Two and a Half Men - The Booty Call / Booty Booty!!!

[Arpit9614]

this episode was hilarious.

its end was awesome watch it on my channel ;)

[AchievementOverload]

She is easily one of my favorite characters

[DoubleVisionandco]

When Alan moved in with Charlie, Charlie became determined to be the instagator of making Alan's life hell lol.

[janchapman1969a]

"Boooty, Boooty

[frank11355]

I wouldn't mind banging kandi

[varuninnz]

37 ppl have still didnt get the meaning of a booty call

[Benjamin90Berry]

I'd would sell my soul to the devil to have 1 night wit Kandi

[djlaxa]

winning 

[XBladeWingX]

who on earth eats pizza with a knife and fork o-o

[jimbojunior1000]

THIS MUST BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SCENES FROM THE SERIES ..

IF YOU DID'NT LAUGH YOU NEED TO SEEK HELP OR GET A PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT...CHARLIE SHEEN IS A ROCK GOD FROM MARS ...WINNING

[ZenCoProductions]

HAHAHAHA

such an awesome scene/ep

bring back the good ol days PLEASE

FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER AND CUNT LORRE!!!!

[luffyv8251]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS

[stidith]

@luffyv8251 Season 3 Episode 16.

[2013doom]

Candy is ::.................

[GreenStalker1990]

from BridgetDahl? <3

[MooseGaming5]

BOOTY! BOOTY !

[BaconRamen]

Now I have to find TheRblcrsh's comment.

[Rizy101]

Jon cryer is a great actor

[BJRNx3]

Great, now I have to scroll down to see the reaction of FCule...

[g0alierox]

Booty!...Booty!!

[alexxx461390]

You see Jake....in the OLD WEST :)))))

[tratorta]

she makes me sooooo horny

[Somnion009]

Charlie: I'm going to hell. lol

[ajc1337]

34 people don't like booty calls

[youppi1992]

@ajc1337 34 people don't get booty call

[3maedchen]

Cute

[papermariodude101]

BOOTY! ..... BOOTY!

[Imtiaz252]

A man on a horse calling ,, booty '' ,, booty ''

[blueshark281]

what IS a booty call?

[djmocha7]

@blueshark281

(sigh) weren't you listening? it's when a cowboy would call "booty, booty" if he was naked while washing his clothes. duh! :)

[BlueRemix2]

rattlesnakes.....

[OnRockIT]

booty! booty!

[comikrocker]

This is the funniest Two and a Half men joke

[Paintballrocks5]

I am going to hell anyway

[Weslo2]

hahaha charlie ftw

[saveen3]

Bring Back Charlie!!!

[AnilGangster]

(bOOty bOOty )

[gtsgamer]

i miss old 2 n half men

[dallasstar28]

This is hilarious

[gtaismylife2486]

i am seeing this episode right now in fx



[violentgravy01]

i love her face as she watches alan explain....pricelesss.

[raoulhery]

no more booty call with Ashton Kutcher

[ponquinful]

How can this be an even decent show without Charlie or Rose?

[futuremovieactor]

@ponquinful especially now if bringing Rose back means making her the villain!

[vicroryGR]

guys, english is not my language, can u tell me what a ''booty call'' actually is???:PPP

[kenfo0]

@vicroryGR telephoning or going to the home of an opposite sex friend to have casual sex.

[vicroryGR]

@kenfo0 thank u, thank u very much:):):):):)

[gid519]

booty!....Booty!

[irokdaworld100]

Damn kid if u don't like it don't watch it

[Sirflatch]

Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!

[kenfo0]

this show is not funny. it is stupid crap shoveled at mindless, immoral children (most "adults" are insolent, stupid, lazy, immoral children, sadly). Yes, we all find sex interesting. We would all likely enjoy heroin. The fact of the matter is, it is bad for you to bombard yourself with prurient crap, just like heroin, while it may make you feel good in the short run, is bad for you. What is interesting, in a way, is society has richly rewarded the "heroin pushers". Your own doom. Pathetic

[HyateRedet]

@kenfo0 it's funny to me :)

[kenfo0]

@HyateRedet yes, and that's the problem. For example: some people think it's funny that people get hurt or raped or what have you. So, to you, as long as they think it's funny, they are "good, normal people"? You can get used to all kinds of weird, depraved, or horrible things. Therein lies the problem. :)

[eldemort]

@kenfo0

Sir, please never compare something as meaningless as a simple comedy show to something as dangerous as life threatening as heroin. I'll admit it's not as bad as the folks who compare things to Hitler or 9/11, but comparing something like this to an incredibly dangerous drug just makes you look cruel and judgemental.

[kenfo0]

@eldemort they are both addictions that destroy lives. The fact you can't see that means you need to seriously review your life and how you view things. This show is TRASH. Control the media, control the people.

[Zaledriel]

@kenfo0 Dude you seriously have issues. It's a comedy show nothing more. If you don't like move on and stop with the really weird psycho babble. Serenity now! LOL

[kenfo0]

@Z the fact you address a stranger as "dude" marks you as the lowest common denominator in society. Yes, dumbass: stupid people like you think this is funny. It isn't. It's stupid, lame, lazy tripe for the dimwitted. It is as if you're saying "dude, lighten up, it's ONLY crack.". There was a time in this country when there were many men...smart, decent people with integrity. Now, it is a nation of fucking retards like you who sit around sniffing sofa cushions, thinking they're "artists".

[Zaledriel]

@kenfo0 WOW! First off, you're an idiot if you really think I talk that way, and since your name calling you would be the lowest common denominator in this case. My post was simply trying to lighten your mood, I would say go find your inner peace. Secondly, millions of people watch these shows to laugh for the pure enjoyment they provide, nothing wrong with it, all I see in your response's tells me that you have no happiness in your life. Go find your inner chi, sir. <---Did I do better? LOL

[kenfo0]

@Zaledriel Your entire post is gas in the wind. The fact people laugh at this immoral, sophomoric, laugh-track crap is the problem. I clearly stated that. People used to unwind and enjoy gathering w/friends and family. Now, they avoid contact like the plague, whining "I'm SOOOO busy", while their fat, anti-social asses are parked on a couch 4 hrs a day watching this CRAP. Go find your inner child and kick him in the nuts, little j/o.

[oanradukvids]

@kenfo0 weird

[kenfo0]

@oanradukvids inarticulate

[1Alazar1]

Booty!....Booty.,.

[xXYuTurnMeOnX]

I am watching this rite now on my dads PS3 but seriously is that a bootie call cause I'm only 11 and I don't know what it is so tell me! please!

[SepiaDragoonGR]

@xXYuTurnMeOnX

of course not..though im not sure this is the right age for you to learn it :S

you should ask your dad !

or...you uncle...:P its your choice :D

[Pagra101]

I've got Tiger Blood, Have you?

[bramosiasottil]

hahahahahaaa great actor, loooove Candy!

[freeadultdating115]

Well put together Short Video

[bobbyewing311]

haha I love Kandi :)

[rajdeep101]

I laughed my balls off when I first saw it!! I love alan! Booooteyy!!

[wildernesswandering2]

this is so lame

[tobyost]

funniest scene of the whole series! XD

[Soul7Patrol]

Allan is a damm good actor

[Dman345ify]

booty booty ergo the booty call lol

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

LMAO. Classic. 

[gpicman]

HAHA

[futureanimatior]

Charlie: I'm going to hell!

News reporter: Damn right you are Charlie

Charlie: Fuck off i'm just being myself!!!!

[noamab22]

if jakes asks wat is a Booty Call hees probely wants to try it him self 

[FCule]

@TheRblcrsh

then why are you watching?

[TheRblcrsh]

@FCule thought i give it a try 

[TELJAN]

@TheRblcrsh It is callled sence of humor,go and get some.

[TheRblcrsh]

@TELJAN its not about the "booty booty" thing im not like feminist over anything its just that i dont find the show in general funny n i do have a sence of humer im into the office, family guy, the big bang theory etc. i really have tried to get into this show but i just cant

[TELJAN]

@TheRblcrsh Ok,ultimate test. Do you find "Only Fools and Horses" funny?

[TheRblcrsh]

@TELJAN u kidding now thats a show agh i miss 80s comedies (roseanne, the nanny) thank god for netflix

[TELJAN]

@TheRblcrsh Ok,you are good.:) Because I rly think that is the greatest tv show.

[kenfo0]

@TELJAN it's called "sense" and "learning to spell correctly", go and get some.

[TELJAN]

@kenfo0 Yes,teacher.

[kenfo0]

@TELJAN you are welcome, grasshopper! and just think: it didn't take the govt, 1000 administrators and $1billion to get the job done!

[TELJAN]

@kenfo0 Whatever,m8...

[wtfisagoodusername]

@TheRblcrsh

This show is the funniest show ever.

[funnyhispanic]

BOOTY BOOTY

[silmarillon2000]

It´s so great this series it makes me laugh so much alan is the most dumb guy that exist

[shadowknight1121]

HAHAHAHA look at Kandi she's just so into it

[WingZeroHeaven]

What episode is it when alan is working as the pizza guy

[MrThodgin]

boota-boota

[ayala314]

press pause then press 5 alan looks like a godfather collecting money lol

[dantedoomsday]

BOOTY!! BOOTY!!!!

[ojeere07]

hahahaa, this is honesly one of the funniest scenes in two and a half men!

[292Rosie]

"Why'd they keep their boots on...?" Haha cracked me up!!

[JAMIEMX1]

WOW alan you make history really fun , so .. when did it start meaning casual sex LOL :)

[123musicmonkey]

booty! booty! see you in hell charlie

[SillyIrishPenguin]

When Alan started talking about cowboys I thought he was going to link "booty call" with Broke Back Mountain.

[lilwendy78]

@SillyIrishPenguin LMFAOOOOOOOO!!! OH NO!! THAT IS FUNNY!!

[littlesmew]

@XChecksterX

I'm not sure it's just a matter of losing something in translation- certain comedies from the USA have gone down a stormin the UK, like Curb your enthusiasm, Frasier, Friends and Modern Family. Maybe it's just that we'd rather have the best that the USA can offer and not the dregs.

[xXkOrEaBrWiLsOnXx]

booty callllllllllll :D

[jimk5447]

Lmao

[littlesmew]

@robertlloydsite

It's just that the USA produces such polished and clever sit coms, like you say Seinfield and Curb being great examples. Great ones do really well in the UK too. Two and half men is hardly known here- strange.

The secret weapon in BB Theory is Sheldon he makes it genius for me.

You're right though, what individuals find funny is somehow hard-wired there are no absolutes.

[Beberleisagaytool]

BOOTY! BOOTY!

[tmerritt585]

Thumbs up if you thought the girl on the thumbnail was Megan Fox.

[stunkeybunker]

Naked cowboys FTW!!

[ticketyboooo]

This is drivel of the highest order.

[littlesmew]

I really can't fathom that this mediocre (at best) comedy is so huge in the country that have us the amazing Friends, Frasier and Big Bang Theory. Maybe it just loses something in translation because no one watches it in the UK.

[robertlloydsite]

@littlesmew Interesting comments! I'm not a big sitcom watcher - I slowly got to love the writing in "Seinfeld" and "Curb your enthusiasm" and didnt get this at all. Now I find this very funny - brilliant even some times! "Big bang theary "LOL I find boring! I dont know why some things are funny and some arent to different people. I like Ricky Gervais -some find him just mean spirited! Hell what do I now I live in Australia!!

[XChecksterX]

@littlesmew, you love it or hate it, deal with it!! And yeah, there might be a real loss in translation to the UK, despite the fact that you actually speak the same language. And for the records, I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[6xXxSHANExXx6]

Apparently Ashton Kutcher was hired to play Charlie's character.

[plvrzr]

Yes Charlie Sheen, you are going to hell.

[jacksonsam81]

Rattlesnakes

[jewman303]

What season is this?

[mastermix3000]

@jewman303

3

[ecclesiastes32]

sexy..

[HawksVols44]

We'll never get another scene like this on the show again.

[toybueu99]

ba chingggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[oheyimcasey]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[1ahmadrockets1]

She's perfect...

[ginlover92545]

for alan to be that stupid enough to fool around w/ a dumb girl half his age he deserves to get fucked w/ like that ;p LOL

[jerzeytpke]

@ginlover92545 why? its what Charlie Sheen does in REAL LIFE lol

[ginlover92545]

@jerzeytpke LOL good point!

[raoulhery]

booty, booty!!

[regenjo]

@McFriedRabbitz unsinn

[McFriedRabbitz]

@regenjo wie nennen wir es denn?

[regenjo]

@McFriedRabbitz

(telefonische) Verabredung zum Sex,

jemanden anrufen, um sich für Sex zu treffen

verabredung um sex zu haben

Das Wort Quicky gibt es im Englischen auch und hat wie im Deutschen eine andere Bedeutung. Das sollte aber jeder der Googeln kann und nicht minderbemittelt ist, eigentlich auch so rausfinden.....

[db95018]

booty call......calling the booty

[AVTR346]

WAS...

THAT...

ASHLEY...

GREENE?

[Milowvc]

Daaaam Kandi is soooo cuuute

[kkirves]

@TPWNage: I am not sure what you are bitching about

[1234dragonsky]

where is part where she explains maths to jake?

[db95018]

poor Alan  .....he just cant win

[thesmartphonereviews]

'"Alan are you home. kandi why are you here, i thought i'd supprise you with a booty call, Lower your voice, BOOTY CALL. lmao

[35lani]

Hilarious

[MrCoatFace]

Lmao allan's face at the end

[FacebookQueen]

LOL. Hillarious. :)

[TylerSpikes]

Why didn't he just tell his son the truth? The boy has to know what sex is by now. Booty Call is when you and a woman you are attracted to have sex, simply for the purpose of having sex with said person. It USED to be an occasional thing that single people do, now it seems like that is the only thing anyone knows how to do.

[TheStinker96]

könnt ihr entziffern was ich hier schreibe? xD

[DrogenxDealer]

@TheStinker96 ja :P

[kayzeeV1]

WINNING ye thats my comment

[bobbybenjamin]

awful.

[Yng3rd]

Im shitty I can never see a new episode.....

[MrBigtj81]

fuckin charlie sheen XD

[89marleyman]

Booty Booty

[MultiBlazzed420]

This is the funniest fucking show ever!!!!!! Specially wen your fucking stoned off your ass!!!!!!!

[31mnm7]

@MultiBlazzed420 lol dam fuckin rite

[KMSjerkerSid]

My favorite scene of two and a half men..favorite episode too...at jake's birthday when he takes his dad's viagra pills...

XD

[APIXIT]

LOL

[TheMatt7000]

Charlie Sheen did enough drugs to kill 2 and a half men. (You know you laughed)

[SouthdownNo11]

I have one gear, go epic winning.

[raoulhery]

booty, booty! 30 people dont deserve a booty call

[Milfyway89]

@McFriedRabbitz

haha achso :D

[Nightmastercool97]

I just love this episode and Charlie in this episode it is too bad that Charlie left the show and is just doing horible right now.

[trueguide]

I can't believe this show's this bad. Just wondered what all the hoopla about this show was about and what he did to make millions per episode. Can't believe this junk replaces what I grew up with in the 80s and 90s.

[eftultimate]

@trueguide dude i grew up in the 90s i find this show very funny

[1LOST4life1]

@trueguide well then why don't you re-watch your 80s shows instead of spreading your negative comments here. and I have grown up with these types of shows more or less and find that the shows you prefer are dull and corny and TAAHM type of show is friggin' hilarious. So you may not like it but don't come saying this show sucks just because you don't understand it..

[1MPALASS]

damn i really got hooked

and how i met your mother is just a boring time killer

[donked4]

i saw this show for tha first time this morning,, an it was this episode! hahaah belter!!

[Brett1300]

27 people havnt had a booty call !!

[guitarman1281]

@Roly very true.saw the news the other night it's sad but it looks like charlies on meth if you ask me.

[roly1991]

In light of what's going on with this show, I hope it at least gets a proper finale. Too many good times for Charlie and Alan to not say their final goodbyes to their endearing fanbase.

[Harperfreak]

XDDDDDDDD

visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes

[JeAkUh]

Two and a Half men sucks in Germany.

They shouldn't synchronize it with German...

[11adha11]

wie die bei der deutschen Synchro da ne völlig andere Story draus gemacht haben /machen mussten xD darum: Englisch ftw!

[SportEntertainment10]

@11adha11 stimmt doch garnicht vergleichs mal direkt manche wörter kann man halt nicht 1 zu 1 übersetzen :D

[SportEntertainment10]

@SportEntertainment10 naja ein bisschen is es schon verändert stimmt :D

[11adha11]

@SportEntertainment10

njaa, aber schon das am Anfang 'lower your voice', dieses Wortspiel kannste ja auch schon nicht übersetzen ^^

[MasterMaxD]

mmmmmmmmmm...april bowlby

[Byroness93]

"why'd they keep their boots on?"

"rattlesnakes" LOL

[shanyin1234]

@McFriedRabbitz wow that seems way better

[Coldfire5000]

Favorite scene ever! Thanks for uploading :D

[DancingAngelicR]

This show is the best!! I love it!!!!

[AirWarForce]

@McFriedRabbitz haha ja man viel besser vie booty xDD quicky is viel besser lol !!!

[BlackPrincessJack13]

"shh shh ! lower your voice"

"boooottyy caaaaaall"

[givetax]

Which episode is this scene come from?

[danielzimmy69]

@givetax

Season 3, episode 16 called "Ergo the Booty call"