Eighth video blog entry: Jacob is at the door!

[narutoisthegayest]

He probly has the name Jacob manscaped under his belly button

[SingeeSong]

"haha you'll like it, ha do you like it?????"

hilarious, haha

[MrKneegrowkilla]

jacob is secretly comming over so that they can plan the murder of daxs mom

[enriquegvaldez]

cooooooooooooming

[nbts5n2]

nice house

[rico9854]

now this is stupid cause why would you be so stupid over a person coming over too your house very weird

[awsomevidmaker]

he looks through the peep hole

wow

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

LMFAOO i love in the beggining where he like jizzes when jacob is at the door xDDDD

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

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[kidzillaa]

Lmao my name is Jacob

[MynamesnotSteve100]

Rofl so's mine =D

[MynamesnotSteve100]

Actually that didn't deserve a rofl more like an lol.

[thebandz]

"an lol"

[TebooTedMarshall]

Bernice should have pulled it out and peed on jacob as he opened the door.

That would have been fucking hilarious

[TheRannyman]

Yeah it would lol

[jjkat13]

Jacob is real. wow.

[PageofAliceCullen]

Even if he is acting imagine how awesome that would be to have somebody come over

[doritobound5]

he is fake, in his recent vids he says he was lying about his name being bernice, and when the kid comes to the door, he calls him bernice

[sportspla3rwitskill1]

can you send me the link to that?

[toxjfi]

my friend just made me watch this and it's the last time he gets to show me things on youtube. he has his own damn computer.

[Flipty11]

the front of ur house looks alot like mine

[flapjack012]

D DA DAX DAXF DAXFL DAXFLA DAXFLAM DAXFLAME Youtube is lame without Daxflame. Copy/Paste if you agree! Maybe he'll make more videos if he sees this comment repeated loads?

[FunnyFingerFriends]

osom

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

is all this acting?

jw

[flickywin]

yeah it's all acting.

[mysensesfail94]

it's sad that Daxflame's gotta video tape a friend coming over just 2 prove that he really has friends

[XxianwatkinsrocksxX]

lmfao lol

[OneWingDuck]

lol

[PhillipsVanguard]

Haha!

[SexyTtam]

For anyone who actually believes that Daxflame is NOT acting, this video proves he is. One Major slip up happens here. When Jacob comes to the door, he says "Bernice"

Which if have seen, he later says is not his real name, and he didn't want to put his real name on the internet. So, obviously it's all a big act...which honestly people...is obvious.

That being said, I love the show. Makes me laugh always. Keep it Maddison Patrello, keep it up.

[TRAWTF]

You idiot, Bernice is his nickname. AND HE ISN't fucking acting, HE'S RETARDED. I don't know how fucked up he is in the head, but he doesn't really think of himself as retarded, so I'd say he's pretty fucked up. He thinks that he's a normal dude, but actually he's fucking retarded idiot.

[SexyTtam]

Your the fuckig idiot. Watch the episode

"Bernice Jauch is not my real name"

He explains that its a name he made up purely for the internet purpouses you fucking retard. He is acting.

[KWEEZY95]

Actually he is acting his real name is Madison Patrello.Google it

[goarmy73]

wow realy dont make asumtions u dont no shit do u no him personaly then?,and if u dont like his vids dont watch them ok?

[JacobRudduck]

His name is Madison Patrello, and it's pretty clear that he's acting. There are already loads of videos out on Youtube debunking him, look it up.

[holdengirl51]

watch his first ever video... he says his name is bernice but he doesnt like it coz he thinks its girly

[SexyTtam]

yes he does say that holdengirl51 but then MUCH later in his videos, he makes a video called

"Bernice Jauch is not my real name"

Watch that, and he apologises for making up his name, but it was to protect his "privacy"

So then this video with Jacob which happens way before he says he lied about his name, proves its fake.

[Jarederaj]

where his mom calls him brenice?

if so then yes i caught that too but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's acting it could be that he told him mom toll him brenice when he is doing his videos for privecy reasons.

[Ohrwow]

That was his sister actually.

[Jarederaj]

how do you know

[MarkTheMagnificent]

because he's acting.

[dutrank]

Pretty sure it is a boy.

[p0shii]

good catch. i didnt really hear it the first time cause the volume was too low, but i just heard it.

[mybigjimmy]

jacob is small and ginger i expected a tall cool dude lol

[demonslip9]

dude you are a fucking retard thats y u have nofriends fuck face

[fofofofofofofo7]

wtf is ur problem

[wtf58]

you dont have alot of friends come over do you?

[SuperShot4006]

wow hes gay for jacob

[marissa32]

What's is that thing outside floating around behind Jacob??

[dokterbob]

Looks like a boom

[IrishGuy85]

LOL Yep Jacob called him Bernice, well all know Bernice isn't his real name.... You're BUSTED Dax but it's all good, your videos are still awesome and you need to make more!!!! I'm tired of that Saving Private Ryan one!!

[biskutz1104]

his name is bernice. watch his first video.

[SexyTtam]

then go on to watch later videos where he says his name isn't bernice and he lied about it. :P you daxflame noob!....did i just say that? lol

[JohnEBlaze23]

jacob calls him bernice, he said in a video thats not his name

[JacobRudduck]

Damn those plot holes! ;)

[lepricon989]

"jacob" already was shown later in a video to be his cousin so it was pretty obvious this shit was fake along time ago..

[MooseWombleMole]

He talks normal when he answers the door.

[mollypolly2000]

cute when you say ''comeing ''

[thenameisbittles]

"MOMMY" LMAO what a twat

[videoboy10]

dax you have a big house

[dokterbob]

Jacob called him Bernice, when Dax even admitted that his name isn't Bernice. How would Jacob know to call him that, when Dax said that thats only a name his mother calls him.

[VegetableBasket]

His name is really bernice, he just said it wasn't because he is tricking you. Your mind has been blown, I hope you still want to go trick-or-treating.

[chinchillaandbeans]

It's pretty cool. I think everyone thinks dax is a retard because he gets nervous on camera. You rock dude!

[VegetableBasket]

You have such a wise and modest outlook on Dax. I love it.

[chinchillaandbeans]

Thanks. Just some ideas :P

[PizzaIsGood101]

LOL. ily.

[twisstteedd]

i love it when you say:

"comming!"

you sound like the happiest little boy ever

[snailboy38]

ahh cmon... dont ruin it

[mynameisguitarhero]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL­L you slammed the door on his dad xD

[justunforgettable]

lmao when he slams the door on like jacobs parent haha

[Rinishi]

ROFL I JUST noticed that XD

-dies laughing-

[magggie1]

dude, take it easy. lol!

[sneal261]

notice how Jacob calls him Bernice in this video, but they aren't friends and Bernice isn't his real name...:S both being true, it doesn't make sense....so one is false.

[DDawg45]

His name is Bernice

[Jasonkingkon]

no it is madison

[DarthYoungling]

Well if they're are still friends in the future, they'll have a funny story of how they met... pee fight!!

[guitarsxrxausome]

r u retarded?

[DarthYoungling]

No... Can you understand a joke?

[LittleMissTreble]

you'll have to see that blog.  i think it's the second one... priceless.

[MaxsCorna]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WATCH OUT JACOB FOR ANOTHER PEE FIGHT!!! THIS TIME IT WILL BE IN THE KITCHEN!LOL

[juicychicas]

aww. poor jacob. :]

[Kikyogirl]

x33 daxflame has officially stolen my heart!!!

[Dudemanpop]

hhaha "I set up everything. you'll like it. ssss... do you like it?"

hahah thats my fav part :)

[whiteasian426]

Mommy?

[LOLGASP]

I think he said 'coming' as he was going to the door.

[jingster0106]

wow cool house

[dancerdani77]

you have a really nice house!

[CltPredator]

Is it possible for you too SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!

[kittynips4]

ur rich

[Lonerganmusic]

My best mate's called Jacob, but I have NEVER spacked out about him coming round, let alone at this level! It's just creepy.

[Ghinshu]

Spacked?

[deenerproductions]

just how cool is this jacob if he makes you act like this?

[victobarn67]

jacob is cute

[aznrocklee]

now get done to have some anal

[KcQueso09]

I like how he films as much of this as possible, like we're his secret.

And his house is nice!

[SpartanArmy647]

ok now i know that guy was acting cuz he called u bernice in one ur later vids u said ur name isnt bernice

[zedman427]

wat a gay lord.....

[Indremafan]

Do you really play Drift City, or was someone in that game just linking to your youtube for some reason?

[JackAttack50000]

oh jacob. ur so sexy. i love you jacob. ur my bum chum

[Pooper0101]

from the looks of things he sure has a bonner for this jacob kid

[ajonbass]

Everybody loves Jacob!!!

[revcom301]

haahaha

[phantomdude92]

haha yup its definately acting

hear him when his talking at the door

[ilovemusic1994]

Everybody loves Jacob!!!

[Cla452]

I wanna meet Jacob! lol

[Sumguyoverthere]

just because he has a name that sounds girly doesnt make him a girl.

[mrmet5]

this is getting better and better

[d5gdf56gdfg]

Listen to 00:14 with the music loud and then at 00:39 - the end was just pathetic.

[daypolkadot9]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh that is soo sweet that he got so excited for a study thing

[nobhilliam]

Okay, he recently posted a video saying that his name is NOT bernice, and yet here Jacob says "hey bernice" so this proves that hes a fake

[jbakid]

Not really. He could have told Jacob that he wanted be called Bernice for privacy's sake.

[davis1188]

thats true im having a hard time deciding whether or not dax is real, the only real proof hes not on the internet is his name is madison.. except now he says his name isnt bernice, i know his voice is different, but in the middle of the series thingy he says something about speech lessons and later he sounds different, and to me more sure of himself in these old ones he seems nervous so im not sure...

[Triplesod]

Really? You really aren't sure?

Honestly??

[KrnBlackWannabe]

"You can go upstairs" *giggles*

[nightmarenate97]

u want jacobs babays.

[futurefashionista101]

coming!

[jeeyoungg235]

coming!

[1140jp]

who is jacob?

[HereLiesTheWaste]

jacob is dax's potential best friend

he tryed to become his friend while peeing in the urinal at school but it didnt work out and he ended up peeing on jacob... now they are sience lab partners and yea.

[1140jp]

OHHHH! okay, thx

[XuROKmySOCKZoffX]

Wow kidd. Did you ever realize that Jacob might find it a little odd that you are video taping him. Just a thought.

I still love Dax though.

[GenScrewUp]

PEE FIGHT!!!!

MOMMY...LOL

[nothingclosetoemo]

mommy! lol

[reena404]

he said coming

[katuni08]

I love your light! My mom is getting one like that for Christmas!

[yankees12054]

dax, you're the man.

[Murdoc488]

Youre like a girl freaking about a guy she has a huge crush on. chill out, its like u love him or sumthin

[GoreSoakedJazmine]

You love Jacob, you want hair just like his, and you get way too excited when he comes over. Someone who knows me told me you have no friends, could explain why your a bit... weird in the head.

[bunnypick2]

aww. you had braces..with rubber bands. [=

[snakenub122]

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[katuni08]

What was that about?

[snakenub122]

i dont know.. i dont even remember typing that lmao.

[katuni08]

Maybe you were so sleepy you wrote random stuff that you don't remember writing!

[snakenub122]

maaaaaaaybe? :P

[dontplaycreate]

i love this show

[change0fmind]

rape

[yankee21320]

why r u so happy a dude came to ur house...

[zacthemadcap]

Theres Not Many People That Can Make Me Laugh This Much

[megachocobo]

wow lets just hope his parents and all his friends are retarted and don't notice his missing when you stick him your closet hogtied...

[ElHanko]

Bordering on obsessed

[billi009]

I LOVE U DAXIE!!!!! and u didnt show us wht jacob looks like :(

[CyberSword13]

Why do you think that is?

[YouAreJustJEALOUS]

Notice how his voice and speech changed when Jacob Came over....

Interesting..

[zicamox89]

yes interesting...how very interesting.....

dun dun dun

[FreakDonkey]

me might be trying to make himself seem more normal.. it seems hard for him to talk normal on camera

[Crert07]

That was cool.....

[gossipgirlfan16]

well dax.. i love you. and your excitement!!

i get excited when i see my frends too!

[Bradoner]

Yeah same here!

[MagicManiac101]

same here!

[WilliamShow]

thats kinda gay!

[johncena73]

yea it is gay

thank you for me not being the only one who thinks hes gay

[Dsenuik]

gay gay gay gay u love jacob

[16agb16]

gay gay gay gay u love twenty men in ur ass at one time

[xjabi]

God!

why does everyone who watches the early videos seem to hate Dax???

why???

god!

i hate you!!!

No he doesn't have a crush!

and everyone is putting the hating comments as good comments

[Poorkenny1]

why are you so happy? Haven't you ever had a friend?

[fantheman6969]

HES NOT A FRIEND HES A FRIST LOVE!! lulz

[KittieBread]

That'd be amazing :/

I bet he has a crush.

[yaja212]

Ohohohohoho yeahhhh! lmfao

[z0mgpwn]

"Go upstairs" ......

I would of took the fuck off

[stonewallgoalie720]

lol for real

[byrneman]

this kids nuts...i wouldnt want to be his friend..

[MoRgUe27]

LOL at 7seconds!!!!

...OhHHhHH YeaH

hahahahh omg HI-FUCKIN-LARIOUS

[Throne1607]

hahaha coming!

[guitarhero10505]

If somebody umm peed on me that person would never be my friend.

[Jo7007]

ACTOR!!

[NightSnake]

hehehe if this is real i'm really creeped out...

[darkcanundrum]

nice house

[jalster35]

he sounds excited O.o

[OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

...O_o

[Throne1607]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[cutie51595]

madison patroli is a funny, funny guy