Green Porno - Duck

[kmofoshomyho]

DA... FUQ....

[TheDSofTime]

SERIOUSLY WTF?! LOL

[elnrith]

....WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[MBCplayerzoob]

Damn, Isabell Rosselini is a weird chick.

[thesupersuspicious]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[NeoKillerXTC]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[taiyorawle]

I swear I will send this to anyone who duckfaces at me.

[CaptainGirlrod]

my favorite radiohead song

[MayferWayfer]

Um, what....

[HotJenny92]

I don't think that duck knows he's mating with a human!

[ConfusedSponge]

WTF! Biggest MINDFUCK ever! And I'm not high! What is this? What has happened to Isabella Rossellini!?!? Dementia?

[GuguyFerrari]

Are they seducing me what am I a hooker?

[kylen1487]

Can't rape the willing.

[echo282]

@kylen1487 She wasn't willing!

[JTSoloMan]

da fook did i just watch

[iAkaradude]

1:01 - She cockblocked him! Literally...

[davidtgunning]

that was fowl

[RitzDaCracker1]

@davidtgunning lol its educational!!

[Sercil00]

"No description available"

[11Pills]

I’m 12 and what is this?



[Sercil00]

Yes, you will father my babies. When you're finished, my labyrinth vagina will bite your telescopic cock off and nourish my eggs with it. Then my anus will bite your head off and I'll lay my eggs down your throat hole. When my babies hatch, they will burst out of your stomach and become abominations like me

[Avitalstern]

I'm crying with laughter, crying!!!!!!!!!

[DarkestElemental616]

Learned on Cracked that there is no duck love. Only duck rape and escalating genital warfare. 8|

[Ensiferlul]

On the bright side, I learned something.

[chuimistro1]

Omg this is sad why did i come here

[jeysack]

why ??

[talons12345678910]

HAHA



[luxbrownr]

FORCED COPULATION

[nismobeach]

What. The. Fuck...

[entres]

That's it... enough internet for today.

[8523wsxc]

...

[WNxCatcher]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[thwarter]

what...

my brain...

[2fresh4words]

Isabelle you still fucking rock girl and keep em coming...

[2fresh4words]

wow vaginal complexity a good one often called "THE COCK BLOCK" LOL!!!!

[SlothAvarice]

I am now informed.



[joshscomputer]

This woman has too much time on her hands...

[BleedingGroundUK]

How funny can this get realy!!!

[unreaLauren]

who needs condoms when they have a vaginal complex?

[rovingrovers]

I have a new found respect for women ducks now

[GameMuch]

Tbh, if I were to go to school again, this is how I would make all my projects.

[Velvetdusk09]

what the duck did I just watch?!

[kirbird]

HAHAHAHAH oh god.. I don't know whether "favouriting" this is acceptable!!!

[tirangord2]

I wish I knew a girl with vaginal complexity.

[awesomeneiss]

i fapped

[spongsteven]

what the fuck

[GamingWfriends]

Time Well spent



[TheHaterMonkey]

LEARNING

[idoBL3VnBONES]

"ONE OF THEM IS RAPING ME! I DON'T CARE!!!!!" You go girl!

[daft3ndir3kt]

@idoBL3VnBONES Try not to care in a dark alley...there's nothing empowering about being raped.

[ai8erobamwn]

Wow! A pussy with a combination lock! Way to go, duck!

[bangleboi]

Oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA This is the funniest of them all! "They over mate vith me vith their cork screw penises!" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaulMeyersz]

discombobulate ?

damn nature

[Dirtydraenei]

How does the duckling find its way out?! O_o

[Kohrote]

I used to feed Ducks all the time. I honestly can not look at them the same way!

Everytime I see them fight over bread, I think of this! D: Oh god! :'(

[skyresidentsierra]

"in the words of the virgin mary 'come again?'"

[oceanhell2]

I need an adult!

[druidking9884]

Um...erm...okay.

[kawaiitoboe]

O_______________o oh my god WHAT

[greenday07ryan]

no description available.

damn fucking straight

[mishtram]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[loveanime101]

Now that's cockblocking :D I wish I can do that!

[llamasrockmore]

:O!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotelobby00]

O_____________________________­O;

[NaSai]

TROLLGINA LLOLOLOLOLOL

[luridlorea]

fuck a duck

[vanessa8265314]

all of these creep me out...THEY MAKE NO SENSE!!! why make videos about this?!?! D:

[rainydays190]

@vanessa8265314 because it's how life works .. just because you're uncomfortable with it doesn't mean it doesn't make sense :p

[pliosaurus]

why boner, WHY?

[lolapplesauce]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[LackofEthics]

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT

[moshire]

I CAN TRICK THE PHALLUS

[flopeartbruford]

It's like playing at Chuck E. Cheese

[riddleman65]

ONE OF THEM IS RAPING ME! I DON'T CARE!

[MattDurden]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[AmberCorwin]

FIRST!

[denisethepainter]

What a fabulous series this is!!

I adore Isabella...

[ErzaScarlet1958]

when the eggs hatch, one of them watched this video and said "MOM!!! which one of them is my father!!!!!"

[axeofgod72]

don't ever let any spring-break asshole douchebag college co-eds watch this film... they may start thinking rape is the proper way to procreate.

[hopkch2000]

these are at the Natural History Museum London at the mo....ffs

[anonymouslol]

who the fuck puts up money to promote this

[jradetzky]

@anonymouslol ppl with a sense of humor

[grantm1989]

I will show these to my kids to teach them. I'm not joking.

[chaosinus]

1:19 ya penetrate that duck hole with your penuck!!!!!!

[sanjurodog]

Only Isabella Rossellini could make this ok, oh yeah, and female ducks.

[pistorio79]

suck a duck DICK! ;D

[jackrubyultima]

What... the... fuck?

Jesus...Christ...

[cssftw100]

what the DUCK?

[hmslivetv]

HOLY DUCK FUCK

[TheRaven108]

fuck a duck!

[Takehaniyasubiko]

This is too fucked up. I must admit it...

[GrigoriZhukov]

@Takehaniyasubiko yes, it's true some have trouble dealing with reality. ;^)

[PauloTonBastardo]

'no description available'

That...that about covers it.

[MrCookie1624]

hahahaha

[ragemanchoo82]

Hahah

[endlessmoonshine]

"One of them is raping me.... I don't care!!"

[00Dakka]

DUCKGASM!



[HomotopyToMarie]

FORCED COPULATION

[Loinielfanboy1]

Usually when women say you will father my babies to men they run away

[IDinorawru]

ROFLMFAOSHIATD!!!!!!! XD

(rolling on the laughing so hard im about to die) :D

This is sooo cheesy.

[jimmygrimble6969]

geezzz what has this person done so bad to be reduced her self to animal porn i remember when Ross from friends had her on his to do list but bet if he saw this video he would not, what a creepy weird vid, and come on people why would you like some thing so shit as this to say thumbs up come on really, get a grip of reality in stead of beastiailty, is this supposed to be educational? i really cant imagine any one showing it to there kids for educational purposes, specially not sex education ..

[jimmygrimble6969]

geezzz what has this person done so bad to be reduced to animal porn i remember when Ross from friends had her on his to do list, bet if he saw this he would not, what a creepy weird vid

[AkaruAbsolution]

@jimmygrimble6969 if he saw this, he would move her even higher up on that list.

[alhel1]

ahaha! me encanta isabella... maestra!

[gmix4eva]

DUCK RAPE

[Nursesaids]

Brilliant

[m88888]

what

the

fuck

did

i

just

watch

!?

[rainydays190]

@m88888 ikr?

[xSTILLSTANDINGx1]

@m88888 sex...

[titch411]

What did my eyes just witness?! :O mental

[Trund27]

Brilliant!

Too bad "WTF" has replaced intelligent discussion

[NikoisBack]

it is anthropomorphism and hidden feminism.



[Eternalover78]

What a freakin weirdo

[WuTangThang]

Fuck What The?

[GoEastYoungMan]

Looks like just another frat party

[MattSmithArt]

and i thought Blue Velvet had weird sex scenes!!!

[067077]

what..... the...... fuck.....

[Harris91]

What. The fuck?

[Billymays21]

Fucking furfags.

[abciance]

@Billymays21 hey! lmao

this video is hilarious and slightly disturbing

[Moriachik]

Haha... Wut...

[Nckdaman]

thanmk

[StargateMunky]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[Imyourfriendbuddy]

reddit.com sent us here, WERE ALL FAGGOTS

[m1k3072]

wtf.

[macobyte]

I'm a duckling and what is this?

[5WindsOfVenus]

I love Isabelle.... she's so hilarious... and educational!

[mbradley111]

one of them is raping me! I DONT CARE!

[anaxaplaysia]

This is simply a piece of awesome.

[seamusinboston]

This is BRILLIANT!

[kristanova]

wwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­

[flarerose0o0]

These make me so happy.

[ProvokingYoVillian]

Ouch! One of them is raping me!

[seiya1337]

@ProvokingYoVillian

I don't care!

[kduddz]

wtf

[dhobson35]

this is insane

[BobbyFilmz]

..........What?

[Emma92092]

oh god. i cannot unsee

[DadGotFat]

I thought I seen it all, then, like a 2x4 across the face, I see Isabella Rossellini getting banged by some ducks.

WTF was that all about?

[juliebogen]

This makes me feel a little better about all the duck-raping I see in ponds. I know I'm anthropomorphizing but it's just sad :(

[Grythlokk]

This reminds me of a children's show they used to show when i was a kid...

[cdfox85]

What the hell is this from?

[Museleaders]

This only works because it's Isabella Rosselinni

[NotoriouslyBizarre1]

that's very disturbing.....

[propheticxsar]

But i evolved vaginal complexity to keep control.

[remacno]

@propheticxsar I say that too....all the time.

[emnity06]

uh-oh! Gang Bang!!!

[quitebitterpi]

Ooooooh... I'm glad I saw this because I've heard a lot about duck-raping in the pond nearby. Appearently they get pretty vicious.

Uhm. I'm not quite sure what to do with this knowledge.

[CultureCunt]

drake the duck is a real catch..

[jenriv89]

I can only get a few seconds in without laughing. love itttt

[Polopalapop]

Not only are these quite hilarious and erotic, they're also educational. It's like 3 stones with one bird.

[Macaframa1]

hey u drake....

[SlapHappy123666]

HE'S RAPING ME

I DON'T CARE

[RoseThorn]

And this, my friends, is what happens when you're in Art School too long.

[werevampire]

What. The. Fuck.???

[limespider8]

hahahahahha

[Funkychikin109]

Ducks: the definitive cock-blockers.

[Brandon112878]

@Funkychikin109 I believe they've been called cuckolds for centuries :)

[llxwarbirdxll]

ONE OF THEM IS RAPING ME. I DON'T CARE.

[moshire]

I CAN BLOCK THE PHALLUS!

[BadLactose]

These are beautiful, funny, and strange.

[Trinitysx]

wtf i dont understand

@Trinitysx Then you're taking it too seriously. You either get it or you don't.