RAAAAAAAANDY - Cragslist

[inthenameofchuck]

"Atleast I got in randy..... it was a good show.."

[chasewentz]

Cragslist? lol.

[saxenavictor]

and that is the worst

[ericpekala]

would suck even MORE if the tickets were fake.

[bucsfan14249]

His names not randy its aziz ansari

[immalaptopgangster]

@bucsfan14249 Wrong its RAAAAAAAANDY

[FilmmakerRyan]

@bucsfan14249 This was filmed for Funny People. His character's name is Randy.

[Syk0Enigma]

@FilmmakerRyan its also an alter ego he performs with 

[TCsoccer22]

CAUSE THATS THE SHITTIEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! lmao!

[MrCavazos68]

who sees ira and laura on the bottom left corner at 2:39?

[GuddaGuddaCashMoney]

When he applies his battles theories, minds are relatively blown..

[galamonkey]

13 people found out they were selling tickets at the door.

[NicoDame]

all that stupid jumping

[Roman4ever28]

that guy from the story was me wtf randy!...

[ekov0902]

"at least I got in Randy"

[CronovanMcnabb]

dats craigslisss

[Megab0ner]

wat he write randy?

[DarkStageFilms]

@Megab0ner

its spelled raaaaaaaandy haha

[AirPickles]

In this context it does not sound like Aziz is referring to the rare form of violin playing that occurs in Denmark when he's talking about taddies.

[glocky16shots]

WTF?! this guys not funny at all... why are people laughing at every word he says even if its not a joke

[YourOpinionIsGarbage]

@glocky16shots because he's hilarious. Go watch Carlos Mencia ya dolt

[xxkintoxx]

@glocky16shots Totally agree.



[gemineye99]

"At least I got in Randy!" LMFAO!!!!!

[collegefootballfan00]

@gemineye99 Best part of the video!! haha

[BigPoppaNasty11]

thats not funny he was talking about my posting on craigslist lolz

[TubbyTaters]

11 people blew a guy for a half hour to get sold out tickets

[madsci1234]

that spotlight had a hard time following him . . .

[thunderbolt885]

LMAO!!! QUOTE FROM VIDEO i JUST WATCHED!!!

[Violetwolf1000]

LMAO! THEY WERE SELLING EXTRA TICKETS AT THE DOOORR!!! xDDDD

[desimunda116]

what he write randy

[7632770]

hahahahaha omg funny

[honjokun06]

at least I got here XD

[flip1off]

"at least i got in Randy"...HAHA

[itzme10]

The version where he's not acting like Randy is a lot better.

[Elfinesmom]

at least I got here, Randy.

[GlycerinZ]

I like Aziz more than Raaaaaaaandy

[a0puncfan]

@eglai I'm sorry r u retarded?

[eglai]

wow this is so weak. try saying all that without jumping around like an idiot. shits not even funny.

[Entidus]

@eglai you realize this is a fake character that's supposed to be idiotic right?

[simonchang23]

@eglai

his whole acting is mocking comedians like dane cook who jump around and say stupid shit... thats the joke

[franciso7]

@eglai

lol sir..u been punked by aziz ansari hahahahhahahaha

lame.

[ChubbyChikin]

@eglai shut the fuck up dumb ass nigga

[captaincumswap]

i have that jacket, its from j crew.

[saiftheman455]

Rawrr

[wicksanu]

At least i got in randy

[wookywooky91]

look at him, hes jumpin around like a fricken bunny!

[RACHELJ87]

Could you imagine blowing a guy for a half hour for sold out concert tickets and then finding out that they're selling extra tickets at the door? That's like blowing a guy for a half hour for sold out concert tickets and finding out they're selling them at the door! LOL

[kane3211990]

@RACHELJ87 there's no other way to complete that analogy!!

[lolitsabush]

i wana see some tatties!!!

[halalmeatz]

...you ever do any security work before...

[Joethegirl]

i love the black guy behind him

[lovees503]

in a fuckin hotttttubbb

[ripitupog]

HE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

this is the first time i seen him and im shocked.

all he does is jump around. and im not one to hate, but i give credit where its due, and it definitely ain't herev

[zoopals9]

@ripitupog first off dont say he not fucking funny cause he is. Say I DON'T THINK HES FUNNY cause your entitled to your opinion but don't speak for everyone

[fabolous2103]

@ripitupog lol u just hav a bad sense of humor

[kayk724]

@ripitupog this isn't aziz ansari being aziz ansari. this is aziz ansari being RAAAAAAAANDY from his movie. he was being his character to see how the audience would react to him.

[kimchisup]

@ripitupog watch the jimmy kimmel interview this was just a part played on the movie funny people

[redgamma5]

@ripitupog omg ist not supposed to be funny you moron its for a movie!!!

[SouthernBOS]

@redgamma5 i actually think it is pretty funny

[mckellere44]

haha he is really funny.....l0l

[MeegMaster]

I'm glad we can all spell Craigslist here...

[riedog77]

I like raaaaaaandy better than aziz as a comedian because raaaaandys sentences somehow turn into these funny little songs...like at the beggining when he was talking about the jacuzzi. Haha too great

[CertifiedDopeness]

This guy is funny as fuhhhh!

[Tmants5654]

At least I got in randy!

[cas132]

funny shit

[blm2295]

you need to like a certain kind of comedy to think this is funny i have that taste this is funny as shit

[saqibaz]

man raaaaaandy and the MC... such a good combo

[MrSideeffection]

"At least i got in Randy. It's a good show" :DDDDDD

[gzagsjm25]

hahah

[Spuddyballa]

I saw him live in Seattle and he was so funny. Talked about having a rent a midget for a friend. Haha

[chillskid]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy

[WhyItsME]

I have and am wearing the EXACT same shirt!

[Adammusicny]

RAAAAAAAANDY

[MyTubeIsBetter20]

"i wanna see some tatties"...

indeed!

[sphincter06]

oh man. he's really not that funny at all.

[miracleman2323]

Aziz is funny, he's playing a character named RAAAAAAAANDY

[TheLionHeart95]

@sphincter06 no hes really not. even with a script like on parks and rec hes not that funny. but beware of speaking your mind on here. your comment can get banned without dropping a single racial slur or curse word.

[jaylieblong]

@TheLionHeart95 I find his stand up hilarious. I don't think he is that funny on parks and rec, although I don't find that show entirely funny either.

[TheLionHeart95]

@jaylieblong yea its a more intelligent show like their sister show the office. he just seems too much like that guy at every party that thinks hes hilarious because his lacky friends laugh at his jokes and cool because he goes home with the trashiest dumpster fire he can find. just kinda sad.

[SBarrettM]

thats why youre called sphincter cuz youre just an arse hole

[frankiebenedetto]

were does he mock dane cook

[RobBluth]

If he was mocking Dane Cook, he'd talk for 2 hours without even telling a joke. "Oh my god, he calls Burger King 'the BK Lounge', hilarious! He called it a sangwich, so funny!!!". Go away.

[TheLionHeart95]

ok i tried. cant do it. if hes trying to mock dane cook i guess he missed that part where he led in a decent movie and played to stadiums full of people. for any comedians out there, stop doing "characters". its not cute and larry the cable guy is the only successful one i can think of and thats because he caters to rednecks. just do your own thing and worry about other people later.

[executioneer]

i missed the part where dane cook led in a decent movie too

[markymarkbb]

I missed the part where Dane Cook was funny

[L337Zealot]

@executioneer OOH SMACKED DOWN!

[vmi3301]

@executioneer Good Luck Chuck...mmmmmmmmmJessica Alba!

[pionneer49]

da damn dj is funny

[seanakerson]

This dude is so fucking annoying when he does stand up.

[AveRajala]

this is his character in funny people, he's not actually like this

[20metalhead10]

you're funny bro

[hazzzzzz12]

hahaha "at least i got in randy"

[l0z3rk1d182]

This alter ego of his is funny, oh and whoever thinks Dane Cook is funny does not know comedy

[icecreaman1990]

theres a video on here that shows what aziz does hell watch and analize his stand up he jumps around like that because the audience laughs louder wen he does

[klswn22]

i've seen the video. that's also joke...are you really this oblivious to his sarcasm?

[icecreaman1990]

idk i find him funny so im gnna continue watching everyones entitled to there opinion

[icecreaman1990]

i watch alot of dane cook and aziz isnt anything like dane there both great comedians in there own way at least there not theives like mencia

[johnjohnmajortom]

@icecreaman1990 Yeah, but Dane Cook is terribly unfunny. He makes the ghost of Richard Pryor cry.

[siznatsbiznat]

Highly demonstrative, over the top, contrived.

Yeah, I'd say he's mocking Dane Cook.

[innervisionscm]

he's obv making fun of dane cook and other hacks. great character

[albzerz]

lol thats kinda funny

[jovannyrazo]

oh, he is?

[jovannyrazo]

stfu, seriously this guy isnt all that funny, im not hating, just not my type of humor.

[klswn22]

it's a character.

he's making fun of dane cook and comedians like that.

if you don't understand that it's not as funny.

[icecreaman1990]

HES NOT MAKING FUN OF ANYONE

[GovernentBrainwash]

i dont so either

but is funny when hes like

at least i got in

[KwEs154]

@icecreaman1990 he actually is, he said in an interview he was thinking of soulja boy like some cocky kinda guy when he was playing this character

[icecreaman1990]

idk all im saying is hes not mocking dane cook and if he is hes doing a terrible job but i like bothh comedians so

[DPx111]

k dont watch den =D

[jovannyrazo]

your right. im gonna jump around like an idiot

[metalmedo]

that's probably cuz ur an idiot.

[jovannyrazo]

why does this guy jump around like an idiot?

[bonebrane]

@jovannyrazo Why don't you jump around like an idiot?

[hellomotoCoop]

RAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[daderone]

this is the first time in a while i actually lol from a youtube video.

more than once and i began to spit on my computer screen. RAAAAAAANDY!

this guy is f'n hilarious.

[Kenbok6993]

What are you fags crying about?

[9thshaolindragon]

Where did you get that video at?

[sqwizerd]

..trolls wouldn't admit to being a troll..this guy got a hurt ego...aww...

[randy0987]

wtf is a "youtube gate comment guard"?

[Serotonergic]

The thing is though, I realize that there's no power or accomplishment to be had. The pleasure of trolling comes from the trolling itself. It is like practicing an art form.

His rage is all the reward I need.

[randy0987]

There really isnt much rage, moron. I mocked your use of 'preclude', it didnt enrage me at all... Your attempts at trolling are pathetic, and if you think youre some "master of the art form" thats even more pathetic.

[Serotonergic]

Getting you to call me back names is rage enough. Reading your comments provided me with laughs, and that's all that matters to me. Your comments aren't funny anymore though... so I think I've milked all I can out of you.

[Serotonergic]

I just read your proifile.

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A NUTCASE lololol

I'm almost scared for having trolled you so hard in the case that it drives your weird ass to trying to track down my IP or some shit.

I'd love to meet you face to face.

Say that shit to my face fucker and not online and see what happens.

[randy0987]

U MAD?? haa hah hah

PS- I'm so scared I'm shaking as I type, Urkel.

BTW, my targeting is very real, and its a growing problem worldwide. Any intelligent person could look at the information and realize it could very well be the truth. Things like this have happened before in human history, only now there is more technology.

Recent posts at this site explain alot:

areyoutargeted(dot)com

[randy0987]

"So, imagine that these intelligent, wealthy psychopaths were plotting the takeover, and had succeeded. Then in order to support them, the society they had taken over would begin to exhibit their traits.Banks would not preserve wealth, but destroy it. The justice system would punish harmless criminals, send dangerous criminals onto the streets to terrorize innocents, and protect powerful criminals."

[randy0987]

Prisons would not rehabilitate inmates, but enhance their criminality and reshape them into allies of the police. Neighborhood watches would not stop crime, but commit it. The medical industry would not heal people,but keep them sick. Colleges would not educate their students, but credential them, and leave them trapped in a web of debt. Every single element of society that appeared benign,would have a more sinister purpose. A web of psychopathic blackmail would settle in and entrap everyone. "

[randy0987]

Those who understood what was going on and were inclined to resist it,would be recognized as the only true threat to the fascist dictatorship. They might be people who did not draw their feelings of self worth from a group,or people who were unusually moral,or leader types. These exceptional people would have to be destroyed to protect the nascent dictatorship.The destruction would have to be covert, so that other people who didnt see what was going on could be kept deceived as long as possible.

[Serotonergic]

You are a fucking nutcase.

Maybe you should stop being a gullible fuck. No one is targeting you. You aren't important enough to be targeted. You're a tool.

You should stop being a whiny little bitch like you've been in every single comment you've written out to me. Stop being a whiny bitch, stop being anal, go out and enjoy life while you still can you delusional lunatic.

[randy0987]

You show your true intelligence here. As I suspected, it's mainly focused in the sciences, it's possible you even lack basic common sense.

If anyone is gullible it's you- You are the "troll" that ended up making tough guy threats online, that you know you cannot back up, lmao. You send me msgs, and believe if you tell yourself you are "teh winner", you truly are. What a loser. You are beyond being a tool. More like a brownnosing meatpuppet. Go ask your master what you should do next, bitch.

[Serotonergic]

lol

[irishkayo]

rofl!

[randy0987]

Overrated shite

[Serotonergic]

It's not "overrated". You probably just don't get it. You should probably learn what comedy is and learn that no comedian can please all the people all the time.

[randy0987]

Actually, this bit is the least funny. Ive seen the whole mockumentary, and its pretty good. BUT, ive heard he's making a movie of this and its already getting tired. I "get it" its just not that funny.

[Serotonergic]

Do you even realize how unintelligent you are or does your lack of intelligence preclude you from even recognizing said lack of intelligence?

Here's a statement even you should be able to understand: If you don't like it, don't watch it and just go watch whatever stupid shit that does entertain you. Nobody gives a shit about your dislike of this comedy and nobody is making you watch it. Sou should chill the fuck out and stop being such a whiny little bitch.

[randy0987]

Wow... "preclude"... was that in your word-power quiz today, you lil cunt? You are one serious brain there, im sure everyones impressed.

I will comment however I wish, on whatever video I choose. Youtube allows both critical and positive comments. Therefore, it is your viewpoint that shows an obvious lack of intelligence. If you feel passionately protective towards Aziz, that is your choice, and there is nothing wrong with that. But not everyone will be so smitten with him, and thats life.

[Serotonergic]

I use words like preclude because it has like an 80% chance of trolling idiots like you, apparently. And I've published two different articles in science magazines about Hebbian neurosynapitc transmission. When you do academic work you start using words like preclude. Just like when you're an idiot like yourself, you use words like fuck.

Jesus shit it is to easy to troll you dumb fucks over YouTube. I love it. So many stupid people here.

You're still a whiny bitch. lol.

[Serotonergic]

I really got to get out of the habit of internet trolling. I've been doing it for like 1.5 decades now. There are just so many stupid people on YouTube like yourself full of lol's to be had that I can't resist.

LOL, just thinking about how upset you got over the word preclude is hilarious to me.

You idiots are fucking priceless. Just trolling you is funnier than watching the movies themselves most of the time.

[Serotonergic]

one more thing: u mad?

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[randy0987]

Get psychological help you fucking nerd. I realize no attractive woman gives a shit about "Hebbian neurosynapitc transmission" and this causes you to act out online, hoping to feel "superior".

[Serotonergic]

u mad?

[bunnyoku]

"at least i got in randy" great

[imthepb]

I love that this is clearly just an Aziz bit delivered in the RAAAAAAAANDY character... similar in perspective to 'box turtle'

[wolfgang15425]

this dude is funny as shit

[Daavhimself]

2:40 is that seth rogen very bottom right hand corner?

[HorTyS]

i suppose it's possible, this Raaaaaaandy character was for Rogen's movie "funny people"

[mckelroy88]

extra tickets at the door

extra tickets at the door

thats the best lol

[stubacca100]

One of the funniest comedians ever - pure genius, Aziz Ansari!!