"And Bar-ney lived for 400 years, and begat Bamm-Bamm;
and all the days of Bar-ney were 857 years; and he died."
If only I could rewrite the Bible! I'd make sure to mention the town of Bed-Rok in Genesis. Or about how Di-no pissed on the ark while it was being built, and that's why Noah wouldn't let him on board...
Although I don't think that creationists would appreciate the Flintstones comparison (after all, the Flintstones theme song ends with "We'll have a GAY old time".)
I love this, funny as fcuk! 6,000 years old, that is so funny, just goes to show how blind people walk in their faith. Let me assist people who have not yet decided if they are religious or not, 1. You can pick up the bible 2. You can pick up a science book, tell me which is more believable?
The dinosaurs are playing with the children? If a retard is going to claim that the Earth is only 6000 years old, at least get the behaviors right - those children would be decomposing in stomach acid.
Actually, the stories of the Flintstones are far more uplifting than Bible tale! There is nothing more dreadful and often immoral than Bible tales! -and the Flintstones were amusing as well filled with wisdom and feeling. Bible stories suck rat's butts.
@illeatu2 yes because by their logic, the bible is true when it says god planned everything so we planned even the process that fossils would be made and things like ERV's which piss in the face of creationism
Hmmm, let's see...
"And Bar-ney lived for 400 years, and begat Bamm-Bamm;
and all the days of Bar-ney were 857 years; and he died."
If only I could rewrite the Bible! I'd make sure to mention the town of Bed-Rok in Genesis. Or about how Di-no pissed on the ark while it was being built, and that's why Noah wouldn't let him on board...
Although I don't think that creationists would appreciate the Flintstones comparison (after all, the Flintstones theme song ends with "We'll have a GAY old time".)
bjggjb 1 year ago
Oh, The Humanity!
genetvideos 1 year ago
X-Men is the history book of evolution
Timstuff 3 years ago
Those nutjobs watched too many Flinstones episodes as kids...
ThresherV 3 years ago 7
I love this, funny as fcuk! 6,000 years old, that is so funny, just goes to show how blind people walk in their faith. Let me assist people who have not yet decided if they are religious or not, 1. You can pick up the bible 2. You can pick up a science book, tell me which is more believable?
LozTheAtheist 3 years ago 3
Things like this make me embarassed to have been born and raised in the southern U.S.
This level of idiocy is unequaled.
WisdomVendor 3 years ago 4
The dinosaurs are playing with the children? If a retard is going to claim that the Earth is only 6000 years old, at least get the behaviors right - those children would be decomposing in stomach acid.
2BobSaget3 3 years ago 5
Actually, the stories of the Flintstones are far more uplifting than Bible tale! There is nothing more dreadful and often immoral than Bible tales! -and the Flintstones were amusing as well filled with wisdom and feeling. Bible stories suck rat's butts.
Warreporter 3 years ago 13
The Flintstones! That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that story.lol!! NICE!
ericpage420 3 years ago
that dino is 6000 yrs old? and all the carbon in the universe is aged-just right to decieve man into thinking its over a million yrs old?
illeatu2 3 years ago 2
@illeatu2 yes because by their logic, the bible is true when it says god planned everything so we planned even the process that fossils would be made and things like ERV's which piss in the face of creationism
blazereef 1 year ago