My Little Pony: The (Abridged) Mentally Advanced Series Ep 3

[BigTimeLulz]

Gilda apologizing to Fluttershy was amazing.

[conventrixx]

RD: "If you don't want to be laughed at by your friends at your own expense then I guess that makes you a dick, and I won't have anything to do with dicks."

Rarity: "It'd be fun if you tried though."

[miehrano]

oh my god... this is best abridged ever.

[flarepie24]

RD: "and I don't want to have anything to do with dicks.". I c what u did there

[flarepie24]

"dash, ur number has been drawn, ur time is up" XD I almost pissed myself

[TheHowlingspirits]

I love these! I'd be glad to do some voice acting for you

[shinkujenga]

that pinkie's face on the end creeps me out…

[wickedpie77]

I love how Pinkie is so similar to the actual character in the show

[admiralsftershockrex]

Celestia should be GLaDOS

[LegoJKL]

Disliking because Rainbow Dash was called gay.. :P Fucking funny tho.

[TheDAPLR]

@LegoJKL

What? Are you serious? Thats the dumbest excuse I've ever heard to dislike a video >:(

[8itchstache]

"I won't have anything to do with dicks"

"It'd be fine if you tried them!"

[Squkidude05]

Another note:

4:58.

SCHADENFREUDE!

MAKING ME FEEL GLAD THAT I'M NOT YOU!

[Squkidude05]

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[DualShooter]

WE GO

[FiZZBANGWHAM]

"Gilda, if you don't like being laughed at by your friends at your expense, I guess that makes YOU a dick. And I won't have anything to do with dicks."

[triggershock]

I lost the point of this episode halfway through. Still I'd give it a +1 WTF if I could.

[hummbug72]

3:24 the start of cupcakes

[GothicLolita6897]

I think someone should make a video with different pinkie pie clips and them be matched to the song 'ride the wings of pestilence'

[HUSoldier66]

I have no idea what pinkie pie is supposed to be, but it is awesome. Yais.

[superjerk281]

@HUSoldier66 I think she's some kind of crazy, evil genius.

[chaosking256]

@HUSoldier66

Supposedly, some kind of crazy eastern-european seperatist revolutionary genius, if the later episodes are anything to go by. Maybe....?

[MrFart451]

:yuno:

[patu8010]

Best accent ever. Yes.

[SoupUmbry]

Pinkiepie: hehe we wasted her entire day ;D

[magnumheadshot702]

and i wont have anything to do with....... GOD DAMNIT.

[misheardlyricsman65]

what is aquareva?

[armegeddis]

@misheardlyricsman65 Aqua Regia, a highly corrosive acid, used for purposes such as getting the highest purity gold possible.

[inyourfacesociety]

"Are you planning something insane?"

"YES! :D"

[PHR05TT]

"Come. Don your disguises!"

"I HAVE COME! TREMBLE."

"OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT! Okay. It was nothing. That was a drill. Stay on your toes."

"NYE! SHUT UP VOICE IN MY HEAD! WHAT EVER YOU SAY, SHE IS THE WRONG SPECIES ANYWAY."

"There is Fluttershy, being taken over by ducks."

"Dash! Your number has been drawn! YOUR TIME IS UP!"

[powergannon]

When Pinkie says to Rainbow "You're number has been drawn, your time is up" you know that's not a good thing.

[kuledrumergie87]

"It is so cute the way you give up on life!"

Really? As I recall, Pinkie was annoyed that Dash was not as tough as Pinkie thought she was, and that there had been foals who'd stood up better than her. That she was dissapointed because, and I quote, "Ya know, Rainbow Dash, I’m disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here."

I am ashamed to say I still had to pull up my word doc for Cupcakes to remember what she said. :(

[jiolandsharkMKII]

@kuledrumergie87 No one asked you to bring it up... Dude, just remember this Pinkie is a psychotic russian. So just enjoy the f*squee*ng show.

[kuledrumergie87]

@jiolandsharkMKII and no one asked me not to bring it up, so I see no reason why I'm allowed to point this out. And for the record, if you've watched this guy read Cupcakes, Pinkie is a psychotic russian as well, so it really works out just fine.

[jiolandsharkMKII]

@kuledrumergie87 Well, just seemed you regreted bringing it up...

[kuledrumergie87]

@jiolandsharkMKII I don't regret referencing Cupcakes at all. I regret that I haven't memorized Pinkie's lines in that story.

Yes, I know I'm insane like that.

[jiolandsharkMKII]

@kuledrumergie87 Oh your insane to? Yay, nice to know I'm not alone. I've memorized nearly every song. Confound these ponies, they drive me to spend hours memorizing songs.

[TheImperfectTheory]

I remember a comment a while ago on here that said something to the tune of "Great! This show is motivating Americans to learn countries."

Well, I know exactly were Lesbia is...Right above Africa?

[KageTenshiiRyuu]

where'd that apple come from? Thats a veggie cart. Gilda not only do u have no purpose, you have no sense.

[AJTheMightyGamer]

for some reason, dash's voice sounds like the shyguys from bowsers kingdom.

[barwit12345]

SCREEEEEEEEAM

[ChristianFilming]

GIlda sounds like Elijah Wood...

[cheezitzonrye]

I learned sex is like shaking a bottle of pop. You go up and down, and If you take off the protective covering too soon, white stuff will spray everywhere. I came up with it myself. I'm not a cheap person who steals a comment.

[Nonizsportz12]

Yay! My plan almost, nearly worked halfway!!!

[DoofAndPuss]

i have come. Tremble.

[Wasabisoul]

God this is so funny

[vopo123]

lol cupcakes reference

[woodlefoof2]

*creates a clopfic*

well that was easy,

why is this getting so many dislikes????

*learns what clopfic really means* O_O oh my goodness thats what a clopfic is!? thats disgusting!!!

*creates a clopfic*

:D

[Luxatos]

I giggled at the subtle Discworld reference. "Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!"

[Jack0fH3arts]

@Luxatos Holy crap, where was that?

[drhikarisan]

I HAVE COME! TREMBLE!

completely lost it

sooo many sex jokes, didnt even catch the rarity one until someone else mentioned it

[Schlachtoros]

The worst thing about thumbs are that they can be broken..

[Paradus712]

Me: Where is Lesbia?!

Gilda" Humming the sogeking song" It's in your heart.

[iknowmy3table]

Sooooooooooo... Rainbow Dash is a mantis?

[recrad0]

Dashs lesbianism has been proven... 'I won't have anything to do with dicks'

[kuledrumergie87]

@recrad0 abstinance?

[CodenameBFG]

Phyco pie is an awesome crazy Russian. My day is complete

[Kirbytroid]

"Ok, stop following me, I don't have any more bread..."

XD

This is so awesome.

[Rodentmovies]

I loled my ass off when gilda sayed BALOON BUT XD

[bigboom28]

Attention ponies! My rainbow mane can defy gravity!

[janellecooper2011]

4:19 No cutie mark or wings! Nuu! Blank flank!

[Rubystars1000]

"A griffin has no cutie mark, she has no purpose in life. "LOL

[wolftail121]

The worst thing about having thumbs is that they can be broken

[LordZeffree]

Love the cupcakes reference.

[KORreaper]

Lesbian? No I'm from equestria

[zinitrad]

they are going to spray fluttershy with aqua reggia? Holy shit! thats like the most acidic stuff known to man!

[Trin2Rex]

Is the ending Sims music?

[KORreaper]

@Trin2Rex it totally is xD i think its the pause menu screen for like one of the older sims

[7nefsea]

"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ANY SPELLS? IT IS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR!"

She has a point there.

[VanillaCandiil]

What is Pinkies accent may I ask?

[Alue26]

@VanillaCandiil I think Mexican of some sort.

[badzmerc]

rainbow dash will not have ANYTHING to do with dicks,which is why you should stop clopping

[Alexiosbutcher]

"Are you Lesbian?"

"No I am from equestria"

I'll be damned... Americans learning geography!

This show actually DOES good

[TheAngstyWriter]

i love the "cupcakes" references

[TwystedSycle]

I almost always say "YES" In pinkie's voice from this XD

[EpicBronyOfAwesome]

I love pinkie pies character and voice in this XD

[ApocalypsePenguin]

"Stop following me, I don't have any more bread."

<3 Buttmonkeyshy

[LightRosey247]

Pinkie Pie is VERY mentally advanced xD

[Alondro77]

Pinkie Pie wanted to squirt Flutteryshy with aqua regia... damn... psycho Pinkie is psycho!

That stuff dissolves PLATINUM!!!

Not to mention giving off lots of toxic nitrogen dioxide.

Yes, I am a research scientist. Who likes Pony... You all shut up, else Pinkie and me are gonna get biological on ya! >:C

[Alondro77]

@Alondro77 Oh yes, and very sage advice at the end there.

Puma Man has much to teach us about life.  *nods*

[coonk906]

I absolutely love your Pinkie Pie impression! PRICELESS

[eggheadrrlz]

Uh, actually, Lesbos is a real island off of Hellas (Greece)

[Goderich1942]

I like soviet pie.

[ThePoeticPony]

My video awkwardly paused at 00:50 just after Gilda finished speaking 0_o

[SammyTheKillerWolf]

"and i wont have anything to do with dicks" Lol i laughed 

[84tangelo]

@SammyTheKillerWolf "They'd be fine if you tried them!"

[robhice]

@SammyTheKillerWolf tho it would be good if you tried them

[thealexgher]

so i have a question

if you used magic to cut off your own horn

what would happen?

[thegradualreport]

@thealexgher have you ever seen apocalypse now? well its nothing like that. you see my sillyfilly luna would come and shove angle up your ass. no really thats what happens, trust me im a doctor

[Julianpig77]

oh man... i actually felt bad for gilda here

your psycho russian pinkie is amazing

[GN0MEz]

@Julianpig77 more german i think. reminds me of dr. reinsomething from cod zombies

[micericeking111]

Dash - OKAY!

Pinkie - YES!

[NickMC512]

This whole thing has an Adult Swim feel. I love it.

[jimmy134496]

i think dash's probably bisexual

[redrck302]

"...and I won't have anything to do with dicks!" "they'd be fine if you tried them"

[randyrules711]

No Spike. The worst thing about thumbs is that they can be torn off and shoved down your throat.

[wickedpie77]

9:00 oh Rarity you are a slut

[bellalysewinchester]

4:14 I suddenly noticed that Dashie randomly turns into a Blankflanks earth pony...?

[wickedpie77]

"I HAVE COME. TREMBLE"

[wlfmanjack]

"Shut up voice in my head"

Love that line

[CPSPD]

04:19 Rainbow: Okay, what happens now?

Pinkie Pie: We practice medicine *medic laugh*

[LikaLaruku]

If anyone here thinks Rainbow Dash is gay just because she's a tomboy & has rainbows, you need to get your discriminating ass kicked.

[wickedpie77]

wait..... is Pinkie supposed to be in love wit Gilda or rainbow dash? ..... or both

[Lordpanther14]

"The worst thing about having thumbs is they can be broken." XD

[humectantls]

Also, Smeg did a good job. :)

[humectantls]

"Lesbia is a place in your heart!!"

[HarvestmanMan]

@EMH204 I think you mean, don't try the cupcakes.

[MrCrazyduck22]

and I don't want anything to do with dicks...Lol did she just say what I think she just said?

[modelmajorpita]

@MrCrazyduck22 They'd be fine if you tried them.

[12345wery]

also "press B to smash face against ground to put on desgiuse"

[12345wery]

lol lesbians

[juuuuuuuuuuify]

lol 9:44 to 9:53 awesome

[Frogfish999]

MY PLAN ALMOST NEARLY WORKED HALFWAY!

[Frogfish999]

she has so pretty feathers

[Frogfish999]

how could I not be happy when Im so collerful

[EMH204]

funny story there is a island called Lesbos and everyone there including the guys is a Lesbian

[RaphaelRavenwing]

@EMH204 everyone's lesbian for somepony, no exceptions :p

[EMH204]

Gilda was actually cool in this oh and don't drink the coolaid at Pinkie's parties

[pepifishify]

lol 09:21

[mattmess1221]

pinkie pie's favorite party is a Communist party

[darkwolfork]

the laughter in the intro, a friend of mine laughs like that...

[darkmarine123]

"SCREAAAAAAAAM" "I dont want to be cupcakes" LUL

[omegaipodmaniac]

3:35 epic Cupcake reference

[PotusMat]

Y'know, most of the time, when people try the "eternally joyous character is really insane and evil" thing, it does not work. You, however, make a very good Pinkie...

[TheEmpress666]

These are far too enjoyable for their own good :)

[Xenotech5]

But its a cartoon so no one cares

[Xenotech5]

Wait.... When gilda ate the pepper lemon drop it shouldent have done that, because birds dont have taste buds

[vash9252]

"aaahhh . .. rarity you are a slut"

[Cerdiar]

9:44

"No way, Gilda.

If you don't like being laughed at by your friends at your expense, I guess that makes YOU a dick!"

[LunasLantern]

@Cerdiar "and i dont want ANYTHING to do with dicks"

"but it'd be fine if you tried them!"

[CryogenicPony]

"Let's book it before she starts quoting Stalin" I love Pinkie Pie xD

[happyfacify]

"It's hard not to be happy looking like this!"

So much win.

[alienhoboszombies]

rainbowdash is like caboose and donut combined

[thatgregguy1]

CUPCAKES REFERENCE :D <3

[DoctorCrown8]

8:48

you should've made it a bomb and gilda was killed

[OneAndAMerf]

3:48

rainbow dash: I don't wanna be cupcakes!

Why did i laugh so hard at that?

[HammerNHook]

Pinkie's laugh..every time i hear it i expect t ohear Nick from L4D2 scream "GET THIS JOCKEY OFF ME!"

[ErnulaCuilan]

"I don't wanna be cupcakes!"

[FoobyZeeky]

@ErnulaCuilan cupcakes

[ErnulaCuilan]

@FoobyZeeky yeah I know <_<

[FoobyZeeky]

@ErnulaCuilan cupcakes

[chickennuggetmobile]

"Okay, stop following me, I don't have any more bread!"

I love this series.

[jacktheripperrules]

if you dont like being laughed at by YOUR friends at YOUR party at YOUR expense then i guess that makes you a dick and i have nothing to do with dicks!

I AM SO USING THAT FROM NOW ON!

[emilysgotcurls]

Love the cupcakes ref

[hm149]

Rainbow Dash is a moron

[LolGurrl91]

Anyone else notice that Pinkie Pie says 'yes' at the end of a lot of her sentences? LOL! XDDD This made me love Pinkie even more, i just love how insane u make her. Although she sure is insane in the series, lol! This stuff is hilarious! Please make more soon!

[NoLiMit9595]

Wait, why am I watching this.......

Oh yeah. It's hilarious...

[ohmandamp]

Why is it that whenever I hear Rainbow Dash, I'm immediately reminded of Snake?

[xXKILLAXyourXgodXx]

@ohmandamp same, except snake from the awesome series to be specific

[Pokeking709]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[OMJosef1996]

that was one loud ass door

[OMJosef1996]

dat voice

[bluesoul1000]

it's so cute how you lose all hope in defeating me, yes?

[jacktheripperrules]

@bluesoul1000 it is so cute the way you give up on life, yes!

[TheTokiEffect]

3:34

NO. I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER.

[ObssesedNuker]

Pinkie quoting Stalin? I can see it!

[Fatnnasty7424]

"I don't wanna be cupcakes!!!" You had to b ring that up didn't you.

[xandon24]

I thought that pinkie pie described me enough in the original show... I don't think anything can describe me better than pinkie pie in this series...

[zero2o10]

Pinkie pie is bat shit crazy and more likely a racist against Griffins.

[TheZombieTerrorist]

@zero2o10 and thats why shes at the bottom of my favorite ponies list.

[ghostjustin4]

4:15 *insert wings here*

[fround4]

09:15 is the greatest part lol

[LolGurrl91]

"And i don't have anything to do with dicks"

"It would be fine if you tried them!"

LOL! XDD

[MGS4fan117]

"Oh, you think I will cut your wings off." Then at 4:20. BOOM. No wings. Epic foreboding is epic. 

[cloudonpot]

The cupcakes is a lie!

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

If Pinkie can't have Gilda... then nobody can... and she has yet to have tried Griffin XD... too bad episode 3.5 is too gruesome for youtube.

[2dude10]

1:35 Who's Diamond?

[SherclopPones]

I find the lack of Sweetie Bell to be a bit disturbing, but still an awesome series! Keep up the good work

[SuperRoboSquadron]

@SherclopPones It hasn't gotten to anything involving Sweetie Belle yet.

Be patient.

[richardson100489]

Fluttershy: "Please stop following me. I don't have anymore bread." Best line in the episode. :P

[Petirep]

I want to see a picture of Spike being tortured by Celestia and shouting "FREEEEDDDOOM!!!!"

[clubpenguintvization]

'Are you planning something insane?' 'Yes! *Laughs crazy' 'I don't even know why I asked'. Lul, meh favourite part so far.

[stupidstufwtmyfriend]

Hehe, Cupcakes references...

[GorgakTheDragon]

Pinkie Pie's voice reminds me of the prawn from the Toast King..