Lewis Black- The Hippo & The Dwarf

[Evi1M4chine]

Hungry hungry hippo! ^^

[PattyWhomperOFFICIAL]

circus dwarf, om nom nom nom...

[Ihatenukeboosters123]

This is fucking sad. There making fun of a person that has been swallowed and killed by a yawning hippo is sad. The people thought it was a circus act when he bounced sideways off a trampoline and into the hippos mouth. I hate people like this.

[binkiie4dictator]

@Ihatenukeboosters123 99.9% of all comedy is based on the tragedy or misfortune of someone else...get over it

[madisonhack]

I saw him do this bit in Milwaukee at Summerfest. Black is absolutely nutz...in a great way.

[MissTuxedoMask]

The dwarf won a Darwin Award.

[ljamesms1989]

A hippopotamus swallowed a circus dwarf in a freak accident

A circus daft died recently when we bounced side ways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act.

Veterinarians said Hugo had a gag reflex which caused her to swallow.

While more then 1000 spectators continued wildly.

Until they realized there been a terrible mistake

[swolen4]

hmm.

[omnissient]

Lewis Black ftw

[jwhite0398]

Why are you idiots arguing in the comment section? why don't you send each other hate mail via the Private messages? Jeez!

[teacherphysics]

why dont you keep your head up your ass and eat your own shit we dont want any from you

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

Please do learn to form a coherent sentence before criticizing the intelligence and or opinions of others.

[tomanyasses]

wow a smart ass and dumb ass comment nothing wise except ten year old talk about sentence .idiot

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

@z3r0t0l3r4ns Don't you love it when you get thumbed down for saying something smart?

*waits for mine*

[Thoralmir]

@SubaruOfTheTriad There ya go!

[RioOhKei]

Dude! Link to the article please!

[ZachsMind]

If you are going to use your cellphone to illegally capture some vintage Lewis Black performance, please stand still while you're doing it. I just got whiplash from that, and I'd sue you, but I can't see you, because I've also gone blind. And I may be having an aneurysm. In fact I think I'm dead from watching this piece of shit video. Thank you ever so much. I'm gonna go lie down now and see what the afterlife is like. Oh my God. It's all shaky. God must have a cellphone too. Dammit!

[TheAmazingOti]

HAHAHAHAHA!

You think there's a god.

Priceless. :P

[theawkwardsilence92]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You think theres NOT a god!

Priceless!

Faggot

[TheAmazingOti]

Until you give us some proof, you shouldn't act so sure. :P

We got fossils. That proves our evolutionary theories. What do you have? An old book? Bad news on that one, buddy. THE BOOK IS FULL OF BULLSHIT.

[tickitytak]

wow, if i didn't know better i'd think that comment came straight from Jesus himself.

way to uphold the christian image! keep leading by example, my friend.

[tomanyasses]

better than your smart ass wothless comments bird brain

[GoalieRealmUSA]

thank you for starting in the middle of the joke jackass.

[itsme48423]

i got the newspaper clip it happen in Thailand

[dralol]

as hilarious the story is, it's been proven to be false =(

[masrurkhan]

I think it is real, I heard it on the radio, happened in thailand

[ZeldaQueen64]

Unfortunately no. Or fortunately, depending on how you look at it (since it's false, it means no dwarf actually died).

It's funny, but it's cropped up many times.

[Lacunamoto]

I have a news paper cliping of it. Suck that.

[ZeldaQueen64]

The story's gone through newspapers and radios. It's not real though, it's an urban legend. Museum of Hoaxes owner Alex Boese even wrote a book which discusses the story in the intro. The book was titled "Hippo Eats Dwarf: A Field Guide to Hoaxes and Other B.S."

[TheAmazingOti]

Cause newspapers don't lie. :P

[Mech610]

In reality, a Hippo's esphogus can't eat anything larger than a tennis ball, despite the large mouth. That mouth in fact along with their large teeth are for mashing food up enough to be swallowed. Go look it up.

[dave55811]

@Mech610 True, but a hippo's mouth can definitely smash your hand if you stuck it in there. D:

[Mech610]

@dave55811 True enough haha.

[Thoralmir]

@dave55811 That's nothing! A full grown hippo can bite a crocodile in half. In HALF!

[sararofl]

Reading this comments makes me believe the speculation of youtube being ruled by people younger than 10 ....

love this video. :)

[jemjean]

@sararofl How true.

[gothlem]

You know, Lewis Black does not inspire stupidity with vulgarity. In fact, he's a very intelligent person, and most comics have to be intelligent otherwise their performances would suck ass. He uses those words to assert the freedoms of speech, and to remind the public that it's ok to use adult words with the right crowd. Not many people need proper grammar since 70+% of the world's population uses slang on a constant basis anyway.

[bestbanduneverheard]

tomanyasses is a stupid pussy who lives in his mothers basement jacking off all day

to playgirl magazine

[teacherphysics]

watch out dude the idiots in you tube are like little children all they can do is spell and use grammer and make smart ass comments nothing wise to say by them.

[tickitytak]

haha i love sarcasm :)

[bestbanduneverheard]

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

get a life virgins

[amrbilliards]

hiphopanonomous

[peeweeshaman]

Damn you! You give him all the easy ones.

[6our6vampire6hearts]

the hiphopopotamus and the rhymnoserous!! xD

[PsychoJosh]

hipopotemous

[Xylemdrinker]

Hippopotamus*

[PsychoJosh]

heppopodemus

[SomeNewKid11]

hippoblahblahblahblah

[ipathbomb92]

& The RYHMENOSEROUS!

[Juzmascuta]

Hah, he read this when I saw him in Potsdam. He is one of my favorite comedians.

[Tw1x]

who da fuck is carlos?

[swordpatriot]

Carlos Mencia I geuss.

[FireCrow87]

Good, I guess you're one of the lucky ones who haven't heard his bullshit

[patrickmorrow82392]

this is what comedy is about!

[VerhipBe]

How old is this show? He seems to have... a LOT of hair.

[Shad0827]

oh shit hear we go again...why do people find a need to mention that dick Carlos all the time...we all know hes not funny and he steals material...stop giving the retard comment time

[luigi638]

i remeber carlos mencia saying that he wants to wake up in the morning grab a news paper and see in big bold letters

"midget get eaten by a hippo"

and then he would be like "its gonna be a good day today"

[rattlehead9127]

Lewis Black said that on a stand-up.

[fwubbuh]

Everyone knows Carlos steals material.

[tomanyasses]

people steal physics or science ideas to

[manka6]

That's not even close to the same thing, you stupid fucking fuck.

[nintendsoad]

thank you for that relevant info......

[Skittles075]

You spelled "too" wrong. And who are these "people?"

[tomanyasses]

wow how old are you ten my seven year old niece talks like that to, dont you have anything wise to say above a ten year old , stupid ass head

[Skittles075]

I speak like an adult, you speak like a ten year old whose still learning proper grammar. "Wow" should be capitalized, there should also be a comma behind it. the first "you" should have a question mark or a semi-colon behind it. "Talks" should be replaced with "speaks" and I could go on, but I think I've hit the "wise" quota by not saying "stupid ass head."

[tomanyasses]

your a coplete bird brain idiot a little small brined unwise with nithing smart or wise to say except stupid little children comments was a loser you are go back to life and learn something idiot

[karthan]

Skittles, ignore Toomanyasses. He'll learn proper grammar when he starts going to high school next year.

[tomanyasses]

your really are an ignorant ass head go annoy someone else thats in the fifth grade like you

[tomanyasses]

anohter idiot comment i see you stick with other idiots nothing smart or wise to say except fifth grade stuff amazing turds like you can even type

[maxman4310]

stupid ass head?

[tomanyasses]

your still dummer than me you super stupid ass head

[CakeChurchPieSmiles]

wow.... calling you retarded would be an insult to the handicapped people.... but wow! you amaze me, how do you know to breathe?

[teacherphysics]

calling you the dummest person on the planet would be a compliment

[tickitytak]

a "teacher" misspells dumbest? this is depressing.

[tickitytak]

dear lord... and to think your primary language is english.

[tomanyasses]

wow a smart ass and dumb ass all in one sentense

[tomanyasses]

wow an idiot dont knw older wise people amazing that there so many idiots like tick blabbing hopeing osmeone actually thinks there smart. when there just a smart ass, dumb ass and complete waste oif time ,ohh lord why have you cursed me with people like tick

[tickitytak]

i don't understand your comment.

[Chiefatarms]

holy SHIT!!! Your grammar amazes me!!! Truly, It's amazing. In not so great a way. as in... how can one be so stupid and still have the subconscious ability to still live...

[tomanyasses]

wow were did you learn to talk like that form smart ass dumb ass school and wow you can spell and use grammer so csn my ten year old nephew, why dont you go talk in the kiddie section since you can spell and use grammer butt got nothing wise to say idiot ass head

[cailenmarie8254]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! i absolutely LOVE it when people don't make any fucking sense. you just brightened my day, 'idiot ass head'

[SexyVistaNerd]

@tomanyasses Idiot ass head? Wow, extreme lowness. Remember Kids, Rule 145. If you take it seriously gtfo.

[tomanyasses]

your the idiot ass head you really cant get any more idiot or ass head keep your head out your ass when talking maybe you will make some smart comments

[SexyVistaNerd]

@tomanyasses Prove it, I DEMANDZ LEGAL PAPERWORK!

[tomanyasses]

there not enough toilet paper in the house for your shit

[SexyVistaNerd]

@tomanyasses Actually, I just checked, there is plenty.

[tomanyasses]

then wipe the shit off your mouth

[SexyVistaNerd]

@tomanyasses No shit on my mouth either, I took a shower before you said that. You are quite mistaken my friend.

[tomanyasses]

look in the mirror there more there ,your talking again

[SexyVistaNerd]

No, I am typing my friend. Seems like you need more toilet paper because you surplus of asses (too many asses) can't handle all the shit coming back at me.

[tomanyasses]

liar, stop talking poop idiot

[foolsbetrippin]

there is just so much shit coming out of your mouth right now

[SexyVistaNerd]

@foolsbetrippin Actually, there isn't. I live in Burlington Iowa. 815 Oak Street. Zip Code is 52601. Come to my house, so you can see for yourself.

[foolsbetrippin]

you should delete this. honestly thats unsafe. and there certainly is shit coming out of your mouth.

[SexyVistaNerd]

@foolsbetrippin No there is not. End of conversation, plus, I really don't give a shit what people know about me, and you saying I have shit coming out of my mouth proves that your only purpose is to say that shit is coming out of my mouth, Get a life.

[foolsbetrippin]

its a health concern there is human shit coming out of your mouth. put yourself in my position.

[Iamves]

@SexyVistaNerd wow you really are stupid arent you? Putting your address on a video cuz you think you will prove a point. Ya know I kinda hope someone does come and kill you so we have one less retard to waste our time. Anywho now im gonna watch my youtube.

[SexyVistaNerd]

@Iamves I don't care, life is pointless anyway, why fear death when in is inevitable. It will happen no matter what...

[tomanyasses]

wow you can spell and wirte grammer just like a ten year old so far you r a smart ass and a child talking shit . grow up ass head

[tickitytak]

remember kids, don't feed the troll.

[tomanyasses]

remember kids watch out for idiots who can spell butt thats all they know there low scum usually and gay

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

@tomanyasses-

calling someone an "ass head" is a great way to make yourself seem more mature than them.

Other effective ways to show your superior maturity would be to STFU, fucking moron.

[tomanyasses]

ha ha your really an idiot you just left no doubt that you are an idiot you got to be under forty only idiots talk like you do

[bestbanduneverheard]

dumbass

[tomanyasses]

super dumbass

[teacherphysics]

just cause you said so ha ha your an ass head talking shit keep it up i now go look in a dictionary and look up a word and say it and act like your smart full blow ass hole you are

[nintendsoad]

lewis black fuckin said that! I was there!

[Simn0thing]

Everyone knows Carlos is exactly as retarded as his special phrase.

[gwydion75]

Mencia's a thief. I saw him at the Comedy Store in Hollywood and heard him tell his version of at least two Carlin jokes. I was not impressed. The third-rate stooges that came on after he had finally left were waaaay funnier.

[jimbojr12345]

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[Jobided15]

i'll never forget it, my dad had a company dinner at the princeton marriot back in '98. his boss is totally right wing, and lewis black comes out to preform. my dad said he laughed through the whole thing sitting next to his boss who was seething. after the show my dad shook his hand and said "hey, that was fun." now he's a world wide celibrity. just a interesting story (at least i think so).

[BayerCruz]

Thanks for sharing and ha! ha! that LB pissed off his boss.

[whyuknowthat]

thats bad ass dude

[larma7]

troll motherfucker!

[mischkathefloridian]

...Snkaes On A Plane?

did you really sink that low?

You're comment is almost as pathetic as Chris Crocker.

[Trudragon88]

ur moms unoriginal

[CaptainJesusHood]

THIS IS FKN AWESOME, KEEP'EM COMING!!

[surfsalem7]

you know what? i have to say i am very proud and impressed with the person who shot this footage. cuz if i were the one who was filming there would not have been much to see cuz i'd be laughing so hard that the camera would shake. the poster did a better job then me of keeping it as straight as possible ;)

lewis rox

[ZeldaQueen64]

Ohh geez, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Thank you! XD

[BayerCruz]

You're welcome. :)

[guitarplayer4495]

i saw him last night and he shared that same story

[skleros17]

kind of looks like jerry springer in this one

[GrimReaper565]

Bad Visual Good Joke, is it real????

[Bullettube]

Hahaha The person filming this was laughing so hard he couldn't hold the camera steady!

[monkeynut07]

yea...it sucks here...

[monkeynut07]

does anyone know when he'll be coming back around atlanta?

[thomashoffman]

fix your roads first, he might come back...

[monkeynut07]

haha nice...yea wish i could do that...i hate it here..i guess i'll go when he's somewhere close...seriously tho..that was a good one..for some reason i didnt see it coming

[thomashoffman]

thank you, thank you so much. too perfect an opportunity. um, seems to me he was there in november, so it's not like he avoids atlanta, although if i were him i would.

[onewavebreaks]

Hm. He sorta looks like Jerry Springer there for some reason. Creepy.

[cjrsoccer1]

I saw him in Gainesville a few months ago...HILARIOUS...here he is talking about how newspapers print BS anyways, so they might as well print stories that will make people laugh

[Frightwolf]

Nevermind. On my show, he thanked us for spending New Years with him, so this isn't the same day.

[BayerCruz]

This was in August, at the Mountain Winery, in Saratoga, California.

[Frightwolf]

What day did you go to see him? Was it New Years Eve?