Derek & Clive-'Celebrity Suicide'

[1975thebutcher]

wtf

[Professor6871]

I wish Blair was nailed up somewhere for his crimes?

[Escaperoo]

What a laugh. Thanks for taking the time to add this visualisation to an otherwise brilliant speech sketch

[amaranth769]

agreed. keith lemon is also known as avid merrion out of bo selecta so he qualifies twice over!



[iwontshareyouify]

I HAVE RECENTLY COME ACROSS THE CUNT TO END ALL CUNTS THE MOST BRAINDEAD DESPICABLE MEDIA WHORE TART I HAVE EV ER SEEN, SURELY IT CAN GET NO WORSE OR LOWER OR DUMBER THAN THIS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I GIVE TO YOU

KEITH LEMON

[elawrit]

@LeeJTurnock You're a man after my own heart.

[TimMiddleton]

I would love to see Jordan on 'blow your tits up'

[Professor6871]

@TimMiddleton I'd especially tune in to see that happen.

[iwontshareyouify]

@LeeJTurnock

you are so fucking rite mate

i wish that cunt titchmarsh would stick to his garden and stop kissing c list celeb arse when im trying to have my tea

i also hate christine bleakley, phillip schofield, and sharon fucking osbourne

to name but a few

and that fucking peter andre

[mrsgritoli1]

@iwontshareyouify We where so glad here in Australia to get rid of Peter Andre.Now that you have suffered, maybe its time for him to go to Iceland where Bjork and him could belt the fuck out of each other!!!

[iwontshareyouify]

@mrsgritoli1

yes he is a cunt, but he is half greek so dont take all the blame we should go back to three tv channels that didn't broadcast all day; then we wouldnt have to fill up two hundred 24 hour satellite channels with all these braindead chavvy media whore CUNTS

[Professor6871]

@mrsgritoli1 Its was a shame that Peter Andre and Bjork weren't on top of that volcano that blew last year.

[FailboatSkipper]

What fi;m is the clip of kids being nailed to a wall from?

[masterofallhesurveys]

@FailboatSkipper

Alright tiger,to answer your question.....

It comes from a Michael Palin and Terry Jones scripted BBC 2 comedy series from the seventies called 'Ripping Yarns' .

It's from the first episode of series one called 'Thomkinsons Schooldays'.

These series are absolute gold,get them.

[FailboatSkipper]

@masterofallhesurveys Cheers... lion.

[MegaTeacher25]

But that's like hating hamsters Richard Hammond.

[Thelistener60]

I'd love too smack those two smug faces of Clarkson and Morgon. They must be the most overrated pear of w@@kers in showbusiness that there are today.

[Thelistener60]

I love that one about that game called:'Blow your Tit's Up.' I bet that's what the makers of I'm Celebrity Get Me Out of Here had in mind her for her next Jungle Challenge, and that is why she walked out of the entire show?

[Thelistener60]

One thing it said there:' They don't like c@@ts on the show it put the audience office.' then you had Piers Morgon and Jeremy Clarkson come on the screen. The question is why are they allowed on our screens?

[knackeroo]

What PC says is ' They don't like cunts on the show cos it puts off the audience' but your question is valid why do they let wankers like these on our TVs ?

[Thelistener60]

Celebrity Savours was good.

[deejayhart]

Sick, woozy, drunken misanthropy.

[Thelistener60]

Brill!

[Thelistener60]

Who care its fucking funny I suggest you watch  Gavin and Stacey on the BBC for a laughter free half hour.

[MegaTeacher25]

That's why I like it.

[ajohnstitch]

Everyone needs ball bearings

[Thelistener60]

They certainly do need that in their lives ball bearings.

[dudleysjmoore]

LOL! Brilliant visuals!

[boobytube36]

Very amusing..........!

[Sema4UK]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !