MW3 = 29 DAYS

[thebossman222]

I wish this was a live comm, you'd hear STUCK !! STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! Every couple of minutes.

[metallicarocks911]

2:14 BEST LAUGH EVER xD

[screaminghellion]

@metallicarocks911 Sounds like Mark Hamill's laugh when he played the joker in the old Batman cartoon.

[metallicarocks911]

@screaminghellion i know, his laugh always make my day haha

[MrJlaw901]

6 For a awesome fucking ninja noise.

[metallicarocks911]

this guy has the most epic laugh ever.

[Fierran123]

Actually it's out.

[keaton19000]

Actually comes out in 8 hours 14mins and 30 secs

[100HARLEY]

Whatever WHATEVER LOL

[thebossman222]

On 2:27 the transcribe audio says, 'so you know, tile it', then he laughs HAHAH. Transcribe audio is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

[95Palace]

i think you guys are taking my comment a little too literally/seriously... it was a joke!

[Sharke93]

Click CC, click transcribe audio, click ok, click to 8:35, enjoy.

[makaveli24k]

hey wots going on try this chanell

thecodxlegend

[63skarduken]

2:13 best part

[snoop1550]

LIKE A MAY-ON LIKE A MAY-ON

[jeffreydao09]

MW3=A no no.

[cheeseburger9418]

BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAN.. THATS WHAT I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ethioman123]

Bravo! this is the first game I have seen him win, go positive, and get some killstreaks. You should knife more!!!

[explosionguy23]

OMG 3:53 AWAHAGAGAHAHAHAGAGA LOL

[Skioh]

i thought this guy was black when i first watch his videos..like BLACK OPS 2ND CHANCE..lol

[gohito456]

Isn't a MAYAAAN a Mesoamerican civilization, noted for the only known fully developed written language of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as for its art, architecture, and mathematical and astronomical systems. Initially established during the Pre-Classic period (c. 2000 BC to 250 AD)?

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@gohito456 Yes but these children dont realize this...

[NSulta777]

you aint ONLYUSEmeBLADE baby!<3

[Acoffman93]

LMAO 5:15-5:33 made me cry lol

[loversdie]

@DavidGeorge1996 yes it does. And also you use a sub machine gun to move faster

[Stingernukegod]

look at that little quick scoping faggot at the end.

[HuckFTW]

anybody know what TSIA means?

[GoDxism]

@HuckFTW Title says it all. Not that hard to use google.

[HuckFTW]

@GoDxism thanks dick

[metallicarocks911]

LIKE A MY-ON

[VideoFletcher]

Looks like you are playing MW3 early. Oh wait....

[xxOBTAINEDxx]

1:16....WAR CRY!

[detjkimbell]

lol love how he doesnt even talk about mw3 just goes bezerk he's fuckin hilarious

[MrGamingOtaku]

Elpres takes a deep breath. and he'll talk for 10 minutes without breathing

[InYourFace9997]

ALL CAPS RAGE!

[webcodemonkey]

You're not going to be the next OnlyUseMeBlade... but you're a fucking funny guy!

[CollegeboundGaming]

lol using a predator missile in the wide open like a maaaaaaayaaaaaaaan

[irchdchero]

dont blame the game cause ur lacking skill ..

[metalgearzorg]

dude MW2>BLACK OPS

[spicewood1990]

mark of j would own u pres!

[BryanKnapp81]

Try lowering your sensitivity a bit, I think that will help you with bumping into stuff.

[TrickScopezz]

2:14 best sound effect ever!

[TheOfficialDubzee]

I don't get it. Everyone says Elpres never uses noob tubes or commando, yet in his last MW2 video he used grenade launcher on his TAR-21 and in this video he's using commando. Now that he's using this shit everyone's staying shut and not saying anything about it WTF!?

[BryanBeast13]

@TheOfficialDubzee yea bitches would be bitches

[McBlemmen]

lol the numbers are funny in this vid

[MrTakeoverworld]

do an actual knifing gameplay with a tac knife. that would make it easier 4 u and better for us

[NotoriouSMGO]

A god damn 6 inch blade hit ya right across your fkin jaww!!

[ShanghiKnight13]

press 6 for epic chinese

[wildboyzsteveo]

YA DONE YA DONE

EL PRES IS A GOD AT COMMENTARY

[HUGGIZ]

You keep talking about the auto-aim on snipers but EVERY gun on CoD has auto-aim. Quickscoping is harder than spraying. FACT.

[DreamzTonight]

You can tell he has schitzophrenia

[theweberjosh]

You should try to do the same on black-ops with lightweight-pro and marathon pro,It can be great fun just using the ballistic blades,That is if the LAG ATTACK dosn't get you.Great vid as usual.I HATE GHOST!!!!!

[explosionguy23]

@theweberjosh agreed fuck pussy little ghost users i only use scavenger

[CALLOFDUTYDen]

R.I.P Headphone users :S

[lexicon4u]

"shot you in the ass"- ahahah I love the Training Day references. Ur fave movie?

[mr3000ts]

cod is dying

i see it coming

same thing happened to halo and socom

i wonder what elpres will be playing

uncharted 3?

[nofuchu]

LOL..elpressador whats wrong with u..with ur sounds..

i was eating and almost chocked while loling

[buzzy0016]

lol this dude is so funny lol.

[suffernow97]

@DefectedSaIvation im talking about consoles, and why would you want 160 frames per second, monitors are capped at 60hz

[vejolta]

ok

this is the second video in a row

where just his voice made me lol *subscribes*

[rolandrangr36]

Joker 2.0 lol (that laugh)

[xXTeamProvoXx]

My TV is broke. I am Currently unemployed. I don't even have two coins to rub together :( I think its time to get the lube out and start sellin my ass on ebay so i can get this game. *No Homo*.

[Retribution077]

Hiding on the GODDAMN FLOOR like a littl' BITCH. lmfao

[JPTperson]

Keep on pressing 6 for liu kang sound track

[jatkysu77]

DO YOU GIVE A FLYING FUCK ELPRESADOR?

[buzzy0016]

@jatkysu77 nope he doesnt.

[TheUnbiasedGamer]

It also equals a big ass waste of money!

[iKd0tP]

press 8 or 9 for BEASTED

[electroestyler]

like a MAYAN! like a MAYAN!

[MyPSNishockeystar83]

your laugh is epic

[geftargnabl]

This is just him commentating... I can't imagine how mad he must get actually playing holy shit

[dylanrockz100]

Wow bret hart at the end

[Ainzho]

7:48, lolololololol

[WhiteFang103]

LoL this was a good one Elpres. In the future if your gonna mainly just knife people try using a pistol with tactical knife, you can stab people faster >:D

[PauldeMolay79]

beasting as usual ; )

[MichaeIJacksonLives]

CAN I GET A 19TH HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

[ankco44]

5:24 At This Juncture!

[MrJJPATTO]

Another cool video elpres you done good with your knife,you just put me in a good mood cause you have me LMAO still the best commentator on YouTube

[bionicgamer98]

Arghhhh WTF youtube on the ipod is fucked upppp it keeps saying your video will follow this avertisement in 0 seconds WTF!!!!!!!! It only does this today WTF!!!!!

[zome0101]

elpresdaor sounds like a turkey ?

[loversdie]

Change to pistol Elpres if you're gonna knife. You move faster.

[BlackOpsUploads1]

your laugh makes my day

[TJC0507]

Best there is. Best there was. Best there ever will be. That's Bret Hart.

[95Palace]

imagine if elpres didnt have a caps lock button on his keyboard... WHAT WOULD HE DO???

[jellisunc]

@95Palace use shift...

[AlmanorBros]

@95Palace HE WOULD HOLD DOWN SHIFT LIKE I AM RIGHT NOW...

[narutofan4545]

@95Palace USe shift

[ToddIngram1000]

@95Palace but he has one and he uses it because THAT'S WHAT HE DOES, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES

[brodybonello]

@95Palace hold shift?

[mecimessiah]

@95Palace he'd probably type without caps lock.

[delic91]

@95Palace

He would brake the SHIFT button :)

[masterjuan75]

@95Palace He would type by holding the Shift key. ELPRESADOR HAS HIS WAYS!!

[GoDxism]

@95Palace There are virtual keyboards you can use on your PC and online that intergrate with your actual keyboard :D

[jookur]

@95Palace

Hold Shift. x3

[BradTheAmerican]

@95Palace

Shift button

[7LamarOdom]

@95Palace BUY ANOTHER KEYBOARD

[qb2795]

love the sound he makes when he knifes someone

[MrKennithKanif]

@qb2795 its freckin funny

[MDNewsCrew]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE ELPRES TRY THIS OUT SHOUTING THE WORDS watch?v=rOlofngFau8 LOL!

[TheAwsomeEditer]

you really like too use CAPS LOCK

[wboss]

u getting better. cool

[jiggybone247]

Yo man its nate (xbl:inyoface85). Yeah I got beasted on, but you know what i had hella fun playing all these games against elpres..lf I see u again you're going DOWN lolz

[Op6JC072588]

1:59 - either satan....or samuel jackson lol

[Triplen01]

Ughayayaya oo

[suffernow97]

@DefectedSaIvation because its laggy, bad frame rate, slow piece of shit

[cizzytwat]

i would say 80% of the cod community is better than 100% of the youtube community

[TheGreyWarden85]

u should have whipe your ass quicker

[disneyfannrkrb]

BF3 = 14 days yippee

[Bliksem6845]

@disneyfannrkrb I can't wait!!!!!!!

[jma10241]

@disneyfannrkrb have fun...................camping in bushes all game though i will say BF3 has a better campaign

[ESPsandEmgs]

I would love to see this guy in the Zombie Apocalypse!

"Knife ONLY little BITCHES!" "Everyones hiding? Look at me! I'm running around"

And then the inevitable......."Help Me! Help Me!"

[xmywreckingballx]

One of the best maps to knife because of all the snipers

[habb0]

Bret The Hitman Heart

[captmorgan4u]

Two thumbs up for the "sniper pistol" comment at 5:45. Muhahaha. Some more funny shIt

[SCRATCHONEMORE]

lmao "Taking a dump" "Chinese Restaurant" The Beast taking it to all new levels of gold comedy entertainment at its finest! heeooowaaa!

[TheDboi86]

lol i went only knife on bo yesterday and i was kickin some ass lol i cld tell ppl wasnt likin it cuz they started to try to stick me with nades an shit!! fun as a mother fucker!!!!

[StopAskingForLikes]

2:10

wtf was that?

[Lights0ut1109]

17-12

[Drsyknote]

heeoooowwaaaa!

[juggalojak3]

Budweiser commercial on.this video no thanks ill stick with beast blood

[ccommander81]

How much Jacks do you drink before starting your commentary gameplays? haha so crazy

[ccommander81]

@ccommander81

OK he does'nt drink...

[Hairbalm]

Nice

[yoitbeangel]

he says he doesnt drink.

[jgarcia93215]

Your mw2 commentaries are the best. I will continue to comment and thumbs up, unlike gaycharted 3.

[Ayrbluenose]

ONLYUSEmeAngerIssues lol

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

i like ELPRESADOR but im not gonna play n buy cod shit every year black ops sucked then they made it worse its juz out to make money when they made the guns less powerfull it was gay i had to get used to there gay mods it sucks goood luck MW3

[gameboothacker45]

lol wth do not do drunk com, he prob say dumb shit and diss us all

[wwegamer025]

BF3=13 Days :p

[PlayMeist]

search 4 a channel called AFRICANGURU U WILL LUAGH YOUR ASS OFF

[NcStevo]

hahaha those fuckin noises

[XxPurpleCloud8xX]

Lol @ 3:53 flying turkey knife lunge

[ltsJustAGame]

wings DISSES sandy ravage

/watch?v=kFVjNPQWXuE

[843stoner]

ur usin commando but ur not even commando lungin ur knife distance is reg. knife distance in mw2 with commando u can lunge like 3 times that distance

[the1kamikaze]

"THAT'S WHAT THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

i like cod but they are makin way to much money and there are ppl makin games like it so i dount i get mw3 i meen the last 2 cod games had so many glitches who would pay to play that

[Inkrediblepwn]

Lol fail at a silent shot at the end of the game.

[Txsrngrmn]

fuck mw3. its bad enought i got black ops and mw2. and even then i wasn't sure about playing those

[kyleman1313]

Look man, Mw3 is going to be exactly the same thing as this. Don't waste your money. But i know you will.

[TheOrangeAlex]

@kyleman1313 How is that a bad thing MW2 was epic (w/o the BS).

[DALLASMAVSKIDD]

Like if you remember when MW2, BEASTING LIKE A GOD started it all.

[Trey416000]

I PLAY LIKE A ROMAN LIKE ROMAYN! Phalanx!!!!!

[AGamerVids]

@DefectedSaIvation I think EA was too scared he'd beast it up and scare all the other testers away that they wouldn't let him into it...

[AGamerVids]

Quick tip I learned from ONLYuseMEBLADE: always have a class with .357 or Deagle w/ Tac Knife for when you get bored. Quick slashes for your blading, and firepower for when you just need to say "F*** IT" and shoot someone.

[jcfrisco94]

Native American/African/Chinese sound when the BEAST kills his victims ..

[DjAlexDnyc]

FUNNIEST NINJA SOUND AT 1:57 CLASSIC!!!!!

[PhantomR32]

The gameplay made me dizzy

[7LamarOdom]

im not actually lamar odom lool, thx

[nphameouz24]

Like a maaaaan!!!

[iAirMaxii]

Wooruluh luh luh

[1TuBeR09]

6:57

[ikeownage46]

ahahah turkey knife noise lmao!!!

[ajstyles1020]

lmao i love the noises he makes its hilarious

[Continu0usContMpl8or]

people say mw3 is simiilar to mw2... "well if that's the case guess what? we gon get us some good gameplays this year, ain't we? we're gonna hav a good time." rofl

[xBeaver1]

@ltsJustAGame he doesnt directly diss him faggot. he just says hes not good in competitive settings.

[riffmastajoe]

@ltsJustAGame I still don't understand why he feels the need to make himself seem like such a god. He calls everyone out, says they suck, and then ultimately gets humiliated, then acts like a 9 year old. I had to find out about the Syndicate incident late in the game (sorry) but once I saw that, I didn't even hesitate to Unsub. I've dealt with more than one asschode that acts like that, they're all the same. Don't need it cluttering my YouTube page.

[hunter23258]

Bring back blah blah run away like the Flintstones

[n1MB1s]

@xJROMER0x That would be impossible considering the beast don't drink.

[ThePunisherNWO]

@xJROMER0x

Elpresador doesnt drink alchohol

[xMORRISx17]

@xJROMER0x he doesn't drink noob

[tyakack]

@xJROMER0x He doesn't drink.

[KenIsSexyYO]

@xJROMER0x He doesn't drink.

[WesleeSnipes30]

@xJROMER0x he doesn't drink. At least that was he has said in a few of his commentaries.