Human Giant: Escalating Interview

[Thethreestudmuffins]

Go back in time and give your mother an abortion

[desaing]

lol his name is Surya not Suriat

[helsinki]

I'M SURIAT...MA BALLS ARE HUGE!

[13Wehrmacht]

O_O what i'd do to get that job

[KcDBG]

get ass cancer you molester!

[KileXguy]

what is this from?

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

I don't want ya out there on the bully plank callin me up goin hey i gotta put on my marshmallow pants and hit the pamby poo and hit the boo hoo button cause i dont know where the cranberries are! -- Aziz

[RoothlessKruption]

Your here that means you got balls, Are you balls bigger then mine? Of course not, Im sergiot my balls are huge!!!

[Medai210]

Of course Dwaine isn't the CEO. He clearly didn't levitate.

[kscaddding]

DIDLeY BUCKET BAHAHHAA!!

[Ostinex733]

GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE YOUR MOTHER AN ABORTION

[truhpercussion369]

Get ass cancer, you molester.

[Ramondorez]

I want one of those tables.

[EnigmaJunk]

77 people couldn't find their marshmallow pants either, but they did find the boo hoo button.

[TheHasanMurat]

Aeeehhhhhh!!!!

[rollinit70s]

get ass cancer you molester xD im dyinggg

[redgeeteeeye]

77 people didnt want the job

[567carpediem]

Ahhhhhhhhh!

[HooaahDahm]

77 people couldn't find the cranberries

[Zaners]

I want to work there.

[eatsrappers]

1:20 mind blown at that jump

[edgarechazarreta]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[PWNageFilmProduction]

the boss had dreyds

[Wonderbread8909]

get ass cancer you molester

[frecht0deth]

1:17 LMAO

[Smailien]

I'm Suryat! My balls are huge!

[shaqdaddymirza]

at 1:49 i swear it looks like the joker to me

[HooaahDahm]

77 people cant find the cranberries

[marlon123ABC]

jaja lol , aziz is so funny that when he arrives at 0:23 , paul can't help laughing

[Sinnott147]

240P we meet again....

[ZekeMahogany]

Awesome sketch comedy...

[banditgrl]

All those dumb motivational posters in the background were so in my classrooms throughout high school.

[JustSomePerson888]

77 people shit their marshmallow pants when the shift manager came in

[iHotiana]

that was cool how he jumped on the table, i tried it.. didnt work. typing this from hospital :(

[RaoulDuke3221968]

75 people need to put on their marshmallow pants and hit the boo-hoo button, as they clearly don't know where their cranberries are.

[Tim92G]

Wtf did I just watch

[Lhykosidae]

Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd just performed 75 abortions.

[jess1ca0wnsy0u]

@Lhykosidae good

[N1GNEEDSAC1G]

I too own marshmallow pants. They have many, many pockets

[cam21fr]

get ass cancer you malestor

[jazzbassrocker]

75 people's balls are smaller than Suryat's.

[newandjune]

get ass cancer, you molester

[jakem4444]

I have marshmallow pants too!

[s0mojo]

BEST. INTERVIEW. EVAR.

[nickfgatt]

"You got balls, your here! That means you got balls. Are your balls bigger than mine?! NO! I'M SURYAHT! MY BALLS ARE HUGE!!!"

[TheNexxxy]

Well Behaved Women brought me here.

[evalovin]

Brilliant.

[ciroslive]

Well I STILL love this show! People ask me why this show is so great. My response: Go Fuck Yourself!

[ThexNerd]

I use to love this show!

[magic8ballman]

I watched this stoned, and physically peed in my pants laughing. Good or bad decision?

[TeamGreenBurrito]

@magic8ballman Yes...

[imapisces23]

@magic8ballman i watched it so stoned i didnt' even laugh tru story

[ArbitterO5]

Great tribute to Monthy Python

[myveryownme]

Damn, where can I get one of those desks? Grenade-proof AND Aziz-proof.

[mckelroy88]

Dwayne where'd you get a hand grenade?

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

[BeatMouse]

but they never even told the shift manager Michael's name!

[TheHiLiteShow7]

oohhh good for all three that they've made it big but i WISH they still did human giant

[FungagaVenusPlanet]

what just happened...

[lamogand]

i dont even....

[hos427]

So many things to quote.

[Chrisgriffin1992]

lol welcome aboard

[hobippitybum]

when in doubt, call dwayne

[1dowhat1want]

press 3 for aziz

[engelbe]

73 people's balls are NOT huge

[SuperPointlessStuff]

73 people don't know where the cranberries are.

[bigbradley1400]

@GreenDay00926 its impossible if you abort your mother then you'd never be born to abort yourself

[mbhatesdb]

"Tadpole wants to swim with the big fish" Well.. actually, a tadpole is a baby frog XD

[Icedoggy924]

oh boy you think you got what it takes huh? well take a shit on mt rushmore and call me jefferson buddy

[mmmkayization]

how did this show get canceld?

[brotherlylovely]

@mmmkayization People have no sense of true comedy.I admit it is a bit rough but it iis definetly hilarious.

[AaronNurse]

@mmmkayization it didn't. They chose to only do 2 seasons. MTV left the window open for them if they ever decide to come back and do a season 3. Which is unlikely since Aziz is and Parks & Recreations =/

[Bahleaver]

0:19 That was impressive.

[Bahleaver]

"Get ass cancer, you molester!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ConnorRunsFree]

I'm gonna memorize this shit

These guys NEED to be back on t.v.

[jimmylamfulful]

whats up fuck nut



[Nojudgment08]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[blistoh]

fucken love itt

[MrIhaveacat]

did he just casually call him a mollester?

[bpo87]

@MrIhaveacat you know you can just rewind videos to see if he called him a molester.

[derekBeist]

Human Giant is amazing!

[sharkboy1800]

WAYNE!



[bigpimpinCBP]

thats thats thats thats thats thats thats ur butt hole puckering around its wrinkle sack if u think this is some sorta paper pushin pandy poo

[nonchalantd]

damn...the grenade bit was genius and completely out of left field...the best kinda comedy

[KLK795]

Lol@Dwayne screaming, that was so random which makes it so good.



[NicWester]

Wow. Aziz has hella vertical clearance for sucha little man!

[molotov001]

When Dwayne comes in and starts screaming I fucking lose it.

[memberHD]

he was really happy and his mouth was wide

[MsGypsyBiker]

GET ASSCANCER YOU MOLESTER!

[mikehock2]

hahahahahahaahhah whats up fuck nut

[jwalshful]

i dont like when people top comments by just saying a line from the video

[vicvenis23]

@jwalshful obviously other people do.

[420ZombieKilla]

from the same guy who said "my dick is brown u dumb muthafucker"

[Xxspaceman85xX]

240p we meet again...

[FilmSteez]

The Scream hahahaha

[yourmomsmyotherride]

quick question michael, do you want to be the shift manager? yes i do. DO YOU WANT TO BE THE SHIFT MANAGER!? *crying* YES I DO! DWAYNE! AHHAHHAAHAAA AHHAHAHAHHA ahhahahah. lol too funny

[RagingRebelsReborn]

I really miss this show.

[alecisastud]

Pres 5 repeatedly for Blad niggas.

[alecisastud]

0:54 Thumbs up If your balls are smaller then his.

[Compass427]

that was literally the most insane thing i ever saw and i couldnt stop laughing

[kidd678]

I Don't want you to be out on the bully plank and have to call me up saying i have to put on my marshmallow pants and hit the boo hoo button cause I don't know where the cranberries are!

[mcellycell]

OMG i can't stop laughing at the shift manager's screams!!!!!!

[merrygaming4]

1:28 the rise to the challenge SCREAM

[cxpsycho]

you got the job. welcome to kinkos

[M4Carbine434]

i'm late. but awesome :)

[StromboliKicks]

why the fuckinh beeps?! this is so awesome

[TheJayward1113]

Whatz that comedian name?

[DarkDevil1251]

@TheJayward1113 Aziz Ansari really funny dude...

[ali14chahrour]

@TheJayward1113

Bald guy - Paul Scheer

Indian - Aziz Ansari

Guy who jumps on grenade - Rob Huebel

[NedwardCberry]

@TheJayward1113 Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and Rob Huebel

[laz2thedouble]

effing tears lmao!!!

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

pleeeaaaseeee ohpleaseohpleaseohplease publish this script somewhere, so that i may memorize it and use the lines in my everyday conversations "D

[boredguy2342]

70 people called from the bully plank saying they are putting on their marshmallow pant on and hitting the boohoo button because they didnt know where the cranberries were.

[LADodgerKid714]

Fuck meeting the shift manager, I QUIT!

[goxdie000]

WHAT'S UP FUCKNUT?

[MrDirectorMan18]

ROFL!

[connorororor]

Joker face!



[MissAubreyPinKNatioN]

0:22 Holy.....shit........

Anyone saw his teeth? THATS A BIG ASS GAP

[liftmedown001]

I was holding myself throughout the whole video but that polite "Thank you, sir" in the end made me explode ahahah

[Trisha588]

GET ASS CANCER U MALESTER.....wtf bahhahahaaahahaha lolololol.

[Trisha588]

this show was so much better than the jersey shore..... how can they cancle it?

[superprodude1]

why doesn`t justin bieber go back in time and give her mother an abortion

[TheBelialO]

69 people do not want to meet the Shift Manager

[ubudog32]

Best video ever made. Lol.

[1Alexander0]

I mean, I assumed it was Surya, the Sanskrit word for the Sun, but anybody who knows Sanskrit would know that. I'll admit, however, that due to his punchy delivery, it sounds a bit like Suryat to the untrained ear.

[limetheleamer]

@1Alexander0 you ruined this experience...

[Ctwebsyter]

This ai'nt no paper pushin pandy poop.

[pistachioguy]

Hahahahaha - Aziz! This always cracks me up!

0:40 "Well take a shit on Mount Rushmore and call me Jefferson, buddy!"

[ipat202]

Why did they cancel this?!

[YossarLives]

I love how it devolves to pure screaming near the end

No words, just GRENADE

[ODoyleRules523]

Get ass cancer you molester!

[thebailey67]

welcome aboard...LOL



[risingtied]

go back in time and give your mother an abortion!

[risingtied]

its SURYA people. not syriah. or suryat.

[RJPBurtonBoards]

WHATS UP FUCKNUT!? IM SURYAT!

[AlexxGamboa]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HE FUCKING JUMPED A GRENADE

[SchjoayProductions]

Every office needs a Suryat. His balls are HUGE

[guidonyk]

go bak in time and give ur mother and abortion lmao

[OhNoezProduction]

didly bucket

[AllThingsY3llow]

Come watch me sandpaper my face, you won’t regret it :D

[G00t]

Imagine the script for this scene:

Syriah: "DWAYNE!!"

*Dwayne walks into room*

Dwayne: "HHOOOOOAOAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! HAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!"

*Dwayne clears the table, sits and pulls out a hand grenade. Takes the pin off and places it on the board diving on it*

Dwayne: "HHHOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!" *as the grenade then explodes*

Dwayne

[niyretep]

You got balls. Are your balls bigger than mine? NO! OF COURSE NOT! IM SIRYAT MY BALLS ARE HUGE!

[Jahkonen]

My working partner is stressed up Dwayne

[MrSh8oon]

Lmfao this pobably the best vid I've ever seen n will ever see, bar none

[mazadiablo]

Haha "go back in time and give your mother an abortion."

thats just horrible lol

[MoonStruckHAM]

i wish human giant was still on tv ,if you like this kinda stuff watch my channelits random ,if u like it and subscribe or comment we will subscribe u back

[TheMan750]

"well take a shit on mt. rushmore and call me jefferson buddy"

[venuecam]

Shift manager text book Ballmer entry

[venuecam]

Suriat got hops

[FaukenBrian]

The 65 dislikes don't have huge balls

[JulieGulie]

Got my marshmallow pants on cuz I don't know where the cranberries are Surreat!

[AlexV725]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE CRANBERRIES ARE LOL

[iconindy]

"DWAYNE!"

"AAAAAHHH AHHHHHYAAA"

*Click*

*BOOM*

"So Michael, still wanna work here?"

"Yes..."

"Welcome aboard."

[gamecock930]

"What's up f*ck nut?"

[HighFivesForGod]

1:27 - 1:33

[manninmusic]

the ability this guy has to free jump on top of the desk like that is incredible

[robsan21]

"My balls are huge!!!!"

[Sigq1d]

I feel so sorry for that unlucky soul I encounter next week who is sitting at the table I am going to jump on top of at some point next week and yell DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE SHIFT MANAGER!! LOL

[superawesom3]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ex2tt7yaa2vy9dyhvw5u]

Reading the funniest phrases in top-rared comments and not laughing that hard when seeing them in video sucks. Gotta be a lesson for me.

[wazzalegend]

i dont know where the cranberries are

[cotter22]

This was the best show on MTV by far.

[jasminbeg]

i love this



[scottiedoesntknow1]

Take a shit on Mt. Rushmore and call me Jefferson

[patOomoXo5150]

-so michael u still wanna work here?

- yes

[mayo153]

I'M SURYAT, MY BALLS ARE HUGE

[ArthurEricBlair]

64 people are paper pushin' pamby poos...

[thereefernander]

"Callin' me up saying, "Hey I gotta put my Marshmellow face on and hit the BooHoo button, because I don't know where the Cranberries are!"

[Me0uchify]

who is that chubby kid?!?!? I think Ive seen him before

[everquestboy]

64 people tryed to jump on grenade thinking it wouldn't hurt

[acidee100]

@everquestboy

that was gay.

[raccoonkidd]

LMFAO TAKE A SHIT ON MOUNT RUSHMORE

[1000yousef]

awsome

[habs92]

LMAO OPENING SCCENE: YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER... AHAHAHA LOL

[benherman19]

i dont want you out on the bullee plank callin me up goin hey i gotta put on my marshmallow pants and hit the boohoo button cuz i dont know were the cranberrys are

[moonharpz321]

LOL THATS FUNNY CUZ  ALL THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY LOL

[Savethebeat]

That guy has the best scream ever !!!!

[dagerm001]

haha 1:28 how he just comes in screaming is fucking hilarious

[theazn07]

that indian guy was in observe & report

[Savethebeat]

GO NACK IN TIME AND GIVE GOUR MOTHER AN ABORTION !!!!

[qball69101]

1:27 FTW roflmao