has sent him will metastasize and eat his bones. When he is withering and in unspeakable agony it will finally see there is no god. Withhold all pain management for it, just give it a bible and watch it beg for death. Thank you. Amen

  • This video is a great example of why you simply cannot spoof a religiout nutcase.. no matter how far out you think you go beyond the brink of sanity, they've already been there for a long time and moved on to even further extensions of nonsense :P

  • So, according to this, everything that doesn't exist exists.

    You're either very stupid, or very unfunny. Either way, do something else with your videos.

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  • lol at obvious comedy

  • pokemon do not exist ,

    pokemon are not logical

    pokemon do not follow logic,

    pokemon are REAL!!!!! THEY ARE ALL AROUND US OOH JUST INVISIBLE LETS GO FIND A CHARMANDER!!!

  • pokemon do not exist ,

    pokemon are not logical

    pokemon do not follow logic,

    pokemon are REAL!!!!! THEY ARE ALL AROUND US OOH JUST INVISIBLE LETS GO FIND A CHARMANDER!!!

  • but a pink unicorn doesn't exist, period.

  • i lol'd...

  • babelfish!

  • 23 Atheists did not get the joke, and a large portion of the 77 people are dumb Christians can only take things literally.

  • I love it because it's fucked up lol

  • It's really depressing when all these people claiming to be intelligent and reasoned can't spot a Poe a mile off and get the joke.

  • It all makes sense now! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is above logic that's why I never see him, he is above logic!!!

    This could be said about anything.

  • Using the same logic, or lack thereof, we can prove that EVERYTHING exists i.e. The IPU exists because it doesn't, my 17th eye which exists because it doesn't and your portal which teleports things from your house to Mars exists because it doesn't.

    Also, the CONCEPTS for IPU and the portal to Mars do exist, but the ACTUAL things themselves don't (the god one is likely the same). You are getting confused between conceptual-only things and real things.

  • God is an illogical, non-existing, invisible, non-corporeal, non-intelligent being. God=non-God. God is not himself. Sweeeeett!!! I'm going to non-worship him right now! I'll non-pray everyday. I'll non-preach on the street to help convert non-believers. I'll non-donate in his non-name to worthy causes. Jesus was definitely a non-God since he came from nowhere. Please let me know what I can do to assist in the spread of this non-sense of our non-teacup drinking non-spaghetti-monster non-God!

  • Yeah, God doesn't need logic! LOL!

  • what a retard!

  • majority of people in the world are not religious ... they are the intelegent ones .... this is a terriable unevidencised arguement

  • Yeah, I don't know if this is serious or not but it gets a thumbs up for making me laugh anyway. haha

  • such a piece of crap! This is what happen when you bring logic in faith...

  • God does exist, it takes a real big dummy to think other wise.

    how did we get here?

    GOD. and hes names jehovah.

    and how did jehovah get their

    hes just always been their no beggining nor end.

  • I can't tell if this is serious or not.

  • Lol, nicely done.

  • This is either a very very good attempt at trolling, or seriously the world's worst argument ever.

    So, if anything that doesn't exist, can exist anyway, the invisible pink unicorn exists as well? And how do you explain the different religions? They all exist, because they don't exist right? So how do you explain that both the christian god and the islamic god both created the earth all by themselves?

    This is about as ultimate of a proof as much as my balls are made of chicken brains.

  • Simply the lamest and dumbest argument that anyone has ever provided on this topic. I am surprised that this person is not sucked into the vacuum that is the your brain.

  • Lol, well done

    i got a giggle out of this :P

  • That's not proof, that's you twisting around words. There is no god. Wake up

  • That was brilliant! :)

  • LOL, nice joke :)

  • I don't exist, so... Here i am! This non-existing reply is a proof of that! I just defined my own logic, I am above your logic, I am... behold and hold your breath, open your wallet, and send me your wife (if she's hot)... GOD! You can not proof that I am not!

  • @druttface Well consider this...let's say a parellel demension exists and within it another intelligent being residing within it. He or whatever hears about the possibility of other universes such as the one we live in and beings like druttface and oldgordo61existing within them but...in his demension there is absolutely no evidence anywhere of you and me.

    So to that being's logic..you and I simply don't exist. So how can you prove your existence to him or prove God doesn't exist to me?

  • Gods not the only one who don't make sense here lol.

  • Prove that the invisible pink unicorn doesn't exist. Until you do that, your premise is fatally flawed and you're fucked. Go take you medication and have somebody refasten those sleeves in the back like their supposed to be. 

  • THE ONLY GOD THAT EXIST IS YOU (EACH INDIVIDUAL HUMAN BEING)

  • yay, now i know the flying spaggetti monster exists as well, same with every other god from every religion. Something that exists must be consisted of either matter or energy. god is not consisted of matter or energy. therefore he does not exist. nonexistence does not prove existance.

    you say nonexistance = existance

    therefore existance = nonexistance

    so if nonexistance and existance are the same thing. you cannot differ between them. all you did was try to blend the words together.

  • it took me a while to figure out this is a joke

  • i like this....lol

    

  • Nonexistant thing = idea

    Idea = a construct of the mind that has no physical form and doesn't have physical effects of its own on the world

    God = idea

    THEREFORE --> God exists AS AN IDEA while in reality he doesn't actually exist.

    You could use the video's line of reasoning to prove that Invisible Pink Unicorns are real.

  • Questions:

    God is illogical - Do you mean because he doesn't exist or because of the problem of omnipotence together with onmiscience, etc?

    God can exist without existing - Um, what does that mean exactly? Was this derrived from the previous points?

    It seems that the conclusion should be that yes, God exists; as an idea.

  • @Venaloid

    First thing, this argument isn't supposed to make sense. If it sounds stupid to you that's because it is stupid. haha :P

    Illogical as in God is not based upon and does not have to follow logic. IE: he/she/it can tell a true lie because logic is meaningless to it.

    "Existing" and "not existing" are mutually exclusive. Logically you cannot be both existing and not existing. Since this argument has the premise that god does not have to follow logic then god can be inconsistent.

  • @Venaloid Dewd, dont waste your time trying to reason with these people. If ever there was proof that they're all mad this is!!! Gota be the best laugh i've had in a long time reading some of this though. Peace!

  • that is hilariously unique

  • You are playing with ideas beyond your mind dude.

  • Wonderful video. I'll be sure to start watching your others now. "God doesn't exist, therefore he does exist". Priceless. Excuse me while I finish laughing! :D

  • HAHAHAHA! Silly atheists when will they learn that the 330 million gods of the Hindu faith are REAL! I asked those atheists to prove that even one of the 330 million gods did not exist and they couldn't! So obviously all 330 million of my Hindu gods are REAL! Take that atheists.

  • Loving the Killswitch engage!, and how anyone doesn't realise this is satire is beyond me.

  • @MangoPieMakesMeHi

    Mad props on naming the music.

  • As it seems from the comments you're getting not everyone seems to understand it's satirical. Atheists obviously took it wrong, and if i hadn't been watching all your other videos i'd take it wrong, too. We know it's stupid, but i bet there are christians who might take this and use it, thinking they're smart. Maybe that was your intent - but we don't really need anymore arguments for theism that the theists don't understand as being completely stupid - because we know their track record...

  • @limegreensquid

    To be honest I'm amazed at how many people fell for the satire. I sincerely hope theists start using this as a legitimate argument, because then we can all laugh at not only how stupid it is but also how it was originally made by an atheist who was making fun of them. I think that would speak volumes about their ability to use logic.

  • This is the dumbest argument ever:

    The pink unicorn analogy is our way of showing you that any claim of existence out of the natural world cannot exist, therefore the unicorn does not exist, hence god does not exist.

    What you are saying is that something can exist with no evidence, well this is just being stupid, you don't sound like a stupid guy, just rather brain washed and indoctrinated into this BS called god and religion

  • @ebouchelle

    You don't seem like a stupid guy, just somebody who can't detect blatant sarcasm and humor. This video is a joke man, relax lol

  • @CarpeOmne Awesome, you can never really tell with these subjects.

  • @CarpeOmne which means he CAN exists and not exsist at the same time(Hawkins says there are mult. realms). And three scince he is illogical then there IS NO WAY science could ever disprove him thus it must be a possiblity. And possibility is what all atheists hide behind. Evolution especially. Thanks carpe!!

  • @mthompw

    The purpose of this video is to be humorous, if you can't spot the flaw in this argument then there's no hope for you. After all, the argument from this video has flaws that were obvious even to the creator of the argument. Please go out and use this argument. If it becomes widespread the world will know that Christians saw a video that was satirizing them but were too dumb to realize it was fake and had the intention of making them look stupid.

  • @CarpeOmne ONE didn't touch your flawed logic TWO AND MOST IMPORTANT your now saying your video was just an anit-christian video. Thought you better then that. Well what if I put all scientist on Michio Kaku time travel and then said haha lets see how many idiots believe him that prooves me right. Bad logic and I have to say if you can't follow the logic I just laid before you then yeah you probably should stuck to saying "your stupid". BY the way, why anti-christian and not anti-religion??

  • @mthompw

    Youre right, the video doesnt target Christians. My mistake I shouldnt have said that. I agree, saying "haha youre so dumb" accomplishes nothing, the point is if you use the argument in this video or adapt a new one based on this video people will think your dumb :P

    I am anti-religion, and since Christianity is a religion I'm against that. Attacking Christianity doesn't mean I like Islam. Just because I dislike all religion doesn't mean I can't single one out every once in a while.

  • @CarpeOmne The video does target Christians. Because of the word God. Only the Judaeo God is called God these says or other wise it would called gods of pagans or Krishna, Ra ect.

  • @mthompw I think your genius and your heping bring a lot of people to god. I wish I knew how to convince you that god can not be DISproven but I'll work on it for you since you have given me so much ammo here for the other athiest.

  • lol wow. you realise that you cant prove god with sense, so you turn to saying that you can prove he exiusts by nonsense? you sure are stretching it thin now (as if religion never did before, right?)!

  • Ignoring the obvious stupidity of the statement "God does not exist, therefore he exists" for a moment, you say that he can defy logic because he does not exist. Then you say, god is illogical. Then, "God can exist without existing"...um, no! You seem to be saying that because the concept of God makes no sense, that it doesn't have to make sense to be true, which is essentially a reversal of cause and effect. This no more proves God than any other fictional character.

  • everyone needs to watch the greatest storyy ever told it proves that religion is a myth

  • There is a God!

  • congratulations, the 665 viewers of this video have now wasted 1:47 minutes of their lives, and have now become completely stupider. kudos to you.

  • Congratulations, thanks to you viewing this video I now have 666 views.

  • you reap what you sow... God will not be mocked...

  • I agree, I hope more Atheists find this video so they can be convinced that there is a god by the flawless logic used here.

  • Your logic sucks. The pink unicorn was VERY visible on the screen. Didn't look invisible to me.

  • @CarpeOmne Well CarpeOmne how mad would you be if I used your video to convince people god exists. Well as your video doesn't prove god exists it does prove couple things that I didn't realized. One logic does not need to apply in oder for it to exist. I have no idea how my TV works but it hasn't disappeared. Two by you not applying logic to god you proved he exist by using logic. Which means you TRUELY can not apply logic to god becuase he may not exists in OUR realm. Which would make him...

  • GOD SHMOD!!!

  • o_0 What the hell are saying?

  • lol

  • You my friend....have lost your fuckin mind. The problem is that you exist.

  • @howserbiggins God has been portrayed to warp reality, and reality warping means warping laws of physics, time and logic, therefore would you really understand God at all?

  • Did you really write this seriously how high are you?!! People like you should not reproduce.

  • @howserbiggins seriously grow up, and show tolerence for all people. if I disagree with abuse towards any living thing, man or animal, why should you care?

  • it's mindless beliefs like yours that causes so much hurt to those whom are unable to truely think for themselves. I have no other choice but to tollerate nonsense. Thats a part of life but I will always have a strong opinion against gods and/or religion. Sorry if i'm a little too caustic.

  • @howserbiggins You really need to check out the multiverse theory. Its actually even accepted by Richard Dawkins as suitable science. I advise you type in the search engine: Parallel Universes BBC and watch it. Michio kaku is amazing. I appreciate your chivalry however. Its nice to see someone with respect of themselves enough to respect others. I'm not your average animal abusing theist. I hate that 'right' people claim God gave us. Corporate greed, lust for power, intolerance are the bad-guys.

  • Yes i've seen and read articles on parallel universes and I agree and disagree on some of it. Thats the beauty of science it is continuosly growing. I just can't handle the blind following of a god simple because one cannot explain something. Not to say thats your intention

  • @howserbiggins No I have no intention except to show people that what little bit of nature we have left needs to be respected, even if its a 25 by 25 patch of trees in someones back yard, its home to countless lives. I also cannot stand animal abuse or human cruelty towards animals or humans. I can't deny evidence like most religious people do, because that would be ridiculous, but I do see a connection in ways and I find that God is there, whether he set nature as an autopilot law or if he

  • @howserbiggins acts in how evolution etc progresses is a mystery to me. I think Michio kaku has an idea on parallel universes like I do which means that an infinite amount exist and more than likely I can see myself existing somewhere else, and if not oh well, but I know things not even capable of being imagined chances are exist. I can't stand religious people who deny science, but I find it sad that science lovers and religious people feel the need to fight. we need to worry about earth more.

  • Well said. I respect your views because they are logical. And I too agree that anything is possible, but why a god. We are part of earth. Everything in us screams that. And yet people look to an external source or higher power. We will never figure this mystery out because it is existance. We are what we are and there is no explanation. It's hard to handle but it's the present fact.

  • @howserbiggins Well I think that perhaps we could even be an electron or some subatomic particle to some other higher plane of existence, and a lot would coin something that is higher or better as 'God' but then it very well wouldn't be. Our universe could very well be an atom on some guys mole on his ass. Wouldn't that bitch smack the higher than thou religious people? Then again I agree that if something is on a higher plane of existence we couldn't reach it without dying or otherwise.

  • @howserbiggins you also made a very good point in that we couldn't know if a reality warper or any God like power was at hand behind the scenes because were not advanced enough yet and may never be to see 'behind the scenes, and thus have to accept things at face value. We wouldn't know if a being was warping reality anyhow because we'd just then accept it as reality, and not think that it was warped. So to me trying to put God in classrooms is dumb unless it was a theology class.

  • @howserbiggins I can't deny evidence, but I can make that evidence say "this is how God works/worked."

  • LOL LOL

  • rAmen, Brother, rAmen

    May His Noodly Appendages wrap around you and hug you with His love.

  • lolol

  • satire

  • lol

  • Great video!

    I always thought it would be funny to "prove" God exactly in this way, I am glad to run into a video that does just that. Good job!

  • Supernatural Chocolate Invisible Elvis does not exist. He is beyond logic. That which is illogical can't exist in this universe. Therefore Supernatural Chocolate Invisable Elvis doesnt exist and he exists.

    Oh and btw , SCIE (Peace and Sprinkles Be Upon Him) is more powerful than your Christian God .

  • @jefmaze with new discoveries made every day, who are you to say what can and cannot coert with our laws of physics. as far as I know, only the law of contradiction stands in the way of things.

  • this doesnt prove anything. just that some christians are smart asses that think theyre clever. it the standard attempt to use meaningless and confusing quotes to try and dumbfound atheists.

  • lol this was great

  • this honestly does not make any sense.

    (An Amazing Atheist)

  • Brilliant! This will, uh, "prove" any number of deties, half-deities, demons, ghosts, spirits, transcendental realms and also my personal favorite, the cute lil' goddess Aphrodite. Ye gods -- love it!

  • it's a bit like magic really. Shazam!

    SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

    i flushed jesus and muhammad down the toilet and they plugged it up, The plunger planted nicely on the bomb in the latter's turban and... bob's your uncle. tada!

    All gods are MYTHS! Freethinkers rule! or, at least they SHOULD RULE!

  • I've seen those invisible pink unicorns; they were blue. 5* for twisted logic.

  • Awesome.

    That was awesome.

    I LOL'd all around.

    Perfect illogical logic! :D

  • Pinkly brilliant!

  • lol.

    That was perfectly explained, imperfectly.

  • Holy Crap. I'm saved. Woowoo!! Time to sin and be forgiven. Rinse and repeat.

  • I can prove God exist in this equation. God = 0

    Logical and simplistic!

  • There is a difference between "God is illogical" and "God is above logic".

    God created us with a logical purpose - and life and all we know about laws of nature, etc. are logical. God is logical, but not confined to our limited idea of logic.

  • so god is logical but not by our logical way of thinking?

    you think just like this fake video

    GOD BLESS ATHEISM!!!! xD

  • @Blasphmr09 You know that if Atheism does win the battle, then creationsists would be saying that it was prophesied upon for one in the latter days for people to not believe and that by saying God bless atheism, God is gonna bless atheism. So no matter what, you guys lose. sorry, but tolerance for all is cool. Do you like metal? :]

  • the gob bless atheism thing was a joke and metal is awesome

  • @Blasphmr09 I love Lamb Of God, and The Acacia Strain and a bunch of others. I mainly love BTBAM

  • LoG, Mastodon, Protest the Hero, and others =)

  • AWESOME!

    Love it.

  • I first thought this guy was for real...

    Well, you have to understand me now... christians always have stupid arguments so this wasn't actually much worse ^^

    Good video ^^ you got me for like 2 minutes :P

  • Yep, sarcasm meter at the shop.

  • definitely funny, long way to go before you can compete with edwardcurrent but you are on the right path

  • Excellent!

  • And that's a proof????

    It's just a semi-creative twisting of logic, it is not evidence of anything else than human imagination.

    Pityful. Fail.

  • What does "Category: Comedy" tell you? Your sarcasm meter turned off today?

  • I see what you are saying...

  • LOL

  • LOL I love it.

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