I'm a fan of "tax less spend less" which means in principal, republicans would have an easier time winning me over.
Unfortunately, they've turned their own party to shit with religion and corruption. That leaves me as a libertarian-leaning moderate with absolutely no place to hang my hat. (Paul? Oh Please.)
@pburto The only times that republicans have even pretended to be about spending less is when there was not a republican in the White house! You must be very sleepy!
I am dumbfounded beyond belief of how many idiots live in this country - idiots being republican's that are women, minorities, elderly, handicapped, sick or ill, and many making under 250k per year - amazingly scary to be totally honest!
As a socialist I hate democrats. They are the ones perpetuating the capitalist system through propping it up with progressive taxation, welfare, SS and propagandizing college education for the training of corporate employment. I vote republican because they want to let capitalism strangle itself. Which it always does as seen with the bank collapse. Also republicans want to ship jobs overseas which forces our economy into its inevitable hightech agrarian future.
Canadian social democrats are fiscally conservative - Tommy Douglas inherited an almost bankrupt Province, balanced the budget and brought in single payer health care.
I'd love to write a song about Barack Obama and the Senate, because Obamacare and the lack of attention they have when it comes to getting the economy going is frustrating. I used to be a Democrat, but liberals like you took over and are more concerned with ideology than common sense and it's a shame. I cannot believe you don't see that Obama isn't qualified. You must be blind, because it's not getting any better out here. We need unity, not divisiveness, and you're not helping matters.
Obama isn't a liberal, he is enormously qualified. The least qualified candidate I have ever seen in my 61 years on this planet was dubya, and he made a shambles out of this country. Of course, he is an idiot-tool like raygun, and the roves, cheneys and rummys of the GOP swill were pulling his strings and dragging the country into their gutter. But you used to be a democrat? The likes of you are better off in the cesspool with the GOP anyway.
@ealbanoski The Senate "inattention" you noticed is due to the effective control Repubs have of that body - even though they're the minority. Nothing can be passed unless the Dems have not merely a majority (that would be called "democracy"), but a filibuster-proof 60 votes (that's called a "political impossibility"). So the Repubs vote in lock-step and stonewall everything - and Fox, and doofuses like you, blame Dems. The Repub House, of course, is a total joke and lost cause.
@ealbanoski 23 consecutive months of private sector growth idiot. deal with it. 800,000 jobs were lost the final month of the Bush presidency. Grow up
Roy, you're as funny as you are a good singer and guitar player.
I'm happy that you're able to make enough money to take the time to write insulting songs, though. I haven't been able to get a full time job in 4 years, I was laid off right after your messiah Barack Obama was elected, and I'm white, over 50 and male. I've sent out hundreds of resumes and filled out dozens of applications, and have only been invited to 5 interviews. I've been struggling to make it working part time jobs.Thanks.
@ealbanoski Yeah, Obama became pres and they fired you. Again, 23 consecutive months of private sector growth. You are hated, like me, because you are over 50 and unemployed
Liberals: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED
Conservatives: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED.
Libertarians: No war. Only peace. And let people be free.
@ianmathwiz7 liberals seem to be more awake though in my opinion and are starting to understand this whole false left/right paradigm. conservatives not so much.
But since obama i think alot of people are waking up and seeing these fake left/right stooges as corporate neocons.
@alvisc2002 Libertarians: Strip back the government to leave a dearth of potential influence that opportunistic corporations can exploit for financial gain, meaning the people you voted for to safeguard your liberties are unable to legislate to ensure your freedoms are not infringed. No war? Corporations benefit from war. Only peace? The sort of 'peace' that emerges when corporations hire their own private security personnel and crime syndicates assassinate anyone who gets in the way of a buck.
@alvisc2002 Wow, what an insightful, totally justified and explained point. Corruptibility is applicable to all ideologies. You make no valid argument.
@alvisc2002 libertarians are objectivist hacks go read some more ayn rand in crazy town. what about the anarchists and the revolutionaries. we are going to be the ones move the paradigm not bat shit crazy objectivists. yeah more free market capitalism is what we need. yeah more deregulation. are you stupid.
@occupynow oooh quadracopters i like!! great vid. as for your comment, objectivists arent batshit crazy. if they were they wouldnt be objectivists. and when you say "We are going to move the paradigm" do you mean Barack Obama and his JPMorgan/AIG buddies?
@alvisc2002 that is a rather entertaining logical fallacy you have there. You think we support those scumb bags nah buddy we want real change. btw only a batshit crazy person would worship a woman who worshipped a serial killer.
@occupynow so what real change are you talking about?
oh and as for Ayn Rand. man you're right. That woman IS batshit crazy lol.
i mean think about it man. she celebrates selfishness over altruism. We as humans may not be perfect but we are ultimately an altruistic community oriented people.
Somewhere, out there on you tube, there's a Republican who will mirror this, thinking he's serious. Like this dumb shit did with another video satire: watch?v=6mlJp_KNgUU&
@santora1957 That's because A: They have no sense of irony or humor B: They lack the intellect to tell when they are being made fun of, and their political views reflect their lack of intelligence.
See, this isn't funny to me. It's just terrifying. By the way, he called the war on the middle class a year ago. Newt and Romney are the leading GOP candidates. Financial companies will police themselves. Excuse me while I crawl into a corner and huddle in fear.
How come you don't come to Philadelphia, "cradle of liberty," "birthplace of anarchy." We're in pretty good shape for whatever comes along. I live here, with my husband, so there is nothing untoward in my request. We love your songs. We have museums that do examine dinosaurs, healthy plants to eat, and such. The populist voice has disappeared. Reagan-lite is the new democrat - anything else is spurious. I like online thesauruses or thesauri. When Philly?
@4squaredby4times4 I would say most of them are socially conservative... There was a time when most white supremacists and KKK members were democrats and republicans were called "n-word lovers." The late Senator Robert Byrd (D) was briefly a member of the KKK and he filibustered against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
White supremacists haven't traditionally aligned with a single party... they would go after a republican if that republican had differing views on the race issue as well.
The economy was left in worse shape than Linsay Lohan's trailor & Mocrats are taking too darn long spending to clean up Bush's mess. Who do the GOP blame? Barne Frank? Not Roland Arnall, not Dick Cheney, the actual president for 8 yrs. THE LAST 2 REPUBLICAN ADMIN: 1989 & 8 yrs of Reagan, Bush Sr had to bailout 2000 banks & S&L's w/160 billion taxpayer $. 2008 & 8 yrs of Bush, trillions to banks AGAIN. With that laughable record they call EVERYONE ELSE SOCIALISTS & get away with it.
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Kill the babies your getting sleepy... destroy the job providing rich your getting sleepy... affirmative isn't racist its fair to discriminate against whites your getting sleepy? Drop your guns so you cant protect yourself against an ever expanding democrat government... your getting sleepy??
It goes both ways. Funny though, im still going to vote against baby massacre though
@JerFish12 HAHAHA!!! Because democrat = dead baby? Because the rich have it so bad (taxes are as low as they've been for them since about the 70's, is that why there is so many jobs with almost 0% employment)? And yet minorities aren't discriminated against? Did the government come and take your guns? In what ways is the government expanding? Your both ways argument is a joke.
@oexnorth very much so, im not going to get into a discussion on how big the government is but look back at the new deal with roosevelt, the government got so big it can suck in a black hole. If you dont know what the new deal is LOOK IT UP. Depression era
If you dont think democrats stand for big ass government that tells you what to do, research the parties please. Republicants=lower taxes/small government Democraps=higher taxes/big government :)
@JerFish12 Sorry to have to point out that the government has always grown more under Republicans... I know it goes against what you are being told by the GOP but the data can only be disputed by highly paid Fox "news" pundits .... and they would still be wrong.
@JerFish12 "...the government got so big it can suck in a black hole..." This is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever read on YouTube. Why is it that you expect people to validate your opinions when you show a complete lack of knowledge of both sentence structure and science?
@PhobicOne sorry i didnt get a fancy degree from harvord you idiot. Not everyone is privileged any can grow up in a 100% white community where sentence structure is the #1 priority. I thought libtards were supposed to be accepting of all, i guess not
You accept the gays but not the straight A students? Awesome. Go jump in a ditch you intolerant dick.
@JerFish12 So only 100% white communities know how to speak English? That's your excuse for being an uneducated shit? Not that you just didn't bother to pay any attention to schooling? Or any pop science? Or any attention at all to people actually SPEAKING?
Don't rationalize your ignorance, accept it and change it. Or just shut the fuck up. The world doesn't need ANOTHER uneducated retard pretending their shit doesn't stink and all of their opinions are right.
@PhobicOne stop being intolerant you dumbfuck, im just spewing what crap the libtards spew. tolerate everyone so tolerate me pissing you off on purpose. Are you still reading? Good i hope you get more and more pissed. Its quite funny that your insulting me instead of tolerating me.
Your soooo funny, can we be best friends so i can record you yelling, "tolerate the illegal immigrants! but not this guy that doesn't agree with me!" your funny please go on, i need more material :)
@PhobicOne at least your a clever one lol... Well is this troll fight over yet? trolololololol? Have you learned now to troll someones spelling yet? If not the troll war will continue :)
@PhobicOne I guess i shouldnt compliment political opponents? Ok then ill remember that next time i try to be nice. trollololololololol k have a good night, dont kill any babies on the way to bed now :)
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This guy is an example of a spoiled prick who preaches lefty politics but he sure as hell hates it if he has to pay his fair share,REP OR DEM,they both are to blame for alot ..Most Democrats politicians are the richest and they pay no taxes ,,not sleepy, WIDE AWAKE.This dude has a terrible bland sense humor anyway,not funny no matter what he talks about.. BOORINGGG
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Roy, do you really think that the flavor savor is a cool look for someone over 25? If your career choice isn't being "a Senior Barista" then that look doesn't really cut it.
Don't be so desparate to try to connect to the younger liberals Roy. I can almost smell the stink of Patchouli eminating from my monitor. Act your age (53 per wikipedia) and stop embarassing yourself.
@onthewall888 : just like with RoMartin, you too are insistent on using duplicitous phrases. We all know that once you say "liberals" that drugged-up, dumbed-down and myrmidons is inherent.
@letsfIogthezog: I prefer this prayer: Dear God, the idiots on YouTube have very tiny weenies. They are so angry. They think their tiny parts are what make them men. They are nowhere near good enough to be called woman, gentile, slave, or even a man. They are slow witted, and do not know the touch of a woman. No woman will handle their tiny, malformed weenies.
@OhNoYouCant: I was also covering other life forms like fungus. I was trying to tell that little faggot that even slime is better than him. Slime and fungus are more valuable than he. Get it now?
@RoMartin1972 : "Get it now?" Nope, not at all. Your categories of "jews and non-jews" covers all life forms and non-life forms. Adding other categories is duplicitious and unnecessary. Do you get it now?
Please check out Donald Trump's poll really high than all Democratic and Republican too. I know Donald Trump Republican and businessman. Thank, Leroy.
When Bill Clinton left the White House, he cut phone lines and left a big mess of porno behind.....you're getting sleepy.....Dan Quayle was very smart, and so is Sarah Palin.....you're getting sleepy.....Tom DeLay was convicted by a liberal jury.....sleepy....The crosshairs didn't mean we really wanted people killed.....sleeeepy.....we have the right to hate all Muslims because the 9/11 hijackers were Muslim....now go vote Republican.
@photolitherland Between fits of uproarious laughter I've come to realize that you're far too ignorant and big headed to learn anything from this, so this will be my last comment. I will not be reading any comment in reply to this. People like you remind me of why I hate leftists. You really reinforce the notion in my head that you're all ignorant big headed fools. Not all of you are, really. Most leftists are well intentioned anyway. But you... you're very special. Hilariously special.
@photolitherland To have a counter argument you need an argument to counter. All I saw was an epitome of your mental stagnation spewed out into a hilariously ironic textual diarrhea . I really do feel pity for you. There is no sympathy; only pity. If you honestly think that leftists are inherently more intelligent than right wingers, I really hope that you're not old enough to vote. I suggest reading a book, or perhaps going to an education facility to remedy your extreme lack of intelligence.
@TylerMacNeill well ya know what, I may not be the most intelligent person on the planet but I've lived a fairly long life at 49 and what I do know is that from the last few months it seems that public education has been targeted as a waste of money so I think in the future, which my grandson will endure, the rich republicans will be more educated since they will be the only ones who will be able to afford a decent education. Keep the poor uneducated because they are much easier to control
@likefrogs45 True. Intelligence is the enemey of republicans. They want hoards of masses blindly following them, not people who think about science and think rationally.
I hope in 10 years the brand of republicans as we know today will be history, and a more "rational" conservatism, if there is such a thing, will emerge.
This man is a genius. That's not hyperbole, just a fact. (to all the Republicans who will not know what the word "genius" means, just think of Gee Dumbya Bush, then go to the opposite end of the IQ scale)
@VexonCross While I don't have enough room in the comments, I'll only go over a few of his major points.
1) Offshore Drilling: Obama okay'd it. Nice one.
2) Tax cuts for the rich: These cuts are across the board. The rich pay more in taxes, so when they get an equal tax cut it's only simple mathematics that they get a greater nominal amount in savings.
@TylerMacNeill 1) True. Though he also said he would work together with the Republicans. That was his first mistake.
2) But they don't get an equal tax cut. Tax cuts are decided in seperate bills, or at least in seperate stipulations. Republicans are more likely to cut taxes on the rich because ''they'll create jobs.'' which they do. In China.
3) Evidence?
4) Evidence?
5) Like when the Bush administration said they were for smaller government influence and then took your rights away?
Nothing can be gained by arguing with ignorant liberals who go into an argument with the notion that they cannot possibly be wrong. I'll not read your next response, nor shall I respond further.
@TylerMacNeill Yes, if we tax the bottom of the working class more, then that money can trickle up to the wealthiest 2%, and then maybe some will trickle back down to the masses!
tax cut for the rich? republicans don't want to just cut their tax. they want to cut everyone taxes. the lazy want the harder workers to pay more while bitching that their taxes should be lower. most taxes are paid by the top 3 percent already.
"You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. The owners of this country went to the same universities and fraternities, there on the same boards of directors, they belong to the same country clubs, they have like interests, they don't need to call a meeting because they know what is good for them...and they are getting it." -George Carlin
They're ALL out for themselves and nobody cares because TV has made a generation of sheep. Remember how HIPPIES got shit done? What happened?
These were the kids who shut down colleges with protests
These were the kids who marched on Washington
These were the kids who BELIEVED the idealist shit they spouted
"America sucks I'm moving to Canada" wasn't an empty threat
Hippies were the people who made Vietnam an unpopular war. They were the people who refused to fight and kill strangers half a world away in spite of THE DRAFT! These were MAJOR reasons why the war ended.
@DannyAces Canada's under Brit rule it's just a different version of America. I'd go to Brazil if I was running from my country's problems like the Mexican's do. Hell atleast Brazil has some awsome looking women.
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I was starting to think hey this guy is right! He's got some good points in his sarcastic song.. then he implies whites can't e victim to racism... and I'm like... fuck him...
Just wonder if anyone's mentioned that more wars have been declared under the 'liberals' than the republicans. They're both largely as bas as each other in many ways, just generally, domestically, the democrats show some small regard for people or for social programs. Less and less over time though as wall street, goldman sachs and co buy out congress. I'm from the UK and it's no different here... but I hope people aren't kidding themselves here.
Roy came to our church last month and put on a concert. It was awesome. Don't mean to brag, but I shook his hand :)
JeffreyGodwin 1 day ago
Great song.....
ClydeRslick 4 days ago
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Was this supposed to be funny? Sarcastic? Enlightening? I must not get it because I used my brain.
biffDipstick 1 week ago
Roy, are you any relation to Bob?
rogerstill71 1 week ago
Sheer brilliance Mr. Zimmerman! I love you!
shawniemar 1 week ago 2
I just wanna say...nevermind, I'm sleepy...
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mumzee52 2 weeks ago
I'm a fan of "tax less spend less" which means in principal, republicans would have an easier time winning me over.
Unfortunately, they've turned their own party to shit with religion and corruption. That leaves me as a libertarian-leaning moderate with absolutely no place to hang my hat. (Paul? Oh Please.)
pburto 2 weeks ago
@pburto The only times that republicans have even pretended to be about spending less is when there was not a republican in the White house! You must be very sleepy!
frankinal 6 days ago
I joked on my toast listening to this
AEgamesFtw 2 weeks ago
I'm not saying this guy is funny.
It's just something someone told me.
It was me..
t43700 3 weeks ago
I am dumbfounded beyond belief of how many idiots live in this country - idiots being republican's that are women, minorities, elderly, handicapped, sick or ill, and many making under 250k per year - amazingly scary to be totally honest!
101jbrjaw 3 weeks ago
How much would it cost each of us to run these on ABC at 9.00 ET some night? Just a thought.
Katama1515 3 weeks ago
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As a socialist I hate democrats. They are the ones perpetuating the capitalist system through propping it up with progressive taxation, welfare, SS and propagandizing college education for the training of corporate employment. I vote republican because they want to let capitalism strangle itself. Which it always does as seen with the bank collapse. Also republicans want to ship jobs overseas which forces our economy into its inevitable hightech agrarian future.
I'm tired of the status quo.
ped200014 3 weeks ago
bombinig the wrong countery for somthing they didnt do is ok vote republican (i dont support that)
AWMK101 3 weeks ago
I'm a Libertarian. Basically socially a democrat and fiscally a republican. I found this hilarious. Fuck Fox news.
fishingforbasses 3 weeks ago
@fishingforbasses
Canadian social democrats are fiscally conservative - Tommy Douglas inherited an almost bankrupt Province, balanced the budget and brought in single payer health care.
lucettelp 3 weeks ago
Heard you on Randi Rhodes..... now I'm a fan.
ProgressiveOasis 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Voting Republican is being insane!
cacoune 3 weeks ago
@cacoune Like Dr. Michael Savage says "Liberalism is a mental disorder". ;)
hp19501990 3 weeks ago
Hahahahaha! Love it.
DesireeDelovely 3 weeks ago
Good stuff.
ipouponu 3 weeks ago
NOW THAT is some FUNNY SH!T.... lol
jkeene01 3 weeks ago
Our new favorite song!!!!!!!!!
LBU
unpluggedtube01 3 weeks ago
Lindsey Lohan's trailer. :)
JeffreyGodwin 4 weeks ago
explains a lot.
saintwcf 1 month ago
I'd love to write a song about Barack Obama and the Senate, because Obamacare and the lack of attention they have when it comes to getting the economy going is frustrating. I used to be a Democrat, but liberals like you took over and are more concerned with ideology than common sense and it's a shame. I cannot believe you don't see that Obama isn't qualified. You must be blind, because it's not getting any better out here. We need unity, not divisiveness, and you're not helping matters.
ealbanoski 1 month ago
@ealbanoski That's because Democrats aren't leftwing enough.
PolandHello 1 month ago
Obama isn't a liberal, he is enormously qualified. The least qualified candidate I have ever seen in my 61 years on this planet was dubya, and he made a shambles out of this country. Of course, he is an idiot-tool like raygun, and the roves, cheneys and rummys of the GOP swill were pulling his strings and dragging the country into their gutter. But you used to be a democrat? The likes of you are better off in the cesspool with the GOP anyway.
MiserableOldFart 1 month ago
@ealbanoski The Senate "inattention" you noticed is due to the effective control Repubs have of that body - even though they're the minority. Nothing can be passed unless the Dems have not merely a majority (that would be called "democracy"), but a filibuster-proof 60 votes (that's called a "political impossibility"). So the Repubs vote in lock-step and stonewall everything - and Fox, and doofuses like you, blame Dems. The Repub House, of course, is a total joke and lost cause.
gotmilk7926 3 weeks ago
@ealbanoski 23 consecutive months of private sector growth idiot. deal with it. 800,000 jobs were lost the final month of the Bush presidency. Grow up
danangchaz 5 days ago
Roy, you're as funny as you are a good singer and guitar player.
I'm happy that you're able to make enough money to take the time to write insulting songs, though. I haven't been able to get a full time job in 4 years, I was laid off right after your messiah Barack Obama was elected, and I'm white, over 50 and male. I've sent out hundreds of resumes and filled out dozens of applications, and have only been invited to 5 interviews. I've been struggling to make it working part time jobs.Thanks.
ealbanoski 1 month ago
@ealbanoski Yeah, Obama became pres and they fired you. Again, 23 consecutive months of private sector growth. You are hated, like me, because you are over 50 and unemployed
danangchaz 5 days ago
Liberals: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED
Conservatives: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED.
Libertarians: No war. Only peace. And let people be free.
alvisc2002 1 month ago
@alvisc2002 And let's not forget about ending the War on Drugs that has bankrupted us almost as badly as the War on Terrorism.
ianmathwiz7 1 month ago
@ianmathwiz7 liberals seem to be more awake though in my opinion and are starting to understand this whole false left/right paradigm. conservatives not so much.
But since obama i think alot of people are waking up and seeing these fake left/right stooges as corporate neocons.
alvisc2002 1 month ago
@alvisc2002 Libertarians: Strip back the government to leave a dearth of potential influence that opportunistic corporations can exploit for financial gain, meaning the people you voted for to safeguard your liberties are unable to legislate to ensure your freedoms are not infringed. No war? Corporations benefit from war. Only peace? The sort of 'peace' that emerges when corporations hire their own private security personnel and crime syndicates assassinate anyone who gets in the way of a buck.
PolandHello 1 month ago
@PolandHello no not really. corruption is more of a communist ideology :)
alvisc2002 1 month ago
@alvisc2002 Wow, what an insightful, totally justified and explained point. Corruptibility is applicable to all ideologies. You make no valid argument.
jordan081095 1 month ago
@jordan081095 sadly jordan you're right :(
alvisc2002 1 month ago
@alvisc2002 libertarians are objectivist hacks go read some more ayn rand in crazy town. what about the anarchists and the revolutionaries. we are going to be the ones move the paradigm not bat shit crazy objectivists. yeah more free market capitalism is what we need. yeah more deregulation. are you stupid.
occupynow 3 weeks ago
@occupynow oooh quadracopters i like!! great vid. as for your comment, objectivists arent batshit crazy. if they were they wouldnt be objectivists. and when you say "We are going to move the paradigm" do you mean Barack Obama and his JPMorgan/AIG buddies?
alvisc2002 2 weeks ago
@alvisc2002 that is a rather entertaining logical fallacy you have there. You think we support those scumb bags nah buddy we want real change. btw only a batshit crazy person would worship a woman who worshipped a serial killer.
occupynow 2 weeks ago
@occupynow so what real change are you talking about?
oh and as for Ayn Rand. man you're right. That woman IS batshit crazy lol.
i mean think about it man. she celebrates selfishness over altruism. We as humans may not be perfect but we are ultimately an altruistic community oriented people.
alvisc2002 2 weeks ago
Somewhere, out there on you tube, there's a Republican who will mirror this, thinking he's serious. Like this dumb shit did with another video satire: watch?v=6mlJp_KNgUU&
santora1957 1 month ago
@santora1957 That's because A: They have no sense of irony or humor B: They lack the intellect to tell when they are being made fun of, and their political views reflect their lack of intelligence.
nightmathzombieethan 1 month ago
Where's my pen...?
FUCKING ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!
TheTruePooka 1 month ago 2
its funny cause its true!
MoralRapist 2 months ago 3
I'm a big fan Roy keep fighting the good fight and I really enjoyed your live show when you came to Chattanooga
TheSpeedy0504 2 months ago
"Government is the problem...vote republican and we'll prove it."
Classic!
uniteordie1 2 months ago 3
Frightning and funny at the same time. Great work!
AlvinEinschwein 2 months ago
See, this isn't funny to me. It's just terrifying. By the way, he called the war on the middle class a year ago. Newt and Romney are the leading GOP candidates. Financial companies will police themselves. Excuse me while I crawl into a corner and huddle in fear.
nukeme11 2 months ago
I love it when comedians start cracking up during their own routine.
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Friking Republicans pathetis nasty richs 1%
gguichon66 2 months ago
I love you!
giggilamour 3 months ago
Government is the problem, vote for us and we will prove it!!!! hahaha.
metalfan4life84 3 months ago 27
Holy shit! This guy is like Jello Biafra x 10 the folk edition
Standoman6546 3 months ago 2
Why isn't this guy on the daily show?? Or The tonight show??
rgaleny 3 months ago 6
Brilliant!!
lin227piano 4 months ago 2
Another masterpiece Roy! Thanks!
jamielynnfox 4 months ago 2
Brilliant!
DudleyDoorightRCMP 4 months ago
..could not have said it any better. Thanx.
Howlinatthemoon 4 months ago
I can't watch this video because there's a yellow line preventing me from seeing it. What's up with that?
desinga 4 months ago
Now I know what happens to my pens!
K1P2 4 months ago 5
Well, im now a subscriber
alexbc7493 5 months ago 42
How come you don't come to Philadelphia, "cradle of liberty," "birthplace of anarchy." We're in pretty good shape for whatever comes along. I live here, with my husband, so there is nothing untoward in my request. We love your songs. We have museums that do examine dinosaurs, healthy plants to eat, and such. The populist voice has disappeared. Reagan-lite is the new democrat - anything else is spurious. I like online thesauruses or thesauri. When Philly?
snyd1ey 5 months ago
I wonder why most White Supremacists are Republicans. Coincidence?
4squaredby4times4 5 months ago 3
@4squaredby4times4 I would say most of them are socially conservative... There was a time when most white supremacists and KKK members were democrats and republicans were called "n-word lovers." The late Senator Robert Byrd (D) was briefly a member of the KKK and he filibustered against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
White supremacists haven't traditionally aligned with a single party... they would go after a republican if that republican had differing views on the race issue as well.
pipjmalt 4 months ago
danger0usknowledge 5 months ago
For some reason I feel like voting republican...
adamchrome 5 months ago 2
This is fracking awesome!
Dogdad2 6 months ago
starting to get passed around Facebook now. Yay!
coloradosong 6 months ago
Hey leave Ontario out of this! lol
ApollosPlace 6 months ago 3
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Kill the babies your getting sleepy... destroy the job providing rich your getting sleepy... affirmative isn't racist its fair to discriminate against whites your getting sleepy? Drop your guns so you cant protect yourself against an ever expanding democrat government... your getting sleepy??
It goes both ways. Funny though, im still going to vote against baby massacre though
JerFish12 7 months ago
@JerFish12 HAHAHA!!! Because democrat = dead baby? Because the rich have it so bad (taxes are as low as they've been for them since about the 70's, is that why there is so many jobs with almost 0% employment)? And yet minorities aren't discriminated against? Did the government come and take your guns? In what ways is the government expanding? Your both ways argument is a joke.
oexnorth 6 months ago 4
@oexnorth very much so, im not going to get into a discussion on how big the government is but look back at the new deal with roosevelt, the government got so big it can suck in a black hole. If you dont know what the new deal is LOOK IT UP. Depression era
If you dont think democrats stand for big ass government that tells you what to do, research the parties please. Republicants=lower taxes/small government Democraps=higher taxes/big government :)
JerFish12 6 months ago
@JerFish12 Sorry to have to point out that the government has always grown more under Republicans... I know it goes against what you are being told by the GOP but the data can only be disputed by highly paid Fox "news" pundits .... and they would still be wrong.
valevans 6 months ago 3
@JerFish12 "...the government got so big it can suck in a black hole..." This is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever read on YouTube. Why is it that you expect people to validate your opinions when you show a complete lack of knowledge of both sentence structure and science?
PhobicOne 5 months ago
@PhobicOne sorry i didnt get a fancy degree from harvord you idiot. Not everyone is privileged any can grow up in a 100% white community where sentence structure is the #1 priority. I thought libtards were supposed to be accepting of all, i guess not
You accept the gays but not the straight A students? Awesome. Go jump in a ditch you intolerant dick.
JerFish12 5 months ago
@JerFish12 So only 100% white communities know how to speak English? That's your excuse for being an uneducated shit? Not that you just didn't bother to pay any attention to schooling? Or any pop science? Or any attention at all to people actually SPEAKING?
Don't rationalize your ignorance, accept it and change it. Or just shut the fuck up. The world doesn't need ANOTHER uneducated retard pretending their shit doesn't stink and all of their opinions are right.
PhobicOne 5 months ago
@PhobicOne stop being intolerant you dumbfuck, im just spewing what crap the libtards spew. tolerate everyone so tolerate me pissing you off on purpose. Are you still reading? Good i hope you get more and more pissed. Its quite funny that your insulting me instead of tolerating me.
Your soooo funny, can we be best friends so i can record you yelling, "tolerate the illegal immigrants! but not this guy that doesn't agree with me!" your funny please go on, i need more material :)
JerFish12 5 months ago
@JerFish12 Material for what? Your diatribes that people only listen to in order to laugh at you for?
PhobicOne 5 months ago
@PhobicOne at least your a clever one lol... Well is this troll fight over yet? trolololololol? Have you learned now to troll someones spelling yet? If not the troll war will continue :)
JerFish12 5 months ago
@JerFish12 'your a clever one' *sigh* No wonder you're Republican.
PhobicOne 5 months ago
@PhobicOne I guess i shouldnt compliment political opponents? Ok then ill remember that next time i try to be nice. trollololololololol k have a good night, dont kill any babies on the way to bed now :)
JerFish12 5 months ago
This is seriously funny. Please show this video to my "friend" Jackie.
jeffreydebra1 7 months ago
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This guy is an example of a spoiled prick who preaches lefty politics but he sure as hell hates it if he has to pay his fair share,REP OR DEM,they both are to blame for alot ..Most Democrats politicians are the richest and they pay no taxes ,,not sleepy, WIDE AWAKE.This dude has a terrible bland sense humor anyway,not funny no matter what he talks about.. BOORINGGG
CrashMarket 7 months ago
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CrashMarket 7 months ago
Oh, guess who's not gonna think this is funny.
tigers1780 7 months ago
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stupid liberal doesnt know what he's talkin about
APDvader 7 months ago
A short, but accurate course on American politics in the last 10 years in 3:57.
jokr8790 8 months ago 26
56 people are republican.
I hate myself for being the person that has to make the dislike joke.
Yessacmidnight 8 months ago 3
@Yessacmidnight 57 now!
direngrey4569 8 months ago
Loved it. Brilliant.
Check out "Prostitution Is Illegal' on Youtube
gregncw 8 months ago
This started with "Off-shore drilling is completely safe..." right as the BP youtube channel popped up.
Anastasia313 8 months ago 4
This was great. You made my day Roy. Keep up the good fight.
eraserdxl 9 months ago
Made me smile. Made my day.
splaaaack 9 months ago
Too true to be all that funny.
sirkeng 9 months ago
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Roy, do you really think that the flavor savor is a cool look for someone over 25? If your career choice isn't being "a Senior Barista" then that look doesn't really cut it.
Don't be so desparate to try to connect to the younger liberals Roy. I can almost smell the stink of Patchouli eminating from my monitor. Act your age (53 per wikipedia) and stop embarassing yourself.
OhNoYouCant 9 months ago
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Yeah--we're so much better under Democrat rule! What an ass you are--before an audience of dumbed-down, drugged-up, liberal myrmidons.
onthewall888 9 months ago
@onthewall888 : just like with RoMartin, you too are insistent on using duplicitous phrases. We all know that once you say "liberals" that drugged-up, dumbed-down and myrmidons is inherent.
OhNoYouCant 9 months ago
@OhNoYouCant Because it is true...
onthewall888 9 months ago
Yeah!!!!
papalongstuff 9 months ago
LOL
xBlake4 9 months ago
and fox news is totaly balanced.. bawwahhhhaahah
judicum 9 months ago
Only the Hillbillys will argue!
EFISHAL 9 months ago
@letsfIogthezog: I prefer this prayer: Dear God, the idiots on YouTube have very tiny weenies. They are so angry. They think their tiny parts are what make them men. They are nowhere near good enough to be called woman, gentile, slave, or even a man. They are slow witted, and do not know the touch of a woman. No woman will handle their tiny, malformed weenies.
RoMartin1972 10 months ago
@letsfIogthezog: YOu are a disgusting piece of trash. Animals, jews, non-jews and all others are better than you any day. YOu make me sick.
RoMartin1972 10 months ago
@RoMartin1972: Great insult: "Animals, jews, non-jews, and all others are better than you any day"
But why the duplicity? You covered everyone and everything by "jews" and "non-jews", correct?
OhNoYouCant 9 months ago
@OhNoYouCant: I was also covering other life forms like fungus. I was trying to tell that little faggot that even slime is better than him. Slime and fungus are more valuable than he. Get it now?
RoMartin1972 9 months ago
@RoMartin1972 : "Get it now?" Nope, not at all. Your categories of "jews and non-jews" covers all life forms and non-life forms. Adding other categories is duplicitious and unnecessary. Do you get it now?
OhNoYouCant 9 months ago
Please check out Donald Trump's poll really high than all Democratic and Republican too. I know Donald Trump Republican and businessman. Thank, Leroy.
LeroyDaniel2008 10 months ago
I won't be voting Republican any longer. I registered from Democrat to Green Party. LOLAMOJ!
Peacetoyouandyours 10 months ago
Like Wikileaks revelations ?
Search For
"BUSH OBAMA DESTROYED US ARMY"
eliasmouawad 11 months ago
No one will ever convince me that Ronald Reagan, though imperfect as all people are, was not a great man.
akastevegrant 11 months ago
thats just epic hahaha
managarm1349 11 months ago
This was great! I laughed my ass off. :)
Bobbiethejean 11 months ago
When Bill Clinton left the White House, he cut phone lines and left a big mess of porno behind.....you're getting sleepy.....Dan Quayle was very smart, and so is Sarah Palin.....you're getting sleepy.....Tom DeLay was convicted by a liberal jury.....sleepy....The crosshairs didn't mean we really wanted people killed.....sleeeepy.....we have the right to hate all Muslims because the 9/11 hijackers were Muslim....now go vote Republican.
gspendlove 11 months ago 3
I love satire
mrmmrmproductions 1 year ago
@photolitherland Between fits of uproarious laughter I've come to realize that you're far too ignorant and big headed to learn anything from this, so this will be my last comment. I will not be reading any comment in reply to this. People like you remind me of why I hate leftists. You really reinforce the notion in my head that you're all ignorant big headed fools. Not all of you are, really. Most leftists are well intentioned anyway. But you... you're very special. Hilariously special.
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@photolitherland To have a counter argument you need an argument to counter. All I saw was an epitome of your mental stagnation spewed out into a hilariously ironic textual diarrhea . I really do feel pity for you. There is no sympathy; only pity. If you honestly think that leftists are inherently more intelligent than right wingers, I really hope that you're not old enough to vote. I suggest reading a book, or perhaps going to an education facility to remedy your extreme lack of intelligence.
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@TylerMacNeill well ya know what, I may not be the most intelligent person on the planet but I've lived a fairly long life at 49 and what I do know is that from the last few months it seems that public education has been targeted as a waste of money so I think in the future, which my grandson will endure, the rich republicans will be more educated since they will be the only ones who will be able to afford a decent education. Keep the poor uneducated because they are much easier to control
likefrogs45 11 months ago
@likefrogs45 True. Intelligence is the enemey of republicans. They want hoards of masses blindly following them, not people who think about science and think rationally.
I hope in 10 years the brand of republicans as we know today will be history, and a more "rational" conservatism, if there is such a thing, will emerge.
nevertheless123 11 months ago
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TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@photolitherland Please excuse me a moment.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA XD
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
This man is a genius. That's not hyperbole, just a fact. (to all the Republicans who will not know what the word "genius" means, just think of Gee Dumbya Bush, then go to the opposite end of the IQ scale)
rok100 1 year ago 40
@rok100 I agree one hundred percent!
elphaba568 6 months ago
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His wit is the only thing salvaging his rampant ignorance.
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@TylerMacNeill That's funny, since everything he says is a perfectly accurate description of Republican policy.
VexonCross 1 year ago 18
@VexonCross While I don't have enough room in the comments, I'll only go over a few of his major points.
1) Offshore Drilling: Obama okay'd it. Nice one.
2) Tax cuts for the rich: These cuts are across the board. The rich pay more in taxes, so when they get an equal tax cut it's only simple mathematics that they get a greater nominal amount in savings.
3) Nancy Pelosi IS a 1000 year old Nazi vampire.
4) Democrats want to kill my grandma.
5) Gov't IS the problem.
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@TylerMacNeill 1) True. Though he also said he would work together with the Republicans. That was his first mistake.
2) But they don't get an equal tax cut. Tax cuts are decided in seperate bills, or at least in seperate stipulations. Republicans are more likely to cut taxes on the rich because ''they'll create jobs.'' which they do. In China.
3) Evidence?
4) Evidence?
5) Like when the Bush administration said they were for smaller government influence and then took your rights away?
VexonCross 1 year ago 5
@VexonCross
Nothing can be gained by arguing with ignorant liberals who go into an argument with the notion that they cannot possibly be wrong. I'll not read your next response, nor shall I respond further.
In short, Pelosi is a Nazi vampire.
TylerMacNeill 1 year ago
@TylerMacNeill The guy gave you a perfectly coherent response and all you do is run away. You're a pussy.
SmallpoxRot 11 months ago
@TylerMacNeill Yes, if we tax the bottom of the working class more, then that money can trickle up to the wealthiest 2%, and then maybe some will trickle back down to the masses!
Nice points. For a dipshit.
SmallpoxRot 11 months ago
So that what happen to all my pen!
wewantpot010 1 year ago 2
Tuning???
rusherf4g 1 year ago
Chords????
rusherf4g 1 year ago
tax cut for the rich? republicans don't want to just cut their tax. they want to cut everyone taxes. the lazy want the harder workers to pay more while bitching that their taxes should be lower. most taxes are paid by the top 3 percent already.
gibblets17 1 year ago
@gibblets17
Warren Buffet pays a 19% tax rate while his secretary (102k/yr salary) pays 38%. Sounds like a pretty toxic policy.
Captainoldspice 1 year ago 4
This was a fantastic song.
Satire is the best manner in which the truth can be conveyed, I think.
plasterdbastard 1 year ago
I guess they don't know where Ontario is, judging by the lack of laughter.
Fadedglory343 1 year ago
this shit is even funny for a dutch man ^^
hashond 1 year ago
hahahaha....pelosi is a vampire..1000 yr old..ROFL
seriouslycurious1 1 year ago
"You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. The owners of this country went to the same universities and fraternities, there on the same boards of directors, they belong to the same country clubs, they have like interests, they don't need to call a meeting because they know what is good for them...and they are getting it." -George Carlin
They're ALL out for themselves and nobody cares because TV has made a generation of sheep. Remember how HIPPIES got shit done? What happened?
DannyAces 1 year ago 7
@DannyAces smoked weed, ate shrooms, and never showered? What will that achieve?
ElchananBenAvraham 1 year ago
@ElchananBenAvraham
These were the kids who shut down colleges with protests
These were the kids who marched on Washington
These were the kids who BELIEVED the idealist shit they spouted
"America sucks I'm moving to Canada" wasn't an empty threat
Hippies were the people who made Vietnam an unpopular war. They were the people who refused to fight and kill strangers half a world away in spite of THE DRAFT! These were MAJOR reasons why the war ended.
We kept the weed but lost the values...
DannyAces 1 year ago 77
@DannyAces wow, someone needs a visit from the humor fairy ;)
ElchananBenAvraham 1 year ago
@DannyAces Kept the weed and lost the valus... dont steel family guy quotes lol now thats sad
tapp40 11 months ago
@tapp40
A- You're 25. Spell steal correctly.
B- The quote was actually "We lost the values but we kept the weed." and while it's paraphrasing, it's completely valid.
C- You lock in on that part of my comment? Goddamn lost cause.
DannyAces 11 months ago
@DannyAces Canada's under Brit rule it's just a different version of America. I'd go to Brazil if I was running from my country's problems like the Mexican's do. Hell atleast Brazil has some awsome looking women.
BgbadWulof 9 months ago
@DannyAces
Conservatives were the freaks who opposed making colleges more affordable
Conservatives were the freaks who marched on Washington...to protest against abortion and gay rights
Conservatives were the freaks who BELIEVED ridiculous "trickle-down" economic theories
"America sucks I'm destroying the middle class" wasn't an empty threat.
Jesusfreaks were the thorn in America's paws who caused thousands of soldiers to die for a completely useless war...back then and again with Bush.
improllyright 9 months ago 3
@DannyAces Snap your fingers. Quick.
diogeron 5 months ago
so wait wait wait.. lemme get this straight... ecause you were a total naiive moron at 27 I am a total naiive moron at 27\
And don't tell me what to do sir, my comment is fine as is...
J0ker4u 1 year ago
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I was starting to think hey this guy is right! He's got some good points in his sarcastic song.. then he implies whites can't e victim to racism... and I'm like... fuck him...
J0ker4u 1 year ago
Heard this on KPFT in Houston.
DonJulioBlanco2002 1 year ago
hey... it worked :p
RainMan52 1 year ago
Just wonder if anyone's mentioned that more wars have been declared under the 'liberals' than the republicans. They're both largely as bas as each other in many ways, just generally, domestically, the democrats show some small regard for people or for social programs. Less and less over time though as wall street, goldman sachs and co buy out congress. I'm from the UK and it's no different here... but I hope people aren't kidding themselves here.
MarioSavioTZM 1 year ago
Brilliant! I love this guy!
vlopresto 1 year ago
Hilary Clinton and Obama are endearing themselves and the US in the international community... you're getting sleepy.
OhNoYouCant 1 year ago
Wow, this video explains a lot because there is no way so many people could be so stupid. Hypnosis is the only explanation!
BootBazaar 1 year ago 45
@BootBazaar Nope, ignorance is a better explanation.
Lengo67 7 months ago
Hahaha, it made my day when my friend showed me this...in Government class. Oh the irony. XD
MissusKaiba16 1 year ago
soul patches are a really good look on men over 40..... you're getting sleepy
OhNoYouCant 1 year ago
@OhNoYouCant Astroturf is a great alternative to REAL grass... you're getting sleepy.
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Wendell Potter didn't write a book about the GOP's affair with CIGNA and HUMANA... you're getting sleepy.
g4macdad 1 year ago
@OhNoYouCant LOL WELL SAID!
xD
J0ker4u 1 year ago
shellacking...
OhNoYouCant 1 year ago
I always find it humorous when conservatives say liberals are stupid.
Yet conservatives are always far more likely to be scientifically illiterate, specially when it comes to evolution and climate science.
A good number of conservatives also believe in the "christian nation" myth, which makes them ignorant of their very own history.
Yes there are kooky, crazy and weird liberals. But the real hate-filled, paranoid, extremely ignorant bigots are always on the right.
Sybsop 1 year ago 9