Russel Peter talking about chinese people

[xshafinx]

nothign funny here. Hong Kong people dont talk like this, he msut have met some Mainlanders.

[neonbarron]

@xshafinx calm down hes just jking learn to take a joke

[xshafinx]

@neonbarron.... no i am not mad at him, just i really could not find any thing to laugh but people were laughing... so i started to laugh at the laugh of people for being no reason. lol i am living in Hong Kong since last 20 years since leaving United States. Hong Kong People really have different way of expression.

[gigasflare]

Russell peter forgot to mention something that hong kong people likes to SWEAR, they all the same around the world

[MegaDanidan]

Why u Dissing My Mama

Your Mada So Fat That When She Went On The Weigghhhhing Scaaale It Said TOoooooo Be Continueed

[ltse]

ar cha

[pooperpopers]

regular dude doing yo mama jokes: boring..

russel peter doing yo mama jokes: lmfao!

[lookupcapn0bvious]

FUCK NIGGERS, but check out my vid of me harassing some chink on the bus, couldnt find a nigger to harass

[415Underdog]

Joe Wong is pretty good too

[OUWATZAHLE08]

yeah i meet 3 chines ehere in sweden they act like they dont understand english when i talk to them like they dont know shit money hunters man dont trust a chinese in your life one cheapest people ever

[xmandiixsx]

@OUWATZAHLE08 shut up fucking twat.

[iactuallyrock]

@OUWATZAHLE08 -Not cheaper than Indians

[13avers]

lame as hell =__=

[ps3isk00l]

Lolol cuno keep hating bro, it only gives asian ppl more attention(: udbsksbssjvsjscsg-- i can be stupid too :D

[Lyme1]

but we play dumb..

[GAMEZxGRINDCOREFTW]

xD ''ur mother is so fat that wen she jumps for joy she gets stuck'' lolz one of my favorite comedians

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

Stop the invasin of Illegal Immigrants

[SuperINmyPANTS]

HEY . . . HEY . . . your mada is soooo FAT!!!! . . . thaa wen she jumfa jooy, she got STUCK!!! okay thanyou

[Becky1997able]

Ur momma Is So Fat. When She Jumps For Joy,She Got Stuck. Thank u XD

[cuno858]

@xxRifleMastaxx cock cock ching chang chong tsweng tseung che tshau gung. chinky ckinky little monkey chinky. im an abercrombie model, i aint no jealous of some bad breathed noodle smelling yeller chink like you. you have rice coming out of yer vagina. chang chong maaaaaaa gongggg haaaa ling ling mai yoop! :)

[xBarneyCalhounx]

He should not make fun of others accent,what a jerk.

[benchod94]

@xBarneyCalhounx dont watch then you cum guzzling douchebag

[xBarneyCalhounx]

@benchod94 i didnt want to watch it but i can't help .i wanna see who is this guys

[benchod94]

@xBarneyCalhounx well dont take it so personally then

i mean im indian and he says so much shit i think its hilarious

[xBarneyCalhounx]

@benchod94 i am worried for him,if he say this in china he will get bash up!trust me

[cuno858]

@xBarneyCalhounx shut the fuck you stupid fucken cunt eating chink. ima gona Hong Kongerz and yell in the stertees, "YA'LL FUCKIN CHINKS HONG KONGZ A SHIT FUMP POOPY BUM CUNTY FUCK PLACE" fucken nasty ass phillipinnoos. go eat some flank and shove them rize up yer derty yeller CUNT !

[didibadoode87]

@cuno858

Look dude that wasn't necessary. Im sure your a loser yourself because you sure speak like one.

[StealthMode86]

@cuno858 Fuck you, you racist bastard. I'm Chinese, so go fuck yourself. I dare you to try that. All those people in the streets will f you up.

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 CHING LAY LONG LAI NIP NIP! CHONG CHONG MA GONG CHING CHANG CHONG! CHINK CHINK LING CHING CHANG CHING CHONG MA CHONG CHU CHU WUUU!!! 

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 ya'll got rize cummin out yer chink cunts and pricks. ya'll gotz HUGE bush o' them fuggen pubes! a big blag huge fuggen PUBE o' CHINK! you yeller chinks stink like donkey piss and kat feces! OINK OINK OINK!

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 yar fuggen jap nip! fuggen asian rice eyed twatz! mmmhmmm take yer fuggen slanty eyed piss slits and go fuggen hump a donkey! fuggen all yer chink grandmas up their dirty rotten cunts! YU FUK YO GRANDMAMA SO FA UP HU CUNT! SHE GET FUCK BY HER GRANDSUN TEENY CHINK COK!

[StealthMode86]

@cuno858 How can I get fucked by my Grandma's grandson? I'M HER GRANDSON, you fucktard. And I don't get why you're calling me a jap and the n-word if I'm Chinese.

[TheSkyIsBrown]

@cuno858 Hey guys! Look at this piece of shit right here! Fucking white trash where are you from kid? Down south? Man, send me a picture of your ugly self so I know who's ass I'm going to leave my foot to. Uneducated piece of shit like yourself, you can't even spell "grandson" right. If I took a shit it would probably look like your ego, disgusting. Get the fuck out of here man you make the world sick.

[cuno858]

@TheSkyIsBrown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "GRANDSUN" = Grandson in your stupid chink accent! LOL! STUPID LITTLE YELLER TWAT! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GO BACK TO CHING CHANG CHONG LAND! CHING CHING SIAMESE CHING, CHONG CHONG CHINESE BONG, NE HOW MA GUNG HEY FAT CHOY SHING SHING DING LING LAP LAP COK MA MAAAAAAAA! HAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

[TheSkyIsBrown]

@cuno858 In my stupid chink accent? An accent I don't have? Oh okay. Good job idiot. I'm stupid? Damn man you can't even type a correct sentence. I already know you're just some lil' faggot who has nothing better to do than to troll online.

[cuno858]

@TheSkyIsBrown Oooo you gay? I KNEW IT! Study prove homophobe like you actually gay! GO TAKE CHINESE COCK IN YOUR ASS! LOL CHINK!

[TheSkyIsBrown]

@cuno858 Studies? Man the only study you should be doing is English, because it seems you fail at that. And I'm homophobic? Okay and being a racist isn't as bad.

[cuno858]

@TheSkyIsBrown SHUT YOU CHINK! YOU SLANT EYED SUBHUMAN CHINK! YOU MAY BE NO CHINK ACCENT BUT YOU CHINK 500 PO CENT! NEE HOWW LAA GONG GUNG CHING MAA SONG SING LAP LAP COOP!

[TheSkyIsBrown]

@cuno858 Again, it seems you seriously need some help in grammar. Plus I highly doubt that's how you would speak Chinese, or whatever language you're trying to stereo-type. I may have slanted eyes, but you sir, don't even put any logic into your arguments, making them irrelevant. So, to sum it all up, I could shit out alphabet soup and still come up with a better argument than that.

[cuno858]

@TheSkyIsBrown AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA CHING CHANG CHONG MAAAA! SHINKG LA LIP LIP MA MING SING PAA PAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[StealthMode86]

@cuno858 Your level of intelligence oozes from your comments...

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 ASDJLKSAKDJ JFDKLJFK THEHUHI DSJSKHJ AHJSHJSHD THEJHTJ ETEK J -------- KUNT!

[StealthMode86]

@cuno858 I'm sorry. Was my last comment too much for your kindergarten-like intelligence? I apologize. From now on, I'll do my best to use language you can understand. YOU. NEED. LIFE.

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 SINF GKLJDJKJ CHU CHU MAA GONG LEE LE PEK PEK CHING CAHP COCO COCK! FUCK YO CHINK YO MAMA SO FUK GAY YO LESBIAN SIK SIK MANG WEE!

[StealthMode86]

To everyone reading the comments here: this is why you should wear condoms!

[cuno858]

@StealthMode86 Yo shut yo fuck! FUCK IN GEH CHINK YO MA MA!

[StealthMode86]

@cuno858 Make me. Judging by your vocabulary, you're probably too retarted to even physically be able to land a punch on somebody.

[HDsharp]

@cuno858

Hahaha you got one up the arse by a china man, its that why you are so mad at the chinese? hahaha go on the chinese people.

[FirestarFirestar1234]

He's got quite a good chinese accent!

[wathijugai2]

yay! russel said chinese aren't dumb

china should have a national holiday to celebrate russel's comment

[fuytwtf]

wathijugai2 seems like the dumbest mofo to grace youtube

[wathijugai2]

good one! lol

[lolitalovegurl4]

lol, can't stop laughing !!

[rsim612]

wow, he sounds EXACTLY like the Chinese XD hahaha

[icaughtfire93]

LOL

as someone who was born and raised in HK... i can say this is SO TRUE

[lugia3]

when he says "okay thank you", that accent is spot on. Spot, on. Hah.

[MrCba234]

Shut the fuck up

[muaytb1]

I don't know anybody who thinks Chinese people are dumb.

[roufin]

it not chinese that speak like that moron its the vietnamese

[ngocanh148]

@roufin oh really? go to UK to see what kind of people exactly say that. I mean, stfu dude if you don't know a shit just slit your ears wider and listen

[theblecode]

legit cantonese accent

[schnizelcreep]

lol love this guy! and i wasnt offended i find it pretty funny hence hes a comedian and at the same time it feels good to see us painted in a favorable light

[infinixA1]

haha!

[makemarker]

This is good, laughter is the best medicine and I know that there are less jokes about us white people but bring them on, I can never get offended by a racial joke. We are all unique even within our own race so people should really learn to enjoy the funny side of themselves.

[DarkSTarJing]

your friend and i

[sam100percentangel]

your maather so fat........thaaa wen she jump for joooy....she got stuck

LMAO XD

[rockkelle]

lmfao

[dawnoflife3]

hes actually canadian xD

[dawnoflife3]

actually he does talk bout americans

[HaniBerlin1]

yoo madde is soo fet

[alexthem123]

YO FWIEND AND AI!

[mcking786]

i m pakistani and live in hong kong that man relly true m total agrey about all off  that

[Wisetorsk]

He is Indian

[vanessaisaslutbag]

no he's indian fool

[Taka014]

no.  he's canadian. i went to two of his shows and he talk about that

[magicmc23]

hes canadian of indian descent

[robynXreckless]

there's totally chinese comedians in HK

-,-

[IceCube630]

HAHAha funny

[hh3roo]

he said that we ARENT dumb dude..

[wathijugai2]

@hh3roo he said chinese aren't dumb, so u are happy, what a dumb moron u are! lol

[hh3roo]

@wathijugai2 what the hell does that even mean..... and hooray u replied to a comment from me 10 months ago that i no longer care about. good day.

[wathijugai2]

@hh3roo i understand u suffer from inferior complexity which is hard to cure.

why do u get happy when an indian says that chinese aren't actually dumb?

i am not chinese.

from me - okay! ALL chinese are not dirty. lol

[hh3roo]

@wathijugai2 Uh... well you don't understand anything about me, lol. Anyways, I wanna drop this because argueing over the internet is stupid. Continue on with your life as I will with mine.

[ansuahan09]

@hh3roo All chinese are dumb assholes

[iloveyou8forever8]

@wathijugai2 it spelled *you

[halfblackmaniac]

@hh3roo Love this cats name!!! yes you "hh3roo"!!!! LMAO!!!

end of line.

[ovkenike]

"okey thenk yuuu"

[MrCricketFever]

so true ... i support u dude on ur chinese jokes...we all do keep it up...ur chinese jokes r te most funny!!! we all support u even if some 1 has regrets with this...u rock russel peters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThEwateverSh0W]

i want him to come to macau.. its so close to hk

[Trekie68]

And you know this how? You are an expert on Chinese genitalia? They can't get women? You are as stupid as you are ignorant. How in the world did they manage to get a population of 1.2 billion of them if they couldn't get women? Crawl back underneath the rock you came out from under you ignorant ass!

[hwyRocky]

Chinks can get chink women. But chinks can't get white women. White women love us back people! Black people can get white chicks.

[MTWTFSS1234567890]

we're all the same species, dumbass

[sk8tacrossbonesz]

hwyRocky you're a racist.

Go die.

[sllsllsllsllsll]

@sk8tacrossbonesz

sk8tacrossbonesz you're a racistist

[Moonshield15]

@sllsllsllsllsll Racistist ? Wow, that sure showed him.

[homaimai]

this is one of the best humour i ever watch,, its so true,, about the chinese accent,, peter is the best in imitating someones character,,, make me laugh always and i never hate to watch,, i keep watching many times,, each time i laugh and find it so real,,,,,,,,,

[homaimai]

this is one of the best comedian i ever seen,,, its so true,, the accent about chinese people,,,its similar with all the thai speaking english as well,,, its so funny,, i keep watching this humour,,,, peter,, keep it up,, we support your jokes,,,

[GamesAreAwesome]

lol

[PANCHOO19701]

every thing he said is so true!!!

lol!

[ifakemyname]

haahha your friend and i!!!

[missyme1995]

i dont uselly watch stand up comedy coz i dont get it but this is accully s0o0o FUNNY!!

[TaiMaiSht]

hey hey yo mada day wen see jum fo joooy see get stuk

[boouwhore713]

LMAOOOOOOOO !

[canadaliansockey75]

your freind and I...

[desigirl0608]

lmaooooo !!

"ay ay...ur mother is so fatt dat wen she jump for joyyy...she got stuckk !! "

haha

[nativepride789]

This dude is hilarious

[GoldSaintGeminiSaga]

I'm Chinese, this guy is funny , i'm not offended at all, he did it in a way that isn't offensive, he means well.

[firstclassbitch7]

exactly.. and he makes fun of everyone including his own people so obv its not personal. some people need to loosen up and the sad thing is i bet the ppl who are getting offended are laughin at the jokes to do wit other ppls culture but then get offended when it comes to their own..hypocrites!

[FirestarFirestar1234]

@GoldSaintGeminiSaga I'm HongKongnese!!!! And I'm not offended either!!!

[ILuvPurpleGloves]

@FirestarFirestar1234 I thought it was Hong Konger lol, Im chinese mainland south x)

[Smellyhobo10101]

@GoldSaintGeminiSaga

Ying yong wong ping pong chong yi po yung ling

[hujintaomustresign3]

@Smellyhobo10101 you serious!!!!!!



[Jilliank08]

why do people have to fight over comments on youtube, i don't get it.. its so stupid.

[whotookcaius]

shutup jillian, lets fucking fight

[sllsllsllsllsll]

@Jilliank08

hey you shut up

i like to fight over comments!!

IT IS NOT STUPID

just kidding.... cheers=]

[MalaysianAgent]

There are many Chinese comedian in Hong Kong, ... my friend ^^,

The thing is,... Russell wouldn't be able to comprehend their language, because afterall, they are as the phrase suggests, Chinese Comedian. They joke in Cantonese, not English.

[bone91]

chill la.. no need pms. its just a humour. A DAM GOoD 1

[frederickko]

You sure really no comedian in Hong Kong?

[sexyjabs]

dis was one of russell's cheapest actss

[praling]

haha holy shit this guy does such good impressions of hongkongnese

[Zonafia]

How you can stereotype 300 million people in one simple-minded comment is pathetic, but it's ok. You're ignorant you're and just saying what you're saying about Americans because other people say it, and the chain goes on. Not to correct your own grammar. Take your own advice and read the comments. It's just a joke.

[alleon76]

im from hong kong, and this is so true lol.

[rachelmanman]

im from hong kong, he's right!

[lacrymosa2]

@ansuahan09 And you mom loves to suck monkey dicks. LOL

[BOSH75]

fuck this guy

[berniemac3377]

People who get offended by his jokes has no sense of humour... They shouldnt watch it..

[Chuckie2k7]

why dont you keep your shit to yourself and let the people that arent so small minded to accept a joke enjoy their lives.

[kludge11]

GOOD chinese impression!

Too bad HK was contaminated by Brit Disease.

[BLUDDYknucklez]

Don't spew that bullshit. It's your superiority complex and intolerant attitude.

[chineseidol1985]

thats HK people,not chinese people, we werent infected by englishmen though

[ohMeeOhmY]

Your an idiot You think Because Hong kong was once occupied by the british its a bad thing ? Your prob some dum idiot from mainland china.. Hong kong Is more modernized/ westernized then China because of that.. And atleast HK has more RIGHTS And freedom then China .. your stupid .. damn chinamon.

[ltangelic]

Stop throwing our stupid insults at China and her citizens. There are many Chinese who are very loyal to China, even though CCP is far from perfect. You are the real retard

[ohMeeOhmY]

wtf are you talking about? you stupid fuking dick head

Im chinese but i dont take comedy jokes to heart ..have a sense of humour you stupid cunt.

[ltangelic]

I'm asking you to stop throwing insults at people, I'm not commenting about this video.

[xobeautifulbabexo]

funny!!

[xoxkawaiilove]

lol this is funny.

[RussX5Z]

Awesome super funny! Very good Chinese impression.

[kpopangel]

"Chinese are the smartest people" ROFL

[letmeloveyoux]

get over it ! this is hilarious.

[InckyPinky]

watch?v=nG-VNdFsgi0

[kevinha12345]

wow, .. this is so insultive >_> im chinese and this is so dumb. Chinese dont even act like that. not even funny.

[Heifsin85]

look at every black comedian. the majority of all their material is making fun of the white man. calm the fuck down, my god

[NinnyV]

A lot of you need to calm down. He's an asian man making fun of asian people. It's ok, he's not racist, he's just poking fun.

I'm chinese and I think it's hilarious.

p.s. some of you need to take the time to type out real words, some of your comments are so riddled with spelling mistakes that you can't even read what they say.

[VideosarebadEndisCom]

It's funny how all these White, Black, and Hispanic posters keep on saying that it is OK to be OK to be racist towards Chinese people, and then make up lies saying that they are Chinese in order to justify it when they are not even Chinese. But then when other people are racist towards them they are complete hypocrites and prcatice a double-standard and claim that it is wrong to be racist towards them. Well, all I can say is what goes around comes around...

[VideosarebadEndisCom]

and if you try to make it OK to be racist towards Chinese people,no matter how you try to prevent it otherwise,eventually White,Black,and Hispanic,people will also turn more and more racist towards one another too,as is already happening,until eventually they will all destroy one another.What goes around comes around,and what you do to others must eventually come back and happen to you too,sometimes in ways that you cannot see.So,I don't think that it is a good idea to make fun of anyone in life

[NinnyV]

I don't know what makes you think you I'm lying about being chinese except for the fact that you're an idiot. But you're wrong. I am chinese.

And it's just comedy, chill out.

[Chuckie2k7]

thank god someone realised its just comedy

[aznangelgirl95]

This video was kind of racist, it mite only be a joke but it is hurtful. no one likes being teased or commented with bad stuff.

[porukee]

ROFLMAO

yo mutha so fet..wen she jum fo joyee...she goth sthak LOL

[tcasinz]

Rofl, Your Friend and I

[NiloticHeir]

Hahahahaha, Peter is friggin awesome.

[portobello666]

Are you all idiots? This is hilarious shit and you spend your time feeling sorry for yourselves because you're minorities. Grow up, the "white man" isn't "holding you down."

fyi, Russell Peters is full Indian, both his parents are from India and they named him Russel. If any of you actually listened to some of the man's comedy routines, or maybe knew a bit about Indian history (The British, for example), you'd know that.

this guy is a fuckin racist