B. Scott Ep #12: Attacked For $0.35

[cobainbride]

<3!!!

[cypresscollege]

this has to be ballys in la near hollywood blvd.

[msdivadivine1974]

I just never get enough of this story. This one and the Ethiopian neighbor always crack me up♥♥♥

[Jeffrizel1986]

Wow you've changed so much since these earlier videos..Even your voice seems a little deeper now.. lol

[coolkidz145]

you should actually say you risked his life for 35 cents. he was just doing his job.

[CodeeCo1]

and said, "HEE HEE"! << LMAOOO

[BabyDol808]

I wanna know who sings the song at the end.

[kdf0123456789]

what song is in the beginning of this video?

[apoem4pembo]

@kdf0123456789 Boys by MIA

[xixmsthangxix]

well he really didnt risk his life over 35 cents if u did this for 2yrs... jus sayin

[K7vibe]

this was too funny

[blackgurl2881]

lmao

[OmerBhattiFan]

lol @ 4:20 - 4:30 I brought my dog into a store once (not a food store) I kept her in my purse b/c shes small & it was late so no one was there & it was on the way home No employees said anything no customers. no one. but as we were about to leave the janitor started trying to tell me. i was so annoyed. i was thinking like you're the janitor. If no one has anything to say neither should you. he was on a motor car mopping floor buffers that you sit on & ride like a go cart to clean the floors

[latinbrotha29]

u go girl lol

[latrenda621]

Love it & You

[XthickmadameX]

lmao @ clutch my pearls!

[atinob43]

Do you still cheat the parking meter? Just curious...

[marilynroe1584]

What product did you use in your hair???!!! It looks good!!! But I really do want to know, LOL

[kmissy90]

morel of the story dont put ya hand in b. scott window lmao

[Jazzybabygirl101]

killin it wit da music lol COOL BEANS!

[HDfr3shgirl22]

love u love muffin

[Araba23832]

LMAO!

[trbj21]

Clutch my pearls lmfao!!!

[TLCfan4life317]

i love all the c answers!!!

[KenAmazin]

.Hahahaaa' B. Scott, from the Looks of it! You knwo you can give them People they c5- Cent......Lol :) SMH

[goldengirl67]

cont'd. I am shaking and terrified and my husband is bowing up ready to bust his head open, but the guy pulls over behind us/runs up and says: you're going the wrong way! My husband finally recognizes him as the pizza guy! - he was so worried we would get lost he pursued us down the hwy at over 100 kms/hr!!! We were in shock but said OK - uhh thank you? He smiled and left. We were speechless cause we could have all died all because we took the wrong road!

[Kelz06081984]

@goldengirl67 This is the funniest story I've heard in a while! lol

[goldengirl67]

@Kelz06081984 I felt like we were in a Chevy Chase movie!

[goldengirl67]

This reminds me of the pizza guy who gave us directions to the local casino and saw that we took the wrong road instead, left his store/jumped in his car, chased after us speeding down the hwy. Well, we didn't recognize him in his car, he was racing up beside us flailing his hands terrifying me! so my husband was trying to outrun him thinking we were being carjacked! I am screaming at my husband outrun him get away! My husband is screaming at him to f-off and finally pulls over to confront him!

[nubianbigoddess]

i absolutely love that song :-) . anything my m.i.a is so good

[sexyshay49]

 lmoa...wow you are so hilarious!!!

[afgbballplaya96]

I read the title and i started cracking up. :)

[BroqenHart]

LOLLLL

[coowitit]

LMAO!!!

[shecallinmedaddi]

little ol me was scared lmfao

[shecallinmedaddi]

you funny as shit b. scott..you must not know bout me lmfao and i did a swift turn to the right rotfl

[honeydipped26]

LOL...u are too funny....haha

[brilliantpamela]

It's $.35! Worse than my girlfriend calling herself to save her $.83 worth of Skype credit. LOL

[yourfuturequeen]

I agree with TheDavid513. Material things are not worth chasing someone down and risking your life. Go ahead and give me a write up. You can't put a price on life.

[basbleupeaunoire]

LOL, not the coup d'etat!

[CocoFayeful]

u are so funny!!! i saw u on tyra a min. ago and just recently started watchin yo videos u really get me up when im down!!! <3 u keep em coming!!!

[edgeowl]

LOL! you are too funny!

[QQattheMoon]

Went for the bag of tools I thunk..

[tinaluvslolo]

crazy things happen to you bcuz ur so good at telin the story bout what happened i LOVE u and ur stories b. scott!

[Popseagel]

LOOOLLLL!

[atlantaluxe]

No you didnt say hee hee! smh... I love it! hahahaha What you dont know is he was in the running for employee of the month, and that would have sealed the deal hahahaha

[atlantaluxe]

A) NO! B) uhhh NO! C) ABSOLUTELY! HAHAHAHA

[hcg4T]

ohhh papparazzi .. omg belly laughin over here .. omg you a nut

[Lovelyx3Loser]

$0.35 over two years adds up honey. If you go everyday for two years it adds up to $255.50. That's a lot!!!

[taeboamped]

he reached his arm in your car i would have went crazy. roll the windows up right about....now!! tuck and roll.LOL

[DreamerDragon994]

LMAO! You know u was wrong, B Scott, but funny as hell! XD

[serenity3cbs]

omg omg omg!!! thats so soooo funny!!!!

[jasminewatkins87]

that 35 cents adds up lol

[lonelyone8887]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yourfuturequeen]

Lol!

My B's gonna go to jail over 35 cents!!!

[safepop]

@yourfuturequeen something only b. scott could do

[shaflyable]

c..lol

[hush992]

Oh lord of mercy eddie murphy ..kelly clarkson! looooool

[zehJazz]

omg "you gon risk yo life for 35 cent!" love that line!

[susieq2364]

Lard hav merci, eddie murphy too funny

[bbdiva24]

lmbo @ 5:10 "ooo papparazzi! (proceed to roll up window)"!!!

[shortylo64]

stop lock and pop it!

[houstonempress86]

u be jamming b.scott

[ilovelillos]

LMFAO B. Scott you crack me up.....ajajajajajaja

[BksAriesBaby91]

lol this was too hilarious

[MsKimmova]

I hate those kinda employees too, this bitch tried to make me have to chin check her over a $1.35 bottle of mushrooms, now shes sweepin the floor and took the time out to harrass me coz my daughter broke one bottle when I got like $200 worth of groceries in my cart, like theyr gonna give her a raise or somethin

[yourdreamgirl87]

ahahahaha , oh shit. I had to post that on Facebook !

[tmburrou]

lol @ citizen's arrest

[Hyun3Sook]

HAHAHAHAH

[ashleigh53]

LMAO oyu going risk yo life for 35 cents!!??!! lolololol

[safepop]

LOL only b. scott

[ang21holla]

LMAO! Ooh honey u are TOO MUCH! U remind me of ma homeboy so I had 2 sub.

[Perradize]

this is hilarious...

[MsTris]

This video was hilarious!!! Thats what he gets for stickin his hand in your window, LMAO!

[safepop]

I wish i could have seen that

[flynsexy07]

LMAO i feel you i just started watching your videos, but I knew C was the answer, cause I would have done the same, ida been like aint gone happen, aint....gone....happen!

[LyKOMFGTatzBS]

VINTAGE BEE SCOTT!

[moneykwifey20]

i'd pick "C" , cuz u wild brazy B

[chubbi44]

OMG that was funny!!! I am in tears.. I can't stop laughing!!

[safepop]

LOL! oh me too. Rolled up his wndows and hit the gas. then had the nerve to make a "sharp right turn! Only B. Scott

[SugarFreeTV]

the answer is "c"!

[mand1sh3p]

2:25 - 2:34 lmao

[soonerGLO]

this vids old..but Im still commenting & jamming to "boyz" witcha!!

[QueenLioness84]

I say C b/c I would have done the same thing. I can pick you rolling up the window with the guys arm still in you arm dragging him behind. lol You are a complete fool. Lmao

[2presiousGurlz]

He attacked you for 33.33 cents

And Im quessing you go to the gym twice a week so they lost a 66.66 income from you. lolx I am such a nerd.

[soufwesthoustontx]

nah they lost 33.33 x 2 years lol!

[safepop]

@soufwesthoustontx lol no u didnt actually do the calculations

[SailorPerson]

the correct choice is always C or something that has to do with hurting the other person XDDDD

[guysjiveroom]

LOL I laugh so so hard when you said if you selected a or b then let me introduce myself again. LOL I love you Bscott xoxo LOL

[ynarca]

"i just clutched my pearls"? too much. i just discovered your vids, this one bought tears to my eyes. your are a funny guy, do your thing!

[RastaEmpress1]

lmaoooooooooo............BSCOT­T u are too funny girl.....lmaooooooooooo

[welovesjs]

sounds like the YMCA same thing LOL

[imsoconviinced]

" u gone risk yo life for 35 cents?!" lmaoo

[reivers12]

like da hair

[shiona25]

OMG this is sooo funny B. I don't think I have ever seen this one. OMG hilarious

[shinka1911]

OMG xD

[Ardenwolfe]

LOL - Classic.

Wolfe

[tnnstate]

LOL....a citizen arrest! I can't take this....you are sooo funny. i love these videos....Jesus take tha wheel...

[XhannahcullenX]

HEEHEE

[ucgirl08]

omg i am favoriting this!!! "let me reintroduce myself...IT'S BSCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"

[revilolee]

Lmao that's my favorite part 3:34!

[jazzyphay21]

"he he" lmao

[xluvs]

but bscott girl, u have been doing it for 2 years so u technically own $256 i u goto the gym everyday and did that...lol they probably have u on camera girl!

[Stuart33Little]

love the way he says bye lol

[gititgurl94]

lol i agree with you lol he shoulda never but his hand in your car

[ladyjwb]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!

[TJDBlue06]

Lmao @ "Citizen's Arrest"!

[njjordan84]

that laugh is amazing lol

[MsBrwnSuga25]

LOL ahah "You must not know 'bout me" "TUCK & ROLL" hahaha

[shinka1911]

lol

[MyNellyBell]

LoL...you tell the best stories!

[LadyNinjaKagero]

"Tuck and Roll" LOL

[MzTweety2Sexy]

i love all your videos but this one had me in tears i laugh through the whole video

[blackcat138]

I thought answer B, but then WOOW!! it was C! lol

[sasa2676]

hahah choice C all the damn way! ^.~

[tamy101]

ROTFLMAO.....can you still do citizens arrests.

[xCandyFlossCutiex]

I love you .

wish i was there at the time.

life is exciting for u

[sexijael]

lol u a mess B

[namelessRaven01]

how is he going ask his LOVEMUFFINS to listen to the song than start sing wit the sing n 2 top it off he start talking through the song 2 (lol)

[ewurabenaa]

this was hilarious

[here4thevideos]

nooooo....if u did it for two years u cost the company aout 250 dollars...but still ur funniii!

[nani201]

lmao,, so true...

but dude was wildin

[tgriffplayer]

oh wow..bscott your crazy...But shit! i would have did the samethang!!

[K7J7P2]

OMG! Dat is hilarious!

[goodgrl68]

and if u hav a problem wit him the resolution is simple........dont watch his videos dumbass.......go tak a dick to the ass.

[johnx113]

and that concerns you how?

[sexfanatic]

i love ur expression when u said "tuck and roll" u kinda pouted ur lips and it was funny as hell

[sexfanatic]

lol i knew it was C i was laughing so hard

[logan456565]

M.I.A.

HOW MANY HOW MANY HOW MANY...

thats my fuckin wife

[belinda19]

Oh my goodness l m a o

[ObamaBeatsAll]

o ma gawd i think ur laugh is so adorable!!!

[wikkedchik90]

someone mustve told you wrong

[avamarie06]

This is HELLLLAAAA funny! Get him with your swift turn to the right! You must not know about my LOVE MUFFIN!!!

"B. Scott is so splendiferious" Oookaayyyy

[ckayla78]

this is my first time watching him

lol his hella funny

-clicks the subscribe button-

[sugafoot777]

this si the B Scott I miss, I miss that real candidness

[ldbordes]

looooooooooooooooollllllllllll­lllllllllllll ur so funny!

[styleisit]

i love your spot..where in LA do you live?

[realrap00]

not no more, he live in NY now

[TwerkBoi]

LMFAO YESSS!!! "clutch my pearls"

[Justakid12]

"Causing him.. to do.. A TUCK AND ROLL"

Lmao.

[jadeeRIOT]

Actually if you add it up it's about $255 lost. Lol B's a hardcore gangsta criminal :D

[glitchflame]

lol... a QUICK tuck and roll!

[ghettogyrl305]

u have the best giggle. :D

[BlakeVII]

I hate people ... who believe they're working for their father's company. When I was a kid I used to work for 7-eleven and there was this one employee that would come in at all hours of the morning (because he live opposite the store ) to do a spot check on the cash registers. And he would do it for FREE, for the boss without getting paid for it. Everyday I would note his behaviour changed when- HE, the boss, was around. Then I realised that he actually had a crush on the boss. Sad, but true.

[bannanutmuffin2010]

OMG B! Only to you!...This type of stuff ONLY happens to you! LMAO! I am over here on the verge of teeeeaaaars!

[blu3dagger]

....You can see if they came after you if you stole, "like a hundred dollars". So what you are saying then is it was fine that he came after you. 35cents a token, I assume 5 times a week, 4 weeks in a month, 12 months in a year, for 2 years...lets see...168 dollars. Nice job......you bitched about nothing.

[BlakeVII]

for 168 dollars? Man, is life cheap for you! I bet you behave like that at work, like its your father's company too.

[BlakeVII]

You're hilarious. Lets see now... Its NOT OK to risk your life for 35cents, BUT for $168 (assuming your calculations are correct) you best damn be prepared to say goodbye to your kids, your wife and all the things you hold dear in life... And for what? Lets hear it- 168 dollars?

You mean to say its worth hanging out of somebodys car window with your legs trailing out behind you as the pedal is pushed thru the floor, leaving you for dead and all for the princely sum of ...? I'll let you say it.

[blu3dagger]

I don't see how putting your life in danger had to do with anything about "B. Scott" complaining about someone to do a citizen's arrest on a fault of what he has actually admitted to doing. He stated he would understand if it was for a larger amount, but not for 35 cents. I never said it wasn't stupid of the guy risking his life to stop someone from paying 35 cents, I was pointing out that "B. Scott" bitched about something that he was admittedly was guilty to.

[BlakeVII]

You must not have been listening!!!

Too bad. Anyway, I'm done with this.

"Double kisses. Mmmwa, Mmmwa, Bye bye"

[thyknis]

Will you be going back to that gym?

[jeaneen2]

haha i was thinking the same

[thyknis]

I know, right

[thyknis]

I love you paw-paw dance. Hope you had fun in NYC

[wasitwothit]

Hha, ur so funny :D <3

[UaeNaruto]

wow is this ur new place? and i saw u on good morning america! so kool! LOL!

[mishCris3428]

'You gonna risk yo life, for 35 cents??!'

XD

[drewcld]

omg that was so funny i got tears in my eyes....loved it

[PutThatWhere]

LMAO@I JUST CLUTCH MY PEARLS CDFU

[PutThatWhere]

C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mami2drewytati]

i love you omg!!!!!!!!

[secr3tuntold]

whos that song by called eyecandy??? @ the end of the vid.

[LovelyRawBeauty]

It's by JimiJames--Eye Candy. I looove this song!

[hottrucker24]

this is funny as hell! i love u b scott!

[chriswell21]

Yes $0.35 is not much, but you said you been doing that for 2 years. 35 cents times 2 years adds up, sweetness. But this was funny nonetheless. I still love you.

[LiLMama2407]

i love that song!!

[cenamami54]

yeah...a and b can't be right.

[Seduction702]

nothiin eva in liife

[LilMarty1721]

i need this beat lol what beat is it

[UltraObscene84]

M.I.A - Boyz

[tyfanonline]

LOL..Why would he reach into your car? Not knowing how crazy people are these days, that was dumb on his part. Why was it any of his busines anyway? I bet he won't run up on any cars.

[LadyG724]

Lmao = ]

[ladysoreal]

I'm laughing, tearing, trying not to laugh with this face mask on, but THIS is TOO funny.

Roll up that window and go!! LOL!

[bangles21]

lol...I'd do the similar thing....once in a while...I agree with what you say hun! Love this video!

[BlkBerryUser]

Pay what You owe, simple as that. You are truly funny.

[QueenShae07]

LMAO