Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

[BackUpBorod]

the chicken just wanted to know, what´s on the other side of the road. every animal should know, what´s on the other side of the road. and what´s on the other side??? the same than on the one side ;) XDDD

[BackUpBorod]

@BackUpBorod I hope, it´s understandable. I´m german like the translation of my last comment^^

[jeannybates]

Haha you know what man, I've seen some of your videos now and I liked every single one of them. Keep it up. Greets from Germany!

[bluewolfvodka91]

Well you certainly sound stupid and as for trying to make a joke you failed.......

[mastermary2]

Cause it FUCKING wanted to,that's the FUCKING reason.

[WindBearStudios]

FUCK yeah!

[MarzipanicTube]

It's not such an easy joke to tell. Please check out the attempt I've posted.  Hope you find it funny.

[cory334]

i love this guy

[KingKarl04]

LMFAOO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

[guitarabz4]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i liturally got winded after this, couldnt breath for 10 secs

[cat0501]

Everytime I come across one of your videos, it just cracks me up. You never know what to expect. Absolute genious (God, I wish I could spell)!

[Xelanderthomas]

@cat0501 Thanks, that exactly what I want to not be predictable in what type of video I might do.

[oscargomez1991]

i like chikens

[Angelotvkool]

boooo

the video as too long just for that?.....

[Deezhan]

Why did Deezhan cross the road?

...To kill Xelanderthomas!

[Xelanderthomas]

Oh shit! You get the "best comment award"

[Deezhan]

thanks;)

it wasn't serious, don't worry:)

[Xelanderthomas]

It cracked me up. ;-)  I like that kind of humour, if you haven't noticed. lol

[alded03]

i dont think some people understand your kind of humor xelander xD i think this video is brilliant xD

[Xelanderthomas]

@alded03 Thanks. And yeah, you are right. A lot of people don't get but it makes it all the more sweeter when people like you do get it and I know I'm crazy. lol -

[tr1pl3why]

why did the chicken cross the road?, its because it saw black and couldnt go back

[N0T0RI0US555]

no one cares plz disconect ur internet

[49thassasin]

your so fuking boring what was the point the simple thing is the chicken needed to get to the other side thats all and u are a racist

[EatNiggerShit]

No Man the chicken crossed the road cause the "N" word people were after him to eat his ass for supper

[medoh1]

in the end of the day, i am sure you are tho one fuckin the chicken all day and in your but ,for SURE, u cary a watermelon u nazi bastard . try it with an Pinapple maybe that will ease ur pain

[mechtech104]

ROFL ENDING

[m3talmilitia15]

LMAO WIN ENDING

[sharmcharmrox]

ha! im wite but like GzHydri sed... dis shit is hilarious!

[Trippuri]

The best part is the end! ROFL!!

[lives2live]

LMAO!!

[DJsp0ck]

lol pause at 1:50

[GzHydri]

im white.. but this shit is hillarious.. and the End....... xD FUN!!!

[MindHead77]

LOL at 1:50!

I want to party with this guy

signed, A. Cracker

[slowcar33]

lol that funny...

he was going to say i am not just some dumb n-bomb LOL

and then he said the joke wrong

[stephowe]

ahahahahaaa!

loved the ending.

[luukatmenow]

rofl at the ending

[icarus1812]

rofl. think im gonna end up with a fear of chickens now is there a word for that? milliesphobia?

[LD0GS]

I knew dat was gonna come up DAMN!!

[YaMamStudios]

haha i loved it tooo! :0

"TO KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!"

[avengrrr]

You remind me of a 10 year old speaking xD

Your flow slow, despite the fact that this video was on of your first. GJ.

*the world needs xelanderthomas*

[ericnryan]

roflmfao, that was great.

[Three9Days5Grace]

funny as shit

[Three9Days5Grace]

TO KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!! XD XD XD

wait, i'm white.

[scw1993]

TO KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE wth lol funny

[TheForceIsMyAlly]

That was epic.

TO KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE

[01hdav]

lol Xelander, what does debockal mean?

[Xelanderthomas]

"debacle"

 fiasco, calamity, disaster

[Hazzard0]

HAHAHA!!! Best joke ever!

[xdeidaraxtobix]

TO KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!! XD dude.. 5/5 You Are By Far The Funnyest Live Feed Man On Earth!

[Boogiemanz]

Black racist sucks ass

[96iloveyou]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why Did Uncle Peter Swerve to avoid the Chicken?

Why Has God taken Uncle Peter from us?

[megaplankton]

I stumbled in here by accident looking for that karate kid who gets chased by the chicken. I did not know what to expect, but got a great belly-laugh out of this video. Ironically, the joke only works as long as there is racism. Like they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

[Xelanderthomas]

Sad but true. I guess I look forward to the day when no one would get the joke. But in the mean time...it's a lot of fun poking fun at this stuff. Check out my series of videos calle "Ebracing Criticism I, II, III, IV, V & VI :)

[Bergenpferd]

LOL, what a good joke! great content in this video.

[botchalism]

Wow, I never thought of it like that but its true, are there ANY black comedians who don't go on and on about race?

[mwheel52]

Gotta love America. The only country where people like this guy can speak for three minutes about absolutely nothing of worth, and then try and deliver a joke that was not funny at all. You are well spoken my friend, but do us all a favor and do not every try to make us laugh again

[crackoncracker]

Well you're one of the few people not laughing, idiot, in case you haven't noticed. Take a read of the comments. The guy's funny as hell.

[kittykatXD]

haha this is funny, bein a hipocrit rocks...

^_^

[Swann1969]

I'm new to your videos and so far I think this is my favorite. Great job!

[jjgaf]

Haha! I love it, I can tell he had some racial attacks before, I am sorry to know that as a fact :( Either way I am white and I found that HISTERICAL! WHY DOES RACISM HAVE A PART IN LIFE! IT HURTS! ALSO, ITS A TRUE FACT THAT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE LOWER ESTEEM THAN ANY OTHER CULTURE IN THE WORLD, PUT THIS IN ACCOUNT BEFORE YOU SPEAK :) nice video funny

[Clovions]

You just said racism sucks. and then u said that black people have low self esteem. that is a stereotype and close to being racist. good job.

[TheTruePsycho]

lmao!

[JackAwful]

Why'd the chicken cross the road? He wanted to lay it on the line.

Why's that funny?

First, chickens aren't "he"s.

And lastly, chickens are killing white people from the inside with all that fat. But I got some in my fridge.

[beastlyonion]

I love it its hilarious!

[salexlindsay]

You're the best comedian ever!

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

I am glade to hear your point.

[Yushimae]

hahahaha! This video makes me instantly love you.

[luckystrike1]

I love your humor. GENIUS!

[Nobi79]

:-) I enjoy you.

[AnimeArtist120]

hahaha im white i like that joke that must be some chicken..

[turkishmennonite]

Lol!

[CandTProductions]

Dude...comedic genius. Awesome.

[bwhahrhr]

In the search for light-headed consumeristfriendly jokes I found this video.

I dont regret searching for Jokes NOW, as I found this wonderfull piece. This was so hilarious. Thank you for letting me laugh out loud and forget my horrible week for a bit.

[stranglerstrangools]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhaa

[purelyjoyfu88]

LoL. Love the ending! You make me laugh.

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

Aha.. "PureBritish88"... please, don't take that as your standard English citizen, he's clearly the fanatical minority who'd rather bluntly abuse than come out with stupidly complicated words and revised sentence structures the rest of us do. Think of him as the British equivalent of Texans..?

I like the video! The end made me laugh. In my head.

(I barely register emotion on the outside. Perhaps a wry smile, no more.)

[Xelanderthomas]

Ha ha, well you made me laugh on the outside with that. I'm living in London and loving it and the English. I would never take PureB as respresenting the whole. He's just a poor lost soul. I'm thinking of creating a video character; "The Understanding Black Thearpist to the Racist" ..Yes, I understand, you want to be superior...you poor thing...

[Diamondgurlz]

You're silly! like me! LOL

[techno311]

haha loved the ending... liked the hamlet rendition as well

[Xelanderthomas]

Yeah, thank god for board sensibilities, right? lol

[djbreeduk]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the male toilets of course....why the male toilets? you ask

because thats where all the cocks hang out lol

[BruceMcF]

That must be some serious ninja chicken

[bgpiper]

Hahahahahahaha

[johnmartinmcsherry]

We fell about - great sense of humour - thanks.

By the way, how can we get that racist asshole

"PureBritish" banned from YouTube? We can't? Oh well, free speech is for everyone I guess - even fascists...

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks. Yeah I basically ignore PB - I'm waiting for him to say one thing that sounds half way intelligent and I will respond.

[Hauptseite]

PureBritish truly seems rather intellectual and uplifting. I would gander and ponder at the sight of him saying that in the faces' of his targets. He would most likely die from sheer terror, but I digress. Very funny ending. Five stars.

[actionscripted]

:)

[EverImproving]

i would eat your hat

[Politix]

LMAO

[eastmale]

Hi, you SHOULD be doing stand up. Are you famous in the US. I don't know, I'm from the UK (and white if anybody's interested). I don't think Kramer can be much of a stand up if he can't handle a bit of heckling or some loud young guys without racially abusing them. He wouldn't last long in the clubs in Northern England.

[KingCove]

Chickens would probably have a better chance at killing off us terrible white people, and scoring well on standardized tests, than... well, you know.

[Xelanderthomas]

Hey man, fuck you. Everybody knows those test are written by chickens and biased toward chicken culture and chicken values!

[KingCove]

Very true, such tests are blatantly biased towards chicken culture and values. I'm still trying to figure out how those sneaky Asians have cracked the code.

[Xelanderthomas]

They 'plucked' it out of the air, they're just 'winging' it, or somehow 'pecked' it up. At any rate it's a 'feather' under their cap.

[123utuber321]

I'm offended.

[Geheimman]

Really, why?? Are you a black comic...or a chicken?

[123utuber321]

cause I'm white...and he called me cracker ass.

but what do u expect from someone that has a fork up their A*S

[ReturnToFall]

What about Wayne Brady man?

[bbronxchild]

lol@ the end.

[akeem47]

Now, that was funny. Can I use this one on my page?

[Xelanderthomas]

I'd be honored.

[neilgunter]

Okay, you have me.  Whitey is subscribing to your blogs... -Neil in AZ

[Geheimman]

You had me going man. I was like "that the...don't tell me my man has gotten all serious on me" But the end cracked me up harder anything...ha ha haaaahhhh