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  • BTW Paul, how many marriage proposals do you get in any given week? How about TJ? I'll take one of those Engineers who love cats!!! (while you are giving them away). I am sure my husband would be happy to buy a train ticket for me and my kitties! ah, Just how flat is Kansas again?

  • You are too too funny Paul!!

  • It's okay, Zoe. I don't like math either.

  • Cats!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude eHarmony is for losers that cant find a real girfriend besides you dont know if you're gotta get a rapist or a killer you know?

  • LOL, I don't think she'll go out with you after this video. ;P Also, 'maybe you like ladies'. I laughed so hard.

  • zoe doesnt like math...lol your awsome

  • You are a genius!

  • Have you ever been to Wisconsin? It's a lot like Kansas, except there are lots of hills ( we call them bluffs around here) and no wheat to speak of, but otherwise it's a LOT like Kansas. Are you married? You'd like Wisconsin. I think you'd like me. And my cat.

  • "Zoe doesn't like math". HA! Great vids!

  • Ha! Did anyone else get the 'Rainbow Connection' allusion?  Great!

  • I just got the part about rainbows/visions/illusions referencing that old Kermit The Frog song. If you did that on purpose, that's an incredibly obscure (but also awesome) reference.

  • @hyrulemusic Yeah I did that on purpose. I love putting in little fun things that not everyone will catch. Makes it more fun for those who do!

  • Paul, will you marry me?

  • Your deadpan is awesome.

    

  • ur so annoying......no offence!!!!!!!! but u were like kept doing this tht were dumb u were being a geek nd i didnt mean to b mean but haha anti depresants!!!!

  • Re: nyan cat physics - have you considered conducting a thought experiment in which you put Felix the Cat on a rainbow? No, you didn't, did you? Hah.

    *You will find that the nyanistically calculated probability of success approaches 100% in this limited instance. But I forgive you. Nyanistics is pretty arcane stuff.

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  • you are so fantastic. -3

  • Kudos for another hilarious vid!!! I can't figure out how you can keep such a straight face when you make these little works of art. HUGH thumbs up!

  • Awww, they could be soul mates :)

  • lmao

  • Lmao! Omg u need to be a famous comedy actor

  • There goes Zoe. She doesn't like math.

    Too funny!

  • I -3 crazy geek cat guys! :)

  • always a pleasure seeing whats next with paul klusman! oh one more thing, im curious as to why TJ doesnt talk in your videos. anyway, great video, i thought it was hilarious that u responded to debby! keep doing what ur doing, and thanks for putting a smile on our faces!

  • Wow. You sound like me on my date last week. Guess Entomologists have some similarities to Engineers. I wish you luck in the dating world my dear Paul.

  • Paul, you are epic! -3

  • Hey i got family who live in wichita, ks :)

  • Do you think if you don't work at home and fuss Zoey with math, you could have a career as an actuary for a while, until engineering gets good again? Wishing for you to get work you love soon. I love the films, hope that works in somehow. Maybe funny industrial films on engineering, ala Dr. Science, or FluffBusters, the mythbusters for cats!

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  • Did you see Ginger take off when he said "cats". See, that cat has figured out when Paul starts talking about cats, that she might get captured and forced to wear foil or something!!! Smart cat!!!

  • "There goes Zoey, she doesn't like math..." LOL!

  • Ah ha ha! Great response video! I LOL'd when you quoted "Rainbow Connection".

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  • Have you heard of "calculating cats"? Maybe Zoe just can't deal with the slower, electronically assisted way her human calculates..... Love the antidepressant recommendation, that was an awesome capper!

  • @merlin96Amber Yeah, except when you have family members who are actually on antidepressants for real, not fake, mood swings and mental health issues. Then...not quite so funny or cute. Especially when there is no "magic pill" to make symptoms disappear. Drugs only mitigate the symptoms and have awful side-effects. Was very disappointed in that part. Sorry, Paul. :(

  • I smoke with reckless abandon, could I hug all cats?

  • Lol "Not that theres any thing wrong with that" Seinfeld

  • Paul, I would totally go out with you, except that you're in Kansas. Maybe you could invent the transporter?

  • @xXChocolateDaisiesXx Yeah !!! So was mine !!!

  • LMFAO i love how he goes about single engineers and THEN tells her to take chillpills xDDD this was wicked

    

  • haha funny.

  • Rainbow physics! Crack me up! BTW, some cats dont like to be hugged?

  • Yours is the best.....this was truly creative and clever!....hahahaha Everyone made one...even me...but yours is the best...YOU WIN! CAT ASSPECT ratio:)

  • your vague and possibly intentional nerdy awkwardness brings me intense levels of joy.

  • Hilarious! I love your sens of humor so much

    

  • A thought about Zoe not liking math - she's too busy watching what's happening on the other side of the pond. :-D

  • Thank you for taking the time to create and post these videos. I have found them to be thoroughly entertaining. In addition to being a professional engineer myself, I am also a cat owner. As such, I enjoyed both the technical/engineering humor as well as the adorable cat footage. I look forward to seeing more of your videos in the future -- keep up the good work!

  • ah Paul you are so sweet...Debbie's real name is Cara and she is represented by an acting agency in Beverly Hills. Hey she may not even really like cats.....

  • that video was too cute. isnt like well sorry but isnt like Kansas one of those boring flat states you have to drive through before you get to Denver, Colorado. Im sorry, I hope I didnt offend your state.

  • @opal1920able You are 100% correct about Kansas!

  • Dude, I'm glad you realized that Debbie is too young for you and referred her to other cat loving engineers in Wichita (where they all live of course). I don't believe that you are 42 and available, so I'm assuming that you are married or otherwise attached and that you must get tons of solicitations from women who have seen your youtube videos, which I think are the funniest I've seen. How could anybody think cat yodeling isn't funny?

  • @lmccra I think Paul is a gentleman who has mmaannnyy ladies with their eye on him right now! xD

  • @Dannan1989 I think he's attached and he's just hiding it from us so he gets more followers on utube. I don't blame him.

  • @lmccra Of course ;)

  • Paul's reply and the auto-tuned version of Debbie's eHarmony bio = CLASSIC! Oh and cat yodeling rocks!

  • <3 I laughed so hard that I literally just fell off my chair.

  • I Love You Sir.

  • I had to restrain myself from laughing like a maniac... I don't think that's normal.

  • Hey, Mr.Engineer. Was going through old messages on my FB and saw the Cat Yodeling youtube I had posted last year. Got to watching it,then reposted it on FB and then went into Youtube to see what else you had, after which, I subscribed to your link and got watching , and watching and watching. Yyou are more addicting then buttered popcorn, Nutella, and Cheez-Its. (and no caloriesl!!) I have three cats. Stripy, Blacky and Little Gray. Can you picture them in your mind? Love your humor!!!

  • @garagediva Thanks for watching! Glad you like my silly videos and stay tuned for more! Next up is "An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence." Hope to have it done in a few more weeks.

  • I loved this video, it was simply hilarious, not to mention well executed.

    I just want to point out that since Debbie made a video for eHarmony, and eHarmony still refuses to serve the gay and lesbian communities under the pretense of needing to create an entirely new algorithm just for them (*cough*bullshit*cough*), you can safely assume she's straight.

    Keep up the awesome work!

  • I'm supposed to be sleeping, and I laughed out loud...very loudly. I hope mis parentos don't come in here now xD

  • Priceless!

  • It's not that girls do not like engineers, but engineers do not like girls.

  • 1:24....butt :)

  • But do rainbows have anything to hide?

  • Good lord, this is fantastic. This is better than the original!

  • Love your videos! Thanks for the laughs. I'm with Zoe on the math thing though...

  • that was fantastic. i laughed. a lot. thank you!!

  • This is so strangely awkward and adorable. xD;

  • that´s a nice vid, but it would be funnier if you showed the statistics of how long it would take to hug every cat in the world and stuff..

  • hey i really love all of your vids!!! keep making awesome vids about your kitties!

  • Genius.

  • she likes pussy.so im assumin she's lookin for a woman

  • dude :o dont date her! you'll kids will be puppies!

  • thats ginger... and thats Oscars butt..

  • You are hysterical!!

  • Rainbows are visions, they're only illusions

    The Lovers, the dreamers and me.

    - Kenny Loggins

  • I wish I could find a nice engineer who likes cats here in Columbus, Ohio :P

  • kaybye?

  • You are NOT 42. You are however, a terrible liar. And also, you are awesome.

  • Rainbows are visions, they're only illusions... CLASSIC. Also, I kinda love you.

  • Are there any other Cat/Human activities/bonding techniques such as Cat Yodeling?

  • i am glad you do not have mood swings, but Zoe disliking math? I'd say Oscar, but Zoe?!

  • @pieranka I was surprised, too.

  • Thank u for not bursting into tears!!!!!! :)

  • @EaglesMan710 I don't have any mood swings...

  • @klusmanp obviously

  • Your funny Paul!

  • I don't know how you're single..

    You being single makes me sad for humanity.

  • I really love the part when Zoe jumps off your lap and you say, "There goes Zoe. She doesn't like math."

    You rock, Paul!

    You've satirized this "Debbi" video without making a total ad hominem attack. You're a true comic gentleman. Love your videos!

  • Hilarious. Wichita needs to prepare itself for a vast migration of single women... Desperately searching for the cat loving engineers you promised us. I mean them.

  • I can't stop watching this. XD

  • hahahaaaaaa, you crack me up! Love your vids, keep 'em coming!

  • hahahaaaaaa, you crack me up! Love your vids, keep 'em coming!

  • Looks like I gotta move to Wichita Kansas!

  • Your discussions about the physics of rainbows reminded me of my first date with my husband when he explained the sound wave characteristics of why part of the song "Wuthering Heights" always sounds so shriek-y no matter who sings it.

  • Hi, my name is Fay, I love cats and 42 year old hot engineers who love cats. :)

  • You're 42 ... damn your hot!

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  • I am a man and I also like pussy :-) I know that's a pathetic and crude response but come on, get a grip!

  • I wish there was an option to love this video... 'Cause I do... :(

  • A brilliant collection of clever quips (Zoe doesn't like math... indeed) and your delivery style is smooth and wonderfully monotone as always. ;) :D

  • Well done! Love the "Rainbow Connection" reference.  Hey, how's Oscar's cardboard art coming along?

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  • Very funny. Especially the last point. FYI: she probably doesn't like women, eHarmony is notoriously anti-gay. so she would be barking up the wrong tree, so to speak, if that was her interest.

  • you're so funny! i love your videos :)

  • Women don't like engineers? This comes from the guy whose first video landed him many marriage proposals. Besides that, I think engineers rock! I'm an Army reservist, and I'm in an engineering unit (civil engineering and construction, mostly). I also noticed your red shirt. Did you know that red is the color of the Army Corps of Engineers?

  • Eight people don't like math.

  • Hah!  Way to sneak in that Muppet "Rainbow connection" bit. I always enjoy your videos. :)

  • HA! Oh what I'd give for a dancing, intelligent cat-man in GA. I'd even overlook him having only one shirt!

    But, I'd like to know more about rainbow physics......

  • You're adorable. And this video made me laugh WAY more than hers did. Ah, engineer jokes. :)

  • Super funny! love it! :)

  • rainbow physics :) 

  • "I don't have mood swings." ... I think that is obvious from the video.

  • "There are not too many ladies who like engineers." This, from the guy whose Engineer's Guide to Cats was the video that launched dozens of "Marry me" comments. Mm-hm. Also, all but one of the many engineers I work with is married, so I'm thinking there are enough ladies who like engineers to go around.

  • @jpet71 My dad loves cats, he's an engineer. My uncle is an engineer and he loves cats. Two of my coworkers...I could go on...kittehs are good. :-)

  • According to my cat, tuna makes a nice antidepressant...or even a handy cologne.

  • ginger got fat <3

  • Ha... Rainbow Connection reference.  Nice.

  • Your assumptions of cat-hugging may need some re-framing. The total world population of cats is relatively stable, considering the dynamic rate of births and deaths in the global ecosystem. While I agree that hugging every cat in the world may have some unrealistic boundaries, assuming that the cats could be gathered and that Debbie does not hug dead cats, if Debbie exclusively hugged kittens at 1 kitten/s, she could hug every cat in the world in appx. 12 years, maintaining good quality of life.

  • @Lizardqueensrevenge Assumptions: each kitten is hugged individually and only once, cat lifespan = 12-14 years, she hugs continuously for 10 hours a day. The cats would have to be brought to her in "huggable" state, (e.g. washed and/or tranquilized) to reduce chance of injury or flea infestation. This would entail a considerable financial cost, but we may assume infinite resources for a girl as determined as Debbie.

  • I'm coming to Witchita.

  • You can't actually put cats on rainbows. Hahahaha, great. Check out my parody.

  • I'm engineer, I'm female, and I love cats! But alas, my sweet, I'm already married. =) AND I managed that w/o the help of the net.

    I have two manx boys from the rescue shelter. They are sweet cats.

  • Frankly, my favorite part was when you brought out the little list to make sure you covered everything. Love it. I'm definitely a fan!! Just to let you know, my kitty, Cara, loves your videos. My other kitty, Nala, ignores them...

  • Perfect!!! Paul you crack me up!

  • Brilliant. I think it would be great if you actually got together.

    OK, I need to rephrase that: I think it would be great if you got together and made hot videos!

    Oops, 2nd rephrasing:  I think it would be great if you made funny videos together.

  • Paul, LOL!!!!

    You are so funny ;)

    Being a seasoned YouTuber, I suspect you know this girl is trolling. She did a great job of starting out normal. Then she slowly went down the rabbit hole. I found it hilarious.

    Your video response is even more entertaining than Debbie's original. At first it seems like you fell for her scheme. Then comes anti-depressant suggestion at the end. ROLF!!!

    Glad to see you put a new video out. I love your content.

  • @Laursaurus Thanks! Glad you like it! I Wish it had more views but your comments keep me going!

  • this is.. Oscar's butt.

  • Rainbows also have nothing to hiiiiiide. haha

  • You're Clooney with kitties. :)

  • Cat loving engineers are SO hot!

  • Eight people are mad that they can't put cats on rainbows.

  • Dude, my cat Poly claims she FLEW HERE on a rainbow (like that Nyan cat, I guess?). In a basket. But no bowtie. She prefers to be nekkid.

  • Nice answer!

  • I loved the engineer's guide to cats, but THIS is brilliant! lol

  • THANK YOU for the Muppets reference!

  • Oh man... that was funny

  • umm.... offering a woman anti-depressants for mood swings is probably not the best come on in the world... imho... ur for sure cute! Just a little low energy for me :)

  • @thebrunettebaker This is tongue-in-cheek from beginning to end (but then so is the original eHarmony video). He's pretending to be an awkward, amateur eharmony video blogger. Paul's actually a very funny guy but his style is deadpan - that's why it works so well in his videos. :)

  • I kinda love you for making this video! Thank you foe making so many videos that crack me up. And engineers are the best =^_^=

    And I started watching your videos a long time ago & have always done the cat yodeling thing...I was just happt to have a name for it, besides 'forced affection time' Lol Take care :)

  • Umkay. I just watched Debbie's video and I applaud your sensitive response. I'm sure she cried as she viewed it. I started to tear up a little when you adroitly explained the physics of a rainbow and it's inability to support a basket of kitties wearing bow ties. As an Earth Scientist, I thought that was totally hawt. I'm still working on the yodeling thing, but my cat really isn't into it - and, well, we know who's in charge, so there go my yodeling aspirations.

  • double rainbow is REAL!!

  • Paul.....you should move up here to Washington State! Lots of women, in the Redmond/Seattle area, who love engineers and cats too!! You're too good for Debbie......

  • @sumame47 I agree, I'm in Seattle! haha

  • Hmmm now why doesn't Paul make a video for I HAVE CAT! =^^=

    I'm 40.....in his age rage? Maybe he likes younger girls...or men?

    I guess I just haven't gotten his attention yet.

    Hrumph! Must make a crying video!

  • Antidepressants, indeed!

  • I think it's the deadpan delivery. That pretty much makes my life. :)

  • If my husband leave me will you marry me? I'm old, like 40something too. I would hug all of your cats and I like math. I can even get some of it right without a calculator.

  • gawd I love me an engineer hahaha

  • HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • Funny!! 

  • INGENIOUS!!!!! XD

  • of course cats don't like math!! LOVE IT!!!

  • Zoey is my favorite.  :) Only an engineer can save the e-harmony cat lady. Rainbow physics FTW!

  • I want my very own engineering nerd from Kansas. ;).

  • this is so fucked up lol

  • "K-Bye."

  • Quick question regarding rainbows: what about Nyan Cat?

  • One geek to another, right now? I kind of love you. If I weren't allergic to cats, like annoyingly allergic, I'd think we were MFEO. Alas! It wasn't meant to be.

  • No TJ? :(

  • is this some kind of joke?

  • Darnit this needs more views, I don't lose my cookies over nothin!

  • "maybe you like ladies"

    "not like there is anything wrong with that"

  • LOL! This is funny. I was a math major in college and I love both cats and nerds. I also made a response to Debbie asking her out.

  • you're awesome haha

    

  • You're simply amazing ^-^