Natalie Portman Rap - Saturday Night Live

[Zooni2]

I'll kill your f*cken dog for fun, so don't push me.

[mimoreli]

I love Natalie....no matter what.........the cutest thing....

[TOkenftw2010]

Andy is one smexy viking.

"we love you natalie, i wanna fuck you too!!!"

that line was epic lol.

[d0tax2]

I once created Natalie Portman in the Smackdown game for PS2 in that outfit-she was kicking the SHIT out of people(chuckles).

[jossc]

pta q maestra, un mate de risa. ES el diablo vestido de angel

[ElSuparman]

lol shut the fuck up and suck my dick

[nebknx]

a funny thing is that i bet even if i was still ten i would be looking DOWN on her she's punny

[triplebgurl]

like the uncut version so much better

[lcha1]

all time favorite.

[DdragonforceF]

LOL all the kids looking up to me, they can suck my dick :D

[KillerSaiyan]

lol this is just disturbing

[Fangtorn]

And suddenly i have a new fantasy gal.

[TremorHellborn]

I would fuck her to an untimely death.

[mrlebowski562]

hahahaha

[barrieev]

Not that I condone any of that sh**, but f***, Natalie.

[sslyssk]

this is funny as hell. And somehow, she's even hotter for it.

[insaneoffoe]

@sslyssk

so true

[iluvstaylorex]

Lmfao

[gocards1982]

whatcu want Natilie? TO DRINK AND FIGHT!!! whatchu need Natalie? TO FUCK ALL NIGHT!!!!

[jessizrollin089]

This just bumped her up even more on my like-meter.

[TheNewGuy03]

clearly, natalie is an nwa fan.  i <3 her.

|the kid|

[Exkwsit]

always a funny vid :D

[ethicaldisaster]

i think im in love :)

[melly212009]

haha this is awesome

[paulina006131]

haha, so funny!

[Switcher1972]

This one is simply... brilliant.

[TheCuldee105cp]

i have this song on my ipod

[nonconformingascanbe]

me too :D

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning

she shitting on lil wayne, he got nothing on this

[Virility]

Fuuunnny shit.

[rart011]

Hot rap......she's level of Gaga now.....

[rottencore0]

That chair was probably made of foam.

[heringtonchick]

hahahaha

[NathanBForrest1776]

she looks like someone i'd love to make friends with and go out and get chicks with

[stephyis19]

man i love her, i would do her for sure. wouldnt mind smokin a blunt with her either

[rashedly]

Word.

[Kirinet]

@stephyis19 She wants to fuck you too.

[muchogwapita]

LOLz! damn funny, oh man i wan't her to smoke me too.. :)

[ThrillCaro]

Natalie Portman just up a level on my chart, Fucking love her haha

[TheGeneLightShow]

I never said i was a rolemodel lol! This is f'n Hot!

[Enerdzzhajzer]

одааааааааааааа

Наташка жжёт

[kenqy03]

" I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!" hahahahahahaha natalie is awesome

[NynaeveSedai]

This video was really good until Samberg came in...

[LetTheRightOneIn19]

lol..that's new for natalie ha

[Chrisakajay14]

"And all the guys!"

(guys) "we love u Natalie"

(Natalie) I WANNA FUCK YOU TO! LLAL that's hilarious lmfao

[Chrisakajay14]

"And all the guys!"

(guys) "we love u Natalie"

(Natalie) I WANNA FUCK YOU TO! LLAL that's hilarious lmfao

[mean71cuda]

after this video, id fuck natalie till she was broken..

[Jlemay117]

HAHAHAHHAHHAH WTF?!!!!!!!!!

[cRounch67]

crazy bitch :D

[mandrillow1]

stupid vegan! i will kill a cow for her today!

and i will feed 30...

she in her cause, can kill 300...

vegan is...bahh

[tatasfred]

ill sit on your face, and take a S**T

[rawkmom]

I like you much more now Natalie.

[daudthefirst]

only israeli chicks are this hot :)

[AffieKnows]

HAHAHAHAA

[XquisiteVx]

this video has officially made my life. Natalie Portman fucking rocks!!!

[rob3132]

that was funny

[koorizfynz]

OMG she's awsome!! GO NATALIE!

[mheatwole18]

good stuff

[TehLeek]

I WANNA FUCK HER.

[jesster21]

SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU TOO

[Musicxlife90]

I fuckin love her

[Salahdin22]

she. is. crazy.

[sandralafine]

1:10 LOL!

[IrishDroog]

i'm strangely attracted to her after watching this....

[xzist]

u werent attracted to her before this? what are you gay

[VFVhho]

is it "strange" that you are attracted to a beatiful woman? unless you are a woman or homosexual

[IrishDroog]

Usually I'm not attracted to rapping ones.

[coconutsurvivor03]

lmfaooo!

[gatedude07]

*chair to the face*

"No more questions."

[r5cpt]

I just wanted to add that girls who say "you can suck my *beep*" are the epitome of hilarity.

[r5cpt]

OK, OK, we get it: she's a badass. I kinda like her most in this edition :o) (surely better than in some second-rate Star Wars prequel).

[anon72390]

this very awesome

[NoniandAmanda]

LOL HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[AgeOfReclamation]

good job natilie portman, good job viking andy samberg. well done

[MrMayhem3k]

gawd shes so cute >.>

[homsany12]

listen to no more ?'s by eazy-e. this song is like a cover of it

[BPTDresta187]

ya for sure at the beginning. i doubt anyone here would know lol

[BPTDresta187]

actually the whole song. you're right

[vdve3]

oh shit, crazy

[Writingloveonmyarms]

haha love herr XD

[Imbapiranha]

Seriously... she shouldn't do this. It simply does not fit.

[diabolical168]

I think that is the idea.

[Badfish93]

Wow, it's a joke. And it does fit.

[sexypadri]

1:09

[Samiam600129]

musta hurt

[FrancziskaJ]

omg that was hilarious!

[amatol3000]

emmm...wtf?!

[nuudel88on]

inbred motherfucker

[janellenicoleify]

Natalie portmans fucking hotttttttttt

[gageshaw2517]

HELL NO

[bennettcullen]

lol

:)

[leechchill]

She is dope as fuck

[dadude27]

Queen Padmé-bad-ass....

Damn she's fine.

[LoserBoiHQ]

Damn Girl!!! LOL!

[NaomiGower]

man oh my gosh thats really her i cant believe she did this she is soooooo funny! she is awesome!

[ThatMan0verThere]

Natalie Portman is badass!

[DrusHe3eR]

Fckin C0o0o0o0o0o0oL

[ttobyg]

im in love

[WILLiFEST]

Totally FXXXXN! Awesome!!!

[kittyjuliette]

i always knew shez awesome, i ve never known shes THIS AWESOME

[SpareXXXX]

Wuuuuuut?!  xD

[llovemyllife]

it wasnt really funny

[trashyliferocks]

LMAO! i love Natalie (:

[lunargoddess2002]

We love you Natalie! I wanna FUCK you too!  lmao great video

[skateurself]

she is probably the most perfect girl ive ever seen.. her lips her eyes her.. everything.way better than megan fox anyone.. she has personality.. i cant just. LSDKFJAL;SDJKF;LASKJD SHES SO HOT!!!

[sawadee084]

cute&cool!!

[Cicilo1983]

Best part (1:19) :

"We love you Natalie !"

"I WANNA F**K YOU TOO !!!"

So funny... Although it gets boring the minute Samberg walks in...

[StarvingForTruth]

"I'll sit right down, on your face, and take a shit!"

[TheMichaelNetwork]

Natalie Portman: The Ultimate BOSS!

[buttlord123]

this was annoying if anything

[GJMalaquias]

My dick is scared of her.

[george4mon]

so fucking funny

[TheMrsJustinBieber22]

there is no way that the lonely island could get any fucking funier!!!!!!!!!! lol i love them!

[firnantok]

hilarious!

[metalheadoj666]

Dude. who the fuck comes up with the lonely islands beats?

[jc2k301]

@metalheadoj666

They make it all

[jeremymullins2]

i would fuck her all night...

[suavechicjg]

And I don't think that could get any funnier.

[Serenityluver]

She should put out a cd. It would be awesome.

[Artimicus]

@Serenityluver Its on the Incredibad album by Lonely Island.

[jc2k301]

@Serenityluver

How much would you pay for it? Lol

[wizyzx]

''Dudes! u know i'm talking 2 u, we love u natalie I wanna Fuck u too!'' EPIC

[mwrenn30]

Sooo funny, good for her:)

[skreedom222]

haha i remember seein this on tv a few years ago with my bff. we freakin cracked up. good times.

[movieman2000]

There's a band called "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head". Thought I'd just give a heads up.

[blackangel6682]

Natalie......u frikkin rock girl! Damn ur good.

[fire1202]

Natalie is Jewish. I wonder what her parents think of this.

[Serenityluver]

Probably the funniest thing they've done in a while.

[badbones100]

Wow. Rap isnt my music.

I do think that Natalie is hot though.

[michaeljacksonyall]

Fricking idiot she is. I have lost all respect. First a little when I heard a rumour about her and Sean Penn, then when I heard she smoked weed. And now. It's all gobe

[iTzJeeZus]

@michaeljacksonyall dude you know its a joke? this is SNL saturday night live its a joke kinda show of joke sketches she didnt even right this.. jesus christ so if you think all this is real she says suck my dick you think she has a dick?

[arthurock6]

lol! hahaha

[michaeljacksonyall]

she doesnt have a dick but I have an OPINION

[seanman72]

lmfao, that she smoked weed? almost everyone has at the very least tried it.

[doitinasubmarine]

What's the big problem?? Probably most celebrities you like have.. It ain't such a big deal..

[FettWalli]

this is shit

[demilovatox09]

Holy shiet, Princess Amadalia.

[crushy44]

QUEEN nub lol

[skateurself]

has grown up hahahahaha.. whoda thought shed be the ruler of nabu and then be rappin on the streets of queens hahaha.. god shes hot though

[Reqrezentin]

Eminem is angry. She took his "white seat" in the industry.

[jeminiany222]

shes fuckin gorrrrgeous

[itachisson2222222222]

She's fit as fuck.

[sktkdeh]

WHAT?! so badass

[notjuliusyes]

"ILL KILL YOUR F**KIN DOG FOR FUN-SO-DONT-PUSH-ME!"

epic

[crazyboo925]

Natalie is fucking bad ass!xD

[dbroin]

Damn!! Way. WAY! to top the Jabba Slave girl scene!!

[qfcknndadii]

we love you natalie. I WANNA F*CK YOU TOO!

[coolbrett]

Ah the memories. Haven't seen that in ages! I love Natalie

[naenaetaylor]

LLLLaaame!

[KageZX10RRonin]

I love when that kid comes up to her dressed like queen Amadelia for an autograph , and she smiles , takes the pen and paper away and hucks it like she doesn't give a rats ass. Too funny !

[fukinvodka]

fuck this is dumb

[ScottyMnemonic]

"Hey, the language! Do you blow your father with that mouth?" ...

[fukinvodka]

i sure as hell do

[suzykafila]

coool!!! this how artist should to be, breaking rules, instead posing fancy suits on the f red carpet!!!

[Gabid77]

beautiful, hot, sexy, harvard graduate, and jewish. perfect girl for me

[pauloesnegro]

excellent natalie!!!!

[Littleelfbailey]

Another reason to love her1 ^___^ I would buy a cd of hers if she did that...

[azrulaznyzan]

she's rockin.....whattttttt

[truthyoudown]

I think she doesn't know who she is. She's trying to hard to break a goody-two-shoes image... but, she doesn't have a goody-two-shoes image... So she needs to re-work and go within to find her force.

[ealesey455]

personally i think she just went on snl and did a funny rap.

[brythellama]

hahaha... are you serious??

this is completely sarcastic!!

[OnkelBaldrian]

That`s great 5Stars

[bluegreenhair]

woah! Harvard graduate? but nice... amazing... cool~! this is hardcore! funny!!!

[staceynjarod]

LOL!!! Funny!

[MsQueenofelves]

unbelivable:)))

[halomaster2270]

wow what happen to padme amadala? haha

[prolefeedprocessor]

"We love you, Natalie!"

"I WANNA FUCK YOU, TOO!!"

That gets me every time.

[Rakamonk]

even if this was a comedy act, she still acts in this role perfectly!

[9Squishy9]

was it a voice over or did she actually manage to pull the WHOLE thing off herself?

[JitZo]

1:10 ..omg

[761842]

hardcore

[klonosmetal]

beautiful.......! PERFECT.........NICE.......!

[fightphreak]

Dang. I didn't know Natalie Portman was that gangster.