The Room (in 60 seconds)

[metalgtrfreak]

The Transcribe Audio in this video is epic.

[bolshevik91]

Oh hai, gun. 

[bakugancollecterZ]

Crap, broke my arm...anyway how is your sex life..

I tried that once at the hospital when I fell down, words of wisdom, NEVER EVER TRY IT OUT ON THE NURSE....

[Kizuii]

0:23

wait a minute...was Johnny just gonna walk into that wall if Mike hadnt called out for him?

[pblomgren]

0:55 best part.

[JJJMMM1]

The "transcribe audio" feature is pretty priceless.

"Insinuating five-day flow high marks the chinese."

I'm pretty sure that line wasn't in the movie.

[ApartmentF1]

@MarshStanleyRandall

Wow.

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

was that guy smokin a j at :38? his sex life probably had him down

[squaresided]

lol I'm in tears at 0:54... tears of laughter!

[Raidmasterprod]

Is it me or does Tommy Wiseau have an obsession with the words "Oh, hi" and "Hey" in greetings?

[B1rday]

( -STUPIDCOMMENT-)

That is my pocket. Imma just leave this here.

[Dobbs8816]

"Oh hai lisa"

"Hey Lisa"

"You are tearing me apart LISA!"

"Oh hi peter."

LMAO

[FuyutsukiKouzou]

Press 2 for awesome pug action.

[57stewie]

I always laugh when I see him shoot himself, is that the wrong emotion?

[juannob72]

Oh hai drug dealer

[teetertoter3]

Is the end a disclaimer?

[dexter111344]

Oh hai everybody.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

shes got a beer bottle stuck in her pusy, morris!

a beer bottle stuck in her pussy!

[aptspire]

I was gonna comment, but Mark said no :(

[gokk777]

That basically summarizes it

[QuarstyAndZack]

I shall keep my stupid comment in my pocket

[liamleonre4]

Press 7 for ' Byye......... bang!!!!!!' 

[OnlyIzy]

pretty sure someone had breast cancer or something important to the script like that :S

[stuff456789]

Press 2 for HAI DOGGY!!!!!

[MollysMarvelousFeet]

0:43

subtle ohh hhhhhey peterr... :l

[pieceofcake125]

Oh hi stupid comments in my pocket

[Sprayboy777]

OH HAI

[sko12342]

I finally understand the movie...

[chuzzwozzer]

0.56 really brightened up my day. YOUR'E TEARING MY HEAD APART BULLET!!

[DeviantDash]

so,he got tired of the greetings in his life?

[Oidnoid]

Oh hi summary video, how is your sex life?

[thespoonlessjoe]

i can't leave this stupid comment in my pocket, not this time

[Catmangamer]

The dog was the best actor in this movie.

[tomhankslol]

0:54 is brilliant edit

[Yuomo]

LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET!

[TheBoulder11]

at the end...

oh hai god =D

[KarlSnr]

Oh hai Collete. Well, bye! *shoots self*

[rusheena]

"Bye" 0:54 Perfect ending

[Nintendorulez]

o hai

[h20incinerat]

oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

mark reminds me of Hutch.

[Ichiboy900]

I think Tommy Wiseau wrote all of Mark's lines as "Oh hai, Johny" but he just ad-libbed and decided to say "Hey" instead.

[blzbug242]

Die johnny

[MsDeadCorpse]

I loled when Johnny died

[SlackerSlayer]

The entire thing is painful. It is a good movie, just terrible acting lead, direction, writing,,,

[l00p0get]

Press 2 for "Hi doggie!"

[tokinblckgie]

lol I love how the gun says "Lives" with the captions on?

[TheLostProphecies]

oh hi Critic.

[homesicksquirrel]

*leave yer stupid comments in yer pocket*

[yyy2255]

oh hai [insert character name]. Anyway, how's your sex life?

[KCohere33]

Haha! They spend half the movie greeting each other.

[seanThree16]

You forgot "GET OUT MY HAUS!"

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

Half the time that Tommy says oh hi, he sounds like he is either drunk or has half a pint of blood left.

[Bestjamesbond]

hahaahahahahaha ........ oh hi claudete by! BOOM

[Gigaspine7]

"Hi Johnny."

"Hai doggy"

[Kajayachtproductions]

u shouldve called it an "oh hey" compilation

[goblex2]

Hey Mark.. -5 second pause- oh hey Peter..

[Reclaimer1547]

Haha at 1:00 he could pass as a midget

[ohmyclumsyheart]

Oh hey,

Oh hey,

[profound13]

So I'm perusing the jootubez when I'm like, lets see if I can find a The Room In XX Seconds video. Lo and behold, here it is.

Then I realized it was posted by my best friends brother.

Small world.

[fuckassbitch]

this is way better then the actual movie ._.

[MrRetlav]

joooooooohhhnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!

[Soniczeldaking]

@0ZAZU.

Wut. Its a joke...

[Soniczeldaking]

0:53 Best part.

[0ZAZU]

@Soniczeldaking your a bad person that was a sad moment how could you not feel for the pain of the timeless character Johnny has become?

[nin456]

I'M SEEING THIS TONIGHT!!

[jdawglx01]

@mademan912 yeah, you keep leaving that stupid comment in your pocket!!!

[crazzygirl100]

HIE DOGGIE

[jonkre]

Everyone's so friendly in this movie

[ECHOES2131]

hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEEEEEY, HEEEEEYYY, HEEEEEEEEEEYY,

FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

[CZRXCZR]

Oh hai 8 dislikes

[CharroArgentino]

Oh Hai New Year!, how it's your sex life?

[pudinthemushroomhead]

OH HAI GAWD

[davincent98]

oh Hi, gun barrroough

[jazzleman]

Love the "oh hi claudette.. bye." line.

[DliZARDMON]

in 74 seconds

[rockmessiah142]

Is this the pocket he talked about?

[fullfire55]

People who have never seen this probably can't work out from how the movie goes from upbeat hai's to suicide.

[ZanaBonanza]

@fullfire55

Neither can people have watched it, really.

[caller347]

Don't forget: "Hi Doggy"

[link000000]

OH HI MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one

[Feliscar]

Oh hi bullet...

[boksaboki]

oh hi youtubers

[Mayiw]

You kinda missed "Anyway, how's your sex life?"

This line is very important!

[looker999997]

Is it ok if I leave my comment here instead?

[brenchtoast44]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY "OH HI WHOEVER" THEY SAY FUCKING OH LIKE EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!

[BadAcidVacation]

@brenchtoast44 Oh hai Brench Toast!

[EachSecret]

I so want to watch this xD

Good laughs.

And whats up with Danny and his football that hes always carrying around?

[MCCastle7]

Oh hai pisto...*BOOM*

[jessetalako6]

wow the gun muzzle was so good it

[wsohigian]

74 seconds

[ApartmentF1]

@wsohigian not true; the film footage begins at 0:04 and the fade to black at the very last fraction of 1:04 - so the synopsis itself is exactly 60 seconds long. The entire YouTube video is 74 :)

[iluvfailz]

i thaught this movie was hilarious

[offdutyjie]

HI! -BYE-

CAAAPPUUUSSSsssSSSSShhhhhHHH!

[jedisociety]

o hai mark's tv!

[LuBuOWNZ]

I must watch this fucking movie...

[richard199613]

OH HAI DENNY!

[SOADBootlegs]

Oh hi Video

[TheDoctorisin2181]

No, this is nothing like the actual movie. It makes to much sense.

[jonnymeister1]

@TheDoctorisin2181 right on!

[mattiathekaiju]

the music at the beginning reminds me of akuma's theme.

[zallen111]

ohai gun barrel!

[thenixter7]

you forgot produced by too lol

[drochaid]

Oh good. Now I don't need to watch the film. THANK YOU!

[MrJellyjiggler]

i pulled this stupid comment out of my pocket. oh hi comment!

[mstarr]

Oh, hi, YouTube. 

[bruhe]

rofl hi doggy.

[Gzblade]

Is it me... or does the lamp next to the doorway change its colour, then its position and its height in different scenes? First its white and right in the corner, then it moves right next to the door and Jonny bumps into it, then its blue and taller back in the corner again.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART CONTINUITY

[mad87645]

@Gzblade your not the only one, at 0:13 the lamp fails to exist

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

AH FED APP WIDDIS WOROLD.

[eo227]

Heeello Miiiichelle

[RobVanDamkicksass]

So...do I leave my comments in my pocket or post them?

[Desotoguitarist]

I was recommended this by someone on the street after I played a gig one night...that moment changed my life. Oh Hi.....THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD EVER!

[Nemesis986]

he killed himself from Oh Hai Overload

[jcamjcam]

Love the editing on this LOL

[EclipseHedgehog]

oh HI bullet.

[MrTheking19951]

0:56 he is torn apart...by lisa

[lancsno1]

the scene were they all randomly meet in the alley is amazing

[r3ini]

I was going to comment abount the video, but I was told to keep my comments in my pocket. D:

[pnut7805]

My mission is to get my husband to go to the midnight screening of this gem next Saturday night. What's it like in the theater? I know everyone throws spoons for some reason, but why? I want to find out!

[mamobster1500]

why did he kill himself???

[tamsWTFvideos]

@mamobster1500 that, like most of the other details in the movie are questions answered through deep and powerful subliminal meanings in the film. There are many deep details to look at when you watch "The Room" some dating back to the history of the great fimus.

[werewolfmurderer]

@mamobster1500 because lisa was tearing him apart

[mamobster1500]

@werewolfmurderer LOL

[daniel1982]

Oh, hi Pocket!

[bigbold2]

This is the first movie where I've known all of the character's names by the end, merely through repetition. (Well, except the "Stephen" guy who is never introduced.)

[hersh23]

"oh HI Collet. *kiss* BYE! *BANG!!!*" LOL!! That last part ALWAYS makes me laugh!

[CTHULHUSURVIVOR]

I suspect Wiseau made his own movie because abso-fucking-lutely NO ONE on the planet would cast that slope-eyed, hair-dyed, beef-jerkey faced douche to do anything but scrub the fucking toilets. Even a remake of a film like 'Manos: The Hand of Fate' would be beyone his skills.

[ReadingIsForQueers]

@CTHULHUSURVIVOR Oh, HI CTHULHUSURVIVOR!

[CTHULHUSURVIVOR]

@ReadingIsForQueers OH NO, the taint of Wiseau is spreading! AAAAAHHHHH!! ;)

[oORiseAboveOo]

@CTHULHUSURVIVOR Manos: The Hand of Fate is tortuously bad. The Room is enjoyably bad. If I'm not mistaken, didn't the guy who starred in Manos also direct it? Who gives these men money to make these things?

[hotdogs35758]

i lol'ed so hard

[HelenC1ark]

hahaha what a story mark

[xStaccato]

Haaaaaaahahahaha this is good, I did a video like this, but you caught more "hi"s than I did

[Vexed34]

Wiseau is especially freaky looking in the sleeveless look

[deadlyjoker5]

i think i might blow my brains out

[Punktowner]

SPOILER! :-(

[bananasindividual]

I have something fo youuu...

[chosentonessournotes]

HAEY DOGGEH!

[wesker100000000]

0.59 oh hi gun barrelugh

[Nintendorks12345]

Oh hai Mark, keep in moind not to tutch me mutherfawkerrr.

[cthorste]

he keeps his gun in his dream box

[Swoll826]

@cthorste actually he stole that gun from Chris-R

[artvandelay13]

I spent several hours today watching every clip of The Room I could find. It is now my life's goal to see this movie. I wish I had known what it was when it was playing here a few months ago... sigh...

I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

[JIMAAAAAAH]

@artvandelay13 they have it on netflix now

[mamobster1500]

@artvandelay13 try netflix they have everything

[cakemaker7]

@artvandelay13 Watch it online?

[bb0ypants]

@artvandelay13 I watched it recently, and it was sooo funny because it was soo bad haha. It's actually kind of incredible that i sat through the entire thing without falling asleep

[bigguy2128]

@artvandelay13 same

[SecretSquaff]

@artvandelay13 Play the game on newgrounds.

[TheFidelSays]

@artvandelay13 You can find it on Megauplouds, yo. ;)

[ARFCguy]

@artvandelay13 You could just beg /x/ to stream it for you. I do that all the time, I see this movie probably once a week without even owning it thanks to them.

[PunchSydeiron]

@artvandelay13 You spent several hours seeing a 90 minute movie? I'm pretty sure that everything in The Room worth watching is already on YouTube.

[toolegit2quittttt]

whats the significance of the spoons??

[parsonsmatt]

Significance? In the room? Are you fucking kidding me?

[rockygreenmountains]

I go see this movie when I want to relax and have a fun time with friends. somehow I feel lighter when I leave. something about it makes you feel happy!

[z4ndub4m81]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAAA......hahahahaha. Classic!

[indycog]

Too funny!

[lowonsanity]

Cheeeep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

[amygdelas]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

[DNAngel2009]

@amygdelas Best use of that line. EVAR!!11!!