George bush speech compilation

[Sonofspam64]

No wonder this country was so fucked when he left office that a negro was seen as a savior, now that's the ultimate Bush punchline! HAAAAA!

[aeternusero]

He needed a laugh track, he would have been a better president.

[NasreenN101]

NEW MOVIE!! THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S SPEECH

[DarthSalsaPants22]

He is such a dumbass that he is not even funny. @.@

Sigh. U.U I pity him.

[Izoul]

hahaha

[ketalreddy]

fucking president ever... such bastards are only from US

[miker2008]

I would like to stay here but I got to go to Vegas.

classic

[skype7891]

Funny that idiots think there's some NWO conspiracy going on give me a break. The president's just a normal guy like everyone else. In retrospect, I think GWB was alright.

[Peekr]

...and people wonder why I stayed drunk for 8 years.

[feribz]

soooo funnyyyyy

[xxnolovexx333]

haha recruitements! :P

[jay2tails]

Bikoheads

[avanpeltno2fan]

Holy Christ! How can anybody not Love this Kooky Mother Fucker?

[InhaledParasite]

george bush is awsome

[alex51508]

dumbbbbbassssssssss. how dare people say anything negative about obama. bush was a joke. and obama has to clean up his mess

[thaifan88]

@alex51508 obamas can kiss my ass. Greetings from canada.

[ruzzy09]

Obama is exactly the same as George Bush just a better public speaker. He's increased troops in the middle east (taken them out of Iraq and put them in Afganistan) and has done nothing to tackle climate change. And don't reply back by blaming the economic crisis on Bush, the president was not the catalist in that it was America's free market and lack of regulations. Don't get me wrong I'm an Obama fan I'm just disappointed because I expected so much more.

[klaatu32]

eeeeeeeeeeerrrr I would never make such a monstres mistake u kknow

[llVIU]

I think the people that came to his speeches were there just to see his stupidity

[bigballz4u]

I'll bet george bush is the first president to say something that isn't a word, recruitements, during a speech!

[happyhead07]

um...whats a recousion? lol

[7dollarproductions]

Hmm, i think hes drunk in a few of those lol

[DallasCowboysFan619]

wow stop hateing on a good president people are becoming fuckin idiots in america i swear all yankes have no ideal what there talking about when they say bush sucks they dont seem to get the only reason were in a recousion is because we have Democrates in congress for the last 5 years who fucked everything up and we just elected another democrate whos already screwing everything up

[Forsaken593]

For some reason I can't take that comment seriously.

[xLivxLovesxRonnyx]

i think that president bush was good for our country lol maybe not politically but he makes me laugh =]

[VladdXIII]

early signs of a mental disorder dementia

[face237]

he killed Tupac 1:33

[smokymacpot756]

Haaaaa haaaaaaa omg i going to miss making fun of him

[elwin72]

lol yea, and he killed all the ppl in 9/11 for you :)

[GlowingShadows]

I'm gonna miss his jokes and stupidity

[massacrelord]

HAHAHAHA last night Jeb and i had some crabs OMFG AHAHAHAHHAa what fucking legend

[Rivisten]

"Last night, Jeb and I, had some crabs."

[lolerdelol]

you can just see in everything he does that is just completely retarded, still can't understand how you guys could have elected him. and than again elected him:P

[Slurrps]

He obviously has some intelligence if he got re-elected

[lolerdelol]

i think that fact says more about the intelligence of the american people...

[Slurrps]

But the best part, is that people won't even admit their mistakes, because Bush (being the root of all evil) of course rigged the elections lolol

[panhead55]

nope, just some dumb assholes in this country, thats about it....

[punkkiller26]

*wink*

[BlackRadical001]

whoever elected this guy should be ashamed foreal

[nastyc0re]

Fucking clown xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[wolfy1488]

he is such a stoner

[jjuangli]

bush is very stupid!!

[bygdrew]

1:05 WTF

[ziweiwu]

bush is cool . he is a strong leader.

[jsquad126]

well, this sort of sums up America....he a fuckin idiot and so are we !! Why, how, let me finish, I am an American white male republican who did NOT vote for this retard. We sit by and allow the oil companies suck our blood without recourse, we are more interested in Paris Hilton's ability to suck cock than be upset over corporate blood suckers recking this country. We are more interested in Brad Pitt's kids, than our judges allowing VIOLENT felons and child rapists to live. We should be killed.

[jsquad126]

He will go down in history as the "retarded president"

[Andres60state]

recrutdiment?? WTF..?

[ILoveES33]

Stupidity at it's best! Or. . . WORST????

[Luke41]

the recruitment of recruiterments ROFL!!!!

[69wiggle69]

bless him.

how the fuck did him becomin' president, happen.

i think tht there's a guy deservin' a shit load more credit thn he's gettin' cos it's obvious tht w.bush ain't the one running the joint.

it's laughable.

just like my spelling lol. hey i know what...

make me president.

wankna!!!

[kickassmage]

lol how can they think hes eveil hes fuking funny i will vote for him again just to keep hearing him speak LMAO XD "Jeb and I had crabs" lol

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

No, he's a NWO loving idiot.

Yes, its funny listening to his dumb comments etc, but at the end of the day, he is no good.

[preciousdiamond24]

recruitiments?! lmfao

[SpicyHam]

u ppl moan too much

go do ur job

[peteback]

wow

tough guy here

[JethroSandwich]

He's stupid ALL of the time, he's only drunk in the funniest clips.

[mikep32989]

What is ironic is the fact that when his father was President, he was criticized for NOT invading Iraq and overthrowing the government.

From Wikipedia:

Bush explained that he did not give the order to overthrow the Iraqi government because it would have "incurred incalculable human and political costs.... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq.

Maybe our President should have listened to his father... lol

[tolstoiii]

This guy ruin America... go vote some more idiots in ur country so that u will suffer more!!! lols

[Ria1221]

'Just needed a laugh!

[salbella50]

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME..

[yervan007]

This asshole is the most stupid motherfucker

[frandyframp]

o yeh well your a stupid mother fucker

[yervan007]

o yeh your mom just sucked his dick.

[skypies]

lmao

[yervan007]

I swear this man is pure evil.

[badassbear]

this was hilarious but it was really sad too, like ACTAULLY made my heart twinge with sadness.

This guy ran your country, correction is running your country....fuck

[sadlfd]

ok i am american and we have oneof the worst economys ever mantelpeace is right. we have no national health plan, were wasting billions a week on war and putting money in all of the wrong places. we are not self sufficient and just because we have the best military doesnt mean anything if its killing our economy

[Slidingmy240sx]

you cant hate a guy like that...he's like an old grandpa, you cant hate a guy with character like that.

[imazn1]

last night jeb and i had some crabs lmao

[Keyman444]

lets laugh at a killer...lolz! if he turns on you or ones you care about then u cant laugh but at least the public will still be laughing along with laugh trackz...lolz

[AtoK47]

You know, I use to hate that guy...

but now...I...I kind like him...

cmon, I mean he didnt take decisions 2 blow WTC and Invade Irak...soon Iran. His father educated him to be that shit + Rumsfeld and some other punk ass bitches.

His just a lil inocent man and great comedian.

If one day he decide to do the same as JFK he would probably take a bullet in da head 2.

I understand him...Sad story though

Keep it up Americans!!!

[WHopkins0126]

lol... you can't spell, dude. Do you even know why JFK took a bullet in 'da head'?

[mrpat69]

i saw the littile subliminal message not sure what it means but it says:

George w. bush

wink wipe wink

[mantalpeaceclue]

i woulden't be suprised if he suficated cos he did his tie up too tight and forgot how to undo it

so funny if he got shot

[Greg2646]

Yeah, funny...the heck is wrong with you?

[Greg2646]

Yeah, funny...The heck is wrong with you?

[mantalpeaceclue]

cos untill the assassin pulled the triger , they would had yet to commit a crime lol,

it's just i reely don't like the guy *thick shit* i mean there are some real idiots out there most worse then him but they arn't the head of state for one of the 5 largest millitery powers in the world (do not say that america is the biggest milletery power, it's not numbers but expeariance that wins wars, and in retrospect america is still a very young country)

[EricJLeach]

LOL,

EVERYONE knows America is the number ONE super power, we have the best military.We are the best trained anyone who says other wise is ignorant.

Dude, can any country beat us? NOPE.

I mean seriously get a grip....

[mantalpeaceclue]

umm no m8 america is one of the most fuked up places i know , for starters you drive on the wrong side of the road lol and you health system is a joke your ppl hate there own leader and his goverment they hate the war in the midle east and yes friendly fire was invented by the french but the americans perfected it and turned it into an art form

P.S. your cars can't do cornering

(if you know wot a corner is) you have a V8 6 Ltr. engine and you get 170 BHP from it lol!!

[EricJLeach]

you avoided what I said COMPLETELY

You decided to skip around the whole america has the strongest military (which is fact)

Ok we drive on the wrong side of the road? Dude its you guys who drive on the wrong side of the road, America had the first road ways for cars back in the early 1900's... (talk about stupid)

We dont hate the war in the middle east, we just don't agree with the way it was handled, how ever we do agree on the whole point of going into Iraq, as CONGRESS approved of it.

[mantalpeaceclue]

oh dude u have no fukin clue do you?

the english were the first to have any sort of road cars only took over from horses remember,and i didn't avoid wot you said i just chose not to go down the whole who's got the best trained millitery cos i've been there and done that,the out come was that the irish were the best followed by the sweedish

british forces are better trained and have a higher I.Q on ave.

we have a better servise record then the americans

[EricJLeach]

the Irish and sweedish??? LOL LOL LOL

Britan is pretty powerfull but it isn't a super power, but you somehow think they are stronger then america...

Then why is it that America is the Number 1 superpower, followed by China and Russia???

Also, british forces are not better trained. The U.S Marines are the most feared fighting force in the world. First to go in last to come out.

Why do you think there has only been TWO attacks on Marine convoys since the 2003 invasion of Iraq??

[mantalpeaceclue]

ok m8 wot ever you say , i'm not going to argue over the fact that america sucks terry talibans balls , i've got better things to do , like serve my fukin country , so im going to leave you and your ego to fight this thing on your own

P.S.

is it cos the USMC got shit scared after the second attack that they ran back to bush ?

[EricJLeach]

ignorance lawl...

serve your backwater country its not like anyone cares TBH.

[taino3444]

where the fuk do u get ur info from? wikipedia? cuz just so u know that aint a credible source buddy

[taino3444]

no we should have NEVER invaded iraq, n the government manipulated americans to thinkin that we needed to

[taino3444]

no we drive on the RIGHT side of the road u drive on the wrong side

[Allanscot]

I like the last name...leach. Britian ,China, Russia and def Israel would blow the USA off the planet. Your cuntrys screwed. Shootings, billions in debt, mickey mouse money that aint worth shit and a clown for a pres. If any of the superpowers changed their national reserve to the Euro (and it could still happen) the US would collapse in a heartbeat.What good your army then.

[EricJLeach]

lol funny, China??? LOL right, Britan? LOL right, Russia? LOL LOL we beat them and made them go bankrupt in the cold war. Isreal? We gave them their weapons....

Ok shootings? Every country has htem, clown for a president? He is smart, he went to harvard, where did you go?

The U.S and Canada (possibly Mexico) will be changing to one currency within the next 20years. The U.S still has the strongest economy. Thats why the U.S is still the number one super power, we're really weak huh?

[Allanscot]

You obviously did'nt go to Harvard.Daddy paid for his education. Anyway, it is clear you are quite thick so I'll write slowly.A couple of things..Russia..how the hell did they get beat by anyone.Reagan visited with Gorby and(complete with the football)and an arms agreement was met.Russia did'nt go crawling to the US.Where does bankrupcy come in??.Last I saw the country is thriving AND is still run by communists. Shootings,sure other countries have them but not every second.

[Allanscot]

By the way in 1983 Russia issued a FIRST STRIKE command aggainst the US. All russian nukes were deployed, fuelled and targeted. Only one Russian general,who disobeyed a direct order stopped the annihalation of the US and the US knew nothing about what was going on.WOULD they have had time to respond.Unlikely as NATO was involved in war games and may have confused the attack as bogus. Your lucky the US is still here.

[EricJLeach]

LOL right....

As soon as the missles launched we would of known and responded with our entire arsenal. Incase you didn't know is, if we have to respond to nukes we use our entire arsenal on every country that is communist.

So case in point Russia wouldn't do it even if they wanted to.

Russia is bankrupt, its people are poor. The standard of living is like the typical U.S hobo on the street...

[taino3444]

wat kinda fantasy world u live in? even if that were true do u know how big the US is n how many nukes u would need to destroy all of it?

[taino3444]

China wit their unlimited population

[mantalpeaceclue]

tbh your getting off topic the fact is everything in the us is half price lol the econimy runs in a roundish style thing and if one link dies off (say that big locker with all the gold blows up) the us would crumble the (worth ) of that country is backed by this gold , if it was destroyed the us would colapse into hyper inflation and the world econamy would suffer as a whole

fact -- the us can't survive with out UK or EU and vise versa

[nerfgunn]

last comment meant for mr alex miller

[nerfgunn]

worlds most successful comedian

[racl101]

he may not be smartest guy but he sure knows how to make me chuckle!

[alexmiller85]

I don't care what anybody says I still like President Bush and thinks he deserves are respect simply because he is our president.

[Steadno]

alexmiller85: SHEEP!

[WARP10CK]

Blind patrioism left germany in ruins remember that and the people in the Us are smart intelligent people who are fed up with this bastard

[mantalpeaceclue]

yo boy!! it wasn't blind patrioism that the germans had it was a sence of "if something good comes along grab it first chance you get"

the germans had been in economical ruin ever since the first world war (with a few good years) so when hitler came and promised jobs for the unimployed and homes for the homeless better pay for the poor and food for the hungry they jumped at it, even the jews and the blacks and the christians and the homosexuals they all wanted wot hitler had promised

[nerfgunn]

please dont vote in 08

[S0122017]

It's the muppet show!

[WARP10CK]

Adding the muppet music would be a nice touch

[cetnikz]

No he does not know what he is doing.A former aid called him "intelectually shallow"

the only thing clinton and bush have in common is they are both war criminals

bush for iraq clinton for Kosovo.

[tr0lla]

lol.. that is my boy! yo.. its an act, he plays it 2 the tee.. and hes crazy with it! he is hands down a bigger pimp than clinton ever was.. he needs a career in comedy.. notice the winks.. he knows what hes doin and havin fun with it..

[Scotty7617]

How can this guy be so stupid and an evil genius at the same time?

[brutusbrutilda]

He's a puppet

[homeborn]

a retarded puppet

[hyperacetime]

lol

[homeborn]

he is INSANE

America is insane for voting for him 2wice

this video would be really funny if he wasnt murdering people

[jsusanmay]

mr president : you are an immoral man, you are a liar(lied about WMD, and iraqi - al qaida link), a coward(you refused to serve in vietnam), a cheater (cheated your way to the presidency), a looser(bankrupted your oil company), and last but not least, you are a door knob(your speeches reflect that fact)

[dikiland]

yes he's a puppet!!! a dangerous puppet...

[gcrawford1983]

wow...

[clipshunter]

bush really an idiot LOL

[elm37]

President Bush is the greatest president ever. His intelligence and eloquence clearly reflects who we are as Americans, his will is the will of the American people. Let us all unite under this great president and force the rest of the world to submit to our will, we are the New World Order!!!

[MMLfishy]

Yep exactly. Finally some good republicans online and not all liberals, i was tired of hearing liberals every five seconds.

[RudolfGanz]

elm37, is right. Mr. Bush is the best President not only America had, but the whole World. Nobody represents his country and the civilization better than he does. Who don't recognizes it is blind.

[ieatflux1]

open your eyes. bush is a puppet. hes a great guy in person but not one who is fit to run a country. the people who really run america are companies like clearchannel and cheveron who make the huge donations vital to running a campaign and maintaining stay as a president.

[Scotty7617]

Rudolf, please tell me you're joking. The US has never had a perfect president, but Bush is by far the worst ever. He takes the bad worsrt qualities of all the wors presidents. You must have family that works for a corporation making billion off the War of Terror. BTW, I think elm was kidding.

[sidereal06]

Is this comedy central's that's my bush?

I was angry at this idiot since 2000.

Why did Ms.Pelosi back down from impeaching this dolt? Is it because she wasn't sure of her actions after they asked her directly? Maybe we should have written to our congress representatives.

[wizzzer1337]

had some CRABBBZZ!!! nasty!! he got crabs!

[jsusanmay]

Please dont't forget that this man was elected twice to office by the majority of the american people..the only reason he's being criticized is because he failed in Iraq, most people thought that the war was gona be walk in the park, plus the us will have access to the largest oil reserve in the world, now with all the casualties (American casualties) people are upset and want to know why we went to war in the first place, dont' blame the president.. blame your arrogance and greed.

[Scotty7617]

jsusanmay, that's a load of crap. Yeah, I supported the war and thought it would be over quick, but now I realize that the US should never have gone in and, we should be out. Bush is the one to blame because he won't withdraw even though the people, who he works for, have demanded it. It is HIS greed and the greed of his cronies.

[jsusanmay]

Since you supported the war without questioning it's morality, now the us is suffering the consequenses, waisted soldiers, waisted fortunes, and more importantly a tarnished immage globally.

[kingbrillo24]

0:32!!! LMAO!!!

[redcav04]

at 59 seconds...during the clip of his "recruiterments" speech, the guy on the right side hiccups.

[jesesiordia]

the personification of the U.S.

[fludd777]

He is still nervous as a president. and add in his speech impediment. tada you get assholes to criticize every single tiny thing the man does.

[tynoobi]

hes not the "most powerful man in the world"

as some people say...........

He has limited power in Congress

[keysa101]

dear God,, the most powerful man in the world

[SephCat74]

someone didnt pay attention in civics class. Our government is designed in a way to prevent 1 party to have to much power. It's called Checks and Balances.

[oratorspeaker]

some funny speech

[mtlsixshooter]

It feels like he just got out of clown college when he talks