World's Greatest Onion Chopper

[ChrisPBacon710]

more like the absolute worst.

[TheBearvalley]

wrong title: "worlds stupidest onion chopper"

[j1mf1eld]

Shit son !

[rawfulmayoh]

If you want to slice your hand open so you can't use it any more do this. Also do this if you can't understand the fact that when you have different sized pieces some will cook slower than others. As well you can do this when you've obviously never learned how to hold a knife. Do this also if you don't know how to hold food when your cutting, when you were holding the onion when actually getting down to slicing, your fingers were lined up ready to get sliced as well.

[20genshot]

That's one big onionyou got theere, even I can chop it like that, but I dare you to chop regular onions from asia the way you chop that big onion.

[mvp3406]

deff the wrong way to chop an onion

[kunweng90]

u r chopping a coconut!

[YogDodoth]

...and this, kids, is how to not chop an onion... what a mess

[UrbanAssault5150]

Cool but that's not how you hold a knife

[herrzorlo]

don't do this at home.

[heartagram6121]

Why so many dislikes? That was good.... Just cause you can't do it

[Anndreeaas1]

@heartagram6121

Any retard who knows how to cook can do that.

that video is damn right stupid

[Erobazai]

they call him 4 finger johnny now :P

[andrite]

ouchhh ~ hahaha

[cg2member11]

Hey well i cnt argue... it wasn't fake

[katasinEX]

no offense dude.. but i can chop onions faster than you using the traditional way

[khaizerklet]

dawn of the dead theme song

[sethdesade]

waste of time, thanks

[dachicagoan]

No, it's "world's dumbest onion chopper"

[SHERETTA123]

@dachicagoan your right............

[spokehedz]

I can do this too... It's called a Cuisinart, and it's about $150 and I can do onions like this all day long and not even shed a tear because I can use cold onions.

[Tomeltaja]

what's the song???

[jasonweir1989]

@Tomeltaja johnny cash when the man comes around

[Beast9156]

I can chop that onion in roughly the same amount of time using safe methods.

[Eadig]

Man... I use Shun Knives... if I tried that it would go all the way through the onion and only yield to bone.

[PCCkitchen]

@Eadig Hah, Shun is like the Mc Donalds of the Japanese knife world. But your point still stands.

[Eadig]

@PCCkitchen oh, yeah, for sure. Still hand made though.

Mind, I do prefer my Ran over my Shun... but that's even more daft.

[aarossell]

I really hope nobody takes after you. People, this is what you call a bad example of onion cutting. Very stupid, very slow, inconsistent.

[somexgewdiies]

i cut onions faster then you can peel them

[dachicagoan]

what about the other half? this has got to be the dumbest way to dice onions I've ever seen.

[Petegrin1]

No this person wont fail unles hes drunk or high on something really bad..

He have probebly done this a million times so i done see the reson why he would fail

[angeo007]

The panipuriwallahs in India cut it better than this guy. what crap. lame

[Vernonu9]

Begging for an accident.

[enzDC]

i've wasted a 1:17 time of my life

[Lust3r1]

that was funny lmao lol i loved it lmao ... ppl dont b so serious lmao

[RestaurantEquipment]

Try the Nemco Easy Onion Chopper II. Safer, not too expensive, and, well, safer.

[chefgiovanni]

Great music ! 

[lagadefala]

This has to be the stupidest and also most inefficient way of cutting an onion ever.

[YouTubzie]

I wish Youtube would show the like and dislike bar by the preview image so I would know not to click on it and waste my time on these lame videos.

[lidz87]

what kind of mexican chopping shit is this!!!!

[UCLASeraph]

What nice uniform cuts. Real efficient....

[chuffmieaster]

thats rubbish lol



[rossyd88]

good tip. very unsafe. THATS A HOOOOOGE BITCH

[tgkbigmo]

stupid thats all i gotta say

[mramdazing]

That is some shit technique.

[phishpac]

one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. horrible technique. guarantee this guy has cut himself by now.

[moviemaster00000]

lame, disliked!

[aliciaangel23]

cleaver..



[larrysmith1511]

seriously what was cool about that their was still 1/2 the onion left AND he too a min getting it ready --- keep trying

[TheDreamchest]

WADDAFAKK DAT ONION!

[coloradoskiauthority]

Did you ever think about setting it down to do that?

[thekinster1867]

No quicker than the regular method - But more likely to take a finger end off. FAIL.

[eliz7212]

OH MY GOD, HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF

[DeadRiser1]

STAB, STAB, STAB, OH FUCK MY WRIST.

ITS BLEEDING!

HELP!

SHIT!

SHIT!

[0on0o]

oh dang

[ricoking]

that is the motherfucker of all onions

[rancid36fits]

One day man, one day, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED 10 STITCHES ACROSS YOUR HAND!!!!!!

[kevin15664]

if that happened and i was there...id call 911 laughing

[EVILSNAKEZOMBIE]

How do I shot?

[marmatty89]

that's a big onion , nice precision cutting