If your parents are religious [I was raised Russian Orthodox,] READ THEM THE BIBLE!
Psalm 104.14-15
„He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth; And wine that maketh glad the heart of man, and oil to make his face to shine, and bread which strengtheneth man's heart.“
That is how I get away shooting my heroin — I say it derives naturally through synthesis — GOD CREATED THE OPIUM POPPY!
@smokeweed442200 who........gives a fuck? are you just one of those people who just speak without thinking, say anything on there mind, no matter how much nobody cares?
This video was funny as hell. I like his idea and fuck all tou people leaving comments talking shit. If you had the balls to tell your parents you wouldnt be watching this video. Smh at haters.
i notified my mom when it was on TV, Jerry Springer was on.. and weed was the topic and they said how bad it was and shit... so i came with some scientific reasons why weed is actually good.. then ofc. she asked if i smoked.. i said, yeah on a regular basis... and she was pretty cool about it.
you are a fucking fag you sound like a bitch and that little joint you had and that week as hit you sounded like a fag you know what you should do go by some more weed and get riped of fuck face dont send this video just go sit down with them and say mom I tryed weed thats it if you want to tell them but dont just hide it from them this guy is a fuck face cause I sent this vid to my parents my dad would kick my ass
I never told my parents, they just found out. I got caught cuz my mom smelt it from upstairs(me and my friend were finishing it off and quitting for a while). It was SO awkward, especially when my brother/sisters make jokes about it around my parents x/ But i found out my oldest sister smokes alot so that was cool/funny :)
Why the fuck would you want to tell your parents that?
And furthermore, why would you say it in such a fucking retarded way? It just makes you look like a jackass pothead. Saying "Get the fuck over it, because I'll just buy more" will NOT make your parents okay with it. Grow the fuck up and back up your opinions and views with logical reasoning. Anyone who shows this to their parents deserves to be kicked out of their house.
i wanted to laugh at shout and i typed getting caught by parents smoking weed in search box and it came and this video was in second slide so i watched this too and funny part is that i don't smoke...
@lokilyons lol for most people this is basically just a way to get your ass whooped and make it awkward to be in the house. like most people would get belted before the speech is even a quarter done lol. like i cant picture this going even remotely successful unless it turns out the parents smoke too or if you get caught and HAVE to explain yourself cuz otherwise this is suicide
Hi Mom & Dad. Your son is a fucktard. You can tell by the way he wears his cap like a jackass. And there's not much you can do about it either--unless you do what you should have done a long time ago and rip into that ass with a fuckin' golf club. You should known he was a 'tard when his eyebrows grew like a fucking Muppet and he picked out those gay glasses...
this is retarded. If u wanna be tha 13 year old pubic-hair growing girl who want to piss of her/his parents this is your way! Don't tell m if u know it aint gonna work out, Dont be so stupid to smoke every day(do you drink alcohol every day? No course u dont! and there is a reason for that!).
Dude u think your cool cause u smoke pot. Thats childish! Start growing up and become more adult. smoke weed occasionaly.. when the time is fit.
Not nesciscarily the most responsible attitude, if you smoke weed the best way to convince your parents to not care is to act responsible and not have a fuck off rebellious attitude like that. We don't want pit head losers in the world, we want pot heads who are competent and capable.
@MrLilRezboy No, because after the age of 16 that's illegal. Your parents can't legally make you do anything. Not even go to school. Smoking flowers shouldn't be a big deal, this isn't 1930.
DONT DO IT! thats my warning over here i told them and shittt...they didnt give me any money till then and still i have to be early at home because she thinks im addicted to weed and smoke it all the time ,dont do it
thi is my old account got locked out of it so i set up a new accountand i will be posting new videos ssoon so log into the new page and keep checking for new videos
Super immature. What are the parents going to do about it? Kick your ass out for having and using illegal drugs in the home they busted their asses for. You don't make the rules until you're living under your own roof. And I'm sure your parents will be thrilled when you admit to being addicted to pot.
What I did was smoke inside. Mum got angry (and Dad ain't around). She threatened to kick me out.
So I said: "Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house. Shut up and get me dinner." I was 12.
It took her a year or so, then she was giving me lifts to my dealer's house, lending me cash for it etc.
Now I'm 24, and mum's mortgage is gone, she drives a better car, goes on holidays instead of working her fuckin shit job. I paid for all of this and my University bills with dealing. I don't want it legal.
I used to be a stoner.. all day and night just blazing up.. you guys dont understand the side effects of abusing mary jane.. everything in moderation is okay, get high, feel good.. but dont let it take over you... just my advice
its not that easy to tell your parents, they wont accept it unless they accept it themselves. and they dont "have" to deal with it. they can just kick you the fuck out, you need a fucking life
I lmao at this idk why lol.
bigdaddyabrham 1 day ago
Whoop Whoop
skate3all26day 1 week ago
LOL yah good luck with that guise . i'd rather just not tell them xD
1916660 1 week ago
Juggalos are gay
bakednoodle314 1 week ago
@bakednoodle314 fuck you
TheDarkchaos99 1 week ago
u look like a fat mac miller
XxBnJ69xX 2 weeks ago
Whoop Whoop
ADSxClan 2 weeks ago
If your parents are religious [I was raised Russian Orthodox,] READ THEM THE BIBLE!
Psalm 104.14-15
„He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth; And wine that maketh glad the heart of man, and oil to make his face to shine, and bread which strengtheneth man's heart.“
That is how I get away shooting my heroin — I say it derives naturally through synthesis — GOD CREATED THE OPIUM POPPY!
Gomoseksualnyj 2 weeks ago
I would never let a juggalo talk to my mother
nhojnutluf 2 weeks ago
Tell the truth you smoke DICK
Louisville187 2 weeks ago
fuck juggalos
MaleGenetalias 3 weeks ago
haha like the ending bro!
the3stupidstuges 3 weeks ago
somethin about your face makes me want to punch it
alternativefunkbro 3 weeks ago
Hahaha heaps funny
nick1996ism 1 month ago
You make play look gay. But funny vid.
THEoaklandLAXER 1 month ago
Lmfao.
atvmark 1 month ago
Shut yo fat ass Up u damn ugly ass Cartman looking muzzafuzza
ItsVapoRTime 1 month ago
omfg it workt
emo99931 1 month ago
I told my parents this way... They beat the fuck out of me and shattered my knee.... Thanks dude thanks
scurfman35 1 month ago 16
i'm pretty sure this guy is my dorm director...same voice, looks exactly the same...
doghawker 1 month ago
what kind of retard would use this?
ImTwixtorXD 1 month ago
Dammit, my mom doesn't speak English
USSRussian1995 1 month ago 13
leave it to a jug to call a nice way to say fuck you lol
TOXiiCxPLAGUE 1 month ago
fag
MalcomMcCormick13 1 month ago
juggalos are gay
HDxCasTpeR 1 month ago 2
my mom already knows i smoke weed
smokeweed442200 1 month ago
@smokeweed442200 who........gives a fuck? are you just one of those people who just speak without thinking, say anything on there mind, no matter how much nobody cares?
1775025 1 month ago
@1775025 and who gives a fuck about you this is youtube and no one gives a fuck about comenters so stfu
smokeweed442200 1 month ago
This video was funny as hell. I like his idea and fuck all tou people leaving comments talking shit. If you had the balls to tell your parents you wouldnt be watching this video. Smh at haters.
masw5 1 month ago
This guy is a hero
Chrome57flytha2nd 1 month ago
Whoop Whoop
Juggladrew 1 month ago
how about when your parents are going to kick you out if you dont stop? ultimatum typa thing.
JimmySmirk 1 month ago
i notified my mom when it was on TV, Jerry Springer was on.. and weed was the topic and they said how bad it was and shit... so i came with some scientific reasons why weed is actually good.. then ofc. she asked if i smoked.. i said, yeah on a regular basis... and she was pretty cool about it.
matthewgroen 1 month ago
It worked. I claim you as god.
StitchedAbstract 1 month ago 2
DONT flush it. Fool.
GuiltyWave 1 month ago
whoop whoop
jinglez4life 1 month ago
Whoop Whoop
BeastyJuggalo99 1 month ago
you are a fucking fag you sound like a bitch and that little joint you had and that week as hit you sounded like a fag you know what you should do go by some more weed and get riped of fuck face dont send this video just go sit down with them and say mom I tryed weed thats it if you want to tell them but dont just hide it from them this guy is a fuck face cause I sent this vid to my parents my dad would kick my ass
MrBigjoe2400 1 month ago
They won't just flush my Cali kush? They'll call the cops
reece101ful 1 month ago
YOU ARE A DISCRIMINATION TO SOCIETY
guitarheropeople24 1 month ago
Smoking is bad for you, its not clever.
thomas83514 1 month ago
immkmj hihfhgh twokf
skaterboy78cp 1 month ago
WHOOP WHOOP!
guitaRb0i1 1 month ago
i just told my mum straight up haha
fedoramonkey8 1 month ago
How do you tell your dad if he was the one who gave it to you?
Thatguywiththelaptop 1 month ago
so yea, get the fuck over it
XFactMind 1 month ago
FAT FUCK
SMOKINKUSH420ful 1 month ago
lol just in case your daughters a pothead too
lol!!!!!! im sorry im high.
NickThePumpPlaya 1 month ago
are u a guy that looks like a girl or a girl with a pencil on mustache haha ;)
CalypsoGaming 1 month ago
I A Actually going to make my mom see this video...
Royalityization 1 month ago
I never told my parents, they just found out. I got caught cuz my mom smelt it from upstairs(me and my friend were finishing it off and quitting for a while). It was SO awkward, especially when my brother/sisters make jokes about it around my parents x/ But i found out my oldest sister smokes alot so that was cool/funny :)
UFC813CHRIS 1 month ago
Why the fuck would you want to tell your parents that?
And furthermore, why would you say it in such a fucking retarded way? It just makes you look like a jackass pothead. Saying "Get the fuck over it, because I'll just buy more" will NOT make your parents okay with it. Grow the fuck up and back up your opinions and views with logical reasoning. Anyone who shows this to their parents deserves to be kicked out of their house.
ImTheBlackJesus 1 month ago
you the homie haha!
superawesomeproject 1 month ago
mmfwcl homie
jonage420 1 month ago
i wanted to laugh at shout and i typed getting caught by parents smoking weed in search box and it came and this video was in second slide so i watched this too and funny part is that i don't smoke...
ansesh 1 month ago
@lokilyons lol for most people this is basically just a way to get your ass whooped and make it awkward to be in the house. like most people would get belted before the speech is even a quarter done lol. like i cant picture this going even remotely successful unless it turns out the parents smoke too or if you get caught and HAVE to explain yourself cuz otherwise this is suicide
BDG013 2 months ago
Hi Mom & Dad. Your son is a fucktard. You can tell by the way he wears his cap like a jackass. And there's not much you can do about it either--unless you do what you should have done a long time ago and rip into that ass with a fuckin' golf club. You should known he was a 'tard when his eyebrows grew like a fucking Muppet and he picked out those gay glasses...
Beorning1972 2 months ago
@Beorning1972 Dude fuck off your a douchebag.
yomam500 2 months ago
Ahahaha.
TexasRed87 2 months ago
hahah
beardenfilms 2 months ago
SO TRUE MY DAD SMOKES WEED AND DENIES IT!!! AHH I DIED LAUGHING
mendozacusd 2 months ago
you sure your not a girl?
ogkushfromthewest 2 months ago 2
i want you to come tell them for me peter
norcalslugga 2 months ago
this is retarded. If u wanna be tha 13 year old pubic-hair growing girl who want to piss of her/his parents this is your way! Don't tell m if u know it aint gonna work out, Dont be so stupid to smoke every day(do you drink alcohol every day? No course u dont! and there is a reason for that!).
Dude u think your cool cause u smoke pot. Thats childish! Start growing up and become more adult. smoke weed occasionaly.. when the time is fit.
Im Dutch!
Indigonac 2 months ago
Like a boss...
WhoAr3You 2 months ago
Wow I just love ur fucken awesome. Vids
Darkdasher78906 2 months ago
wow, whiteboy getting gangsta. Please stop acting like some ''bossdog'' :D
derpaherpable 3 months ago
Lovin da hat man
Random3501 3 months ago
thumbs up if you actually sent it to your mom! :D
dudewtf852 3 months ago 2
"get a fucking life mom (:" LMFAO
thatsfornoobs 3 months ago
Not nesciscarily the most responsible attitude, if you smoke weed the best way to convince your parents to not care is to act responsible and not have a fuck off rebellious attitude like that. We don't want pit head losers in the world, we want pot heads who are competent and capable.
rhombusskullvsteal 3 months ago
my dad actually did flush my weed down the toilet. luckily there was only like 1/4 gram left
HippieDude1414 3 months ago
"Hi dad, your a pot head with me. Don't tell mom you smoke. Bye." XD
VideoCritic1277 3 months ago
@mikelang45 I was honestly thinking the same thing dude lmao !
sexuel69 3 months ago
this is what happens when you're anal rapped as a kid you turn into this moron
mikelang45 3 months ago
i guess you dont have an overprotective parent that will ship you to a treatment facilty if you get caught huh? lol
MrLilRezboy 3 months ago 2
@MrLilRezboy No, because after the age of 16 that's illegal. Your parents can't legally make you do anything. Not even go to school. Smoking flowers shouldn't be a big deal, this isn't 1930.
thatsfornoobs 3 months ago
Just tell your folks to smoke another blunt, roll another up, you know the weed can really ease your mind.
MarKSlamS621 3 months ago
@LogitechSF haha same with me =3
IIWARF4REII 3 months ago
Im doin it
BurdSwag 3 months ago
haha i should send this, they've known i smoke weed for years now. and they rather me smoking weed than taking hard drugs.
SliC3oFicE 3 months ago
Do u paint your lips
glseezy 3 months ago
wooop woop
jayb76548 3 months ago
DONT DO IT! thats my warning over here i told them and shittt...they didnt give me any money till then and still i have to be early at home because she thinks im addicted to weed and smoke it all the time ,dont do it
saucewins 3 months ago
ur lips?
faheemhamz360 3 months ago
0:53
i wouldnt say pothead. stoner is a nicer term.
imahalo123 3 months ago
my dad would punch me in my face....then take my stuff
OfficialLV 3 months ago
Whoop whoop
blipoo98 3 months ago 13
I done this and my mum and dad kicked me out now I'm living in a fucking apartment living under benefits by the government
TheSuperbGaming 3 months ago
well idk bout u spoiled childrens but if i gave that video to my mom she'd be llike that nigga is gayy
dgino444898 3 months ago 16
@dgino444898 Hes not gay, he's a jugga-slut.
Ascianic 1 month ago
Juggalos are gay
OddView 3 months ago
@cammingchevy Haha I thought the same thing, this fool looks like the joker
Salb814 3 months ago
thi is my old account got locked out of it so i set up a new accountand i will be posting new videos ssoon so log into the new page and keep checking for new videos
Lokilyons88 4 months ago
Lmao dont tell mom you smoke
chunk8020 4 months ago
My parents knew this guys parents, saw this video, and he got grounded. LOL
Fresharoni 4 months ago
@specklednoodle99 what's funny about that? People who think smoking weed isn't addictive are idiots.
iphyhaxxor 4 months ago
@Iphyhaxxor lol, "addicted to pot"
specklednoodle99 4 months ago
both of my parents smoke weed lol
zombierambo1 4 months ago
Only a white mom would do some shit like that tf, my mom would smack the shit out of me I'll get a ass kicking. but it's funny as shit lmao
97massiel 4 months ago
Lol this was funny as shit.
RAiNMAN590 4 months ago
I was like ooh hatchetman click
TheBigWiKiD 4 months ago
holy fuckin shit weed ,hatchet man,weed, do you got faygo cuz i love this vid
skyelovesicp 4 months ago
my mom used to smoke weed so shes all good, and my dad is a fuckin asshole drunk XD, but i don't care, weed is apart of my family :P
Awhitespot 4 months ago
Super immature. What are the parents going to do about it? Kick your ass out for having and using illegal drugs in the home they busted their asses for. You don't make the rules until you're living under your own roof. And I'm sure your parents will be thrilled when you admit to being addicted to pot.
iphyhaxxor 4 months ago
my parents just found out lmfao
kratos4evr 4 months ago
I smoke weed with my mom :) thumbs up if u do so
KiDFranKie450 4 months ago
On second thought I'll tell them myself
shadowblareify 4 months ago
fucking pot head
SUCKITBITZ 4 months ago
i wouldnt consider this the nice way
triplethreat4ever5 4 months ago
They yelled at me and flushed my weed down the toilet... thanks.
DcDasher 4 months ago
do one for LSD. "hey mom, I want you to know I just dropped three hits of...holy shit mom when did you get so purple?"
thevoidconsumes 4 months ago 43
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Get a fuckin life mom
imperialskater123 4 months ago
juggalo retards unite
blindfoo 4 months ago
Haha. wht are you gonna do?
netflix1993 4 months ago
If i sended this video They would never ever give me money ever again. You know they r not stupid HAHA o.0
Robinbobby12 4 months ago
@Robinbobby12 then go get your lazy ass a job,,
Dippaification 4 months ago
id loooove to see my mom try to flush my stash.....
frankster262 4 months ago
I bet someone actually sent this to their parents.
LokolBlender 4 months ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU HAVE THE BEST BEING A DICK VOICE EVER.
alexgerrit 4 months ago
m soo higggggggggh.. hihihihi ! :DDDDDDD highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emotive007 4 months ago
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What I did was smoke inside. Mum got angry (and Dad ain't around). She threatened to kick me out.
So I said: "Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house. Shut up and get me dinner." I was 12.
It took her a year or so, then she was giving me lifts to my dealer's house, lending me cash for it etc.
Now I'm 24, and mum's mortgage is gone, she drives a better car, goes on holidays instead of working her fuckin shit job. I paid for all of this and my University bills with dealing. I don't want it legal.
20Proff 4 months ago
he's trying to get u all killed lol
21kayli 4 months ago
i sent it im done
TheZigZagBros 4 months ago
Hahahah this just made my day
Chase499 4 months ago
u r all retarded
FURRYWOOD2 4 months ago
whooppp whooop ! GET THE FUCK OVER IT FUUUCCKKK IM TOO HIGH
kudhgfvliydfhgv 4 months ago
i told mt parents forever ago and now i can smoke whenever i want haha
OMGZToff33Coff33 4 months ago
im about to send it to my mom lol i smoke weed
rayjon52 4 months ago
HOLY SHIT MAN i told my mom and it worked except for losing 13 gramm of weed
webzter3 4 months ago
LOL
jeterdisel 4 months ago
nice hatchet hat ;P
DARKZTARmusic 4 months ago
This made* my night! Hahahahah, I just might send this to my parents.
MorganGastaldi 4 months ago
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I'm a pot head but you are a Faggot
PoyitoRodriguez 4 months ago
You're so ugly.
seanpull 4 months ago
@seanpull lol youre a guy judging a guy? #fag
eae1994 4 months ago
@eae1994 Dude this kid is an absolute toolbox with no sense of humor, and he thinks it's funny to say the "F word" a lot. He's also extremely ugly.
seanpull 4 months ago
@seanpull as i said i never said he was funny, never said he was cool im just making fun of you because you like the D
eae1994 4 months ago
@eae1994 you can think someone of the same sex is ugly without being gay. you're retarded.
seanpull 4 months ago
I used to be a stoner.. all day and night just blazing up.. you guys dont understand the side effects of abusing mary jane.. everything in moderation is okay, get high, feel good.. but dont let it take over you... just my advice
fobba101r 4 months ago
man you're a loser :P
MyDadsASpymusic 4 months ago
My mom smoked weed with me before, I smoked in my bedroom with the door open & she never cared because she liked the smell.
madjimms 4 months ago
actually my mom the one who smoke haha
Monster5150ification 4 months ago
his high :D
issaman9 4 months ago
my mom found out i smoke weed. sending her this vid now
skaterbill06 4 months ago
What a fag
cdrizz44 4 months ago
LMFAO !!
ynateil 4 months ago
Lmfao! This is my favorite video ever! I laughed sooo hard!! Haha idk y but i did!
burton6433 4 months ago
am actually going to do this and post a video replay for you to watch :)
weemadnathan 5 months ago
im telling them tonight:
1.tobacco and alcohol is more harmful than weed (FACT)
2.weed makes world peace, there will no longer be greed
3.it is an ancient plant grown for longer than 10,000 years
4.it will make u eat anything afterward (im too skinny according to my parents)
Xiethetuber 5 months ago
take the jugalo hat off man r u serious...
gchvjknxl 5 months ago
I wouldnt tell you to quit, just move and take it with you. simple
chmellen 5 months ago
im doing tthis to my dad hes chill he;ll laugh about it . and he knows i smoke . but my mom dosent . lol
tiemyhands18 5 months ago
i love this. i love you. <3 we, love weed.
GracieGraceOFFICIALx 5 months ago
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@WeeklyNewMusic De-Criminalize it!
hamboney9 5 months ago
my mom took my weed and flushed it down the toilet....HAHAH, she did
hellbreakabby 5 months ago
come'on parents..we all know you've smoked at least one time in your life.
ThoseMessedUpNights 5 months ago
you dont tell em
laffizzle 5 months ago
hahaha FUCK THAT! HAHAHAHAH
FudgerDude 5 months ago
Lol, I'm not saying if you smoked weed, or smoke on occasion, that you're a loser, but chances are, if you smoke regularly, you're a fuck up.
seanpull 5 months ago
@seanpull Chances are, if you drive a car regularly, you are schizophrenic.
Correllation does NOT imply causation.
tadnecty 5 months ago
LMAO!!
WootPandas007 5 months ago
whahahahahaha this guy is awesome.!!
aggressiveblue15 5 months ago 2
Lmfao dude this was so epic :D
Dj4lejanDRO 5 months ago
I would get beaten to death ;(
coolkid92003 5 months ago 50
@coolkid92003 same here...lol
chanellgree 5 months ago
my mum would probably yell at me, say shes dissappointed, be sad for a week then accept it and not give a fuck...
christuckwell 5 months ago
i don't smoke to piss my parents off....
banarama09 5 months ago
Good job lol my bro wickedshit would love this vid
alldou 5 months ago
juggalo bitch
loganlhill 5 months ago
im gonna send this vid to my parents...
TheMountainDewbies 5 months ago
your a fucking flame
hopygopy33 5 months ago
WOOP! WOOP! good shit Homie
FAYGOJOE1 5 months ago
its not that easy to tell your parents, they wont accept it unless they accept it themselves. and they dont "have" to deal with it. they can just kick you the fuck out, you need a fucking life
ER1CxF 5 months ago
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if your mom catches you havin a bong,look her in the eye and rip it like a BOSS
AustinSharkey 5 months ago
This actually is quite a terrible way to tell your parents
CalebHoernschemeyer 5 months ago