Nostalgia Critic - Ernest Saves Christmas

[62Goji]

*opens sack*

Zuul MothaFucka! ZUUL!

[Squashylemon]

anyone else do the eye thing?

[loadedjogger]

he he, Ernest's Taxi Number Is 69. Giggity Giggity Ernest Giggity.

[karlhl]

Puns are wordplay, not allusions. Also a pratfall is a fall on the butt, not just any fall.

[MrScottfoulds]

Ernest is using the freeze time cheat for crazy taxi

[MythicalGryphon1]

07:23 "Yeah, I think he entertains the autistic children."

I'm autistic and I thought that was funny.

[BrianCD85]

2 people thought the letter was V.

[FruggleFarkle123]

At 13:14, Doug really sounded serious, like he was actually talking to Ernest.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

I wonder if Cinemassacre is going to review Ernest Saves Christmas? Maybe around the Christmas of 2012? Assuming the world doesn't end during that time.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

I thought the Santa Puns (most) were clever.

[IceColdKoopa]

i have autism but im not offended

[Doughboy123x]

@IceColdKoopa Same here.

Though I am glad he removed it later.

[ThatAmericanSlacker]

@IceColdKoopa same.

[FlairesTears]

that bit with the lollipop kids made my day XD

[AYYOluvable]

umm... did the nostalgia critic just say niggers at 12:28 its kind of weird to hear that coming from a white person portraying santa clause.

[zombiegeekreviews]

You have made a powerful enemy today son. Yes I will end you soon emough in the end joe this does not matter when you pull the fiery pitchfork from hell out of your ass you will know my name is the clause merry christmas call me! I love that line XD

[Guigley]

21:13 So hilarious.

[FruggleFarkle123]

The Nostalgia Critic really loves his videogames.

[Rock29Roll]

5:19 - 5:35 Santy Clause knows we're all God's children, that makes everything right. So put this on your next list of screw-ups, cuz Santy Clause comes to night.

[Rock29Roll]

"... driving some poor schmuck to the airport." Was it too hard to say that he was driving a lawer to the airport? If you don't get this joke, you're probably a lawer.

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

My sack!

[TheLuther527]

You are going to be the NEW ADOLF HIT-

[xaxie1]

7:20 huhhh, I thought he edited the autistic joke out so how did you get it?

[HowToVidsOfficial]

I'm Autistic, And I Find This Offensive.

[KelanDWood]

@HowToVidsOfficial he apologised in one of his other videos

[Pedr6500]

@HowToVidsOfficial im autistic and i say dont be so butthurt

[Emrald70]

@HowToVidsOfficial yh he did

check out "next top 11 fuckups" even he admits he didn't find it funny

[pancakes2000v2]

i heard something in my christmas present

i opened the present and it shouted ZUUL MOTHA FUCKA ZUUL

[dorumon123]

6:46 - 6:57 I have no idea why but I found this to be hilarious

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

@dorumon123 lol its kinda disturbing actually

[paktheking1]

Doesn't the new santa look like charlie manson!

[RisingVictor]

I really liked Douglas Seal. He really does sound like a nice guy.

[woodlefoof2]

id say that santa is faster than superman, he goes all over the world, and not just around, goes to each individual household and apartment room, gets off his sleigh goes down the chimney, sets down presents, snacks on cookies drinks a cup of milk, goes back up the chimney, gets on his sleigh, calls out the name of all his reindeer, and repeats that a couple billion times, all in 12 hours

[TheGorillaz192000]

ZUUUL, MOTHAFUCKA ZUUUL!!

[hackensac]

@kendrickh12345

what would you do for Batman Arkham City?

[TheGameRanter]

Santa: waz up my niggaz

Black dudes: ... Uhhh... Good day to you too sir.

[kendrickh12345]

I WOULD KILL EVERY MALL SANTA IF I DID'NT GET BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlukeDogg08]

10:10 - That's my favorite part

(doors open) Ho ho ho, Vern! Merry-- (door slams)

[tonystark106422]

@20:14 I thought it was "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All"?

[BethGoth15]

My insomnia has been acting up again recently. At four o'clock this morning, I suddenly kept thinking about the "Has anybody seen my sack?" joke. I just started laughing like crazy. This isn't one of my favourite reviews, but I do love that joke XD

[supersonicsaiyan1]

No arkham asylum? BASTARD!!

[Hayward60able]

OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Hayward60able I know, why wouldn't Santa give him arkham asylum.

[missdeathknight13579]

I must say that Arkham was an EPIC video game

[KingBowser64]

I have a magic sack XD

[dawkterderp]

if he wanted arkham asylum so much he must of jizzed when arkham city came out

[13jasonvoorhees]

The name is santa claus!

[pochopaz7381]

@BuzzawtheHedgehog Ill give you that, I didnt found this one very funny actually...

[NickyVendetta]

So it's okay for a white man to say the "N" word but not okay to make an autism joke?

[sarutobifreak]

@NickyVendetta if you had watched his Next Top 11 NC F*ck Ups, you would know that he later realized that the joke was unfunny and inappropriate and released a new version with the joke omitted.

[Bittergamer1886]

@NickyVendetta Dude, are you serious? If we tell one little joke just poking fun at black culture, 95% of you guys go apeshit! I have Autism, and yeah, the joke was uncalled for. But I get offended and move on. I can appreciate jokes that poke fun at Autism. I am not trying to be racist, but most black people can't appreciate that. People make fun of other people. That's life. If people can't take jokes, then THEY'RE the one with problems. Get over it.

[NickyVendetta]

@Bittergamer1886 Let's take a little trip to how you're pulling that out of your ass and expect me to have gotten offended and going apeshit. I wasn't offended but yet some black people would. However, one harmless joke was what got so many people offended and that was an autism joke, which wasn't that funny nor was it harmful. It was harmless. But the N word was uncalled for and yet alot of people ignored it. But like the autism joke, let's move on from there. You get over it!

[Bittergamer1886]

@NickyVendetta Well, I am not trying to be racist whatsoever, but black people say "the n-word" to each other all the time. That's funny! They shouldn't get offended over that. I can understand people getting pissed at saying black people can't do anything, but if you're poking fun at their nature, they have no right to be offended. Yeah, I was offended by the Autism joke, having Asperger's myself, but I just move on! If people poked fun at Autism, then that's fine!

[NickyVendetta]

@Bittergamer1886 If you're offended by a harmless little Autism joke that wasn't even that big a deal then move on cause it's not a big deal. If you were black, you would have understood what black people gone thru for decades. Yes, people are gonna get offended by any jokes and you know what: deal with that! I only pointed out the irony and you get up in my face about it. I can't comment videos on Youtube without people like you getting up on me.

[Bittergamer1886]

@NickyVendetta Didn't I just say I moved on in my previous comment? Oh, and black people have it SO bad. Slavery is a bad thing, of course. But the jews went through it for many years because of the Egyptians. Millions of their kind were killed in World War II. And even now Jews in Isreal are on the verge of being wiped out by their Arab neighbors. But you don't see them making a big deal out of everything. If you were just pointing it out, fine. Just don't say they had it worse.

[62Goji]

@NickyVendetta He said "niggas"

[comedypros]

14:30 so thats where Shane gets his ideas from

[comedypros]

4:07 too funny. played the game so much

[TheSoundwave129]

As a matter of fact, I CAN do the eyes thing. Take that, movie.

[musicforhalflife]

Notice the taxi number.

[TakerTV1]

@musicforhalflife So Its Just A Number

[mariobro890]

@musicforhalflife The joke. I missed it.

[T1tylarus99]

I feel for u man I would have wanted an x-box too

[pochopaz7381]

@buzzas

[pochopaz7381]

@BuzzawtheHedgehog well to be fair, he did apologize for the joke, and he is probably never going do it again, so it is kind of undeserved counting he cant really go back and change it

[BuzzsawtheHedgehog]

@pochopaz7381

Well, if he did, then so be it. But still, I don't find him THAT funny. Oh wow, overused, dead memes like big-lipped alligator moment, or the OF COURSE! quote of Bison's from the Street Fighter movie, kind of reminds me of ShadowBlazeX8's videos. If I got a few fans angry, then I apologize myself.

[Squadillah]

Love the offspring song in the background during the "crazy taxi" parts

[segonyosoftendo]

some men just want to watch the whole world vern

[Applemask]

The name is SANTA CLAUS

*explosion*

[johnhamilton08]

Citizen Penguin: I'm doing this voice under protest

[lovestrains21]

8:43 my sack

[CHCHuser]

7:23 I've heard worse.

[billa107]

Crazy Taxi reference FTW!

[MissTyranitar]

3:52 Why is the car's number 69? ._.

[Holmes82497]

@MissTyranitar Must've been for a commercial for Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[panch0bill]

@MissTyranitar uh, why not?

[Pedr6500]

@MissTyranitar it was before sexual crap like that was considered stupidity (which it is) not comedy

[megaawsomeaustin]

@MissTyranitar cause 64 is licensed by nintendo :) 

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

@MissTyranitar sex joke :)

[pancakes2000v2]

6:55 best line in the video

[Timehn36k9voc]

to quote AVGN: Happy Shut the Fuck up

[ToxicDooM96]

He'll yes batman arkham asylum and arkham city are two of the greatest games ever no matter what every one says.

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

Did you know 07:23

He Remove that Joke

[TheBigMan0706]

@I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE that was the best joke of the review

[TheDoopliss2]

Critic Refrenced "No Resivations." .... 0.o

[awesomeJoz]

MY SACK!

[wd1250]

"whats up my niggers"

[SinnFein4ever]

I hate Christmas.

By the time that November rolls around, I've been subjected on a daily basis, to Christmas ads, Christmas products, Christmas music...and the incessent "It's Fall! Almost time to celebrate the birth of the man who drove the money-changers from the temple, helped the poor, and taught that avarice is a sin.

So what better way to celebrate, than with a gratuitus display of avarice?!

And remember, if you don't shop for Christmas bargins, you're not patriotic." for two months.

[XxusagibunnyxX]

@SinnFein4ever Amen :3

[SinnFein4ever]

@XxusagibunnyxX

Is your emoticon supposed to a bunny?

[XxusagibunnyxX]

@SinnFein4ever Sure, lets go with that

[Bittergamer1886]

@SinnFein4ever You shouldn't hate Christmas for that reason alone. Yeah, the early and constant marketing is annoying. But I never found it a deal breaker. As long as I can spend time with my family and some obnoxiously awesome Christmas Lights, then I can go without presents without a doubt.

[Diamhea]

15:20 what does he say?

[KMxHearts]

@Diamhea "That's just meta!"

[datafail13]

12:27 LMAOFROFL

[AngryRaccoon1]

lol 69

[Chestnut2]

9:30 is epic

[NickyVendetta]

12:26 Dude, a white man dared to say the N word and nobody said a word about it?! I guess it's safe for white people to say it now.

[AzraelLeichten]

@NickyVendetta I guess when Autism is brought in, anything is okay.

[NickyVendetta]

10:56 Am I the only who realizes if he keeps messing Ernest, he'd shot and kill the girl?

[mariothief]

12:57 im not offended by this in anyway.. he's too funny for me to care

[BuzzsawtheHedgehog]

@AzraelLeichten

Obvious troll is obvious troll. It wasn't a response to him, and I do know that this isn't HIS account. It's also my opinion on him, so fuck off.

[AzraelLeichten]

@BuzzsawtheHedgehog Troll? No, no, I was being serious. You wasted your time. Which I find funny.

[joshinator52]

@BuzzsawtheHedgehog if you watch the next top 11 NC F ups, You will see he clearly calls that his biggest mistake and apologizes for it.

[JohnGreasyGamer]

I really think Santa should make his own action movie with that title card. Or at least have that as a seperate YouTube video ^_^

"My name, is Santa Claus!"

[Sephirock9999]

Crazy Ernest

Make crazy rides with a dumb face for mugging points xD

[Undamagedaddyk]

"*creepy music*Ernest-:D"XD!

[MegaAchilles23]

10:54 - 11:00 Anyone reminded of Harry Plinkett's coordination on camera?

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

@MegaAchilles23 Email Ernest at this webzone if you want a pizza role.

[Lanternfan619]

@Happyfir3 nope, i did too; he should review the Nightmare Before Christmas & Ghostbusters & BeetleJuice. Thumbs Up if U Agree.

[reaperman2010]

Aw, man, I lost it completely at "Joe, you're going to be the new-ADOLF HIT-"

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

CRAZY TAXI

NOW WITH MUGSHOT POINT

[ScratStitch]

"Citizen Penguin" is actually Cody from the movie Surf's Up.

[44ky1]

2:35 HARE KRSNA!!! :)

[HappyFir3]

Am I the only one that screamed when Jack Skeleton got shot down?

[duke86fan]

notes

1.good presents but batman arkam assylem is cool

2.

[somedaysdreamers13]

The two airport men remind me of Timon and Pumbaa O.O

[somedaysdreamers13]

Wow......lol

[rickyirishman]

i love the ernest movies

[Scotttjt]

I'm typing this comment under protest.

[TheTristen]

CALL THE POLICE. XD

[JoeCoolFreeman]

I LOVE ERNEST!

[Retrogamer712]

I love ernest. This movie is a tradition in my household when its time to hang the stockings. I know i can't be the only one who watches this movie during the holidays.

[shellynightshade]

@Retrogamer712 You're right, you're not the only one, I do it too. I love this movie.

[DestinedJedi87]

The two elves disliked this.

[sonadowfangirl30869]

18:00 nightmare before christmas, anyone?

[12yellowcab]

we represent the lollipop kin the lollipop kin

[Charlesperalo]

13:14 sum up my thoughts on Ernest.

[krazyzark]

just realized it, but this Santa (who I really do enjoy watching) looks an awful lot like he could be Robert E. Lee.

[3fatkid]

you just have to squee when you hear Douglas Seale's voice! may he rest in peace

[MeowthRocket]

@3fatkid God bless his soul.

[3fatkid]

@MeowthRocket *draws cross on chest*

[MattFolx]

Couldn't stop laughing when Superman and Ernest crashed into one another XD

[supermariofan03]

f*ckup number 1 at 7:23

[JamesBobbyDReed]

02:15-02:26 where is that from originally?

[T3hBAMFchann3l]

@JamesBobbyDReed that is from Lord of the Rings

[JamesBobbyDReed]

@T3hBAMFchann3l thanks

[microsoftnerd4life]

Vern can't shoot for jack shit

[MeowthRocket]

2:33 Douglas Seale wasn't one of the best Santas.....

He was THE best Santa!

[BrianCD85]

2 people did not like Beavis and Butt-head Do America

[12yellowcab]

look up Dyke Van Dykes smile and compare it with his smile

[12yellowcab]

6:46 i swear to god that is the DICK VAN DYKE smile!!!!!!!!!!!! 100% sure

[ThePhilliesfan96]

"Joe you are going to be the new Adolf Hittler" lmfao

[SUPERMATT5546]

the autism joke isn't THAT bad

[Whiskypoop]

3:52 69!

[12yellowcab]

6:46 does anybody think that looks like the Dick Van Dyke smile???????

[13jasonvoorhees]

3:52 who else noticed something weird about the taxi's number

[megamanrocks99]

@13jasonvoorhees YOU KNOW,FOR KIDS!

[Charlesperalo]

@13jasonvoorhees And that is?

[Retrogamer712]

@Charlesperalo 69. The taxi says 69. If you don't know what sixty nineing is then ask your parents or just google it.

[Charlesperalo]

@Retrogamer712 Wow I learned something new.

[Retrogamer712]

@Charlesperalo You always do everyday.

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@13jasonvoorhees It happens to be a page number in the kama sutra? ^_^

[menslady125]

@13jasonvoorhees:

Why is 69 weird?

[SinnFein4ever]

@menslady125

Because its a slang term for a sexual-position, in which both partners simultaniously give each other oral-sex.

It's called "69ing" because when they're lying in bed next to eachother in that position, their bodies sort-of form the shape of the figure 69.

[menslady125]

@SinnFein4ever: O_O......that's just...stupid.

[SinnFein4ever]

@menslady125

(shrugs)

Well, so is a large part of the general population, so what can you expect them to speak like?

[humanconvertile]

Oh wow, "Asian Points." That... is kinda funny. :)

[SlayyerDragon]

Wow, from his fuckups. He should'nt of put the Autism joke at the top, HE SHOULD'VE PUT THAT RACIST JOKE HE MADE AT THE TOP.

[s0mthingsmells]

@SlayyerDragon what racist joke

[smellslikedeath]

@SlayyerDragon

...Autism = Race?

[shadowcaster12]

Holy shit i hear the offspring in the crazy taxi skit

[odrizzy]

I own and hate this film

[GamerX89X]

lol Watzup My Niggaz

[domo4760]

7":25 WHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! CRITIC!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!

[FrostbittenWolf]

No Arkham Asylum? No inFamous? No God of War?

Santa's a fucking asshole!

[Joecbg100]

@FrostbittenWolf No Quantum of Solace, Wolverine, The Force Unleashed, Web of Shadows, or Ghostbusters?